Charlie Sheen, Commercial Air Pilot

If your pilot comes on and says he's "a freakin warlock," return your tray table to its full upright position and brace for impact.

Transcript

00:00Hey Charlie Sheen was set to compete on season 28 of Dancing with the Stars but

00:07ultimately he walked. He was talking to us weekly. You have to walk to get out on

00:12the dance floor. Duh. He told the magazine I was very flattered by ABC and their

00:17offer but at the end of the day I have two left feet and I just can't dance.

00:22Charlie Sheen. I'm a freaking warlock. Yeah you should be able to like create a spell

00:28and and be able to dance. I'll get on my Nimbus and fly around the stage. Why can't

00:32you just get on your Mercury surfboard? Absolutely. The opportunity was linked to

00:36a pilot opportunity as well. Yeah I want to be a pilot for American Airlines. But

00:41when he passed on Dancing with the Stars. I'm your pilot. I'm sorry the plane can see a

00:46freaking mountain.

00:49Yes. Yes. Charlie Sheen commercial air pilot. We'll never crash because I'm a freaking warlock.

01:05Floating him up forever. I'm concerned about this flight.

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