How Many Maggots Can You Eat

Beasley Digital

8 months ago

Interesting question. Let's find out.

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00:00Tyson Foods recalled nearly 37,000 pounds of chicken nuggets.

00:05The U.S. Department of Agriculture says the product may contain rubber.

00:09Tyson described the material as...

00:10Rubber's pretty safe. They use them in condoms.

00:15Safety.

00:16They described the material as small pieces of soft blue plastic in the nuggets.

00:21The recalled products are the five-pound bags of Tyson white meat panko chicken nuggets

00:25with the best if used by date of November 26, 2019.

00:29More alarming news, they actually found chicken in them, too.

00:35I wonder how much plastic got into...

00:41I mean, because you're talking 37,000 pounds of chicken that has to be recalled.

00:45What a waste.

00:46Right, exactly.

00:47Statistically, it can't be that much.

00:49You and I, if we were eating the nuggets and we're into them, we'd probably go, ah, and keep eating.

00:53I would.

00:54I'd spit out the plastic and I'd, you know, move on to the next piece.

00:58I wouldn't do something.

00:59I wouldn't.

00:59I'd die and crawl into a wall somewhere.

01:01I always chuckle at the acceptable amounts of things.

01:04There's always a list of the FDA releases of what's acceptable.

01:07Look, man, I was eating somewhere I don't remember where and I found a hair in my food and I'm just like...

01:12Me just yesterday.

01:13I was enjoying it.

01:14It was hummus.

01:15I kept eating it, you know.

01:16Yeah, Preston.

01:17If I find a hair, I can't continue to eat.

01:18I know, I know.

01:19It was good hummus.

01:20And listen, I have to convince myself sometimes, like, that is a long, dark hair.

01:24That's yours.

01:25So stop it, take it out, and continue to eat your food.

01:28I don't have that option.

01:30And can you, if you do realize it's your own?

01:33Like, I honestly, I have to force myself, but I think about it the rest of the time.

01:37I'm like, is this really good?

01:38Do I really need to eat this?

01:38At home, or, I mean, even at home?

01:41Where, like, you're out of the restaurant.

01:43Yeah, I guess at home.

01:44No question.

01:44I guess at home it wouldn't be that bad because obviously it's mine or Jace's, you know?

01:49Here you go.

01:50Steve, here's the official word.

01:51The handbook allows for up to 13 fragments of rodent excretia.

01:57Yeah.

01:57And a 24-ounce, in a 24-ounce container.

02:0024 ounces.

02:02The government permits three maggots in your 28-ounce can of tomatoes.

02:06Oh, my God.

02:07What is this?

02:09You know what?

02:10I'm down with that.

02:11In a regular size 16-ounce jar of peanut butter, the FDA will allow it to 136 insect fragments

02:17and four rodent hairs.

02:20Isn't that great?

02:21Oh, my God.

02:22That is awful.

02:23So Preston, do you stop eating if you hit, like, a full human turd?

02:28Sure.

02:29That's when I'll pull back and say, best not continue.

02:32You know what?

02:33I'm not going to throw it out, but I'm going to put it away for now.

02:36But I don't want to know that.

02:38No.

02:38Like, I really don't.

02:39It's like that stupid book that women get when they're pregnant.

02:42What to expect when expecting.

02:43You don't need it.

02:44You don't need to know, like, most of that stuff.

02:46Well, I was aware of this.

02:47That's why I know that on a regular basis, what we're allowed to eat is pretty voluminous.

02:53And you're all, we're all okay.

02:54Yeah.

02:54We're all fine here.

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