00:00you know who won't stop messaging me who my robot vacuum
00:12something's gone wrong with it and every few minutes it's sending me messages only you would
00:20have a problem like this a robot vacuum there's no listen i'm telling you right now there is
00:26gonna be no device that dave owns that doesn't text him his toothbrush texts him great job
00:35his vacuum is like help me dave help dave help dave he's gonna have spoons and forks clean us
00:46that's the problem with your vacuum something's wrong with it obviously it keeps saying it's
00:51stuck somewhere but it's not even in use there's some major malfunction just every two minutes it
00:56sends me to turn the notifications off i'll have to yeah but it's been going on since last night
01:00i had to block my vacuum yeah kept him up all night help dave help me dave dave i am stuck dave
01:08yeah it's not even on but for i don't know some major malfunction i don't have a vacuum like that
01:14i don't know like that it could text you i just have one you plug in and i never wanted my vacuum
01:19to text me no i've never wanted it at all you like it unplugged and just quiet i put it in a closet
01:27when i'm done with it yeah it's probably really upset you know i'm like that's enough out of you
01:31yeah he's if you if you talk to him he's probably probably doesn't like it yeah it's not that
01:38interesting no no it is true i do have a lot of devices in my home that will message me yeah yeah
01:45from my garage this is how the hackers are going to get us by the way just so we know
01:48yeah i won't even tell you the latest one i got oh no i just know that now dave
01:56they're going to get to dave's bank account through his vacuum
01:59you're not going to believe it my bank account got hacked do you know why do you know why because
02:07my spoon you know my automatically cooling spoon for ice cream
02:13what a great idea yeah it uh apparently was talking to russians that night
02:21my damn spoon yep it's a ruski in my gallery drawer yep uh someone texted hello dave it's
02:28your vacuum trying you from a different number fix me please oh yeah whatever don't text the show
02:33you're ignoring me dave i've got your family dave yeah yeah i bought anyways um you know my
02:42remember when my heated socks malfunctioned oh yeah yeah and i had uh uh at the side of the road
02:48rips them off yes for fear of you know catching on fire major damage yeah so i upgraded and i
02:54i got heated insoles okay so but they will text you they are wi-fi enabled so you can control
03:02the heat from your phone they're legitimately tracking dave's gadget man oh my god you are the
03:09official gadget man yeah well but these are great at least you'd love them 13 hours of heat
03:14yeah and you can oh if it's too cold or too hot you just go on your phone you can raise or lower
03:19the feet temperature does it keep track of all of your steps and all that stuff like i don't i
03:27haven't really i just got them so i haven't investigated too much i just find you know what
03:30their app does do we know what their app is giving does their app give all the information to google
03:36i know no i know so i know my feet they want my feet numbers going i guess that's it if you just
03:45are like when the robots come i want them just to get me first then yeah you're good like listen when
03:55the robots come no one wants to like just go outside yeah that's all you gotta just wait wait for
04:01them you know so you can wear whatever socks you want with these yeah you just um because i'm
04:06particular about my socks yeah depending on the insole of your shoes you may have to take that out
04:10to put these in right um so during the show are you wearing them or not i didn't put them in today
04:15i know for walks with jameson but uh i might just use them so are they like fully encapsulate they
04:22fully encapsulate your feet like no no no just the bottom just the very bottom like a dr shoals type of
04:28thing yeah okay so you have an app for that yeah yeah yeah that's wild apps for everything that's
04:34wild are there any apps you won't get uh like is there anything you're taking a stand on like i won't
04:41get the kfc app or i won't okay so you won't get tiktok yeah you won't get tiktok like all these others
04:49are not yeah it's funny i mean i tiktok i can kind of understand because you just lose hours of your
04:58life on there right and i have enough distractions oh yeah no i do it's very easy for example okay so
05:05here's one now every app is like tiktok
05:08you
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