00:00I'm trying to lighten up the mood here for this story.
00:03Yeah, I think you need to.
00:05You know, listen, they say to keep it light during a morning show.
00:08I feel like I'm totally going to violate that today.
00:11We're prefacing all this by we're going to try to keep it light.
00:13You should keep it light, too.
00:14I only keep things light.
00:16Okay, fair enough.
00:16That's good.
00:17You heard of the Georgia Guidestones.
00:19I don't know.
00:21I had no idea.
00:22So you know what Stonehenge is?
00:24No.
00:24You don't know what Stonehenge is?
00:26Is this like a...
00:28Like in Europe, they get the thing.
00:31The stones is up.
00:32I don't get out much.
00:35You know, is that like historical something?
00:38It's just like, wow, how did they get those stones up there?
00:41This is 101, okay.
00:42Okay, fair enough.
00:43Well, we in America have our own quote-unquote version of this called the Georgia Guidestones.
00:48Now, some people think it was put there by Satan himself.
00:51Essentially what it is, is it's written in 12 different languages, and it has 10 different messages.
00:56And it's essentially like an instruction booklet for if the world ends or comes close to it, how to rebuild the world appropriately.
01:05Okay.
01:06Like among the things they put on this, 500 million should be the cap for the population.
01:12Stop having so much kids, essentially.
01:14Didn't Elon Musk say something about stop having kids?
01:17But then I just read he had two more.
01:19He's got nine.
01:20He's got nine.
01:21He's listening.
01:21Stop having kids.
01:22Come on there, Elon.
01:23Maybe he wrote those stones.
01:25And then forgot about the stones and then destroyed them when he had so many kids.
01:30Oh, yeah.
01:30There we go.
01:30It's a lot of Elons.
01:33One of his kids doesn't want to be, so it's actually eight.
01:35One of his kids-
01:35Doesn't want to be his?
01:36Totally just renamed themselves away from the Musk name.
01:40That wants nothing to do with him.
01:41Okay.
01:41Whatever the case, we are posing a question, keeping it light.
01:46Let's say we had to rebuild society today.
01:49What advice would you give the people rebuilding the world?
01:55Be a normal damn human being.
01:58Just be nice.
02:00We're getting a lot of that.
02:01It's really not that hard.
02:02Don't be a blank.
02:04We're getting a lot on Twitter right now.
02:06There was one from LisaY419 on Instagram.
02:09Value and embrace everyone's unique qualities.
02:12Don't be cookie cutter.
02:13Very, very sweet.
02:15Joe Quills saying, in other words, be a man or woman for others.
02:19We used to joke around in high school to not be a blank, but don't be a blank.
02:22Don't be a blank.
02:23Don't be- never be a blank.
02:25Think of others first, then yourself.
02:27Be kind to one another.
02:28Try not to judge a book by its cover.
02:29Get an education.
02:30These are all very sweet things.
02:32I've come up with a list of what I think are three very important cornerstones to the
02:38rebuilding of society.
02:39Okay.
02:40Have you come up with any?
02:41Not just- just be nice.
02:44Be nice.
02:45Okay.
02:45Okay.
02:45But let me- let me hear you.
02:47Be nice should be, like, high on the list.
02:49Okay.
02:49It should be way high on the list.
02:51Number one, all scorpions are to be burned with fire.
02:56I hate scorpions.
02:57Have you- do they- do they go into your house?
02:59Not this one, but our house that we rented before we got this one.
03:03It was bad.
03:04They were in the house all the time.
03:06And I hate them.
03:08They were, like- I was- I worked at night.
03:11Yeah.
03:11So I would get home, and all of a sudden, they'd be on the wall, and I'd be like, where
03:14did you come from?
03:16Where did you come from?
03:17Because I had walked past there, like, five times, and you weren't there.
03:20Yeah.
03:20And they played dead on the wall.
03:22Yeah.
03:22So I would- I would kill them.
03:24I had to kill them.
03:25But then I would just put cones, no lying, like, mini soccer cones for little kids around
03:30them.
03:30So when my husband got up, he knew that he had to pick up a scorpion.
03:33Like-
03:33Do you know how easy it is to trap a scorpion?
03:35No.
03:36No.
03:36You put a cup over the scorpion.
03:38No, but you got to kill it.
03:38You got to kill it.
03:39No, you don't.
03:39Oh.
03:40No.
03:41We have a bunch of new construction near us.
03:42I will take the cup, put it over the scorpion, slide a piece of mail.
03:46You release it?
03:47I then do a flick over the wall onto cactus.
03:51So you release- you catch and release.
03:53I do catch and release.
03:54I don't need bad karma.
03:55Number two, rebuilding society, a peaceful world.
04:00Do not allow celebrities to interrupt award shows.
04:04Good one.
04:05I like it.
04:05I like it.
04:06Will Smith.
04:07Yep.
04:07Kanye West.
04:08Lose.
04:09It's just- you can't, you know.
04:10But you got to admit, nobody's going to watch those award shows unless somebody does something
04:14stupid.
04:14No one watches it anyways.
04:16They just see it on Twitter after.
04:17Right.
04:17Finally, my third piece of advice.
04:19And 725-246-1027, if you'd like to share some advice for the next version of society,
04:24toilet paper hangs over.
04:27Not under.
04:28Sean, my son, Jaden.
04:31Oh, no.
04:32He finally learned to actually put a new roll onto the thing, right?
04:36And it wasn't just like on the floor or behind the toilet or- but now he does it going under
04:42and it's just not how it works.
04:44This is his parents.
04:46No.
04:46This is parenting.
04:47No.
04:48I blame you.
04:48It's not me.
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