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Plead The Fifth: Would You Do This... For Unlimited Superpowers & Wealth?
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00:00Let's play Plead the Fifth with Orlando and the Freak Show on Wild 94.1.
00:15I'm begrudgingly headed to the witness box.
00:18The penalty box.
00:19Yeah, Meredith is out, so I'm going to flip the script and do it today.
00:24We just got a note from some football players saying there ain't nobody out there peeing on themselves.
00:28They got bottles for that.
00:29Yeah, I'd never heard that before.
00:30They got Gatorade bottles.
00:31Just don't drink the wrong Gatorade bottle.
00:33Apparently, that's what it is.
00:34They surround you and let you do it, or they surround you with towels and let you do it into a Gatorade bottle.
00:41That is not lemon lime.
00:43That is not.
00:44Don't mess around and get in the wrong one.
00:45I'm glad they said that, though, because I was feeling a little suspect.
00:49They said they do do it when you are wearing a bodysuit when you're in the water, though.
00:53Like when you're doing that, because now that's...
00:55Oh, like the one-piece bathing suit?
00:56Yeah, the one-piece little joint.
00:58All right, so we learned a little bit today.
00:59All right, so we got three questions coming from the room.
01:02We got three questions coming from the people outside.
01:05We even got one person on hold already.
01:07Yeah.
01:07So let's see what we got.
01:09Number one, Orlando, my question for you is,
01:12what was the worst punishment you ever received growing up from your parents?
01:19And what did you do to deserve said punishment?
01:22But I want to know about what did they take away?
01:25Was it a whooping?
01:27Was it taking the doors off the room?
01:29How did that go down?
01:32There's two.
01:33Well, I mean, I got punished quite a few times.
01:36I mean, well, you can't really count because I'm from a whooping family.
01:40So I've gotten quite a few.
01:41But the worst ones that I got, A, my dad signed me up for, there was a jazz kind of like a jazz grade named Irv Bates.
01:54And Irv Bates was a great drummer.
01:57And he signed me up.
01:57And I was good in the band, but that was like one snare drum.
02:00I didn't want to play the whole drum set.
02:03I just wanted to play my snare.
02:05And I was good at, you know, the ISMA Indiana State Music Association competition.
02:09I was good.
02:10But when I asked for a drum machine for rap, like I wanted to make beats.
02:16Yeah.
02:16My dad signed me up for like two years with Irv Bates jazz drum set, bought me a full drum set,
02:25signed me up.
02:27Next Wednesday, you're going to be there.
02:29And you'll be there every Wednesday for two years because you wanted this drum thing.
02:32You wanted a drum machine.
02:33I wanted a drum machine.
02:34That's like an MPC.
02:35I wanted a drum machine.
02:36I ended up with a Slingerland five-piece drum set.
02:39And two years were Irv Bates.
02:41Prepaid.
02:42Prepaid.
02:43Dad is like in there talking about how I'm the girl.
02:45Oh, my God.
02:46And so I embarrassed him because the first Wednesday, I was off skiing and sledding and enjoying snow
02:55with my friends.
02:56Not where you're supposed to be.
02:57And he was so embarrassed.
02:59He came home and was like, where was you supposed to be?
03:01And I was like, what are you talking about, Daddy?
03:03We had fun.
03:04We was out in dunes and we was going.
03:06And he tore me up.
03:08Like it was, this was back when you could whoop a child and get away with it.
03:12Wasn't no 800 numbers or nothing to call.
03:14He tore me up because he's like, you embarrassed me.
03:17You knew you were supposed to do this.
03:18He thought I basically didn't.
03:20Because, you know, like I just blew it off.
03:22And I didn't blow it off, but I kind of did.
03:25I just did.
03:25I just didn't remember because I'm like, it wasn't really something I was into.
03:28And it was the first lesson.
03:29The first one, the dude, you know, it just said, I mean, I ain't miss anymore, but I
03:34got, I got tore up.
03:35Like my mom had to come get him off me because he was so mad.
03:37Because he is, I mean, you know, he paid a lot for the drums and I wasn't playing them
03:41or whatever.
03:42So a lot of frustration came out.
03:44That was an ass whooping.
03:44I still remember.
03:45I still remember.
03:46You finished the two years though?
03:48Huh?
03:48You finished?
03:48Oh, I definitely finished with Irv Bates.
03:50Yeah.
03:51And I, but I still cannot play a whole five piece.
03:54Like I'm good with a drum, with a snare.
03:56Cause that, that was back with the practice, but like doing all the stuff that he, I couldn't
04:00do all that dog.
04:01I mean, I'm not being able to.
04:02Ain't nothing like wasting dad's money.
04:03Oh boy.
04:04Oh, he was pissed too, man.
04:05It was like, yo, I was like, he fighting me.
04:07Like he don't even know me.
04:09Yeah.
04:09All right, Orlando.
04:10So you watch a lot of reality TV shows that I really don't watch.
04:15We have different tastes, 100%.
04:18I watch them.
04:19Every now and then.
04:19So which reality TV show do you think you would do best on?
04:25Ooh.
04:26If I, I mean, I don't like a lot of the, the reality TV cause it's like fake and staged,
04:31but there's one show that I watch religiously because I love the like scheming of it.
04:36And that's big brother.
04:38Okay.
04:39Yeah.
04:39Brother on CBS.
04:40Like you, cause you got to like alliances and you lie to some people and you game some
04:45people.
04:46It's real.
04:46Like you gotta be a smart person to win at that game.
04:49And I've seen some people do really well at it who are fans of the game, but they're
04:53really, really intelligent.
04:55And, uh, you know, most reality shows that I don't like is because they're dumb.
04:59This one is not a dumb show.
05:00It's like, it's a really brilliant show on just manipulation of people and stuff.
05:05And so I get, I get locked into it.
05:07The celebrity one is kind of, kind of ranked cause it's like, you know, they all celebs
05:11or whatever, but the ones where you got people who lie about who they are, right.
05:15Cause they don't want you to know they're a doctor cause they're like, Oh man, this dude
05:18smart, blah, blah, blah.
05:19So you see people playing themselves up and down.
05:21I, I love that show.
05:23I think that if that show, if I had opportunity to be on that show, I probably wouldn't do
05:27well, but I would love it because I'm a fan of the show.
05:30And they play the long game too.
05:31It's like, I'm a form this alliance, then backstab this person.
05:34Get them out of there.
05:35I love it because they be backstabbing people and it's just like, yeah.
05:39I mean, they give no Fs.
05:41So I love it.
05:41Yeah.
05:42That's, that's dope.
05:42All right.
05:43So what else we have?
05:43I got one more question for you.
05:44Oh, what's the last thing that you, one of your daughters either wanted or wanted to
05:50do that you squashed?
05:53You're like, nah, we're, we're not doing that.
05:54The last hard no that you had to give.
06:00Hmm.
06:00Um, the last hard no.
06:04Um, I mean, they pretty much get to do like, I mean, that concert thing was kind of like
06:11crazy.
06:11So I got, they got to do that after some negotiation, uh, for the Tyler to create a concert.
06:17Um, I mean, honestly, I, they, they haven't really asked for anything crazy.
06:23The dog thing was the issue.
06:25We made them wait for that for a while until they really earned their way into it to like
06:29understand that they had the responsibility of taking care of, of honey doo doo child.
06:33How's that going?
06:35Great.
06:35It's going well now.
06:36Yeah.
06:36It's good because they, they took it on.
06:38So, I mean, I, that hasn't really been a hard, a hard no.
06:42Um, yeah, nothing, nothing like that yet.
06:46Nothing like that.
06:46They, they still like are, you know, tempered asking the right request.
06:50Yeah.
06:51They ain't, ain't no, ain't no co-ed sleepover acts or nothing like that.
06:55You know?
06:56So it's been, well, let us know when you got to put your foot down.
06:59I think we good on the foot stomp right now.
07:01So it's not, it's not, no, none of that.
07:03All right.
07:03So we got, uh, your calls on the other side.
07:06We got three coming from the audience.
07:09I still got a pass and a boomerang for the room.
07:11We got that coming up for you after blast.
07:13Hold on.
07:14Plead the fifth, uh, B side.
07:16Uh, let's see here.
07:17We had the questions of the worst butt whooping I got.
07:20That was courtesy of the jazz drum stupidity for two weeks, uh, for two years of my life.
07:27Uh, also had what reality show I would be, uh, on if I could.
07:33And that would be CBS's big brother.
07:35Uh, and, uh, what have my daughters asked for?
07:40That was a hard, no, uh, no tattoos or anything yet.
07:44So I haven't had to go through that.
07:45They only 12 and 14, but I guess it's coming.
07:48All right.
07:48So we got three, uh, questions that come from the audience.
07:51Uh, let's see here.
07:52We got texts and calls.
07:54Uh, Lewis is on the phone.
07:56Hey, Lewis, what's going on this morning?
07:57Good morning, everybody.
08:00First time calling.
08:01Hey, first time caller.
08:03First time caller.
08:04Welcome to the freak show, Lewis, man.
08:06What's going on?
08:07First of all, thank you for you guys, you know, keeping us in touch with everything.
08:12Good show.
08:13I hear you guys every day.
08:15Oh, man.
08:16We appreciate that.
08:17Thanks for riding with us every day.
08:18You got a question?
08:19Orlando, it's going to be an easy one.
08:22Okay.
08:23Oh, it's on you if you want to pass or you know what to do, right?
08:27Right.
08:27All right.
08:27I know what to do.
08:28If I don't answer, I got to tap out.
08:30What you got?
08:31Okay.
08:32I know you've been dating a couple of girls on different area codes.
08:37A one three, three or five.
08:39You know what I mean, right?
08:42I don't know if that's the question, but I know what you mean by different area codes.
08:47Yeah.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Okay.
08:49Out of those area codes, can you name three beautiful ladies that could have been wifey
08:56or not anymore?
08:58Oh, wait.
08:59Three different ladies that could have been wifey?
09:02For not anymore.
09:04But not anymore?
09:05Yeah.
09:06Wow.
09:08Wow.
09:08He came with the heat.
09:09Yeah.
09:10For real.
09:11Three different ladies who could have been wifey, but not anymore.
09:16Hey, and be real.
09:17Don't lie.
09:18Yeah.
09:18I mean, that's the whole point of this.
09:20Let's see.
09:21Man, do I want to answer that?
09:23Oh.
09:26I mean, that puts just so many people name out there in them streets, man.
09:31Damn.
09:31That's a lot.
09:32I don't know.
09:33I plead the fifth.
09:42Yeah.
09:42I got to plead the fifth on that one, Lewis.
09:44Damn, dude.
09:45Like, I mean, that's hard to do because you're putting people's name out there.
09:50Like, oh, my God.
09:50Lewis, that's a badge of honor, I will say, my friend.
09:52Yeah, I usually don't tap out.
09:55So you definitely got me to tap out on that one.
09:58Thank you very much, guys.
09:59You all are wonderful.
10:01He seems so satisfied.
10:03He's like, all right, yeah.
10:04I had names pop in my head, but I'm just like, yeah, I'm not going to do that.
10:09I have a question for you out the 863.
10:11It's somebody that follows you on Snapchat.
10:13They say that on the Snap, you often take videos of yourself, especially, like, early
10:18in the mornings, and you're just listening to, like, old school classics on the way.
10:22Old school, gospel, whatever.
10:24Like, I pick a song of the day.
10:25I do.
10:26Well, they want to know if R. Kelly can still make that old school rotation, or is he just
10:31completely off limits?
10:34Kales.
10:37Okay.
10:39Huh.
10:40Because I don't have a tap out.
10:42No, you don't.
10:43I mean, because, all right, I will say this.
10:45I hate what R. Kelly is accused of, and I get why people are muting R. Kelly.
10:56But that, let me get that toot toot.
10:59Let me get that beep beep.
11:01I can't be mad at that.
11:02Yeah, you still don't step in the name alone.
11:03I really can't be mad at that.
11:05Like, there have been a few times, and there have been a few times that something has
11:09been on, like, on my random shuffle in the morning when I grab it.
11:13I'm like, and I get the phone out, and I'm just like, no, I'm just my head.
11:16That's why I skipped some mornings, because, you know, I woke up just a couple mornings
11:20ago.
11:21It was like Thursday morning.
11:22And I got in, and on the shuffle, it was, I'm a flirt.
11:25And I'm like, oh, man.
11:27Try not to bounce to that.
11:28I'm like, try not to bounce to that.
11:31Like, you can be mad at what he did and separate the art.
11:35That boo-hoo-t.
11:38Oh, man, this is Kels.
11:40I mean, so, yeah, I still have some, now, I won't listen to it.
11:45Like, if I'm pulling up at a spot or whatever, I'm going to turn it down.
11:48Oh, so you're embarrassed.
11:49I have turned it down beforehand.
11:51Like, I'll pull up bumping, but if I pull up to the building, I'll turn it down, because
11:55I know people are going to look at you like, yo, what are you doing?
11:58Wow.
11:58Yeah.
11:59What if you pull up to the playground?
12:00You turning it down?
12:01Yeah.
12:03That can't be on right there.
12:04Yeah, so that's nasty.
12:06Why y'all ask me?
12:07Guilty pleasure.
12:08I am.
12:08That is.
12:09I mean, I don't care.
12:10I mean, I do care, but I don't care.
12:12Out the 720, this is a hypothetical, Orlando.
12:15Last question.
12:16It said, would you let a man make love to you for two hours for unlimited superpowers and
12:22endless wealth?
12:27Unlimited superpowers and endless wealth.
12:30All the power balls.
12:31It is pride month.
12:32Two hours.
12:34Wait.
12:35I, okay.
12:36Repeat that.
12:37I can repeat the question if you'd like.
12:38No, no, no.
12:40I think I want to consume the question the way I do.
12:44I get all the powers.
12:46Your body, your choice.
12:47Superpowers.
12:48And I get all the wealth.
12:50So I'm rich and I'm powerful.
12:52Yeah.
12:53I can fly.
12:54I can see through things.
12:55There's 24 hours in a day.
12:57I'm Superman.
12:58Just one day.
12:59And I'm Warren Buffett.
13:01Yes.
13:02And I just have, wait, two hours a day?
13:04No, no, no.
13:04Just one day.
13:05Just one day.
13:06Oh, okay.
13:06One time for two hours.
13:08That's sweet, sweet loving.
13:10With a man.
13:11With a man.
13:13How big is the man?
13:15Average.
13:16Assume he's large.
13:17An average American.
13:18Right now, I mean, that's got to be a thing.
13:19Like, you know, you have Gary Coleman or somebody like, you know, some small person.
13:27All right, man.
13:29Damn.
13:30Average American.
13:31Average American is 5'9", 197 pounds.
13:35Ah, yeah, I have to do that.
13:41I have to do that.
13:42I have to do that.
13:43But we have to have a really, really crisp digital clock.
13:48I mean, I would want to know exactly.
13:49I don't want nobody rounding up the time.
13:51I want to see it go.
13:52A big alarm.
13:54A big alarm going off.
13:55And then after the two hours, I have all power and all wealth.
13:58Yeah.
13:59And it did say make love.
14:00So it sounds like he's going to be gentle.
14:03For two hours?
14:04Sweet, sweet loving.
14:05I'd rather it be a little rougher.
14:08I mean, you about to take this.
14:11You know what I'm saying?
14:12All right, so wait.
14:13So I got a boomerang.
14:14You got a boomerang.
14:15Y'all got to answer the same question.
14:16I know.
14:17Y'all got to answer the same question.
14:18I know.
14:19You get all power and all wealth, but you got to let some main do two hours of the business
14:25on you, and y'all got to go.
14:27Look, look, I'll go first.
14:29I'll go first.
14:30Yes, I got to do it.
14:31But afterwards, I'm destroying this man with my laser vision.
14:36Oh, yeah.
14:37You got superpowers.
14:37You can tear them apart.
14:38Anyone who knows about this is going to be gone from the planet Earth.
14:43Now, your wife, because you're going to come back with powers, and you're going to come
14:47back with riches.
14:49Is she cool with you doing this?
14:50I'm going to have to explain it to her with diamonds encrusted and all kinds of stuff
14:55and be like, look, honey, our life is about to change.
14:57Right.
14:58I just need this two hours real quick.
14:59Yeah, two hours.
15:00I'm going to be, you know, but you got to be cool with it.
15:02You got to be cool.
15:03Okay.
15:03You should be cool.
15:04I don't know.
15:05I don't know.
15:05But here's the real question.
15:06Oh, man.
15:07Davi.
15:08Like.
15:09All knowledge, all wealth, all powers.
15:12I've always wanted a superpower.
15:13And you get all the superpowers.
15:15Yeah.
15:16I guess I'm going to have to take one for the team.
15:18The team being myself.
15:19The team being.
15:20And then maybe one of those superpowers could be erasing my memory or something like that.
15:25Wait.
15:25Erasing your memory?
15:26Yeah.
15:27Of that incident.
15:28Oh, I thought you've been erasing, like, the world's memories.
15:30No, no, no.
15:31The world ain't ever going to know.
15:32But, no.
15:33But, like, if you were going to erase the world, like, one of those big men in black flashes.
15:38Yeah.
15:38So, like, nobody remember how I got rich.
15:40No, no, no, no, no.
15:41Nobody's going to know how I got rich.
15:42Only I will know.
15:43And then I'm going to erase my own memories.
15:44Nah, something like that you don't forget, dog.
15:46You don't forget.
15:47You don't forget.
15:47You feel it.
15:49Happy Pride Month, everybody.
15:52That's a wrap right there.
15:54Jeez.
15:55I don't ever want to sit in that hot seat again.
15:57Oh, my God.
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