MJTV: IT'S NOT OVER! A Relationship Expert Says Boring Relationships Don't Necessarily Mean "It's Over"

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00:00All right. Hold on a second. Yes. You judge a great relationship by

00:03great conversation, jokes, and sex. You have two out of those three things here in the morning.

00:13All right. So MJ, how many people have boring spouses right now? How many people are just

00:21bored out of their mind with their spouse and they love them to death? Listen, a relationship,

00:25like I said, is not a constant nonstop thrill ride. Yeah. And I think if you ever say to

00:31yourself, I'm bored, I'm going through this in my household a lot right now. If you ever say to

00:36yourself, I'm bored, that's on you. That's your problem. Like my daughter's on, I'm bored. I'm

00:41like, that's your problem. I'm never bored. You know what? Let's grab some calls on this.

00:45What are you snickering at? Well, Roxanne's yelling at her kid. That's your problem. I'm

00:49never bored. She has wine. All right. Let's go to phones. Yeah. When Roxanne's bored, she

00:55pulls the cork. She's scolding her four-year-old. Mommy, I'm bored. Tough. All right. Let's,

01:04let's, let's go, let's go to phones. I want to go to phones. 800-990-1047. So my question to you,

01:11the MJ Morning Show listener, men, women, whomever, you're married. What is the percentage

01:19of boring times versus non-boring times? And did you ever get so bored that it did cause

01:30a split? Did you split from your spouse? Did you get a divorce because you were bored?

01:37But the point is, it's natural to ebb and flow. You're going to have boring parts of your

01:44relationship. And I'm sure some of our listeners can offer some insight here. 800-990-1047.

01:51800-990-1047. So tell me about your life. There are going to be boring stretches. I need a context

02:01on timing. If it's like a boring decade, that's one thing. Last night was a boring night. All right.

02:06So if your whole relationship is boring, I would imagine that would be problematic. If it's just

02:12a total, complete bore nonstop without, uh, you know, peaks, you know, every relationship is going

02:19to, is going to have peaks and valleys, peaks and troughs. I mean, we try to go out a couple of

02:22times a week. We go on vacation once in a while. We do things. Let me hear from MJ Morning Show

02:27listeners on situations in your current relationship, prior relationships. What is your,

02:34what is your boredom threshold? Do you understand that relationships are going to have, you know,

02:39thrilling parts, medium parts, average parts, dull parts? So where are you on the boredom scale,

02:47the boring parts of your relationship? And have you ever called a relationship quits because you were

02:53just constantly bored? 800-990-1047. All right. Let's, uh, look, phones are lighting up. 800-990-1047. Hey,

03:06listen, what am I missing an angle here? Can, can you bring something completely different

03:11to this boring portion of a relationship discussion? 800-990-1047. All right. On a scale of one to 10,

03:22tell me how boring my night was last night. All right. Hold on. Hey, John, can you hold on a

03:27minute? I'll be right with you. Okay. Absolutely. All right. Hang on. Fester, you had a boring night?

03:31I don't know. I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm guessing everything. You want me to be the judge of whether

03:35your night was boring? All right. So we had carry out pizza from a very fancy restaurant.

03:40Little, Little Caesars. Okay. Pizza, pizza. Yeah. They raised their prices a little bit. Fester,

03:45Fester. Did they not have the 555 deal? It's 555. And then I got the, like the cheese normous one.

03:52And then it was like 655. Yeah. They call it cheese normous? Something like that. It's like

03:57extra cheesy. Cheese normous. It was hot and ready. You just make that up. No, they have like

04:01a five foot, they have a five foot pizza. But is it called cheese normous? It's like cheese

04:05rages or cheese normous or cheese-a-palooza. It's something that has like an extra cheesy one.

04:10Anyway, we got that pizza. All right. How about the big ass cheese pizza? That's that Little

04:14Caesars. All right. Go ahead. Then we reviewed spelling words after Little Caesars, Little

04:20Caesars pizza. But you're accomplishing things. That's not boring. And then we watched the season

04:23finale. So you reviewed spelling, you reviewed spelling words with your kids. My daughter,

04:26we went over spelling words. It's all TY words this week. It's really tough stuff. Sounds

04:31like a normal day in the life of a father. Yeah. But yeah, but is that boring? I thought

04:36it was a great night, but it was nothing special. Okay. I would think that you'd feed your family

04:40maybe something a little more nutritious, a little higher end than a $5.55 cheese normous

04:45pizza from Little Caesars. All right. The total bill is like $7.40 with tax. Okay. Pizza,

04:50pizza. All right. I got a problem with, you know, just saying, hey, kids, here's dinner,

04:56Little Caesars. Oh, my God. The little kids, they loved it. If I was the best. Why don't you

05:02go to a food shelter, get some canned goods and bring it home? They know me. All right.

05:06So boring relationships. Folks, are you bored in your relationship? Are you boring or is

05:12your partner boring? That's another angle. Who's the boring one? I'm doing a lot of self

05:16analysis, but I want to hear what John has to say. All right. Let's grab John. John is

05:20in Bradenton. Hey, John, you're on the MJ Morning Show. Good morning. Good morning, guys. Love you

05:26guys. Listen to you every day. You're the best. Miss Froggy. But that's besides...

05:30Froggy is back on Monday. Froggy is at a trade show. Maybe we'll try to call Froggy in a minute

05:35and see how he's doing so far. All right. Froggy is back on Monday.

05:38DJ Skrillex, too, man. That was the great thing. What was that? Say it again.

05:43DJ Skrillex.

05:44Skrizzle. Skrizzle. Skrizzle.

05:45DJ Skrizzle.

05:46Yeah, DJ Skrizzle. Yeah, he's great. But anywho, you know, I'd say four to five days out of the

05:55week, I'm boring as hell, to be honest. I got to be honest. If I were your wife, if you said

06:00anywho, I think I would... I think I would leave you. I mean, there's my face. I think

06:10most of the week it's boring. You know, come home tired after working all day. We got two

06:15kids, a 15-year-old and a 6-year-old. My 16-year-old bored like nine times out of 10.

06:21Well, hold on. You got a 15-year-old and a 6-year-old?

06:24Yes.

06:24That's a hell of a spread.

06:26And they love Little Caesars.

06:27Yeah, right? That's good stuff.

06:29How do you end up with that kind of spread, a 15-year-old and a 6-year-old? That's quite

06:34a breath there.

06:35Well, the 15-year-old, that's my stepdaughter. She's still a beautiful girl, and my 6-year-old

06:40is my biological, but they're both mine.

06:43Oh, man.

06:44Awesome. And they love Little Caesars as much as mine.

06:47And there's a 21-year-old, too, but she's on her own with her own husband and baby.

06:53That's cool.

06:53Quite a timeline to get going on there.

06:56Yeah.

06:56Your life's not boring.

06:57Keep the variety.

06:58Yeah, that part's not boring, but most of the week it is. You come home from work, maybe

07:03make something for dinner, watch one or two episodes.

07:05Yeah, but do people expect a relationship to be a nonstop thrill ride?

07:12If so, they're probably way younger, and they don't have kids.

07:16And they're going out every night.

07:18Yes. Good point.

07:18On the weekend, maybe we'll go out, like, maybe once a month, you know, maybe meet up

07:23with some friends. But other than that, it's pretty basic. Take the kids to the park.

07:27Anywho, I've got to run. Have a great day.

07:33Hey, have you guys, have you had the Batman calzone at Little Caesars yet?

07:39The Batman pizza, I really want to get it, but we usually just get the thin crust pepperoni

07:43and some cheese.

07:44Wait, are you really having a Little Caesars discussion with Festa right now?

07:47Pizza, pizza.

07:48I saw the Batman calzone.

07:49The kids like Little Caesars.

07:53I saw the Batman calzone. I was like, I have to get that, but they didn't have one hot and

07:57ready.

07:57I know, I saw the same thing too, man.

07:58I know.

07:59Oh, my God. I'll tell you what, why don't you call each other on your cell phones and

08:02have a discussion about pizza, pizza, pizza.

08:04Okay.

08:06Thanks for the call.

08:07Yeah, Rox.

08:07I'm doing some deep analysis on my own boredom in my own life.

08:10Are you bored?

08:11Are you bored?

08:12This is what I figured out. Okay. So this is what it comes down to. What is excitement in

08:16a relationship? It's great conversation. It's jokes.

08:19And laughter around the house. Sex. That's a whole nother discussion. And so I'm thinking

08:24about all those things. I'm like, how are those in my life? They are all fueled by beverages.

08:29For instance, we have great conversations in the morning when we're drinking coffee.

08:34And then we're kind of boring the rest of the day.

08:36I thought you were going to say that you got to get liquored up.

08:40I'm getting to that.

08:40Oh, you are. Well, here we go.

08:42And then we have jokes and laughter when we're drunk. So the excitement and the non-boredom

08:48in my household is just basically a life cycle of what beverages we're consuming.

08:54All right. Hold on a second.

08:55Yes.

08:55You judge a great relationship by great conversation, jokes, and sex.

09:00You have two out of those three things here in the morning.

09:07I won't say which two, but.

09:10Did you get.

09:11You have two of those three things with us every day.

09:14Did you get hit on?

09:15Every day.

09:16Did you get hit on again by any chance last night?

09:19Did you go out and see what happened two nights in a row?

09:22Folks, if you missed it.

09:23If you missed it yesterday morning, about nine o'clock, it was, I think, the beginning

09:28of the last hour of the show yesterday.

09:30Roxanne says that she was hit on by another guy because Dig Dug, her fiance, is out of town

09:37on business.

09:38He's out of town on business.

09:39He might be getting bored because he's out of town on business.

09:42He's trying to make money.

09:43Yeah, that's what he tells you.

09:44So he's out of town a lot.

09:46So Roxanne goes to a local Italian place to pick up some food and then.

09:51And try to pick up guys.

09:52Well, and then Roxanne is, Roxanne's sitting at the bar waiting for a takeout order, has

09:57a drink, has a glass of wine at the bar.

09:59And then a guy says, what does he say to you?

10:02I just have to tell you, you're stunning.

10:05So that was so nice.

10:06Guys hitting on her at the bar.

10:07Yeah.

10:07Talk about Roxanne's boring life.

10:09She's getting hit on while her boyfriend's out of town.

10:12And Roxanne on the show yesterday, Roxanne said, I still got it.

10:17I actually told Doug that.

10:19I still got it.

10:19Technically, I still have it.

10:21But you did say I still.

10:22No, it sounds better when you say I still got it.

10:23I still got it.

10:24I still got it.

10:25Below average grammar.

10:26So why didn't you, why didn't you go out again last night and see if you could have a

10:31repeat?

10:31Two in a row?

10:32Yeah.

10:32See if it happens again.

10:34I couldn't pawn my kids off on anyone.

10:36That could have just been, that could have just been a fluke.

10:38You know?

10:39Yeah.

10:39Sure.

10:40I got hit on it at an Italian restaurant last night as well.

10:42Oh, see?

10:43Little Caesars.

10:44Yeah.

10:45She was just asking what I wanted, but it was really a connection.

10:48Pizza, pizza.

10:48Strong.

10:49Do you have anything hot and ready?

10:50Yeah, we have cheese and pepperoni.

10:51I'll take a chance.

10:52You thought it was innuendo.

10:53You thought it was innuendo.

10:54You thought it was innuendo.

10:55You thought it was innuendo.

10:56You thought it was innuendo.

10:57You thought it was innuendo.

10:58You thought it was innuendo.

10:59You thought it was innuendo.

11:00You thought it was innuendo.

11:01You thought it was innuendo.

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