00:00I love listening to music. I'll show you the proof. Check my Spotify hours. They're through the roof.
00:07If I'm not in my car listening to the radio, I throw in my AirPods and I'm ready to go.
00:13They're so tiny and aesthetic, but dang are they annoying. I just want a vibe to the music I'm
00:20enjoying. Why is it so hard for my Bluetooth to connect? I'm worried my Hannah Montana music will
00:27publicly project. Look, I've got waxy ears. Yeah, I've said it. Let's not pretend. So you can imagine
00:37the complaint I have on that end. And they fall out on the floor, causing all kinds of mayhem.
00:44I need those hospital sock grippies glued onto them. As of right now, my left bud is misplaced,
00:53lost in the house, vanished without a trace. I'm done playing with these games that I can barely
01:01afford. Here's an idea. Let's attach them by a cord.
01:05Yeah. Well done.
01:08Shinslam. What a legend.
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