Mj Thinks Froggy's Neighbor Is Plotting Revenge

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00:00So your neighbor, who you hurled the baseball at after he blasted your dog in the face with

00:08an air horn, rightfully so, he is at his house right now going through the great big book

00:19of revenge.

00:21Come on, stop.

00:22Don't say that.

00:23Have you seen those books?

00:24He's probably looking for tinctures and potions right now.

00:28I don't know about that, but-

00:29No, this guy doesn't deal with tinctures.

00:31Have you seen the revenge books?

00:32Have you ever seen one of these?

00:33No, I have not.

00:34I used to have an old publication of one, and they gave me some ideas for just some really

00:41subtle, never traced back to you revenge.

00:44Go on to Amazon quickly.

00:46Just go to Amazon and just type in revenge books, like the book of revenge or something.

00:53I bet you there are a dozen titles of different books with all these different ideas to get

00:59even with people.

01:00And I'm sure there's some nasty crap.

01:03I remember some kid, when I was in, when I was in like middle school, some kid came in

01:08with one of these books.

01:09Right.

01:10That's the kind that I had.

01:11That and the, like the anarchist cookbook and all that crap.

01:14What?

01:15Doesn't that teach you how to make a bomb?

01:16Yeah, I think so.

01:17Okay.

01:18So, uh, yeah, here we go.

01:19Look, the black book of revenge, the complete manual of hardcore dirty tricks and schemes.

01:26I think this is the book that I had.

01:28Really?

01:28It had one way of getting back to somebody that would just ruin their month.

01:34And I'm sure some of this stuff is illegal.

01:36Oh, every all it's.

01:37I'm sure you can probably hit with massive stalker charges.

01:41Anyway, Froggy, this guy probably has seven copies of this.

01:44So if he loses one, he probably has one in every room.

01:46Probably.

01:47He's got dirty tricks and schemes he's cooking up right now.

01:50So Froggy's neighbor, who blasted Froggy's dog on Froggy's dock with the air horn as he

01:56drove his little skiff by, Froggy then wings the guy with a baseball, whacks the guy in

02:02the elbow on his boat.

02:04He's at home right now.

02:06Get that son of a bitch.

02:07You know his elbow still hurts.

02:10He's mumbling under his breath.

02:13I'm going to get that.

02:13He's every time his elbow hurts, he probably thinks of me.

02:17I froggy.

02:18Come on, man.

02:19Stop.

02:19I'm getting freaked out.

02:20I told you I was going to because Froggy is neurotic.

02:22The weirdest things will freak Froggy out.

02:25I mean, he's a big man when it comes to chucking a dog chew baseball at a boater.

02:30Froggy's the type that's going to fester and stew at his house.

02:35By the way, Fester, no relation to you.

02:37Froggy's going to stew now.

02:39Now that I planted the seed that the neighbor's probably conjuring up, ginning up some revenge

02:44scheme, and he's got the great big book of revenge, Froggy's now going to be just, you're

02:50not going to be able to think about anything else.

02:52I'm just going to prepare.

02:53Did you find anything in this black book of revenge?

02:55Yeah, there's one.

02:57There's one.

02:57And one of my favorites that I remember.

02:58Because a lot of times on Amazon, you can read a chapter or two, or you can read a couple

03:01of pages.

03:02It doesn't give you a whole, it only gives you the front and back cover on Amazon.

03:05But there was this one revenge thing in this book where you go, you know how people's

03:08water meter is in the front yard?

03:10Yes.

03:11You shut their water meter off.

03:12Yeah.

03:12And then you dump a bag of quick dry cement in it.

03:16Oh my.

03:16That's awful.

03:17What?

03:18That was my, I never did it.

03:20You shut their water meter off.

03:22And then you put some like ready mix in there.

03:25You use like some, well, you need a bag of quick creed and water.

03:30Why would you say that?

03:30You don't even need water because the moisture in the ground does it.

03:33That's a terrible trick.

03:35No, I don't know about that.

03:36It's a, I don't, really?

03:38Yeah.

03:38There's plenty of moisture in the ground, especially today.

03:41The city has to come out with a jackhammer and bust it open.

03:44That would ruin the guy's month.

03:45I mean, it was those kinds of things.

03:47Oh my God.

03:48Well, that's cool.

03:48That's vandal.

03:49That's illegal.

03:50That's like criminal mischief.

03:51All of these are illegal.

03:53All of these are illegal.

03:54But that was the one that stuck out in my brain.

03:56Just walk up to somebody's house, shut the water up, dump a bag of concrete.

03:59The guy probably read that one and said, nah, that's not good enough for this

04:02guy.

04:04Robbie, this is what I predict.

04:05He's going to break into your house, pour honey on your floor by your bed, put shaving

04:10cream on your head, and that's all he's going to do.

04:13I just watched Parent Trap like five times in a row over the weekend.

04:16You're not really good at revenge, Roxanne.

04:17Yeah, I don't think that's...

04:18So they didn't Parent Trap, Lindsay Lohan.

04:20I don't think that's that bad, to be quite honest.

04:22Because that's...

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