Froggy Realizes He Has Major Neighbor Problems When His Dog Gets Blasted By An Airhorn

Beasley Digital

Transcript

00:00Froggy's dog is on the dock barking at this boat

00:02or going by in a little skiff, like what, a little 12-foot skiff?

00:05Yeah, really, really, real dingy.

00:08Basically a dingy.

00:09Talking about the guy in the boat.

00:11Well, the guy's a ding bat, but the guy's going by in the boat,

00:15and Froggy's dog is barking at him.

00:17He pulls right next to Froggy's dock,

00:20takes an air horn,

00:22and blasts it into Froggy's dog's face.

00:27Now, first of all, that could count as animal abuse, if you ask me,

00:31because it scared the hell out of my dog.

00:33Yeah, if you put it on TikTok, they'd remove it.

00:35Probably.

00:37I mean, if you saw my dog, my dog is the sweetest dog ever.

00:40Then Froggy grabs a baseball that his kid left in the yard,

00:44and Froggy hurls it at the guy and beans the guy in the elbow with the baseball.

00:50I felt so good when I hit him.

00:53At like 70 miles an hour.

00:54Where do you think this is going, though?

00:55What's going to happen with you and your neighbor?

00:57This is kind of maniacal.

00:59It's kind of crazy.

00:59That's what kept me up all night last night.

01:02I mean, is he going to come, like, attack you?

01:03Is he going to, like, ram his vehicle through your house?

01:06Is he going to, like, plant bombs in your yard?

01:10I mean, what is this guy going to do?

01:12This is the same person that feeds the birds every day,

01:16so they gather and poop all over everybody's house.

01:18Oh, that's the—oh, my God.

01:20Oh, you already told—Froggy's got this neighbor, this—him.

01:24Yeah, same guy.

01:25He throws out tons of bird food at 5 o'clock, right?

01:29Yeah, 5 o'clock on the dot.

01:305 o'clock every day, and seagulls are converging on Froggy's neighborhood.

01:34They're crapping on everyone's cars and houses.

01:36Yeah, people are videotaping it.

01:38There's nothing we can really do about it.

01:39It's a really brilliant sort of vengeful thing.

01:43But I beamed him in the elbow with a baseball,

01:46and I don't know if I'm more worried about the cops showing up,

01:49because he did say, I'm going to bleep and call the cops,

01:51mother bleeper.

01:52He called you a mother bleeper.

01:54Really?

01:55Yes.

01:55And I go, oh, God, maybe—and I'm like, did I assault him?

02:01And then I just started dancing, because a song started out of nowhere,

02:04and then I was like—

02:06Well, no, but I'm not sure if I'm more afraid of the cops or the guy

02:09or his guy's retaliation.

02:10I'm guessing that we haven't heard the final chapter here.

02:13Oh, God.

02:14I'll let you know.

02:15What's going to happen?

Category

Transcript

Be the first to comment

Recommended