00:00Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
00:02You've got to be kidding me!
00:03No!
00:06We're up to Skrizzle now, and this is Froggy's alter ego.
00:11Froggy's not in here, it's Skrizzle.
00:12I have a very important announcement to make.
00:14I'm sorry.
00:14First of all, before the Thanksgiving song and the stunt,
00:19Skrizzle with a major announcement.
00:20I have no idea what this is.
00:22What?
00:23I've been doing performances on your show for a year now,
00:27and I feel it's time to announce that this will be my last performance.
00:31Oh, really? You're retiring?
00:32I am retiring from the MJ Morning Show.
00:35Oh, no.
00:36Skrizzle, this will be my last performance ever.
00:39Skrizzle?
00:40So you'll never see me again.
00:42I'm taking up a career in real estate, actually.
00:45What, are you joining the Dunkin' Duo?
00:47The Dunkin' Duo hired me, and they offered to put me on billboards.
00:49Are they going to give you a mafia suit like he wears the black suit with the pink tie?
00:53Are they going to give you a mafia look?
00:54We've got a whole marketing campaign ready to go.
00:56Those guys are closers, bro.
00:57I just want to say...
00:59Those guys are closers.
01:00It's been a fun year.
01:02It's time. I lost my smile.
01:04I hear the Dunkin' Duo guy drives around like an McLaren.
01:07Is that true?
01:08I have two of those.
01:09If I were a Dunkin' Donut guy, I would be, too.
01:13All right. You guys ready to roll here?
01:15Did you hear me say it's my last performance?
01:17Yes.
01:18Okay.
01:18You want breaking news?
01:20Yeah, please.
01:20All right.
01:23Breaking news here on the MJ Morning Show.
01:26We're out.
01:30This is an NBC News special report.
01:33This is Skrizzle's last performance.
01:37It's been fun, everybody.
01:38I don't care.
01:38I'm already getting texts and emails.
01:40You can't change my mind.
01:42I'm not coming back.
01:43It goes into retirement after this.
01:45All right, so...
01:46As you know, this will be spectacular.
01:47How do you want to handle this?
01:48This is a song about how I don't think we should celebrate Thanksgiving this year.
01:52What?
01:52It's still too early.
01:53What?
01:54It's still too early.
01:55All right, folks, I have to describe what we have in the studio.
01:58We have a whole Thanksgiving table set up.
02:00This is quite a long table you guys manufactured.
02:02I've got potatoes and stovetop stuffing.
02:05All right.
02:05I've got cranberry sauce.
02:07I have a pumpkin pie.
02:10Where the hell is the turkey?
02:11The pumpkin pie is delicious.
02:13I was already eating a slice of pumpkin pie.
02:14What are you doing?
02:15I took a slice of it for myself.
02:16I love pumpkin pie.
02:17Is it true, MJ?
02:18Do I remember correctly?
02:19You've never had pumpkin pie?
02:20Never had pumpkin pie.
02:21I don't know what you're missing.
02:22Why?
02:23You know what?
02:24That's weird.
02:25But you know what?
02:25I like pumpkin seeds.
02:27I like to carve a pumpkin.
02:31There's a dim sum dish that I used to have at...
02:35Oh, Jesus.
02:36There's a dim sum...
02:36Oh, my God!
02:37Am I going to perform?
02:38I'm sorry.
02:39All right.
02:39Little chunks of pumpkin in the little steamed ribs.
02:43That's pretty good.
02:43All right.
02:45Squizzle, Froggy, ready to roll.
02:47Just give me the countdown.
02:48We'll start the music, and then it'll...
02:51Where's the turkey?
02:52The turkey's going to show up in a second.
02:53Oh, the turkey makes a presentation in the finale.
02:56All right, folks.
02:56It's called Gobble Gobble.
02:57This thing is videoed with 19 different camera angles, so you're going to want to watch the
03:03video later on.
03:05But first, ladies and gentlemen, it's Squizzle.
03:10You're going to give me a 3-2-1 countdown and hit it?
03:12You need some echo, too.
03:13Don't forget.
03:13Oh, I'm sorry.
03:14I've got to need the echo.
03:15Hold on.
03:15Let me dial up the echo.
03:16You're right.
03:16All right.
03:17Give me a little mic check, mic check.
03:18Mic check.
03:19One, two, one, two.
03:20That's right.
03:21Good, good, good, good.
03:22Take the baseline out.
03:23Take the baseline out.
03:24Let's go.
03:24All right.
03:25Here we go.
03:25You ready, Froggy?
03:26Let's go.
03:27I'm sorry.
03:27Squizzle?
03:28Here it is.
03:33Gobble, gobble.
03:34Another Thanksgiving's here.
03:37No family better come over steak.
03:39Clear.
03:40I don't need grandpa sneezing in the stuffing.
03:44Oh, grandma coughing all over the corn muffins.
03:48No family members are allowed at my place.
03:51I can't have little snots coughing in my face.
03:55No mashed potatoes.
03:57No cream corn.
03:59I'll be home alone watching some you porn.
04:03Whoa.
04:04Just kidding.
04:05No, you aren't.
04:05Not.
04:06Every year, we go through the same thing.
04:10How else can I possibly explain?
04:14Stay away from me and my house.
04:17And my kids and my pets and my lovely spouse.
04:21Stay off my yard before I kick you in the knee.
04:25This year, turkey day is not for me.
04:29I want you to be way far away from everyone.
04:33This year, Thanksgiving will be no fun.
04:37Throw away your turkey in the trash because we're not hungry.
04:40Nobody should celebrate in the country.
04:44I just say this because I want to stay alive.
04:47And now I'm going to do a turkey helmet table dive.
04:51Oh, no.
04:53All right.
04:53Froggy is now taking his headphones.
04:56What?
04:57It's wrong.
04:59They've got a raw turkey that's been split open.
05:03What is, where is that going?
05:05Where, oh.
05:06It's a turkey helmet.
05:08What?
05:08That, Froggy's going to put the raw turkey over his head?
05:11Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
05:13You have got to be kidding.
05:15No, no, no.
05:16Come on, no.
05:17Oh, my God.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:24Froggy.
05:26Holy crap.
05:28Oh, my God.
05:29Is he okay?
05:31Oh, my God.
05:32Froggy, are you okay?
05:34It's Skrizzle breathing.
05:35Oh, dude.
05:36Skrizzle, that was awesome.
05:38Oh, Skrizzle.
05:39Oh, Skrizzle.
05:41You all right?
05:42Folks.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:43That was bad.
05:44That was fast.
05:45He just dived off the ladder.
05:48He flipped.
05:48He flipped.
05:49Off of the six-foot ladder in the studio, Froggy just did a flip in midair with a raw turkey.
05:56A salmonella flip.
05:57With a raw turkey on his head.
06:00He just flipped onto the Thanksgiving table with the pumpkin pie, the mashed potatoes, the stuffing.
06:06My God.
06:06I didn't see any green beans on there.
06:09He's rolling around in the stuffing right now.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:12That was unbelievable.
06:15Dude, are you...
06:16He's okay.
06:17Froggy, are you okay?
06:18Dude, you're going to get paralyzed doing one of these stunts.
06:21Did the turkey protect his neck and head?
06:24Are you all right?
06:26I officially retired.
06:27That is it.
06:30Skrizzle, can you go back?
06:31Can you get up and go back to your microphone?
06:32Listen to all the stuff.
06:38All the table parts.
06:40Listen to all the...
06:41Oh, my God.
06:43How did that turkey helmet work out?
06:45Is it something the NFL should look into for concussion prevention?
06:49Oh, my God.
06:50There's so much salmonella on Fester's chair.
06:53Look at it.
06:54Oh, that's where the turkey was.
06:56Oh, no.
06:57Folks, you ought to see the chair.
06:59That's bad.
07:00And Fester's chair looks like somebody peed on it, and it's all salmonella turkey juice
07:05from the raw turkey that Froggy put on his head.
07:08I've got no problem with that.
07:09It's all right.
07:09Dude, are you okay?
07:11That looked dangerous.
07:13That's my retirement stunt.
07:15Ladies and gentlemen, I guess Skrizzle is now retired.
07:18That is, you know, that was one hell of a...
07:20Way to go out on top.
07:22What a career.
07:23That was...
07:23Oh, wait.
07:23That was one hell of a...
07:26I'm out of here.
07:28Skrizzle out.
07:29Squizz out.
07:30Squizz out.
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