Tanning with Coke

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new trend sweeping the nation of people tanning with Coca-Cola and James steps into the studio to test it on himself.

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00:00Apparently there is a new trend

00:10where people who don't have tanning oil

00:12improvise by rubbing Coca-Cola

00:15all over their bodies

00:16before they go out into the sun.

00:18They say the caramel color in Coke

00:20helps you bronze up good and quick.

00:23That is a terrible idea, people.

00:25That's what I thought.

00:26Do not do it.

00:26Do not rub Coca-Cola all over your body.

00:29Before going into the sun.

00:31I just never thought we'd have to say that ever.

00:34No.

00:34You're accelerating the chance of burning your skin

00:37and potentially even developing skin cancer down the line

00:40if you're using Coke as tanning oil.

00:42Yeah.

00:43Do not do it.

00:44But if we have to tell you not to use Coke as tanning oil

00:48or tanning sunscreen or whatever,

00:50don't you deserve to get skin cancer?

00:53I don't know if anyone deserves skin cancer.

00:55I don't know if anyone deserves skin cancer.

00:57I don't know if anyone deserves skin cancer.

00:58I don't know if anyone deserves cancer.

01:00You do if you're putting Coke all over yourself.

01:02Okay, it's true.

01:03Deserve is the wrong word.

01:05Yeah, deserve may be the wrong word,

01:08but you know what it is?

01:09Skin cancer is what should take you out.

01:14Yeah.

01:15If I doused myself in Coca-Cola

01:17and went out in the sun,

01:18I would be a glazed ham.

01:20I would be just a glazed ham.

01:23I would be a delicious, sweet,

01:25I'd be a living, walking, sweet meat.

01:28Yeah.

01:29You'd have to put it like in a spray bottle, right?

01:31Or do you just literally take the can

01:33and pour it over your head?

01:34Who knows what they're doing?

01:36They're not using it as a sunscreen.

01:38No, they're using it because they want to be browner.

01:40Oh, okay.

01:42So as long as you use some sunscreen,

01:43you can put all the Coke you want on you, I guess.

01:46No, but that would then totally go against

01:48why they're using the Coke.

01:49They're not using sunscreen.

01:50They're just using Coke.

01:51Please use sunscreen if you're going to use it.

01:53I'll tell you what.

01:53Just use normal oil.

01:56Lisa's totally revisiting it.

01:57Motor oil.

01:58We're all cancer opinion.

02:00They deserve cancer!

02:01No, but I mean,

02:02if you are putting sunscreen on,

02:06I don't know.

02:07Okay, this is what,

02:08I think this is where Lisa's going.

02:10Put Coke on themselves.

02:11Somebody see if you put,

02:13rub some Coke on you

02:14and see if it gives you bronze.

02:15I'm not rubbing Coke on myself.

02:17Christ.

02:17You got a can right there.

02:18Okay, but here's the thing.

02:21From, from,

02:22I see Lisa's,

02:24no, like,

02:25where you're coming from.

02:26Right, right.

02:26If they're putting the Coke on themselves

02:28because they believe it's going to dye their skin bronze,

02:32then just lay in a bathtub of it.

02:34Don't go out in the sun.

02:36Yeah, don't go out in the sun.

02:37There's a lot of dumb people out there

02:38and there's nothing we can do to stop it.

02:39All right.

02:41James won't do it.

02:42All right, don't waste a full Coke.

02:44You're going to douse yourself in Coke?

02:45Are you going to?

02:47They just washed the carpet.

02:49Does it matter if it's cherry Coke?

02:51Oh, they just washed the carpet this weekend.

02:52They just washed the carpet this weekend.

02:55They just washed the carpet this weekend.

02:56He does look tan.

02:59I don't think you do.

03:00And you got Coke all over your shirt

03:02and pan, everything.

03:03You're covered.

03:04No, you're not tan.

03:05You're just a sticky white mess, James.

03:08Oh, James.

03:09This is like...

03:10Lisa got a...

03:11We got a front roasting tool.

03:13Andy looks uncomfortable.

03:15I am.

03:16It's like the owner's magic-like show.

03:18It doesn't work.

03:20It doesn't work.

03:21He's a nightmare.

03:22It's not working, James.

03:23He's just pouring it all over the place.

03:25I don't know what's going on.

03:26You know what?

03:27Lisa, can you help him?

03:28Can you rub it in?

03:29Dave, can you rub it in?

03:30Chuck, you go ahead.

03:32No, no, I'm good.

03:34I'm good.

03:34It doesn't...

03:35I don't feel like you're...

03:36What is James going to do all day?

03:38He's going to be a sticky disaster.

03:40We got a meeting today.

03:43We have a meeting?

03:44Yeah.

03:46Surprise, James.

03:47I smell like cherry Coke.

03:50Oh, you can really smell the cherries.

03:53Yeah.

03:53You sure can.

03:54I mean, honestly, no, I'm not kidding you.

03:55Saturday, they came in and cleaned the carpets here.

03:58They did.

03:59Yeah, they did.

03:59They did.

04:01Oh.

04:02So, they need to come back.

04:04It was a big setup, dude.

04:06Huge purple tubes.

04:07We'll have to bring our steam cleaners in.

04:10Yeah.

04:10From home.

04:13I just can't believe he has poured a can of cherry Coke all over himself.

04:16He did.

04:17The whole time I'm listening.

04:18Oh, he's not bronze.

04:20He's not, but he has to go out.

04:21Now he's...

04:21He has to go out in the sun.

04:24Yeah.

04:25He has to go out in the sun now?

04:26Yeah.

04:26He's got a lot of roast now.

04:28Now he's got to roast it in there.

04:30That's the...

04:30Yeah.

04:31Roast it in there, James.

04:32Yep.

04:34I don't recommend it.

04:35I still think he'd look great.

04:38I'd be upset if James got cancer.

04:40Oh, he's outside in the sun.

04:42He is.

04:42He's outside in the sun.

04:43He's going to make sure.

04:44You know what I want.

04:47Too far back, James.

04:48Move up a bit.

04:49There we go.

04:50Let me see if I can get him.

04:51And I hope that the people upstairs are looking down upon him going, what in the Christ is

04:57James doing right now?

04:58Okay.

04:59Is it warm enough out there, James?

05:01I don't think he can hear us.

05:02We don't have the technology.

05:04He's just out there on his own.

05:04I think he's lost his mind a little bit.

05:05I think he has.

05:06Something's gone wrong with James.

05:08James is broken.

05:09No, he's fine.

05:09I think he was ever, like, 100%.

05:11I think he looks more bronze, guys.

05:16He gets more.

05:17I think he looks bronze.

05:19I think it worked.

05:21Keep doing it.

05:22Turns out, keep doing it.

05:24I wonder if some of the management's upstairs looking out and they're like, what's James

05:29doing?

05:29Jesus arms with his shirt off.

05:31Well, they've seen stuff and have been like, oh, man.

05:34Yeah.

05:34He's going to be a super sticky mess.

05:37He's got to go take a shower now.

05:39Yeah.

05:40Probably.

05:41Does he have a change of clothes?

05:42No, he's just putting on a Dave and Chuck shirt.

05:45But don't do it.

05:46Don't pour coke all over yourself.

05:47I don't want you to get cancer.

05:49Yes.

05:49Lisa's just clarifying her earlier cancer statement.

05:51She doesn't want you to have it.

05:52No.

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