Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new trend sweeping the nation of people tanning with Coca-Cola and James steps into the studio to test it on himself.
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00:00Apparently there is a new trend
00:10where people who don't have tanning oil
00:12improvise by rubbing Coca-Cola
00:15all over their bodies
00:16before they go out into the sun.
00:18They say the caramel color in Coke
00:20helps you bronze up good and quick.
00:23That is a terrible idea, people.
00:25That's what I thought.
00:26Do not do it.
00:26Do not rub Coca-Cola all over your body.
00:29Before going into the sun.
00:31I just never thought we'd have to say that ever.
00:34No.
00:34You're accelerating the chance of burning your skin
00:37and potentially even developing skin cancer down the line
00:40if you're using Coke as tanning oil.
00:42Yeah.
00:43Do not do it.
00:44But if we have to tell you not to use Coke as tanning oil
00:48or tanning sunscreen or whatever,
00:50don't you deserve to get skin cancer?
00:53I don't know if anyone deserves skin cancer.
00:55I don't know if anyone deserves skin cancer.
00:57I don't know if anyone deserves skin cancer.
00:58I don't know if anyone deserves cancer.
01:00You do if you're putting Coke all over yourself.
01:02Okay, it's true.
01:03Deserve is the wrong word.
01:05Yeah, deserve may be the wrong word,
01:08but you know what it is?
01:09Skin cancer is what should take you out.
01:14Yeah.
01:15If I doused myself in Coca-Cola
01:17and went out in the sun,
01:18I would be a glazed ham.
01:20I would be just a glazed ham.
01:23I would be a delicious, sweet,
01:25I'd be a living, walking, sweet meat.
01:28Yeah.
01:29You'd have to put it like in a spray bottle, right?
01:31Or do you just literally take the can
01:33and pour it over your head?
01:34Who knows what they're doing?
01:36They're not using it as a sunscreen.
01:38No, they're using it because they want to be browner.
01:40Oh, okay.
01:42So as long as you use some sunscreen,
01:43you can put all the Coke you want on you, I guess.
01:46No, but that would then totally go against
01:48why they're using the Coke.
01:49They're not using sunscreen.
01:50They're just using Coke.
01:51Please use sunscreen if you're going to use it.
01:53I'll tell you what.
01:53Just use normal oil.
01:56Lisa's totally revisiting it.
01:57Motor oil.
01:58We're all cancer opinion.
02:00They deserve cancer!
02:01No, but I mean,
02:02if you are putting sunscreen on,
02:06I don't know.
02:07Okay, this is what,
02:08I think this is where Lisa's going.
02:10Put Coke on themselves.
02:11Somebody see if you put,
02:13rub some Coke on you
02:14and see if it gives you bronze.
02:15I'm not rubbing Coke on myself.
02:17Christ.
02:17You got a can right there.
02:18Okay, but here's the thing.
02:21From, from,
02:22I see Lisa's,
02:24no, like,
02:25where you're coming from.
02:26Right, right.
02:26If they're putting the Coke on themselves
02:28because they believe it's going to dye their skin bronze,
02:32then just lay in a bathtub of it.
02:34Don't go out in the sun.
02:36Yeah, don't go out in the sun.
02:37There's a lot of dumb people out there
02:38and there's nothing we can do to stop it.
02:39All right.
02:41James won't do it.
02:42All right, don't waste a full Coke.
02:44You're going to douse yourself in Coke?
02:45Are you going to?
02:47They just washed the carpet.
02:49Does it matter if it's cherry Coke?
02:51Oh, they just washed the carpet this weekend.
02:52They just washed the carpet this weekend.
02:55They just washed the carpet this weekend.
02:56He does look tan.
02:59I don't think you do.
03:00And you got Coke all over your shirt
03:02and pan, everything.
03:03You're covered.
03:04No, you're not tan.
03:05You're just a sticky white mess, James.
03:08Oh, James.
03:09This is like...
03:10Lisa got a...
03:11We got a front roasting tool.
03:13Andy looks uncomfortable.
03:15I am.
03:16It's like the owner's magic-like show.
03:18It doesn't work.
03:20It doesn't work.
03:21He's a nightmare.
03:22It's not working, James.
03:23He's just pouring it all over the place.
03:25I don't know what's going on.
03:26You know what?
03:27Lisa, can you help him?
03:28Can you rub it in?
03:29Dave, can you rub it in?
03:30Chuck, you go ahead.
03:32No, no, I'm good.
03:34I'm good.
03:34It doesn't...
03:35I don't feel like you're...
03:36What is James going to do all day?
03:38He's going to be a sticky disaster.
03:40We got a meeting today.
03:43We have a meeting?
03:44Yeah.
03:46Surprise, James.
03:47I smell like cherry Coke.
03:50Oh, you can really smell the cherries.
03:53Yeah.
03:53You sure can.
03:54I mean, honestly, no, I'm not kidding you.
03:55Saturday, they came in and cleaned the carpets here.
03:58They did.
03:59Yeah, they did.
03:59They did.
04:01Oh.
04:02So, they need to come back.
04:04It was a big setup, dude.
04:06Huge purple tubes.
04:07We'll have to bring our steam cleaners in.
04:10Yeah.
04:10From home.
04:13I just can't believe he has poured a can of cherry Coke all over himself.
04:16He did.
04:17The whole time I'm listening.
04:18Oh, he's not bronze.
04:20He's not, but he has to go out.
04:21Now he's...
04:21He has to go out in the sun.
04:24Yeah.
04:25He has to go out in the sun now?
04:26Yeah.
04:26He's got a lot of roast now.
04:28Now he's got to roast it in there.
04:30That's the...
04:30Yeah.
04:31Roast it in there, James.
04:32Yep.
04:34I don't recommend it.
04:35I still think he'd look great.
04:38I'd be upset if James got cancer.
04:40Oh, he's outside in the sun.
04:42He is.
04:42He's outside in the sun.
04:43He's going to make sure.
04:44You know what I want.
04:47Too far back, James.
04:48Move up a bit.
04:49There we go.
04:50Let me see if I can get him.
04:51And I hope that the people upstairs are looking down upon him going, what in the Christ is
04:57James doing right now?
04:58Okay.
04:59Is it warm enough out there, James?
05:01I don't think he can hear us.
05:02We don't have the technology.
05:04He's just out there on his own.
05:04I think he's lost his mind a little bit.
05:05I think he has.
05:06Something's gone wrong with James.
05:08James is broken.
05:09No, he's fine.
05:09I think he was ever, like, 100%.
05:11I think he looks more bronze, guys.
05:16He gets more.
05:17I think he looks bronze.
05:19I think it worked.
05:21Keep doing it.
05:22Turns out, keep doing it.
05:24I wonder if some of the management's upstairs looking out and they're like, what's James
05:29doing?
05:29Jesus arms with his shirt off.
05:31Well, they've seen stuff and have been like, oh, man.
05:34Yeah.
05:34He's going to be a super sticky mess.
05:37He's got to go take a shower now.
05:39Yeah.
05:40Probably.
05:41Does he have a change of clothes?
05:42No, he's just putting on a Dave and Chuck shirt.
05:45But don't do it.
05:46Don't pour coke all over yourself.
05:47I don't want you to get cancer.
05:49Yes.
05:49Lisa's just clarifying her earlier cancer statement.
05:51She doesn't want you to have it.
05:52No.