00:00uh what's not good to hear for a lot of kids is back to school talk
00:08yeah and even though i've been out of school for years i don't like it myself yeah i tell you it
00:15puts me in a bad mood every time i don't know why i mean i should be happy my kids are get out of my
00:21hair and they'll go back to school i love it when school's not in because the traffic is lighter
00:26when school's in that's my only complaint because it's like chaos yeah with traffic um it gets worse
00:33back to school shopping was that something you looked forward to or dreaded well i dreaded i
00:38dreaded it because that was like i would have to go to the oh you know and now i'm getting bad
00:42feelings the byway and i'd get my jumpsuits you know i just look at my own kids
00:49holy crap our kids are so much luckier they are so our parents chuck our parents didn't have like
00:57any money right my parents were fine oh your parents my parents were not they didn't have
01:01tons of jack but my dad worked my mom worked my parents both had and they didn't have a ton
01:06of money to spend enough to not buy me a dollar pants they weren't a dollar dude i had dollar
01:12pants no i've never even seen pants for a dollar byway it was a place growing up in canada you
01:18could go down there it was like made of tissue paper this is what they were they were like
01:24off-brand pants so instead of being like adidas they would say like tracks oh no but they would
01:33be like the same style it would say tracks and then how they were a dollar the tracks logo was
01:42messed up like when they screen printed it or whatever it messed up so then they were like oh well
01:48we can't even sell these as tracks because it's screwed up so now it's a buck and the
01:56look at those boy it was the knockoff reject store it was the knockoff reject store wow still open
02:04and no they closed down they closed down but they were right downtown hey chuck how are you man
02:10hey how's it going guys we're good hey when i was a kid my mother used to buy me these ridiculous
02:17nylon almost plastic running suits uh they were horrible oh yeah where the school got picked on
02:26and you'd have to wear them to gym too and i remember sliding across the gym floor and every
02:31time you would slide the thing would melt it would just melt you know what i saw it was something way
02:37back in the day on like 2020 or something because i was always a young newsman at heart and they uh
02:41they exposed how cheap these were and how they caught fire would cause major damage and i was
02:46terrified where my cheap tracks would be like get away from the flame oh yeah my dad had to put me
02:50out because they they suited me up in a windbreaker outfit oh yeah nice blue purple and uh it was like
02:57blue magenta with some yellow oh yeah very nice yeah it was real nice and then you know what i wore
03:02underneath it too just for good measure yeah a nice white turtleneck
03:06windbreaker my stupid perm like hair turtlenecks were a thing for a minute my grandpa had this heater
03:16in the garage and i had walked by it and i just walked by it man and the thing what happened
03:22he knew what was gonna happen oh yeah yeah i got a heater in the garage and i remember just like
03:30what you gotta do working on stuff that's pretty cool and i walked by it and the thing ignites dude i was
03:36like two feet away from it
03:38like angry hot
03:40so they had to stop dropping roy
03:46yeah my dad was like get down boy
03:47i'm like
03:48puts my leg out
03:51oh my god
03:53it's true though man those things you were like
03:57the human torch
03:58yeah it was purple and pink and i would have been
04:01entombed in purple and pink
04:02chemical fabric
04:04the only thing that would have been left was my turtleneck
04:08because there was no burning whatever that thing was made out of
04:11it was a combination you just casually said my dad had yeah my dad had to put me out
04:14yeah
04:15he did
04:17he did
04:17what would have been left is your white turtleneck
04:19yeah
04:19oh that's one of the only thing that would have been left
04:22and some curls
04:23yeah
04:23what a tragic crime scene
04:27it's true
04:27I'm so glad you're okay
04:28yeah my dad and my grandpa were working on stuff
04:31like what are you doing
04:32holy shit
04:33you've been steamy in here huh
04:35it sounds like a classic you catch fire scene in a movie
04:38somebody get help
04:41I'm seven
04:42you guys are irresponsible
04:44yeah
04:44please
04:46please
04:47when my
04:48when my dad
04:49was like bam bam bam
04:50with a giant dad hand
04:51yeah
04:52when my brother said his
04:53him
04:53his self on fire
04:55he had the same type of nylon pants on
04:59and they just fused to him
05:01that's what happened
05:03that's what happened
05:04he made clothes like that
05:05there were no standards
05:07there were very little standards
05:09my brother was trying to take his burning pants off of himself
05:14and they were fused to his leg
05:16oh
05:16well that's what I was like
05:17I was like
05:18Jesus
05:18I remember looking at the pants afterwards
05:20like
05:20holy god
05:22why would you ever put these on me
05:23do not care about my survival
05:26yeah
05:27you're just a human torch
05:29oh man
05:30and it's purple
05:31you guys hate me
05:33like what are you doing
05:35this guy said
05:35I had a friend with those cheap pants too
05:37standing around a bonfire drinking beer
05:39they shrink wrap to his legs
05:41yeah
05:42they were stuck to both legs
05:44but they got close to the fire
05:45I just think about how funny
05:47the whole scene
05:48where I caught fire
05:49must have been
05:50like how it looked
05:51because my grandma
05:52or my grandpa
05:53and my dad
05:53were like man's men
05:55you know
05:55yes
05:56and what they were doing at the time
05:57was they had invented this log splitter
06:00they invented it
06:01built it from scratch
06:03welded it together
06:04and it was a hydraulic log splitter
06:06that would split logs
06:07they were working on this thing
06:09and then I'm walking around
06:10in a purple jumpsuit
06:11with a perm
06:11like
06:12and my legs start smoking
06:14I'm like what a scene
06:17that must have been
06:18like
06:18oh hold on a second dad
06:21my son is on fire again
06:23put him out
06:25god damn it Andy
06:27green bean
06:29I was like oh
06:30no that's
06:30we could have lost green bean that day
06:32yeah
06:32oh there's a bunch of stuff
06:33I barely survived my childhood
06:36oh yeah
06:36my parents were like
06:37we gotta watch that one
06:39huh
06:39oh
06:41oh
06:41oh
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