00:00if you have kids you'll know um the wiggles they introduced a female wiggle for the first time
00:12the internet freaked out because it was only four dudes uh but then the female wiggle fell in love
00:17with a male wiggle like for real legitimate no for real real life and they actually got married
00:22emma watkins and lachlan gillespie they were wiggles that married but now they're separating
00:29ah but they're still gonna perform together on the wiggles drama on the wiggles jesus wonder why
00:38i looked up a clip i think this is why she may have separated from this guy imagine lisa this is
00:46your man as you notice uh lachie uh has gone off stage and he's gone off stage to meet a friend
00:52of his a friend he'd like to introduce to us all so i think lachie's ready to come out and introduce
00:58this incredible friend here we go
01:00is that him
01:04that's your man lisa
01:08how do you even hook up on this show i don't know
01:14how do we get that thing for james i'd run around with that horse i know you would
01:20know that my name is lucky but i don't think that i have properly introduced you to this purple
01:26you'd have to do something backstage thank god my kids didn't get into the wiggles jesus christ it
01:31would have been non well the thing is too they made records right like everything was music so like
01:37you just got in the car you put that in and it was playing their terrible music non-stop i bet once
01:44that show's over there's some dark stuff that goes on backstage oh that's why i have to have sex to
01:50everyone's having sex i mean it's just like an opium den yeah don't you think one of them will snap
01:56one day they'll be doing their little wiggle stuff and then she'll be angry or he'll be furious at her
02:00and they'll just it'll come to blows on stage i always wonder this about life so like those guys
02:06they went to school they decided they wanted to become actors they wanted to become a performer
02:13they had legitimate dreams of like becoming a real actor becoming a real singer and then you're a wiggle
02:21yeah that's probably the wiggle money it's the there's no question that there's the it's the wiggle
02:27money and that's what they see but really their soul must be like crushed crushed it'd be
02:36how like i'd feel if i were on like a like a country station or something i feel the same way
02:41you know what i mean i feel the same way something i couldn't get like i didn't love they say that
02:45the wiggles cast salary now this is number two top australian entertainers earning 28.2 million
02:52dollars last year and that's how you do it there you go and that's andy pink unicorn out under the
02:58oh yeah i'm out there in my unicorn and i'm like i have so many drugs backstage you guys
03:03i'm so medicated right now where's lucky well where's the green bean he's gonna be super
03:09which lucky do you mean the horse or my dealer oh the green bean is backstage again doing whatever
03:16the green bean is doing back there green bean we need you out here another wardrobe change hold on
03:21oh boy oh my goodness your mic's on your mic is on oh we gotta write a song about the sniffles of green bean
03:31green bean's got the sniffles i got the sniffles backstage
03:36he got a cold in the back
03:40wiggle money
03:4328 billion
03:4628 billion
03:49take off that unicorn let's have sex
03:52let's have sex on the unicorn
03:56because that's how we do
03:58unicorns having sex
04:00getting sniffles
04:02oh my god
04:06check your bank account again
04:07let's do it because i'm severely depressed
04:10i'm 28 billion not depressed
04:12i'm so glad to be a wiggle
04:15what are you teaching us about today
04:17i'm gonna teach you about how to read
04:20oh wow
04:22we're actually putting people on i gotta stop that because i guarantee there's people out there like
04:30they never thought they'd hear that song again
04:32post-traumatic stress wiggle disorder
04:34but then they had to
04:35yeah
04:36anti-greed in the wiggles
04:38green bean the wiggle yes
04:40yeah it wouldn't be good
04:42it's not andy's actual dream but he'll take the wiggles money and run
04:45yeah i'll take the wiggles
04:46hey take the wiggles money and run
04:48yeah
04:49the behind the scenes wiggles green bean edition would be insane
04:55hulkers and blow
04:56yeah
04:57yeah
04:57yeah
04:58yeah
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04:59yeah
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