00:00all right um you know james you've said before that uh picking up your dog's poop at the end
00:11of the winter oh man is one of the worst things oh it's the one that's like the worst thing that
00:15come from the spring it is bad a guy must have been uh um paying attention to that i mean not
00:21to us but he has started a side hustle where it's called the the bozeman poop company
00:28his side gig is literally picking up dog poop there's lots of people that do that there is
00:34that's a thing yeah some of them make a lot of money that's one job i would pay money for somebody
00:38to do so this guy charges 65 bucks an hour for a winter thaw cleanup all right so i'm looking at
00:44like almost 200 for my backyard after winter after that it's 100 bucks a month 100 bucks a month
00:51post winter yeah that's the only time wouldn't that be the only time you'd need to pay for it
00:56because i'm picking up like maybe 10 12 piles a week you know after the winter time i would never
01:01pay um so what would you if you could afford it what would you pay someone to do for you we just
01:07talked yesterday about that um folding laundry machine that's ridiculously expensive uh but that's
01:15one of the chores that most people hate is folding laundry i'll throw it in the washing machine i'll
01:20throw it in the dryer but then when it comes to folding i'm nowhere to be seen
01:24i don't remember the last time i folded a clothes oh man oh we we tag team folding laundry at my
01:31place like my girlfriend takes everything downstairs puts it in the washer puts it in the dryer and when
01:35she brings it upstairs we you both do it that's what it goes by faster that way because i know i hate
01:40it and i know she hates it so we try to knock it out quick exactly yeah quick and fast and it's done
01:46yeah um let's go to tony from boston hey tony how are you hey good morning sippy cuck
01:53sippy cuck to you as well sir so what would you pay someone to do for you if you could afford it
01:59um i'd want a machine but uh right before my alarm goes off while i'm still asleep there's something to
02:06brush my teeth just while i'm still unconscious i love that i just um that's not one of those things
02:13that has ever been like uh oh man i need to save that two minutes no never that's why i know you
02:20guys would never make good women i mean there's so many things that we have to do
02:24i'd be the most disgusting disgusting disgusting i'd be a gross lady dude i'd be one of those gross
02:31ladies i was just like looking at my neck and i hadn't shaved like my neck beard for a minute
02:35and i was like dear christ you're you're a horrid horrid man if i was a woman i'd be like hey anybody
02:44wanna bang me anybody wanna bang like the landlord from kingpin
02:49i'd be like oh look at me i'd have the hairiest everything oh my god be like my bush is getting
02:58all tangled up today like i'd be so disgusting oh my god i'm too lazy i'm too lazy to be a woman
03:07i'm too lazy to be a chick oh yeah this is such the like nothing compared to all the other things
03:13i have to do yeah i know like yeah no you guys do a lot we don't we don't anybody got time for that
03:19the thing is if i was a woman like you see how i come in here oh yeah so like lisa comes in she
03:23looks great thank you like i come in here it's like you all right dude yeah like you just rolled
03:29out of bed you're still in the clothes yesterday you all right but andy everything work out because
03:34a woman would be the same thing i'd be like sorry everybody sorry i'm on my period
03:39oh no andy's on his period lady andy's off for a couple of days he's on his period anybody got a
03:49tampon because i forgot to buy them i forgot to buy them it's a heavy flow day for lady andy guys
03:57watch out it's so hard to find a good man it's so hard to find a good man lady andy maybe if you
04:07tightened it up a bit lady andy hey you know i gotta wear a one piece at the beach i count i'm fat
04:14maybe if you got one of those automatic toothbrushers lady andy that would help you oh man that'd be
04:19gross be real gross oh my goodness lady my panties just keep blowing apart
04:31oh you'd be a nasty lady i would
04:37things were meant to be the way they are yeah i know i was i'm glad i'm a dude yeah
04:40because like that it's like you know you can hide out just by being a dude it's camouflage
04:47you know what i need is i need like a manager for like stuff like i haven't done my taxes i'm not
04:52good at the taxes it's almost time yeah it's like a couple days like a couple of days
04:59andy we gotta get to it i go home and i sit and i'm like no i can't i just
05:03it's just a 50 dollar program you just put in some information and it doesn't all the work for
05:09you i'm never gonna do it i'm like terrible at all that stuff but again we're lucky you're not a
05:14lady green bean oh i'd be the grossest green beana green beana sorry i'm late again boys
05:24it's okay green bean i guess i feel like we already worked with green beana oh yeah no don't
05:32i'm not like that
05:35no you're not you'd be like that to the extremes yeah i feel like your bits wouldn't smell just
05:40your life no no no you'd be like those things are fresh that's the one thing you'd manage to take
05:46care of yeah i'm bad at all that i'd like somebody to like just kind of organize that's what a woman
05:52is for yeah i know and that's a challenge all on its own that's a whole another thing i'm just
05:58like well i don't know if it's worth all the pain exactly they'll manage your life but it's
06:03and ruin it at the same time somehow yeah absolutely
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