00:00finally have people over okay so i have you know with douglas it's been a little rough i bet
00:13and so i haven't had entered i've been entertained in years oh and i used to entertain all the time
00:19we were like professionals at entertaining yeah it's like no one came to the house for years
00:23finally had people come over and i was so nervous because i'm like how is he going to act i mean
00:28he's a great dog but that initial encounter and i know for other people that have dogs probably know
00:34this when they come to the house and they jump on the people you know douglas will jump on them
00:39and get crazy oh i mean he did good but he did it was like rough in the beginning everyone's like
00:44kids are crying oh yeah oh yeah so he was just bowling over kids you know he was but he was
00:52excited so i gotta train i guess yeah he'll lose that a little bit as he gets older i think
00:58i would have thought i would have thought he would have by now he's four already the greetings it's
01:03that great does anybody have advice like what do you do i have treats in the pocket i i don't know
01:08what to do i mean after that though he's great there are some things that people um will do and i know
01:16that like when my dog was like trained they did they stopped you had went professional they stopped
01:22that but like the little guy he went through all that stuff and he doesn't give a crap he still he'll
01:27jump all over you i know like it's it's easier when a dog's all like it didn't take long it took
01:33a few minutes and he would be and then he's kissing your face yeah you know and everybody it's all good
01:37he's just such a big dog it's a lot it's a lot like walking exactly he's like oh my god oh my god
01:43you're staying you're here to see me you know like my new family yeah he's yeah he's pumped he's like
01:50people are moving in he's like my parents are losers they don't have friends are you you were
01:55friends with them you know that yeah i thought they didn't know anyone so but it all it all went
02:00well thank god and and the food went good everything like oh i didn't lose it i didn't lose this
02:05entertaining thing does douglas try to get the food or is he cool about that at my house when i took him
02:12to my mom's he was terrible he tried to eat the ham and everything but at my house we had pizza he
02:17loves cheese he didn't he just sat there and he was really good oh wow that's amazing but that initial
02:24greeting is what i have to work on so yeah my girlfriend's one dog toaster he's got this
02:30i love that name by the way it's a great name it's got to see those dogs on your social on instagram
02:34on vacation toaster was yeah toaster's the man yeah he's awesome but he does this weird thing where he
02:40won't like eat your food but he'll like lick the air around it he's like you're not gonna do anything
02:45with the air around that are you like he's just trying to get a little bit of the taste yeah he just
02:50licks the air around it like if you have a like a bottle of water or something with a like some
02:54condensation he'll like lick that he's like you're not gonna do anything with that i'm gonna i know
02:58you don't drink the condensation he's like i want the condensation you know that like that's his thing
03:04but he does it like the air around the food he's just like i'm not in your food i'm just gonna lick
03:10around i'm entertaining is so it's good i'm glad to be back in the game but that's one thing i may never
03:16do entertain i can't imagine oh if you ever entertained i would love to go to like an
03:24energy oh i don't know what i do i'd have to wear i'd wear a tuxedo just because i'd wear a tuxedo
03:29there'd be hors d'oeuvres yes i love that idea and an andy party i'd have a silver hors d'oeuvres
03:35tray oh my god look at andy's in a tux deviled eggs yeah maybe deviled eggs oh i made the deviled
03:42eggs with love yeah and we're screening dune tonight it would either be unsolved mysteries
03:48or dune we'd have to sit and watch it it'd be a dune we all have to dress like we're in dune
03:54yeah but i'm like wear your dune clothes come over i'll get the long table out we'll all sit
03:58and we'll watch dune and then afterwards if you want to party you want to stay late we'll watch
04:02the entire run of the 20 years of unsolved mysteries and there's an entree a cheeseburger
04:07from the barbecue cheeseburger of your life yeah all right that's how you entertain i'd love to be
04:14entertained by that oh my god amazing cd party with the speaking of like entertaining so like a lot of
04:22the stuff that has been going on in my little universe are all these like graduation parties
04:26from like you have to go to any yes okay tell me about it well i mean they're just you're enjoying
04:31yourself oh that's great it's great times but what happens is you know like i've coached all these
04:37boys uh you know for a really long time they're all friends with rowan so like they're having these
04:41graduation parties and sometimes you have like two on two three in the same day same weekend like
04:48everyone's kind of doing it and i still have way more to come but uh in doing all this stuff and
04:55i've seen them to me the best thing you can do is go somewhere where like you some people have
05:02decided like hey it's going to be at this park and there are this this park also caters some food i'm
05:08like that's how to do it because i've seen the other ones where people do it like on their front lawn
05:12oh yeah and like in their backyard and i'm like man but that's like all your stuff like you're gonna
05:18have to clean like anything that breaks is like your stuff that broke and so obviously rowan is
05:26going to graduate next year and so the conversations have already started about like uh oh there's no way
05:33i can have it at the other house because it just doesn't make sense and what did i do we did oh you
05:40offered to have it at your house please why would you do that but what is the your because i don't
05:46have anything go like entertainment wise like uh listen so the my the other i don't have a pool i
05:52don't have anything you're trying to keep people out of your pool out of the pool she is she is and
05:56but not even that just like uh the space because the pool takes up the majority of that other backyard
06:02i see so i have something called space which is terrible it turns out having some backyard space
06:0910 up so i don't know everything party supply people over set it up but balloons i think the
06:16problem with me is if you i mean trust me it's gonna be all that i'm not doing it but but but
06:23space will be used but the the thing is what happens with me is like i can only hear stuff for so long
06:29and so like there was the you know it would be like the kids would be dropped off and then there
06:34would be the small conversation that would happen and it was always like we're doomed we're doomed
06:39next year we're doomed it's gonna be doomed doom doom and i was like and finally i just can't hear
06:44it anymore so i am just like do it here just do it here and then all the doom goes away everything's
06:50fine just do it here i don't want to hear it anymore we'll just do it here oh boy and so that is
06:55kind of like what happened and um so now i will have to put a tux on yeah and do some of that which
07:04i'm not really looking will they use your bathroom or are you gonna do an outdoor bathroom i don't i
07:09assume that they would just use my bathroom how many people i don't know it's hundreds isn't like
07:15all of these things are hundreds you can't have a port-a-potty we'll in a port oh god i can't have a
07:21port-a-potty at my place it's better than having just hundreds of people yes i never thought of it
07:27see that's a problem i just was like do it i'm so tired of hearing it don't talk to me anymore about
07:33it we'll do it here oh you have that was a bad call is it is it as bad as now i think it is well
07:39you're gonna be involved you have to be involved in stuff in the planning process i didn't realize
07:44that like having space in your yard is like the equivalent of having like being the buddy with the
07:48the pickup truck that's what i feel like dude that's what i feel like i'm like in the middle
07:53of helping someone move yeah but i just i i don't know like i don't i didn't think it all the way
08:01through i never even thought about the bathroom thing until you guys are saying this
08:04you
08:05you
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