00:00What's the age you think that people start, like, fantasizing about retiring?
00:10Like, is it around that age?
00:1122?
00:1222?
00:12It depends on what you do for a living.
00:14It all depends on what you do.
00:15Yeah.
00:15I told you I've got some buddies that have a countdown calendar on the front, like, it's
00:19their screensaver.
00:20Yeah.
00:20It tells them exactly how many days, hours, and minutes they've got left until they retire
00:25from their jobs.
00:26I'm going to be like, good morning.
00:29Yeah.
00:30Yeah.
00:31Everything hurts.
00:32Yeah.
00:34No retirement for me.
00:36Geriatric radio.
00:38Yeah.
00:39Someone said Villages Radio.
00:41The Villages Radio with Andy the Dandy Green.
00:43Yeah.
00:44I want to wish a happy birthday to Mortimer, Leslie, Anna, and I'd like to dedicate this
00:55song to the ones who've passed yesterday.
00:58Andy, Andy.
00:59Mortimer?
01:00Andy, God damn it.
01:02Is that you, Mortimer?
01:04I can't work this fandangled thing.
01:07What is it?
01:08You bagged my girlfriend again.
01:10Oh, jeez.
01:11I know you don't know who is who.
01:14Well, Mortimer, I'd say, you know, I get out there and I'm partying, and next thing I
01:18know, I take one of those blues and then I'm hard as a rock.
01:22So true.
01:24I just take it, you know, I take it where I can get it, Mortimer.
01:27I'm sorry.
01:27Hey, bros over hoes.
01:29Bros over hoes.
01:31Hey, bud, we'll see you tonight.
01:32Bye, bye, bye, bye.
01:33Yeah.
01:35That was Mortimer.
01:36I banged his wife.
01:37He doesn't care.
01:40She's a hot, hot little trollop.
01:42Yeah.
01:43Real slut.
01:44Crazy in the sack.
01:46Yeah.
01:47The village is radio.
01:49Yeah.
01:50With green bean.
01:51I love the collar.
01:55They'd be glued to it.
01:57Like, what an audience you'd have there.
01:59They all sit around and listen to the radio.
02:00Do you think they have their own little public radio station?
02:05Like, they have their own, they're like their own city.
02:08Yeah.
02:09If they don't.
02:11They should.
02:11I think they do, WVLG.
02:14Radio stations.
02:16There you go, dude.
02:17Oh, that's where I'm going.
02:196.40 a.m.
02:20Yeah.
02:22WVLG, the villages.
02:24VLG is for village.
02:26If you want to get in on our golf cart giveaway.
02:28Oh, dude, it's killer.
02:30It's already killer.
02:32It's a radio station licensed to Wildwood, Florida, broadcast to the villages, Florida
02:36retirement community with a mixed oldies and easy listening format.
02:40Hell yes.
02:41860 watts.
02:42Woo!
02:42That's your goddamn run.
02:44That's all we need, Lease.
02:46860 watts of power, anything more.
02:4855 feet.
02:50It would mess with my pacemaker.
02:51Yep.
02:53There you go, Andy.
02:54There's something to reach for.
02:56The WVLG girls are going to be out at the event today.
02:59Oh, my God.
03:00We're looking for the new WVLG.
03:02And we're having a wet t-shirt character.
03:06Is it in an old shack?
03:09I love the idea.
03:10Yeah, that's it.
03:11I think it's in an old shack.
03:12Of course it's in an old shack.
03:15That's it.
03:16Old.
03:17Let's send him a letter.
03:18That's crazy.
03:19An email.
03:20Keep his butt open in 30 years for Andy Green, please.
03:23Oh, I'll go there.
03:24That's what I'm going to have to do.
03:26I bet.
03:26Listen every day at the office.
03:27Patients love it, especially the weather updates.
03:30Weather every five minutes.
03:31Weather.
03:32Every three minutes.
03:34Every three minutes.
03:34Every three minutes.
03:35We have the weather for you.
03:36Weather on the threes in the ice.
03:39Old people really care about the weather.
03:41Weather on the threes.
03:43We love the old songs and hearing the music throughout the villages.
03:47This hour brought to you by ointments.
03:49Nine of them.
03:51The list is too long.
03:53All the ointments.
03:56Here's Wilson Pickett.
03:59Mustang Sally.
04:02WVLG.
04:03That's a good song.
04:03640 AM.
04:05Weather coming up.
04:06Weather on the threes.
04:08You're home for the WVLG girls.
04:12These ladies are crazy today, fellas.
04:15Have a saggy boob contest.
04:16Whose boob is group the lowest?
04:17These two girls must be girlfriends.
04:21Kiss.
04:21Kiss.
04:22Kiss.
04:22Kiss.
04:23Kiss.
04:24Kiss.
04:24Kiss.
04:25Kiss.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Oh, your teeth fell out.
04:27Can still do it.
04:29So 1990s radio.
04:31That was hot.
04:31Yeah, exactly.
04:33Gotta love 1990s radio.
04:34Oh my God.
04:35Still.
04:35We were delighted to see so many of you at today's Hurricane Expo.
04:39Welcome to the Hurricane Expo.
04:42Party.
04:43Are you ready to hurricane?
04:45Yeah.
04:46There he is.
04:49Is that him?
04:50He's one of them?
04:51Oh, that's they've lost another one of their people.
04:54Big listeners.
04:55Yeah.
04:55Oh.
04:56They're dropping like flies.
04:57Their listeners, they pay tribute to their listeners.
05:00As you know, Lester died last night.
05:02Every day you'd have to pay tribute.
05:05Oh, there's a ton of that.
05:06That'd be.
05:06Appituaries would be big.
05:07Yeah.
05:07It's weather on the threes, deaths on the fives, traffic on the eights.
05:12Yep.
05:13Busy hour.
05:14Oh, yeah.
05:15Rundown.
05:16Now, remember there's like 250 gate accidents every year.
05:22Yeah, exactly.
05:23We got your gates gone.
05:24Gate report coming up.
05:25Every one of them's on fire.
05:27As usual.
05:27There you go.
05:31Andy's Future will be broadcasting on WVLG.
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