Conclave Updates with Andy Green

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how much more entertaining it would be if Andy were to be a reporter from the scene of the Conclave for the new Pope.

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00:00the catholic cardinals tasked with picking the new pope have a heavy responsibility

00:10luckily they're receiving guidance from a movie an unnamed cleric who's involved in the process

00:16says a lot of them have been watching the conclave for pointers the really finds movie

00:22it's a movie of course about the selection of a new pope it's based on the 2016 novel of the

00:27same name by robert harris the insider says many have watched it in the cinema here the majority

00:34of the cardinals who have to choose a replacement for pope francis were appointed by him so they've

00:40actually never experienced a conclave before and they did not know what to expect you also can't

00:46have pies or chickens in there that's a rule of their sorry yeah you can't have pies or chickens

00:52in the conclave they could hidden hide stuff in there yeah i don't in the pie or in the

00:58chicken that's what they said i don't understand it you can hide something in a pie you can hide

01:03something in a chicken everyone knows this so you have have non-hidable foods exactly i don't know

01:07if you can have any food but that's part of the couple of the items listed i just i don't understand

01:12the whole conclave thing it's people dressing up as star wars characters i mean listen if we want we

01:17call an expert like we'd have an expert on hand we can call an expert oh true yeah we did get an

01:22email that there's someone available if we need to yeah we did questions about the conclave they got

01:27sent there okay yeah and uh if we really wanted to take it serious we could really we could make

01:33one of these very entertaining yeah it would be conclave updates on the eggs smoke again it's still

01:42black there's fire there somewhere still man i would be like oh man just give me a smoke bomb

01:47and a slingshot and i will set the nation or the world the world the world above they see white smoke

01:54remember right when they got it messed up or wasn't that the last time i think they got it i think they

01:59all like yeah they did and then they had to be like they had to be very careful to put it out at all

02:03it's just wild to be because they're like be charitable and don't you know whatever but everything

02:07must be gold oh it's extravagant there's a lot of money there yeah

02:11i wonder where they got it all you haven't updated your wardrobe since like what

02:17i want andy's coverage of the car oh man live outside the sistine chapel it's andy

02:25what are you seeing please send me please please send me to that let me cover it please

02:33oh man how's it going outside andy oh you don't want to know dame okay it is wild here you seeing

02:43smoke yet i see lots of smoke is it so much smoke is it from the chimney though it's from everywhere

02:52every which way what color is the smoke you're seeing oh it's green smoke oh i've never what

02:58does green smoke mean uh-huh oh i can't even imagine how boring it would be covering this

03:04oh covering it standing out there waiting to see the smoke smoke signals it's like it's the 1800s

03:10they can't have ravioli in there either

03:12yeah you're stopping all the food you're like no no ravioli over here

03:28i would literally be like this is this guy from he's from dave and chunk them

03:32what and then i'd be like i'd like release i'd have a bunch of chickens around me i'd be eating

03:38ravioli oh yeah i'd be like i don't get what's going on here i don't get it is that a pie who said

03:44you could have pie i brought two pies oh man what's hidden in that i brought two pies

03:48apple and strawberry yeah there's something catholic in that

03:54what do they think they'll have like hide extra ballots in there or what i don't know

04:00anything with pockets yeah for communication like they'll pass through the ravioli

04:04that's it read it read up on it i'm not making it up yep you better do your research before we send

04:21you you're gonna have to give us all these ravioli facts i'm not a religious fella you

04:25imagine you start eating ravioli and all of a sudden there's a message there's a message

04:34there's a message in this ravioli what the hell is going on you'd be really upset what the hell is

04:41going on someone please do andy and a pope's hat oh my gosh wow yes please i'd be like look at

04:49these hats what is that i don't understand full get up jesus had like just like regular clothes

04:59and sandals he'd be so upset he'd be very upset i think so too i mean come on let's be regalia is

05:06over the top you know i hate to point it out so you couldn't then have burritos in the conclave

05:11because you could oh you could hide it like is there messages in the burrito i don't think that's

05:15on the list so maybe you can get it in there i would bring it in hey burrito's cold you guys

05:20is it a bull it's a burrito bull yeah you're fine come on in i got your weird ravioli message

05:27i got your weird ravioli message

05:31wait they've chosen andy green as the next oh my god how did that happen

05:39no way no way he has to call me show me that gold no way

05:44say it again nuh-uh

05:47nope but i will take your gold

05:51take the gold and then quit

05:56they had a guy quit right you can quit

05:59you used to not be able to quit really yeah i mean the only way to quit was you died

06:05oh you know but then that one guy quit yep it's just crazy so now just take the gold and then quit

06:10i'd be like you guys need to update your star wars robes and stuff

06:13this is getting weird here smoking your weirdness ravioli messages

06:19you could take over just long enough

06:22i've done acid and i've never even imagined anything like that

06:25yep we get andy in the popemobile to ride outside

06:27ravioli message

06:29that's the craziest thing i did not get up today and know i was gonna know about their weird ravioli

06:36lisa's had that fact just uh

06:39i know just waiting there to bust it out

06:42you know they can't have ravioli

06:43incredible

06:44they also can't have pies or chicken

06:46yeah what

06:47there's food rules

06:49is it because all their chicken is like stuff like uh chicken cordon bleu and stuff like that

06:54so like they're like

06:54yeah whole whole roast chickens

06:56whole roast chickens with you stuff stuff in the cavity

06:58yeah yeah

06:59ravioli

07:00rigatonis

07:01those are about to

07:03rigatoni

07:04what you got i'd be like hey i don't mean to interrupt

07:06but uh what do you guys feel about macaroni

07:09you guys can hold on this fine

07:13i don't think you can hide the message in there

07:14it's really hard to get a message inside

07:15what about a fettuccine

07:16fettuccine is fine

07:18there's a fettuccine okay

07:19a fettuccine is totally fine

07:21weird

07:22what is that there ravioli

07:24yeah there's a message in it

07:26gnocchi

07:27that's a soup i've had a couple of times

07:33i'm from outside the sistine chapel

07:38it's andy green

07:39they got too much time on their hands or something

07:41yeah i know

07:42and it's gonna take them a week

07:43coming up with that

07:45how can you even imagine

07:45smoke signal

07:46you're just sitting there like around you with your golden stuff around you and you're like

07:49ravioli messages

07:50they're gonna be like he's a person's out of their mind

07:55i know

07:55talking about ravioli messages and outlawing pies and chickens

07:59outlawing pies

08:01what the hell is going on

08:02yeah

08:02they got too much time

08:05smoke

08:06what

08:06what do you got

08:08what do you get

08:09get a hobby

08:10you think you just pick the best guy

08:12you know

08:12the one that just hasn't done anything

08:14i love it

08:17nope

08:17there's all sorts of rules to follow

08:19so listen in for live updates from andy green

08:22live

08:22so much better than what we were

08:26what they wanted us to do

08:27for sure

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