00:00parents in the united states just can't seem to get rid of their kids
00:10the share of young adults in their late twenties living with their parents is the highest it's
00:16been in america in 75 years oh yeah i have a quick question and i don't know if it'll work but um
00:24who has the oldest kid living with them oh who has the oldest kid living with them right now
00:341-855-954-6969 i just want to see what the answers are if don't be afraid to call 1-855-954-6969 who
00:44has the oldest kid living with them call in tell us how pathetic your child is
00:49well i'm sure you want to i'm sure you have no problem doing it call your 30 year old virgin
00:56basement while they're out not a big house look at the lines oh my god i've no every single line
01:03i've seen the lines light up like that so quickly wow that's crazy people want to get some stuff off
01:09their chest there's so many in their 50s coming in that's crazy 57 years old still lives with my
01:16grandma uncle is the grandma 51 so he never moved out he's almost 60 so they never were married never
01:23had kids never moved out never left the house in their whole lives uncle is 46 unemployed single
01:30still living with my grandparents don't mom where are my cool orthopedic shoes my cool orthopedic
01:37shoes did you check my closet i checked in there ma they're not in there they're the ones with
01:44velcro they look cool you know i misplaced things from time to time have you seen my goddamn sciatica
01:49ointment i got a hot date tonight and i want to make sure my sciatica is loose my god oh let me find
01:58it i'll keep looking mom you moved my c-pad machine oh well i don't know what that is i told you not to
02:09go in my room god damn it mom damn you
02:14i'm sorry i'm sorry i just cleaned your room a bit i straightened up i just told i tell you all the
02:25time it was i have it how i want it i can't find my atari remote your underwears were all over the
02:32floor you haven't changed your sheets in months those are private mom damn you all the kleenex
02:38i know what it is oh damn you it's crazy to think of a 60 year old guy talking that way
02:46you're the only person i know with a huge garbage pail full of just kleenexes beside your bed
02:52i don't need you asking questions about what those are for your crusty socks oh god damn you bob
03:00hi bob hello you wanted to chime in i have a i have a buddy that's 78 years old
03:08and he lives with his 100 year old mother stop it oh my god 78 okay well there there we can't top
03:17that there's no way what's the deal bob why is your 78 year old buddy still living with his mother
03:22well she makes his breakfast every morning before he goes to work and has his supper ready and she
03:27makes his bed does his laundry she's still getting around at 100 can you imagine downstairs doing loads
03:33the laundry yeah exactly carried it all up stayed in great shape taking care of this real piece of junk
03:42it keeps her going bring my laundry up here man move your ass oh you know i'm brittle
03:48so slow god i'm 100 for god's sake 78 year old andy living at home with his 100 year old mother
03:56god damn you mom what god damn you i said what i forget
04:01who are you what's happening i don't know what day is it a day
04:1578 year old andy and his 100 year old mother
04:2078 year old andy and his 100 year old mother what what you're 78 she's 100 that's my mom
04:31yes she's 100 she's 100 years old yes thank you
04:37that's my boy proud of him they're real good looker she can be a real bitch sometimes you know
04:47i'll write you two to your corners huh to your corners did you say something andy
04:56he's telling us to do something just pipe down mom i'm trying to listen to him
05:00are you on the phone are you on the phone can i use the phone are you on it i'm gonna pick it up
05:11here use the cordless one mom cordless the cordless huh what what when this is a house of questions
05:21where is it where are you huh are you downstairs i can't hear you what hello i can't hear a god damn
05:33word you say what huh i don't know use the cordless cord huh no the phone i don't know just say it
05:45louder phone no i'm coming down there i'll be down in a half an hour
05:52what i have to get in the stair chair mom i'll send it up please do she hears everything
06:01she's totally fine
06:04oh yeah
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