The Eyebrow Biter

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was arrested for biting off the eyebrow of her significant other.

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00:00A woman who slashed her ex-boyfriend's hand with a knife

00:13and then bit off one of his eyebrows.

00:17Pleaded guilty to charges of second-degree battery.

00:2234-year-old Latasha Ann Wilborn.

00:26Here is her mugshot.

00:28Oh, Jesus.

00:30Oh, I don't get in a fight with her.

00:31Whatever you want.

00:33I don't think I've ever heard of an eyebrow incident like that.

00:35It's insane.

00:37You're just like, ah!

00:40It can taste like a minute and a half to bite off an eyebrow, I bet.

00:43Not for her.

00:46That's not going to grow back.

00:48I always just look inquisitive now.

00:52That's a weird look.

00:54It is weird.

00:54So she could pin you down and just chew your eyebrow right out.

00:57She could eat your whole face if she was that hungry.

01:00Imagine the pain of someone chewing your eyebrow off.

01:03I can't imagine having someone chomp it off.

01:07Latasha, no!

01:09Are you stopping?

01:13She's on you.

01:14There's nothing you can do.

01:15You're at her mercy.

01:16Right.

01:17Latasha has you pinned to the chair and is just chewing your eyebrow off.

01:22I'm fighting for my life, though.

01:24I'm pulling a roadhouse.

01:25I'm going for the...

01:26Oh, you do whatever you can.

01:27Do you think if Latasha got you in her grips, she'd be able to chew your eyebrow off before

01:32you could get away?

01:33Yes.

01:33You do?

01:34Dude, yes.

01:36Look at her.

01:36Yes.

01:37Yes.

01:38I know, but I just feel like I'd be able to do something.

01:40I think...

01:41Punch her in the vag or something that would just stop it.

01:43What you said, though, you said that I'm already in her grips.

01:47If she gets her paws on you, Dave, there's nothing you can do.

01:51Overpower.

01:52She's going to lock in and that's it.

01:54So to me, your fighting chance is not letting yourself get in her grips.

01:59And then I've got to go through life like that with one eyebrow missing.

02:03Mm-hmm.

02:04Yep.

02:05How horrible would that look?

02:08It wouldn't look good.

02:09It's not a good look.

02:10I got one tattooed.

02:13You'd have to do something.

02:15Maybe like a little strip.

02:17I don't know.

02:17I could take some of my other one out and put I got enough in one.

02:20I could make two normal ones.

02:23They could farm one from your other one.

02:24Yeah, exactly.

02:25Eyebrow transplant.

02:26Exactly.

02:26That's what I'd need.

02:27Good idea.

02:27And I'd love to hear how she sounded.

02:30Ah, like a wildebeest.

02:31Yeah.

02:32She looks like she's got a deep voice.

02:35Angry, angry.

02:36Give me your eyebrow.

02:41That's a terrifying looking woman, you guys.

02:44Yeah, the next strength at her is she's biting an eyebrow off.

02:47If she got just even one paw on you, I think you're done.

02:52Incapacitive.

02:52Let me do it.

02:53Let me do it.

02:54Let me do it.

02:54Let me do it now.

02:55Let me do it now.

02:56It's like being in the clutches of like a polar bear.

02:59Oh, that's bad.

03:00And she's doing the same kind of thing.

03:02She's going after your face.

03:03I'm not kidding.

03:03I think you could probably do just about anything and it's not going to faze her.

03:08Yeah.

03:09She looks that tough to me.

03:10She just does.

03:11I could kick her in the vag.

03:12I don't think that would do it.

03:13Twist her nipple off.

03:14That wouldn't do a thing.

03:15She looks like three to four tasers would take her down.

03:18Yeah.

03:19Yeah.

03:20Yeah.

03:21I don't mess with that lady then.

03:23My eyebrow down.

03:26Like, I just did.

03:28And you'd assume she's just going to finish the job, right?

03:30She's just going to keep eating.

03:31Right.

03:31Just keep eating my face.

03:33Just kill me.

03:33Kill me now.

03:36I'm going to kill you.

03:38Not my eyebrow.

03:42Bites it off.

03:44Someone said if that chick was biting my eyebrows, I would grab her damn boobs and turn them like

03:47I'm opening a door.

03:48She's like, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

03:51Yeah.

03:51I don't think it does anything.

03:52I mean, I think you're ready for that at all.

03:54I think you could headbutt her right in the bridge of the nose and she'd just look right

03:58back at you.

03:59All right.

04:00She'd take Lisa, pick her up.

04:01Oh, gosh.

04:02Spin her around on one hand.

04:04Throw her against the wall.

04:06Yeah.

04:06Well, Tasha would have her way with Lisa.

04:08Yeah.

04:12And my eyebrow would be gone.

04:15That would suck the worst.

04:16Lisa didn't stand a chance against LaTasha.

04:20No, there's no question.

04:21Lisa's going down.

04:21Did you hear she ate Lisa?

04:22She just ate her whole.

04:24Yeah.

04:24There was nothing left.

04:26Started with her eyebrow and 12 seconds, literally 12 seconds later, Lisa was gone.

04:32Just left.

04:33It was a little sweater.

04:34It was like a piranha attack.

04:36There was bones left.

04:38Just one shoe left spinning.

04:41Her sister, let us turn up the beat t-shirt.

04:43It's just lying there.

04:44Covered in blood.

04:45That's what would get me in trouble, see that shirt.

04:47Yeah.

04:48She's like, I don't like lettuce.

04:49I don't like turnips.

04:50And I don't like beets, bitch.

04:57She just like breaks Lisa in half.

04:59Like, breaks her in half.

05:01Doomsday Superman style.

05:03Oh, yeah.

05:07Where's your son of Krypton now?

05:11Watch out for LaTasha.

05:12Tom, Tom.

05:14Tom!

05:15Tom!

05:16Tom.

05:17Tom.

05:18Tom.

05:19Tom.

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