Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news story involving Amazon Echoes which leads to Chuck and Andy giving their own commands to the device.
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00:00two local news anchors in san diego did a story about a girl who accidentally ordered a dollhouse
00:16using her parents amazon echo when one of them said alexa order me a dollhouse
00:21then they repeated that on the newscast and amazon echoes all over the city tried to order
00:28dollhouses for people who were watching that newscast at the time okay so you got to be real
00:34careful with these see uh the cw6 in san diego has the story take a listen here when jim and linda
00:40were talking about a child who accidentally bought a dollhouse and four pounds of cookies
00:44alexa ordered me a dollhouse as soon as jim said that viewers all over san diego started
00:51complaining their echo devices had tried to order dollhouses alexa order me a 12 inch black
00:58dildo hopefully no one listening has alexa near the radio i know they do because i think people
01:08were saying that at every time you brought it up dave people were saying hey every time you say
01:14alexa uh your show goes mute they're like listening to us yeah it mutes you guys and then says i don't
01:19understand the question if they're listening to us through it it turns us off so every time we were
01:25saying its name it's screwing stuff up so please i can only hope that that last command was followed
01:32confirm
01:33sales of black dildos have just skyrocketed in detroit
01:38we've seen a huge dub in black dildo sales yeah still getting used to having that alexa thing in
01:45my house oh yeah you have it yeah robin got one for her birthday oh wow do you like it i don't care
01:51about it at all she like she loves it like yeah i think i would like it too freaked me out first
01:55couple of days though because i'd be like sleeping or whatever in the middle of the afternoon and i
01:58hear her talking to somebody i'm like who the hell's in my house right now because she'll be like alexa
02:03she does like i don't know why she changes her voice to talk
02:07like she's real nice to him yeah she's like alexa play pandora
02:11you know yeah and then she'll be like andy get take the damn trash alexa
02:17play calming music
02:20she's way nicer to alexa than she is to you
02:26oh for sure for sure absolutely she sweet talks alexa
02:30you're gonna get jealous of alexa he's already a bitch
02:33yeah i'm like alexa you bitch everything was fine before you came into my life
02:36alexa does everything yeah exactly
02:40it's true alexa play hailstorm andy god damn it you're worthless
02:47that's a glimpse into his life it's getting scary
02:54times i feel a cold wind from your side of the room
02:59creeps me out about my future maybe you need to get alexa she's really nice so maybe that'll be a good
03:07addition to your life it'd be like help finally yeah i'm like alexa
03:12alexa
03:15complain if you're sick how you doing oh no he'll start having an affair with alexa because alexa's
03:20much nicer than this weird virtual alexa it's like that joaquin phoenix movie or whatever
03:25yeah exactly totally
03:27i fall in love with it
03:30chuck loves alexa
03:32you brought alexa to work
03:33yeah alexa she got me six pounds of chocolate bars yesterday
03:37she'll do anything she wants
03:40oh yeah she would really fall in love with her if she got you chocolate bars
03:43exactly she knows just what i like
03:45the chocolate bars show up and you're like
03:47you're welcome yeah welcome
03:51anything for you chuck yeah oh she'll never nag six pounds of chocolate bars
03:59a hand lotion
04:00and kleenex
04:01show up
04:03i think those are on back order too
04:06on amazon they're just
04:08yeah i tried to get one you just can't get them
04:10no
04:10someone said your wife would reprogram it and rename it patty
04:13oh yeah
04:14what chuck
04:15now you're not allowed
04:17alexa i'd like to order chocolate bars
04:20now
04:21you badass
04:23alexa gets in the middle of it
04:26she doesn't know what to do
04:28alexa's like
04:29she's like this is awkward
04:31she seems real mean to you
04:35alexa don't pay any attention to her
04:38i was messing with ours one day
04:40don't you die
04:41and uh robin was like alexa do this
04:43and i was like alexa don't do that
04:45and then robin goes alexa don't listen to him
04:47and then alexa's like
04:48i have to listen to everyone
04:50that was real sad
04:51real sad weird moment
04:52oh yeah
04:53and i was like
04:53yes
04:55alexa must listen to me
04:58alexa listens to all
05:00uh michael has a comment
05:02good morning michael
05:03there are phrases you can ask
05:06or questions you can ask alexa
05:07and you'll get
05:08goofy responses back
05:10so like
05:10yeah
05:11you can say uh
05:12may the force be with you
05:13and she'll come back and say
05:15and also with you
05:16and um
05:17you can ask her like uh
05:18do you
05:19the alexa do you use the force
05:21and she'll say something
05:22to the effect of uh
05:23uh
05:24no my meta
05:25claridian counts too low
05:26or something like that
05:27or
05:27droids can't use the force
05:29or
05:29oh my god
05:30you're making chuck fall more in love
05:32with alexa every second
05:33she loves star wars too
05:35she's cool
05:36oh yeah
05:36all right
05:38you can ask her uh
05:39uh
05:40i'm uh
05:41alexa
05:42i'm your father
05:43and she'll give the response
05:44that luke skywalker gives to uh
05:46darth vader in uh
05:48the empire strikes back
05:50at the end of the movie
05:50oh no we got
05:51we can't tell chuck anymore
05:52because you'll never see him again
05:53i'm gonna do all that today
05:54yeah of course you are
05:55with alexa
05:56no
05:56it can't be true
05:58it can't be true
05:59search your feelings
06:00you know it'll be true
06:02alexa you're poor
06:03so chuck's gonna buy this
06:04just so he can act out
06:05scenes from star wars
06:06yeah
06:06perfect
06:07that and get all my good stuff