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00:07All right, well, we heard that they were going to do this.
00:10The Enhanced Games, where athletes are allowed to use...
00:15Yes, roids and everything.
00:17...performance-enhancing drugs at this billionaire-backed Enhanced Games.
00:22A swimmer did break a world record.
00:26Here's that.
00:28Now.
00:31Greek swimmer Christian Kolomiev racing across the pool,
00:34finishing the 50-meter freestyle faster than the official world record time.
00:39Kolomiev, Kolomiev, proud world record, 24-year-old record!
00:44His victory, earning him over a million dollars in prize money.
00:47He's going to change my life to do the good for sure.
00:50But despite the fanfare and celebrations, the official world record will go untouched.
00:56Kolomiev's winning time yesterday, unofficial,
00:58because it's at the Enhanced Games.
01:01It's time to meet our athletes!
01:02It's the highly controversial sporting event, backed by the likes of Donald Trump Jr.
01:07and tech billionaire Peter Thiel.
01:09This is life-changing, no?
01:10It's life when you enhance, baby!
01:12That allows swimming, weightlifting, and track athletes to take FDA-approved performance-enhancing drugs
01:18like steroids, blood boosters, and testosterone under medical supervision.
01:23Now the people at home can also get enhanced and become the best they've ever been.
01:28Tom spoke with the game's chief sporting officer last week.
01:31Trying to get you to get juiced up, huh?
01:33Why?
01:34Well, I think the main reason is that, you know, we're interested in athletes pursuing their human potential
01:40and their limits and doing it in a medically rigorous fashion.
01:45The organization loosening the rulebook on doping,
01:48even selling injectables and supplements on its website.
01:52Of course.
01:52Also permitting long-band apparel, like the synthetic super suit for swimming.
01:56The super suit is crazy.
01:58But despite the drug-fueled boost, only one world record was topped.
02:03And in the 100-meter sprint, Olympian Fred Curley won, he says,
02:08without using performance-enhancing drugs, beating out several athletes who did.
02:12I'm not a judge, so everybody came here to do their own responsibility
02:16to show their talent to the world.
02:18The event, widely condemned by the International Olympic Committee
02:21and the World Anti-Doping Agency.
02:23So I decided to out-cheat him the right way.
02:26And mocked by several Olympic swimmers, including Dutch Olympian Niels Korsdangie,
02:32who posted this video swimming faster than the world record,
02:35wearing flippers and a plastic shark fin.
02:38What's the biggest fear that you have with what you're seeing?
02:41I'm just really scared that something like this would almost poison the idea of sport,
02:47where all of a sudden it's the science experiment that you can win by spending the most money.
02:53Yeah, I mean, it's a group of people just trying to get a bunch of people to sign up
02:59and buy their supplements and steroids.
03:04That's what I look like.
03:05I'd like to be enhanced for a day.
03:07A day?
03:08Or a day.
03:08No, go all the way with it.
03:09Well, just get a taste and see.
03:11The problem is, my fear is like, and I don't even know how true any of it is,
03:16but it's like the whole thought of like once you start,
03:19like you get on testosterone or something like that, you're never off of it.
03:24because your body gets used to the fact that you have, you know,
03:29that like it's like a choice you make to always be on it.
03:33What would you do, Jason, if you were enhanced for a day?
03:35Flex like this.
03:37That's it.
03:37That's all you're going to do.
03:38How are you doing, Jason?
03:39Good morning.
03:40What's going on?
03:40You mean you wouldn't walk faster?
03:42Feeling enhanced?
03:43Do you feel like in like what you're just going to give yourself one shot
03:47and then just muscles just grow, grow?
03:51That's how it should be.
03:52I take the blood boosters, I take the steroids, I take whatever they take.
03:56You're not Popeye eating spinach.
03:57I wonder though.
03:57Think about it.
03:58Think about it.
04:00Basketball night, right?
04:01Oh, basketball.
04:02Just go dunk on everyone.
04:03Enhanced.
04:04I know.
04:04What about Ryan playing golf?
04:06Oh, yeah.
04:07He gets up here.
04:08Enhanced golf?
04:09Yeah, I'm in for all of this.
04:11Juice up.
04:12You want to get enhanced, bro?
04:13Juice up.
04:15The juice bros.
04:17I'll enhance with you.
04:18Yeah.
04:20This guy said, I do steroids.
04:21I barely work out, but I take them because they make me feel like I'm Superman.
04:25I walk around like I'm 10 feet tall and have a foot long schlong.
04:28Yep.
04:29He walks around like that, but he's not actually like that.
04:34Enhanced.
04:35Oh, you're on your feet.
04:37Yeah, look at how enhanced you are.
04:39He's quite enhanced.
04:41I'm superior.
04:41That's not how it happens.
04:43That is.
04:43I'm telling you.
04:44In your head, you'd make me feel like that.
04:45This is me.
04:46I'm enhanced.
04:46You don't know.
04:47I'm enhanced.
04:48You don't know until you try.
04:50But you're still dainty.
04:53No, I'm not.
04:53I'm enhanced.
04:54Enhanced.
04:55Try me.
04:57The thing is, too, we'd all have like, we'd all get enhanced and then we'd have like
05:01roid rage.
05:03We'd be furious all the time.
05:04We'd be fighting.
05:05Like furious.
05:06Oh, my God.
05:06That would suck.
05:07Like, shut your pie hole, Dave!
05:09It'd be great.
05:10Good times right now.
05:11Who you calling dainty, Dave?
05:12Yeah!
05:13Yeah!
05:14Damn!
05:14I'm not so tall now, are you?
05:17I still am, actually.
05:19I don't think so.
05:20Nothing changed about you except your attitude.
05:22I'm a macho man.
05:23Are you a random savage?
05:25Yeah.
05:26Oh, yeah!
05:27Oh, no!
05:28We can't let these guys get enhanced!
05:31We can't let them get enhanced!
05:32I like it.
05:33I can't even hold this coffee cup on my break in my sleeve.
05:37I'm enhanced.
05:39I'm the cream of the crop.
05:41You guys realize nothing has changed about you, right?
05:45Nothing at all has changed.
05:46I don't know about that, Dave.
05:47You're the same guys.
05:49I can't even talk different.
05:52I don't understand why.
05:54No, he's enhanced.
05:56Leave him alone.
05:56He's enhanced.
05:58I'm a nurse.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01Don't go in there.
06:01He's enhanced.
06:03I can't handle enhanced.
06:05Jason and Chuck.
06:06Yeah.
06:07He couldn't and you'd hate me so fast.
06:09He's enhanced, brother!
06:12You want to be enhanced?
06:13We'll be good in there.
06:15Yeah.
06:1553-year-old guy on TRT said,
06:18when I did my first injection,
06:19I thought I was going to turn into the Incredible Hulk.
06:22Yep.
06:23Did not happen.
06:24No, no.
06:24You have to work very, very hard to still.
06:27So it's like that whole, like,
06:30you have to be a hard worker,
06:31willing to work out like a maniac,
06:33but you're able to just recover so fast,
06:36you know,
06:37that it's like the next day you're not sore like that,
06:39so then you can work out really hard again
06:41and push your body,
06:42and that's how they get so big,
06:45and then it, you know,
06:46water, retains water,
06:48which helps to break the muscle down.
06:51You know.
06:52Don't get it.
06:52It is attempting to get enhanced.
06:54You spent years being unenhanced,
06:56so you cannot try enhanced.
06:57He's enhanced in there.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Oh, my God.
07:01Oh, no!
07:02He's just rocking back and forth.
07:04To be honest,
07:05like, Ryan's enhanced a little bit with those shoes.
07:08They enhanced him.
07:09Oh, his cloud shoes or whatever the hell they are.
07:12That is true.
07:13I could probably break records running.
07:15Yeah, sir.
07:17And his slip-on Skechers aren't enhanced.
07:20No, not yet.
07:21I see the hell this.
07:22I'm enhanced.
07:23Oh, he is enhanced.
07:24He is.
07:25Sexually enhanced.
07:26Oh, Jesus.
07:27See, just the difference in that,
07:28I want to enhance everything.
07:29Oh, yeah.
07:31It worked.
07:32Rock hard and super strong.
07:36Hard as a rock.
07:40That was so disturbing more than I thought.
07:42Oh, my God.
07:43That's the best advertisement for that I've heard.
07:46Rock hard and super strong.
07:47Yep.
07:48Rock hard, super strong, and enhanced.
07:50You've been on a minuscule dose.
07:52You're micro-dosing Cialis because of your super tight pelvis or something.
07:59She thinks I probably don't need it.
08:01The Cialis.
08:02Have you noticed a difference with the Cialis?
08:06Oh, yeah, brother.
08:09Let me tell you, Dave.
08:14I feel like Will Levis out there.
08:16I'm like, I'm enhanced.
08:19Like a kid again.
08:21All right.
08:21Yep.
08:22I can't go back.
08:23I've had a taste.
08:24Right.
08:24If they told me I was going to die, I'd just cut it in half.
08:28That would be wild to, you know, I guess you are doing the Cialis now, but then they take
08:35you off it, and then it's not what it was.
08:37I'll never get it.
08:38I'll never stop.
08:39Oh.
08:39Yeah, no.
08:40I can't go back now.
08:41No.
08:41After knowing what's possible.
08:44Yeah.
08:44What I can do.
08:46Because your body, just as you get older, it just becomes tougher to, you know, the blood
08:51stuff.
08:51Friends and family.
08:53Friends and family, watch out.
08:54Yeah, no, okay.
08:55I'm only getting up to those.
08:56He's enhanced!
08:57Okay.
08:57I am.
08:58I am.
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