00:00so there is uh apparently a disturbing new trend in carjackings in the city where they'll force
00:14you to strip oh this is this is not new this is this is a an amazing technique that has been going
00:22on for a long time one of my biggest fears yeah it buys you some time well it's happened now twice
00:28in two days and the latest one um just around here eight mile and ever both have been around here
00:33actually not too far from here yep that's horrible on a mile this is one of your biggest fears chuck
00:38uh yeah being carjacked and then being forced to strip totally naked i never thought about
00:44being okay i mean i've just never think about it i've heard some stories like it and i tell you
00:50i'm pretty afraid of it too i'll tell you what you'd be a lot better off than i'd be
00:53at least you know not really you're gonna get help you're gonna get help in seconds
01:01me chuck nude i'm going to jail i'm getting tased they're like he's on something like no i just got
01:08carjack yeah me naked they assume i'm on pcp yeah i think that if somebody asked me to strip at gunpoint
01:14i'd be like just kill me yeah come on andy don't think i would i know what would happen is that
01:19eventually the cops would come and they'd say put your hands up i'm saying no no i can't i'm
01:27covering i'm covering him you're not allowed to like they're like put your hands up now
01:32put them up no no no no no so that's how chuck dies right the cops shoot him to death because he won't
01:39take his hands exactly exactly and then they just they shoot me dead like he was not complying
01:46you did not complicate a guy is stop resisting stop resisting and just beating me to death
01:52they flip you over and they're like oh boy that's chuck the freak
01:57oh man the dude from the radio i've got to jump in the forest make some clothes out of leaves and
02:08twigs and then i can go for help i'm like i'm not just going to the party store nude right i'm not
02:16i'm not i'm going to fashion some clothes like on naked and afraid you look like rob williams and
02:24jumanji i'm telling you i'm building something like a leaf skirt dude i've watched enough uh like
02:31naked and afraid to know i can find some leaves i can build it doesn't take a big leaf right
02:37i mean it sucks andy because you can't find anyone and chuck's like from the bushes over here
02:43because you would lose you'd be down to like seven clothes i know if that that's another devastating
02:49that's why i say just just do it they take your clothes they took like your eighth shirt and your
02:55ninth pant they took everything yeah because individually that's four pieces of clothing
03:00they could take everything you own oh my god one robbery one carjacking and he's pleading with
03:07them i've only got i've got nine clothes you maniac i've got nine clothes kill me
03:15if you take these i don't know what i'm gonna do just do it get your balls out of your purse and kill me
03:22pussy
03:23give me that gun i'll do it right i walk up put the gun against my head do it i will not walk with my
03:32dick out across southfield damn man just go ahead yeah i'd freak him out you're crazy you dark
03:39if that's a bad for you go go buy yourself some clothes yeah take the money right they'll give you
03:45money they help me i'll give you a ride man you want some tough time come on let's buy some more
03:51clothes i'm gonna go to casual mail xl or come on let's go yeah that's where i go get in the get in
03:58your car we're going i would i'd freak him right out yeah you would definitely be not what they would
04:02expect right the guy's like do it end it things aren't they great anyway do it do it just right in the
04:11face uh don't screw it up yeah yeah i don't want to be alive afterwards yeah no i'll find you
04:18someone said andy should wear multiple layers every day and then just start peeling them off
04:23like a comedy
04:24we're counting on this were you how many shirts you got
04:32keep taking underwear off
04:43not a bad idea you have to drive to work with like tons of clothes on
04:53just in case yeah just in case you never know yeah andy's wears all of his clothes to work
05:03whatever nine of them on he'll give up for sure like oh never mind just go go just some goddamn
05:11looney tunes or something this guy got a nine clothes on him i said strip he's still stripping
05:19so watch out for the minivan with flashing lights trying to pull you over don't stop
05:32you
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