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  • 6 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who said the cocaine on his nose wasn't his and during the conversation Chuck offers a tip for making homemade powdered sugar donuts.

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00:00It's a strange place to keep the drugs that you swear you're just holding for a friend.
00:09Uh-huh.
00:10A 20-year-old guy named Fabizio Jimenez.
00:14He's in Newport, Ritchie, Florida.
00:16He was pulled over about 4.30 in the morning the other day.
00:20And the cops noticed he had some white powder on his nostrils.
00:25Hmm. He said nothing.
00:27So they ran a field test on the powder.
00:29It came back as cocaine.
00:31No.
00:32What?
00:33But Fabrizio had an excuse.
00:36Sir, that's cocaine.
00:41What?
00:42No.
00:44Away.
00:45That's cocaine on your nose.
00:47No.
00:48Yes, sir.
00:49What?
00:50Yes.
00:51No, I know.
00:52It's shocking.
00:53But the test confirmed that is cocaine, sir.
00:56Do you have any possible explanation why you'd have cocaine on your nose?
01:03He said not a cocaine.
01:05I eat a powdered donut.
01:07No, sir.
01:08We tested it.
01:09I ate a powdered donut.
01:10No.
01:11That's what I did.
01:12I ate a powdered donut.
01:13No.
01:14Big.
01:15It was a big powdered donut.
01:16It's come back positive.
01:17It was a gigantic powdered donut.
01:20No.
01:21Fabrizio.
01:22All over my face.
01:23No.
01:24All over my face.
01:25Fabrizio, we tested it.
01:26It came back positive as cocaine.
01:27It was cocaine.
01:28Okay.
01:29Fine.
01:30Let's get that out of the way then.
01:31Why is it on your nose?
01:34To snort the cocaine.
01:35You put it near your nose.
01:37Sometimes you bury your face in a stripper's box.
01:40Just a second ago, you told my partner that that cocaine wasn't yours.
01:44I was holding it for a friend.
01:46I put it on my face so I wouldn't forget.
01:50You're holding cocaine on your nose for your friend.
01:54Put it on a little bit of powder.
01:55Uh-huh.
01:56And then he will take it later.
01:58Hmm.
01:59But it is no mine.
02:00I hate cocaine.
02:01I hate it.
02:02I hate cocaine.
02:04Hate how fun it is.
02:05It sucks how much fun it is and then it's not fun.
02:12He couldn't explain why someone else's cocaine was in his nose.
02:17When pushed, he just couldn't come up with an answer.
02:19No, it's tough.
02:20Plus, he did have a small bag with more cocaine on him.
02:23That bag is extra powdered sugar.
02:26What's this for, Fabrizio?
02:28I choose big donuts.
02:30Sometimes you get a plain one and you don't want it plain.
02:33Powder-intensive.
02:35Oh, you bring your own donut powder.
02:36That's right.
02:37Yeah.
02:38Which I have done.
02:40You literally have.
02:42Chuck has done that.
02:43I have a bag of powdered sugar.
02:48I swear to God.
02:49That you carry around with him?
02:51Listen, at least two days ago.
02:53No, you lie.
02:54Stop it.
02:55I swear to God.
02:56Two days ago.
02:57This is a hundred percent.
02:58You could be busted like this.
02:59I didn't have it in the car or anything.
03:02You don't travel with it.
03:03That's good.
03:04I was at home and one of these things of donuts was purchased.
03:07My kids like the cinnamon sugar and they like the white sugar, but there's always that
03:13middle row of just plain, right?
03:15Yeah, those are horrible.
03:16So I am like, okay, well, I'm not going to eat the kids donuts.
03:20So I take a plain one.
03:22I go get some powdered sugar, sometimes with some cinnamon, sometimes not.
03:26Put it in a little Ziploc, put the donut in, close it up and shake the crap out of it.
03:33And then you have a powdered donut.
03:35And the other day I ate one.
03:37The DIY donut guy.
03:38It was.
03:39And I was covered in it.
03:40I probably looked just like this guy.
03:43I literally just had a powdered donut.
03:46That's incredible.
03:47I never even thought about that.
03:49Yeah, because it does.
03:50It'll stick to it.
03:51It works.
03:52It's amazing.
03:53And it tastes delicious.
03:54It takes a plain donut right to heaven.
03:56That's a little tip from Chuck.
03:57There you go.
03:58But!
03:59But!
04:00They're literally for like, I'm like.
04:03I'd watch that YouTube channel.
04:04Chuck's donut tips.
04:05Today, so you got this whole row of nothing.
04:07There's only really two tips.
04:09The cinnamon and the sugar one.
04:12You can zap your donuts for a few seconds.
04:15I will.
04:16I will.
04:17I would do that every once in a while.
04:19Yeah.
04:20You shake.
04:21When I seal it because I'm like, okay, well, I always end up putting too much sugar in.
04:25And I know I still have like four other plain donuts.
04:27So I'm not going to just like get throw it away.
04:30I'm like, no, this is just sugar.
04:32I'll seal it up and put it on the counter.
04:34And if you just walked in, you'd be like.
04:37No, you'd know it's for donuts.
04:39Chuck's got a bag of cocaine.
04:40You should know.
04:41Chuck, you'd know it's for donuts.
04:42It was also all over the floor.
04:44You know what?
04:45I got it everywhere.
04:46Of course.
04:47You guys seen Chuck's donut sugar bag?
04:49Yeah.
04:50Where's my donut sugar bag?
04:51He's freaking out.
04:52He's got nothing but plain donuts, man.
04:54He needs to make the sugar ones.
04:55I'm telling you, dude.
04:57So this guy, it was actually.
04:58Put a little cinnamon in there too with it.
05:00It was actually cocaine, not sugar for his donuts.
05:03Yeah.
05:04They also found a huge bag of weed and Xanax too.
05:07Okay.
05:08So he had it all.
05:09Yeah.
05:10Yeah.
05:11So Fabrizio.
05:12Those were just to relax from all the cocaine.
05:14It was so stressful to hold your friend's cocaine on your face.
05:18He stressed me out.
05:19I got a deep, a compressed.
05:22Fabrizio was arrested for felony narcotics possession.
05:25Yeah.
05:26It's tough to make your own a powdered donut and then have this like wider mustache that
05:30I've got going.
05:31Yeah.
05:32It's just like.
05:33Oh, what a mess.
05:34It was badly.
05:35Every time I, I've never eaten a powdered donut without, without getting it all over
05:38myself.
05:39I think it's impossible.
05:40I was covered in it.
05:41I realized I ate it before I was going to one of Stella's baseball games.
05:46So I had like my little angels shirt on, like a big fan, dad fan.
05:51And then I was like, I should probably eat some donuts or something before I head off
05:56to this baseball game.
05:57Oh, I know what I'll do and make my little donut bag.
06:00So the thing about a donut bag, the thing about a donut bag, when you pull that donut
06:05out, there's, there's 50 times the amount of sugar that there would be on like an actual
06:11donut.
06:12Like it's just, it's just like, whoa, like look at that.
06:16And so it, I, I, I'm eating it.
06:18I'm like trying to eat it pretty fast.
06:20And then I was like, I should probably take a look at myself and see what kind of a
06:25cocaine.
06:26Dude, I was absolutely covered from my nose all the way down my chest with sugar.
06:33And I was like, Oh man, I gotta, I'm like wiping it off.
06:37I'm like, then I had to wash my face.
06:39I'm like, I look like I'm a maniac right now.
06:42You didn't go drive like that.
06:45I'm going to eat one when I get home today and I'm going to take a picture.
06:50You'll see.
06:51We'll see.
06:52.
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