00:00Just that's your vibe kind of my vibe is that my grandmother told
00:07Yeah, no
00:24I hope this takes you so long
00:30This is a
00:35It's a whole string system preliminary evidence, I have a parrot I
00:43Did competitive jump roping in middle school
00:46and
00:47I play a solitaire almost every day. I
00:51Can see the solitaire? No, no, she does. No
00:56I'm phone. No, she just plays it every day. Ah with cards. Yeah, every time I walk into the dressing room
01:01She's playing on the ground
01:03on the ground
01:04after jump rope
01:07Jane Wickline. Mm-hmm. What kind of jump rope you use, sweetheart? Uh, 360? No. Nylon? No
01:17Can you jump go like this
01:21She's jump roping
01:23Small no before yeah, where's your birdie? Um, a lot of like stuff from a bag
01:33Grapes what's your parrot's name?
01:36Cheeky. No, it's done. She doesn't know story. Sorry if you have a bird and you haven't talked about him or her
01:43You're a psychopath
01:46Could be a family bird. Oh
01:49She's roommates
01:53She
01:57She doesn't have a parrot I'm willing to bet my
02:01Sister's life on it. Oh my goodness who I just met on FaceTime. I'm willing to bet like five bucks
02:08No parrots. No parrot
02:14Both about to lose something enormous the lies that I did competitive jump roping. I do have a family parrot
02:21I said family parrot. Her wrist moved so fast. You were like last
02:30Oh
02:36Preliminary evidence. I
02:40Was a professional dancer for three years before comedy. Oh
02:44My grandma once posted on Facebook that I died
02:48I
02:50Have a fear of tiny holes. Oh
02:54I
02:56Know that your grandma is true. I just that's your vibe kind of my vibe. Is that my grandmother?
03:06Yeah, what did she say I was in
03:09Every 15 minutes your school would like pick a bunch of people who like died in a car accident
03:15So my grandma got way too into it I had posted on Facebook that I had died at a car accident
03:21What kind of dance? Yeah, what kind of dance ballroom?
03:24ball
03:26No, yeah with my brother. I mean brother
03:31Don't know about you girl describe it. Yeah describe it of it. We would wear little suits
03:38No
03:39And the third one is about the fear of holes
03:41Do you not like is it a fear or is it like you just don't like I just see them and then I think that
03:47There's a living organism inside
03:49Right. So when you see the big pores on my face, is that how you feel? That's why I can't talk to you for long, right?
04:01100% it is
04:03little suits
04:06It's always the most normal one right we think the lie is
04:10ballroom dancing
04:16You guys were right I didn't dance with my brother, right
04:21And your grandmother
04:23fully told
04:24Everybody that I died and my mom was getting phone calls like I'm so sorry. She's like for what she's fine. She's fine
04:41Preliminary evidence right now in the bag that I brought here two truths and a lie a jar of mayo
04:50My keys a
04:53Dead scorpion. Oh
04:58Where'd you get scorpion it is like inside of a little keychain, it's all like dried up in resin. Okay, that's locked
05:04It's on the keys. Oh wait. No, it's not on the keys. Sorry. It's on a keychain
05:10Hang on. Why do you have mayo in there? First you said it was on the keychain. Then you said it's something's not on the keys
05:15Chain, it's on the keys. That's on the keys. It's called it's a keychain, but it has multiple keys
05:20What kind of mayo is it? It's a Hellman's jar of mayo and it's a small jar. It's a jar
05:25What do you put it on it? I got a bag that is like has like a little holder for mayo. Oh
05:32I think there's a holder for mayo
05:35There is a holder for mayo. Why is there a mayo in it?
05:39Because they just this bag was made for this bag was made for man
05:44I think the brand is Chipova Luena and they did a collaboration with Hellman's mayo
05:50This is the easiest one and the bag comes with a mayo jar and a spoon. I just kept that simply can't
05:59Why do I feel like Sarah doesn't have keys to anything
06:02The
06:04Scorpions not there. It's mayo and keys. Do you think it's mayo and keys? That's what I'm gonna say
06:12We think the lie is scorpion
06:19The lie is my keys are not in my bag
06:22I knew it. Yeah, the scorpion keychain has a little knife and other stuff. I took my keys off of the keychain
06:28No, it is
06:31Obvious one. That's the lie. They're in your jacket my jacket. They're on your person. No the jacket got left at home and my boyfriend
06:39That's right. Ladies. My boyfriend is gonna have to let me in later. Oh
06:44And that the mayo jar is real. I'll show you guys
06:49You give me mayo vibes I
06:52Like lying Oh
06:54Lying is more sometimes truthful than the truth. What can you explain how no, but I was lying when I said that
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