00:00Oh, the American guy's name, guy cleans, his name is Sosa.
00:03He's my boy. Try screaming Sosa. He's my dog.
00:07Sosa!
00:09Help!
00:11Hi, I'm Sarah Sherman, and this is Phoning It In with Elle.
00:16I don't think anyone's going to pick up.
00:18I think everyone's asleep. It's like so early for a comedian.
00:22Okay.
00:23I'm going to tell Chloe Fineman I got fired for having a nip slip on television.
00:29Hello?
00:30Hi.
00:31Hi.
00:32Where are you?
00:34I'm getting hair extensions.
00:36Right.
00:36Can I ask you something weird?
00:38Yeah.
00:40Did you notice anything weird in the Bob Sketch with my costume?
00:46You know how I was wearing like a bra?
00:48Yeah, you looked incredible.
00:49No, literally.
00:50I told you, the body is tea.
00:52There is coffee.
00:52What's hiding under the clown clothes is actually a body audio.
00:56When we were doing the head shake in the Bob Sketch,
00:59like my nipple popped out of the bra.
01:03Go.
01:04Yes, it did.
01:05And they had to literally go back and edit it.
01:08Who wanted to go?
01:09So that my, yes, because my areola is so big.
01:12No.
01:13Yes.
01:14How would it pop out?
01:15You were in like a giant bra.
01:17Because.
01:18You're that big?
01:19Yes.
01:20They're the size of like basically dinner plates.
01:23Wait, how?
01:24When you did the head shake?
01:25When I did the head shake, I shook.
01:27And then when I was voguing, Doyle called me to be like,
01:31hey, it's fine.
01:32We took care of it.
01:33But your nipple was on live television.
01:35Yes.
01:35No.
01:37Yes.
01:37Oh my God.
01:39I know.
01:39Well, I feel like that's kind of cool.
01:42Yeah, it's kind of on brand.
01:45Right?
01:45And maybe my body is tea.
01:48It is shocking.
01:49I know.
01:50And Chloe, I have to tell you, you've been pranked, girl.
01:53No.
01:55Yes.
01:56No.
01:57But thank you for saying my body is tea.
01:59Oh my God.
02:00It's believable that like a little bit of nip can slip.
02:04Right.
02:04But there's no way you have dinner plate.
02:07I actually have tiny nipples that are the color of my skin,
02:10so you wouldn't even know.
02:11I had follow-up questions, but this made my day.
02:15And I hope it does pop out.
02:17You should, the world would love that.
02:18Oh my God.
02:20Love you.
02:20Bye.
02:21Bye.
02:22Okay.
02:23I'm going to call David Spade and tell him
02:25I'm outside his house right now.
02:27With barely anything on.
02:31Hello.
02:32Hey, are you home?
02:34No.
02:35Well, I'm outside your house.
02:37No, you're not.
02:38Yes, I am.
02:41All right.
02:41You want me to go open the door?
02:42I got fired from SNL, and I got a job as a garbage woman.
02:48And I'm outside, and I'm here to collect your trash.
02:52You know what?
02:53I always thought you'd be good at that.
02:56By the way, what's the story with my trash?
02:57Are you going through it, or you just,
02:58you don't get involved.
02:59You just put it in the truck.
03:00Hold on.
03:02I'm going through.
03:03Oh, right.
03:04Oh, right.
03:04I forgot.
03:05I forgot that your garbage is already outside next to your Porsche.
03:10Hold on.
03:10Let me rifle through your trash.
03:15Whoa.
03:16Why are you throwing out this Rolex, babe?
03:18Don't you need it?
03:20I threw it out.
03:21Well, I had to, and I was like, come on.
03:23Whoa.
03:24Oh, no.
03:24I dropped something from your trash, and it rolled underneath the porch.
03:27Let me get it.
03:28Hold on.
03:29Okay.
03:29Sorry.
03:30Rolled underneath the Porsche.
03:31Sorry.
03:31Let me get it.
03:32Hold on.
03:32I heard you.
03:33More noise.
03:35Go ahead.
03:35Damn.
03:36All right.
03:37Come outside.
03:38I'm outside.
03:39Do you see me waving?
03:40Oh, my God.
03:40I do not look great, but I'll come out and see you.
03:44Oh, okay.
03:45I see this.
03:47I see it.
03:48Do you look like you lost it?
03:49Oh, that's a hairless cat.
03:50Okay.
03:50Let me keep looking.
03:52I'm waiting.
03:53So keep going.
03:53Go across the street.
03:55You see the house across the street from you?
03:58Yeah.
03:58Open the door.
04:00I'm inside.
04:01It's locked in?
04:02Yeah.
04:03Hang on.
04:04Let me step around myself.
04:05Solid gold, Rolls Royce.
04:07Okay, David Spade, you have been pranked.
04:11Why?
04:11Is this a joke?
04:12Yeah, it's a joke.
04:14Well, I'll take the curlers out of my hair now.
04:17Guess you're not coming.
04:19I don't know.
04:19I got to take this.
04:20Bye, guys.
04:22He's like a teenage girl.
04:23He just wants to talk on the phone all day.
04:26Okay, what's next?
04:28I'm going to call Marcelo Hernandez and tell him I'm locked in Lorne Michaels' office.
04:33And he hasn't responded to my eight texts that I sent him last night.
04:37So here's hoping.
04:41Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
04:44This is literally an emergency.
04:46Call me back.
04:47Bye.
04:47Oh, Marcelo.
04:51Yo.
04:52What?
04:53Are you near 30 Rock right now?
04:55Um, no, but I'm heading kind of that way.
04:58What are you doing?
05:01I have a voiceover session.
05:03Okay, brag.
05:05Um, so basically I'm locked in Lorne's bathroom right now.
05:10So can you just like come here and let me off?
05:15That's fine.
05:16You are not locked in Lorne's bathroom right now.
05:20I left something in my office, so I went to 30 Rock.
05:26No one was here because we're off.
05:28So I was like, well, I got to take a shit.
05:31I got to poop, Bruin.
05:32Let me just do it in, let me do it in the King's Laugh.
05:35And now I'm locked in here.
05:43And the toilet won't flush.
05:46Ew.
05:47By the way, the toilet's gold.
05:49Straight up.
05:50I've never been in there, actually.
05:53Well, I broke it.
05:54What can I say?
05:55Oh, the Dominican guy's name that cleans, his name is Sosa.
05:58He's my boy.
05:59Try screaming Sosa.
06:01He's my dog.
06:02Sosa!
06:05Sosa!
06:07Sosa!
06:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:10Sosa!
06:12That's good.
06:13That's good.
06:14He's good.
06:14He'll probably find you.
06:16Sosa's the shit.
06:17Are you serious?
06:18You're not locked in there.
06:19I am.
06:20It stinks badly.
06:24I'm starting to think you're actually locked in.
06:27I am.
06:29Sosa!
06:31Help!
06:32No one can hear me.
06:36You're joking, right?
06:38Yeah, this is a prank.
06:40This is a prank.
06:41Really?
06:41Yeah, you.
06:43You're really screaming for it.
06:45I know.
06:46I know.
06:47And you have to respond to my texts.
06:49I texted you like eight times yesterday.
06:52This is your problem though.
06:53Something that you have to change about yourself is you tried to do a prank call.
06:58I didn't pick up the phone.
06:59And then you left me a voicemail saying this is legitimately an emergency.
07:04That is something that you have to change about who you are, okay?
07:09Were you scared?
07:10Oh, you care about me.
07:12I thought you had some hot gossip.
07:14Fuck!
07:15I-O.
07:16He did think the emergency was just gossip.
07:20And he called back like fucking that, dude.
07:24Were you surprised at how many people picked up?
07:25No, I spent like 50% of my life on the phone.
07:29Walking around on the phone talking loud shit.
07:33So, yeah.
07:35Thank you so much for watching.
07:37Please watch my special on HBO, Sarah Squirm Live and In the Flesh.
07:43Girl.
07:43Hi, I'm only talking about to get on the train, sweetie.
07:46Listen, are you near 30 Rock right now?
07:49Girl, I am not.
07:50Is everything okay?
07:51I'm locked in Lauren's office.
07:54What?
07:54I used his bathroom.
07:56And I left it.
07:57Are you kidding me?
07:59I was-
07:59I have to go, oh no.
08:01Oh, no, that's fine.
08:02Leave me trapped in here.
08:03Why don't you?
08:03Are you kidding me?
08:05Oh, you're on L.
08:05Or are you-
08:06You're on L, you stupid idiot.
08:09No, you're a whore.
08:11Why am I always a victim?
08:13I can't.
08:14Because you're a fool, girl.
08:17Oh, she's on the train.
08:25I can't.
08:27I can't.
08:28I'm on you.
08:29I can't.
08:30I'm on you.
08:33Oh, je.
08:34I'm on L, you hurt you.
08:35I'mon D.
08:37I can't.
08:37How do you do that?
08:39Oh, yeah.
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