Sarah Sherman Prank Calls Marcello Hernández, David Spade, & Chloe Fineman | Phoning It In | ELLE - video Dailymotion

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Sarah Sherman spends half her life on the phone, so she really shouldn’t be surprised when her friends pick up in this episode of “Phoning It In.” The ‘Saturday Night Live’ and ‘Sarah Squirm: Live + In the Flesh’ star puts her improv skills to work as she convinces Chloe Fineman she was let go over a live TV nip slip, tells David Spade she’s outside his house, and sends Marcello Hernández into panic mode claiming she’s locked in Lorne Michaels’ bathroom, a bit she also tries on Bowen Yang, who’s endured this routine too many times to be fooled again.  Watch ‘SNL’ on NBC or stream on Peacock. Watch ‘Sarah Squirm: Live + In the Flesh’ Friday, December 12th on HBO or stream on HBO Max.  #SarahSherman #SaturdayNightLive #SNL #ChloeFineman #DavidSpace #MarcelloHernandez #BowenYang #PhoningItIn #ELLE

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00:00Oh, the American guy's name, guy cleans, his name is Sosa.

00:03He's my boy. Try screaming Sosa. He's my dog.

00:07Sosa!

00:09Help!

00:11Hi, I'm Sarah Sherman, and this is Phoning It In with Elle.

00:16I don't think anyone's going to pick up.

00:18I think everyone's asleep. It's like so early for a comedian.

00:22Okay.

00:23I'm going to tell Chloe Fineman I got fired for having a nip slip on television.

00:29Hello?

00:30Hi.

00:31Hi.

00:32Where are you?

00:34I'm getting hair extensions.

00:36Right.

00:36Can I ask you something weird?

00:38Yeah.

00:40Did you notice anything weird in the Bob Sketch with my costume?

00:46You know how I was wearing like a bra?

00:48Yeah, you looked incredible.

00:49No, literally.

00:50I told you, the body is tea.

00:52There is coffee.

00:52What's hiding under the clown clothes is actually a body audio.

00:56When we were doing the head shake in the Bob Sketch,

00:59like my nipple popped out of the bra.

01:03Go.

01:04Yes, it did.

01:05And they had to literally go back and edit it.

01:08Who wanted to go?

01:09So that my, yes, because my areola is so big.

01:12No.

01:13Yes.

01:14How would it pop out?

01:15You were in like a giant bra.

01:17Because.

01:18You're that big?

01:19Yes.

01:20They're the size of like basically dinner plates.

01:23Wait, how?

01:24When you did the head shake?

01:25When I did the head shake, I shook.

01:27And then when I was voguing, Doyle called me to be like,

01:31hey, it's fine.

01:32We took care of it.

01:33But your nipple was on live television.

01:35Yes.

01:35No.

01:37Yes.

01:37Oh my God.

01:39I know.

01:39Well, I feel like that's kind of cool.

01:42Yeah, it's kind of on brand.

01:45Right?

01:45And maybe my body is tea.

01:48It is shocking.

01:49I know.

01:50And Chloe, I have to tell you, you've been pranked, girl.

01:53No.

01:55Yes.

01:56No.

01:57But thank you for saying my body is tea.

01:59Oh my God.

02:00It's believable that like a little bit of nip can slip.

02:04Right.

02:04But there's no way you have dinner plate.

02:07I actually have tiny nipples that are the color of my skin,

02:10so you wouldn't even know.

02:11I had follow-up questions, but this made my day.

02:15And I hope it does pop out.

02:17You should, the world would love that.

02:18Oh my God.

02:20Love you.

02:20Bye.

02:21Bye.

02:22Okay.

02:23I'm going to call David Spade and tell him

02:25I'm outside his house right now.

02:27With barely anything on.

02:31Hello.

02:32Hey, are you home?

02:34No.

02:35Well, I'm outside your house.

02:37No, you're not.

02:38Yes, I am.

02:41All right.

02:41You want me to go open the door?

02:42I got fired from SNL, and I got a job as a garbage woman.

02:48And I'm outside, and I'm here to collect your trash.

02:52You know what?

02:53I always thought you'd be good at that.

02:56By the way, what's the story with my trash?

02:57Are you going through it, or you just,

02:58you don't get involved.

02:59You just put it in the truck.

03:00Hold on.

03:02I'm going through.

03:03Oh, right.

03:04Oh, right.

03:04I forgot.

03:05I forgot that your garbage is already outside next to your Porsche.

03:10Hold on.

03:10Let me rifle through your trash.

03:15Whoa.

03:16Why are you throwing out this Rolex, babe?

03:18Don't you need it?

03:20I threw it out.

03:21Well, I had to, and I was like, come on.

03:23Whoa.

03:24Oh, no.

03:24I dropped something from your trash, and it rolled underneath the porch.

03:27Let me get it.

03:28Hold on.

03:29Okay.

03:29Sorry.

03:30Rolled underneath the Porsche.

03:31Sorry.

03:31Let me get it.

03:32Hold on.

03:32I heard you.

03:33More noise.

03:35Go ahead.

03:35Damn.

03:36All right.

03:37Come outside.

03:38I'm outside.

03:39Do you see me waving?

03:40Oh, my God.

03:40I do not look great, but I'll come out and see you.

03:44Oh, okay.

03:45I see this.

03:47I see it.

03:48Do you look like you lost it?

03:49Oh, that's a hairless cat.

03:50Okay.

03:50Let me keep looking.

03:52I'm waiting.

03:53So keep going.

03:53Go across the street.

03:55You see the house across the street from you?

03:58Yeah.

03:58Open the door.

04:00I'm inside.

04:01It's locked in?

04:02Yeah.

04:03Hang on.

04:04Let me step around myself.

04:05Solid gold, Rolls Royce.

04:07Okay, David Spade, you have been pranked.

04:11Why?

04:11Is this a joke?

04:12Yeah, it's a joke.

04:14Well, I'll take the curlers out of my hair now.

04:17Guess you're not coming.

04:19I don't know.

04:19I got to take this.

04:20Bye, guys.

04:22He's like a teenage girl.

04:23He just wants to talk on the phone all day.

04:26Okay, what's next?

04:28I'm going to call Marcelo Hernandez and tell him I'm locked in Lorne Michaels' office.

04:33And he hasn't responded to my eight texts that I sent him last night.

04:37So here's hoping.

04:41Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.

04:44This is literally an emergency.

04:46Call me back.

04:47Bye.

04:47Oh, Marcelo.

04:51Yo.

04:52What?

04:53Are you near 30 Rock right now?

04:55Um, no, but I'm heading kind of that way.

04:58What are you doing?

05:01I have a voiceover session.

05:03Okay, brag.

05:05Um, so basically I'm locked in Lorne's bathroom right now.

05:10So can you just like come here and let me off?

05:15That's fine.

05:16You are not locked in Lorne's bathroom right now.

05:20I left something in my office, so I went to 30 Rock.

05:26No one was here because we're off.

05:28So I was like, well, I got to take a shit.

05:31I got to poop, Bruin.

05:32Let me just do it in, let me do it in the King's Laugh.

05:35And now I'm locked in here.

05:43And the toilet won't flush.

05:46Ew.

05:47By the way, the toilet's gold.

05:49Straight up.

05:50I've never been in there, actually.

05:53Well, I broke it.

05:54What can I say?

05:55Oh, the Dominican guy's name that cleans, his name is Sosa.

05:58He's my boy.

05:59Try screaming Sosa.

06:01He's my dog.

06:02Sosa!

06:05Sosa!

06:07Sosa!

06:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:10Sosa!

06:12That's good.

06:13That's good.

06:14He's good.

06:14He'll probably find you.

06:16Sosa's the shit.

06:17Are you serious?

06:18You're not locked in there.

06:19I am.

06:20It stinks badly.

06:24I'm starting to think you're actually locked in.

06:27I am.

06:29Sosa!

06:31Help!

06:32No one can hear me.

06:36You're joking, right?

06:38Yeah, this is a prank.

06:40This is a prank.

06:41Really?

06:41Yeah, you.

06:43You're really screaming for it.

06:45I know.

06:46I know.

06:47And you have to respond to my texts.

06:49I texted you like eight times yesterday.

06:52This is your problem though.

06:53Something that you have to change about yourself is you tried to do a prank call.

06:58I didn't pick up the phone.

06:59And then you left me a voicemail saying this is legitimately an emergency.

07:04That is something that you have to change about who you are, okay?

07:09Were you scared?

07:10Oh, you care about me.

07:12I thought you had some hot gossip.

07:14Fuck!

07:15I-O.

07:16He did think the emergency was just gossip.

07:20And he called back like fucking that, dude.

07:24Were you surprised at how many people picked up?

07:25No, I spent like 50% of my life on the phone.

07:29Walking around on the phone talking loud shit.

07:33So, yeah.

07:35Thank you so much for watching.

07:37Please watch my special on HBO, Sarah Squirm Live and In the Flesh.

07:43Girl.

07:43Hi, I'm only talking about to get on the train, sweetie.

07:46Listen, are you near 30 Rock right now?

07:49Girl, I am not.

07:50Is everything okay?

07:51I'm locked in Lauren's office.

07:54What?

07:54I used his bathroom.

07:56And I left it.

07:57Are you kidding me?

07:59I was-

07:59I have to go, oh no.

08:01Oh, no, that's fine.

08:02Leave me trapped in here.

08:03Why don't you?

08:03Are you kidding me?

08:05Oh, you're on L.

08:05Or are you-

08:06You're on L, you stupid idiot.

08:09No, you're a whore.

08:11Why am I always a victim?

08:13I can't.

08:14Because you're a fool, girl.

08:17Oh, she's on the train.

08:25I can't.

08:27I can't.

08:28I'm on you.

08:29I can't.

08:30I'm on you.

08:33Oh, je.

08:34I'm on L, you hurt you.

08:35I'mon D.

08:37I can't.

08:37How do you do that?

08:39Oh, yeah.

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