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Sarah Paulson, Naomi Watts, and Niecy Nash might play lawyers in ‘All’s Fair,’ but in this episode of “Where Is The Lie?”, it’s all about cross-examining each other. From Niecy claiming she’s worked with every King of Comedy, to Sarah’s suspiciously vague phobia, to Naomi insisting she and Kim Kardashian both sell things for your lady bits, suddenly not everything feels so fair after all.

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00:00What is trachophobia?
00:02A phobia of what?
00:06Who have you slept with?
00:08What did you eat out of the drag?
00:10It was like serious interrogation.
00:22Oh.
00:24Preliminary evidence.
00:26I am related to both Danielle Brooks and Sterling K. Brown.
00:31Correct. Truth. I know it's the truth.
00:33I have worked with every king of comedy.
00:37Bernie Mac, Cedric the Entertainer, Dio Hughley, and Steve Harvey.
00:45I have broken my ankle twice.
00:49How did you break your ankle the first time?
00:52I...
00:53Don't know because you didn't do it.
00:54You're already a liar.
00:55You're lying your pants off.
00:57Lie a liar, pants on fire.
01:00Okay, there's the lie.
01:01So we know there's a lie.
01:02When I was in New Orleans...
01:04No, you would have not.
01:06What happened? How did you do it?
01:07Was it painful?
01:08Oh, it was...
01:09Well, I was having a good time.
01:11But it was very painful.
01:12Lies, liar.
01:13It's okay.
01:14Oh, so you were on the...
01:16No, I was doing something else.
01:18Oh!
01:19You fell out of bed?
01:20You fell out of bed?
01:22Okay.
01:23Geez, I feel like I'm in a hot seat now.
01:25Yeah, as well you should.
01:26Woo!
01:27Loosen the tie.
01:28I didn't think she was lying.
01:31What do y'all want to know?
01:32I want to know.
01:33You're supposed to grill me like a...
01:34Who have you slept with?
01:35I'm just kidding.
01:37That's not on here!
01:38Yes, it is.
01:39That is not on here!
01:40I bet there is someone on there.
01:42I bet there's someone on there from the King of Comedy that had a little...
01:45Okay, can we move on?
01:47I don't need to interrogate.
01:48I know the frickin' answer.
01:49She's got the facts.
01:54Listen, she's a great actress, but that was not good.
01:57Ankles.
01:58If we're wrong, then I'm gonna be really shocked.
01:59So what are you saying?
02:00You have not broken your ankle twice.
02:03That's a lie.
02:04You may have broken it once.
02:05But not twice.
02:06You are both wrong.
02:15Are we really?
02:16Yes!
02:17Yes, I broke my ankle twice.
02:19Once when I was in junior high and once in New Orleans in 2019.
02:24But then you are not with the kings of comedy.
02:26You're definitely related to Sterling.
02:27I am related to both Danielle Brooks and Sterling K. Brown.
02:31I have worked with every king of comedy except for Sterling.
02:35Oh.
02:36She's a good liar.
02:37She's a good liar.
02:38She's a good liar.
02:39She's a good liar.
02:40Oh.
02:41Preliminary evidence.
02:42I have a phobia called tripophobia.
02:44I was born in Tampa.
02:45I was the lead vocalist in my college a cappella group.
02:51What is trachophobia?
02:52What is that?
02:53What does that even mean?
02:54A phobia of what?
02:55That's...
02:56Okay, now she's doing what you did.
02:57No, come on, come on, go.
02:58What is it?
02:59Tripophobia.
03:00Afraid of fish?
03:01It is a fear of objects that have too many holes.
03:02Too many holes.
03:03Okay.
03:04Or things that are holy.
03:05So that's interesting.
03:06And the second one was that you were born in Tampa or raised in Tampa?
03:08Born in Tampa.
03:09What's the...
03:10Town.
03:11The mascot or the flower?
03:12What's from Tampa?
03:13What are you famous?
03:14What is Tampa famous for?
03:15She was not born in Tampa.
03:16I don't know.
03:17I don't know.
03:18What is it?
03:19What is it?
03:20Trypophobia.
03:21Afraid of fish?
03:22It is a fear of objects that have too many holes.
03:24Too many holes.
03:25Okay.
03:26Or things that are holy.
03:27So that's interesting.
03:28And the second one was that you were born in Tampa or raised in Tampa?
03:30Born in Tampa.
03:31What's the...
03:32Town.
03:33The mascot or the flower?
03:34What's from Tampa?
03:35I just...
03:36What are you famous?
03:37What is Tampa famous for?
03:38Born in Tampa.
03:39I don't know what Tampa was famous for.
03:40I only know about Hillsborough County.
03:42How long did you live there?
03:44Until I was five.
03:45You said that you were in what choir?
03:47That I was the lead vocalist in my acapella group in college.
03:50Where'd you go to college?
03:51Yeah, exactly.
03:52Mary Baldwin in Virginia.
03:53How many people were in the choir?
03:55Twelve.
03:56Someone's played a PI before.
03:57This is like serious interrogation.
03:59Do you ever lead a song?
04:01I had a solo.
04:02Oh, yes.
04:08I feel like the phobia is the obvious lie.
04:11But, you know, based on how things went with you.
04:14She got holes all through this shirt.
04:15She would be sitting over there having a pic.
04:17Yes, yes, exactly.
04:18That mama would be over there having a pic.
04:19She lied on top of lies.
04:21You do not have a phobia of holes.
04:24Phobia of triperopolis.
04:26Phobia of triperopolis.
04:27Or whatever.
04:28Final answer!
04:33The lie is that I was the lead vocalist in my college acapella group,
04:37because I am the world's worst singer,
04:39although I do actually have a song on iTunes.
04:41I tried to pretend like I couldn't pronounce it to throw you off.
04:44Like, I can't look at a natural sponge, a coral reef,
04:46or anything that has too many, like a rock that has got a lot of holes.
04:49Give me the heaves.
04:50You might want to change that outfit.
04:56Oh!
05:01Really good.
05:02Excellent.
05:03Preliminary evidence.
05:05I've never seen Mulholland Drive all the way through.
05:11I've eaten food out of the trash.
05:17Kim Kardashian and I both have things for your lady bits.
05:22Okay, so we know the last one is true.
05:24That is very true.
05:25That is very true.
05:26So the other ones are lies.
05:27No, it's two truths.
05:28So it's only one lie.
05:29I think she's eaten something out of the trash for sure.
05:33How dare you!
05:34I'm a lady!
05:35I'm a lady!
05:36I'm a lady!
05:37I believe that.
05:38I believe she has eaten something out of the trash.
05:41I believe that.
05:42Because what was the first one?
05:43That she's never seen Mulholland Drive all the way through,
05:45which I also kind of buy.
05:46I kind of believe that too.
05:48How much of it have you seen?
05:49I've seen a good amount.
05:52She could have been like one of those people like,
05:54I just don't want to watch myself.
05:55I think she's become a person who doesn't want to watch herself.
05:58You know this about me.
05:59Yes, I do.
06:00You do know it.
06:01So she could have always been that person.
06:02You definitely ate some shit out of the trash.
06:05What did you eat out of the trash?
06:06What do you think?
06:07She ate like sweet stuff.
06:09She tried to throw it out because she didn't want to,
06:11you know, gain weight or something.
06:12And then she regretted it.
06:13Wait a second.
06:14Are you calling?
06:15I'm not calling you anything.
06:16I'm saying that why else would you throw something good in the trash?
06:20Maybe she hasn't seen Mulholland Drive all the way through.
06:26What do you think?
06:27I don't know.
06:28I'm sweating and I really want to win.
06:29And I'm annoyed about this because I think both things are very possible.
06:32That you ate some shit out of the trash and you've never seen the movie all the way through.
06:36Let's go with the first one.
06:37She's never seen Mulholland Drive all the way through.
06:39The lie.
06:40Is that she hasn't seen Mulholland Drive all the way through.
06:47Of course I've seen Mulholland Drive all the way through.
06:51What did you eat out of the trash?
06:53Corn.
06:55Thank you so much for watching and be sure to watch All's Fair streaming now.
07:10I'll see you next time.
07:11I'll see you next time.
07:12Bye.
07:13Bye.
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