00:00What was the strip club she worked at called?
00:01Legs.
00:02You're a liar.
00:06I said some very judgmental shit.
00:09No.
00:23Preliminary evidence.
00:28Okay.
00:29I own a pair of Timothee Chalamet sweatpants.
00:34I just started regularly brushing my teeth.
00:39Someone in my family is named Moonwater.
00:42What does Timothee Chalamet sweatpants mean?
00:46Like a pair that are his or does he have a clothing line?
00:49His personal sweatpants.
00:52Okay, I was like, I didn't know Timothee Chalamet loungewear.
00:56Chalamet lounge.
00:57So they're his personal sweatpants.
01:00Okay.
01:00This might be scandalous.
01:02Were the sweatpants given or left behind?
01:06It was a little bit of both.
01:11Just started brushing your teeth.
01:12Are we talking sometime in the last several weeks?
01:15In the last six months, like, you know, like morning and night.
01:20Before then, was it just once a day?
01:24It was like every other day.
01:26Okay.
01:27Okay.
01:28Flossing is just as important if not more.
01:30It is, guys.
01:31If you're wondering why your breath stinks,
01:33it's because you're not flossing and you're not brushing your tongue.
01:36Gots to do both every day.
01:37So.
01:38Yep.
01:38Anyway.
01:39Please resume the interrogation.
01:41What's the relation to Moonwater?
01:43My sister's mom is named Luna.
01:47And Luna raised my sister in a commune in Mendocino.
01:51I believe this.
01:52I know because there's so much family tree going on.
01:59Okay.
02:00Well, there was a lot of back and forth, right?
02:01About Moonwater.
02:02Moonwater's got a whole backstory.
02:04Moonwater exists.
02:05Moonwater exists.
02:06We know that.
02:06Moonwater exists.
02:07The Timothy Chalamet sweatpants of it all.
02:12It's just that I believe that more than I just started regularly brushing my teeth.
02:17I'm going to go ahead and say the lie is that you just started regularly brushing your teeth
02:23because that would be disgusting.
02:25You would have clocked it.
02:26I would have clocked it.
02:27I don't do scents.
02:29We're going to go with teeth.
02:30Yeah.
02:30We're going teeth is the lie.
02:31Brushing your teeth regularly.
02:37The lie is Moonwater.
02:39No.
02:41Really?
02:43How are you getting away with the teeth stuff?
02:46We get home so late.
02:47Oh, you would just go to bed.
02:49I just pass out and then-
02:50Do you floss?
02:52Not as much.
02:54I hear about everything.
02:56I'm going to lean into floss.
02:57So you're just brushing your teeth and what?
02:59Maybe once a day?
03:00Definitely in the morning.
03:01Okay.
03:02But sometimes at night, like not at all.
03:04I would just like scrape them with my nails.
03:06Oh, wow.
03:09Okay.
03:10Do you go to the dentist?
03:11Yeah, and I'm fine.
03:12That's what's weird.
03:13Now it's like-
03:13I said some very judgmental shit about people who don't brush their teeth regularly.
03:18Well, now I do.
03:20I'm talking about the old you.
03:22Yeah.
03:22Timothy, when he first hosted, Tom was like, wear these sweatpants.
03:28That's our costume.
03:28Our costume.
03:29Tom Broker, genius.
03:30And they're these like Snoopy, Marc Jacobs sweatpants.
03:33And they're really comfortable.
03:34So I just went home in them and I didn't think they were his.
03:37And now my boyfriend wears them all the time to bed.
03:39It's like traveling pants.
03:40Yeah.
03:41Sisterhood of the traveling chalmers.
03:43Yeah.
03:57Preliminary evidence.
04:00Someone tried to rob me at gunpoint.
04:05I took a cold shower every day for six months.
04:08I lit my front yard on fire when I was a kid.
04:14What prompted you to start doing the cold showers?
04:17I just wanted to do something that made me uncomfortable.
04:20And I'd read this David Goggins book about how important it was to make yourself uncomfortable
04:26and be out of your comfort zone.
04:27What year were you doing the cold showers?
04:30Like 2012.
04:34How did you light your fire?
04:36How did you light your front yard on fire?
04:38I was playing with matches at too young of an age.
04:43The wind started blowing and I was scared I was going to get caught on fire.
04:47My clothes would.
04:48So I dropped the match.
04:50Who put it out?
04:54I think ultimately the fire department.
04:56Did they give you like a stuffed animal or anything?
04:58I didn't stay at the scene.
05:00I went inside the house.
05:02I fled into the house.
05:06What were you wearing when you were held at gunpoint?
05:09I can't remember exactly what I was wearing but whatever like club sort of gear.
05:14So you were with friends?
05:16Yeah.
05:18Why are you smiling?
05:22I think the matches are the lie.
05:25The whole fire.
05:26Yeah and the fact that you just would run inside.
05:29Yeah and I feel like you'd be burned in your brain like who put it out.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Yeah the fire.
05:35The fire.
05:40The lie is that I took a cold shower every day for six months.
05:44Oh my god.
05:45That was a great question when you asked what year.
05:47I thought you were gonna get me.
05:48Well because I was like was David Goggins even like putting stuff out in 2012?
05:54Was it like the whole lawn or just like a little part?
05:56We lived like in a townhouse so the lawn was like it was a smaller lawn.
06:01I went inside to go get a little teacup of water because I was like that's gonna put it out.
06:07And my siblings were like what I'm the youngest and they're like what are you doing?
06:12And I was like oh I'm just thirsty.
06:28Preliminary evidence.
06:31My dad worked at a strip club.
06:35My mom worked at a strip club.
06:38My mom dated the guy who wrote Speed.
06:43In what capacity did your dad work at the strip club?
06:46He managed and cooked.
06:49It's the seriousness.
06:50This is true.
06:52But then your mom worked at the strip club and what capacity?
06:55I was told cocktail waitress.
06:57You were told.
06:58Okay.
06:59What was the name of the strip club?
07:01The Playhouse.
07:02Were they at the same strip club your mom and your dad?
07:05No.
07:06Okay what was the strip club she worked at called?
07:07Legs.
07:08You're a liar.
07:11Pardon my ignorance who wrote Speed?
07:13Peter Iliff.
07:17Do you know who that is Chloe?
07:18I feel like you'd be more equipped and do you know?
07:20I actually don't.
07:21Have you seen Speed?
07:22No.
07:22I mean Speed's one of my favorite action movies.
07:25So she worked at another cocktail place called The Coif, more of a bar.
07:31And he was a patron there in town researching Twister.
07:37And they got to talking and like he was like in and out of town.
07:43Okay.
07:44I think I know what the lie is.
07:49I believe the dad thing.
07:51The name of that strip club, which I've already forgotten,
07:53The Playground.
07:54The Playground.
07:54The Playground, Legs and the Coif.
07:58The Playhouse.
07:59The Playhouse.
08:00Legs and the Coif.
08:01I don't believe Legs.
08:03I don't believe Legs.
08:04The confidence with which she said Legs was actually unbelievable.
08:07And I don't believe that that's the name of a strip club.
08:10Legs.
08:11Are you going to Legs?
08:12No, I don't think so.
08:13I'm not going to Legs.
08:15And then the Speed stuff, honestly, unfortunately, I'm not informed enough of a citizen to comment
08:22on any of the details of Speed.
08:24So we think the lie is your mom worked at a strip club.
08:33The lie is my mom dated the guy who wrote Speed.
08:38But he did write Point Break.
08:41But my mom did work at Legs.
08:44Legs?
08:45Legs.
08:45And I remember one time she was saying to someone in the car,
08:50well, I got to drop Heidi off, and then I got to get to Legs.
08:53And even at six and a half years old, I was like, wait, what's Legs?
08:57And she was like, oh, the Coif.
09:00Legs is the Coif.
09:02Wow.
09:06I don't know these women at all.
09:08These women are liars.
09:10Your lives are movies.
09:12That's the movie and you're a little psycho lighting your lawn on fire.
09:17Thanks for watching, Elle, and be sure to tune in to the SNL 50th anniversary.
09:21And live from New York.
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