00:00I fly like a bird, get high like a...
00:03Stop singing.
00:05Did anybody find you?
00:06No, I was 16.
00:07What?!
00:14There she is.
00:15You will be handed an envelope with three statements.
00:18Your co-stars will have 60 seconds to interrogate you
00:21and decide which statement is a lie.
00:30Sorry.
00:31Seriously.
00:34Preliminary evidence.
00:36I accidentally walked into a threesome in Paris hotel room
00:40that wasn't mine.
00:43I once danced with the President and First Lady Obama
00:46until 3.30 in the morning.
00:50I mistakenly sexted my business partner instead of my girlfriend.
00:56Let's hope it's number three.
00:57The interrogation starts now.
01:00You have 60 seconds.
01:01Okay, you go first.
01:03Which business partner was it?
01:05Financial partner.
01:06Was it a sexual picture?
01:07Yes.
01:08Oh.
01:09Like, everything?
01:11No.
01:13Did you get one back?
01:14Definitely not.
01:15What was the response back?
01:17I'm sorry?
01:18I'm sorry.
01:19It was a mistake.
01:21Which hotel was the threesome?
01:23Paris. It was in the Ritz.
01:25Lie.
01:26The Ritz?
01:27Close your eyes.
01:28Not a lie.
01:29The Ritz.
01:30No, I used to.
01:31No, I think you used to stay at Le Maurice.
01:32No, I used to.
01:33This was sort of my old life.
01:36My recent life when I wasn't paying for the hotel room.
01:39Oh, I see.
01:40What's Michelle's best dance move?
01:42I mean, honestly, she can do anything.
01:44Was there grinding involved?
01:47No.
01:48Not that I saw.
01:52And don't they have kids?
01:54Like, why would they have so late?
01:55It was her 50th birthday party.
01:57Oh.
01:59That's interesting.
02:00She said 50th birthday party very quickly.
02:06I think it's the second one.
02:08Which one?
02:09She's in bed with the Obamas.
02:10No, that wasn't...
02:11It wasn't like she was in bed with the Obamas.
02:12No, I know.
02:13She was dancing with them.
02:14I don't know.
02:15Literally.
02:16But I'm saying, like, she's in...
02:17She's friends with them.
02:18Yes.
02:19I think she danced with them until 3 o'clock in the morning.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Because that's chic.
02:24Yeah.
02:25And I think that's number one.
02:26No, because she slipped on the hotel.
02:27Yeah.
02:28You couldn't think of it.
02:29And you know you're a Parisian.
02:30Yeah, you do.
02:31You were like, uh, the Ritz.
02:32French girl.
02:33The Ritz.
02:34She speaks French.
02:35You don't stay at the Ritz.
02:36I know you.
02:37I actually do.
02:38The lie is totally the...
02:39The first one.
02:40The hotel.
02:41Yeah.
02:42She slipped at the hotel.
02:43Yeah.
02:44Number one.
02:45Number one.
02:46You did not walk into a threesome.
02:50Correct.
02:53Sorry.
02:54Ding, ding, ding, ding.
02:55Teamwork makes the dream work.
02:56Yay.
02:58I did say at the Ritz.
02:59Yeah, but you didn't go to the Ritz.
03:00You're not a Ritz type of gal.
03:01I know it.
03:02Too glitzy for you.
03:14Okay.
03:15Preliminary evidence.
03:20I lied to my parents about organizing a study weekend in London, and I flew to Ibiza instead.
03:27No, that's definitely true.
03:28Yeah, she's a ho.
03:29She's...
03:30She lies all the time.
03:31I was mistaken for a famous pop star and signed autographs for about an hour.
03:36Definitely not true.
03:37I once took a nap under a pile of coats in the sample closet of a well-known designer.
03:42Absolutely true.
03:47So...
03:48Okay.
03:49100% you lied to your parents and flew to Ibiza, and you probably pronounced it Ibiza.
03:53Ibiza.
03:54Where did you stay?
03:55Oh, I stayed in Nauvoo.
03:56Which airline did you take?
03:57JetBlue, probably.
03:58Did you go by yourself?
03:59JetBlue doesn't exist in UK.
04:00Oh, I mean, EasyJet.
04:02Who'd you go with?
04:04Friends.
04:05Who?
04:06Like, my college friends.
04:07Was it a dude?
04:08Like, who?
04:09Like, you're not gonna know them.
04:10Name their names.
04:11I know, but name their names.
04:12Okay, Nadia.
04:13That's it?
04:14Yeah.
04:15Friends?
04:16One friend?
04:17Nadia.
04:18Yeah, and we met people there.
04:19Okay, who was the person that you were mistaken for, that you signed autographs for?
04:20MIA.
04:21Mia.
04:22You were mistaken for MIA?
04:23Well, she's another brown girl.
04:24Where were you?
04:26I was in London.
04:27Where?
04:28Like, Trafalgar Square.
04:29Sing MIA paper planes.
04:30Oh.
04:31I fly like Bippi, get high like Daisy.
04:34Stop singing.
04:35Okay.
04:36Immediately.
04:37And the last one, what designer were you working for?
04:39Michael Kors.
04:40Why were you so tired?
04:41Because I work around the clock as an intern.
04:44Hmm.
04:45Did anybody find you?
04:46Um, eventually.
04:48Who woke you up?
04:49Um, my boss.
04:51Who was your boss?
04:52Mary Fantomias.
04:53You're so good at this.
04:56Why are you so, why are you so tired?
05:00Why are you so tired?
05:02Why so tired?
05:06Ah.
05:07Number two.
05:08Ah, number two.
05:10Jessel took a number two.
05:17Number two.
05:18Yeah.
05:20But people do mistake me for her.
05:23I just didn't sign autographs for an hour.
05:25It was also the hour that kind of tipped the scale a little bit.
05:27Yay.
05:28Look it, you're in London.
05:29How did you, London to Ibiza, you took JetBlue?
05:32Oh, I meant to say EasyJet.
05:34Okay, okay.
05:35EasyJet.
05:36Pressure of you two.
05:50Preliminary evidence.
05:58I once snuck into a country.
06:03I lit a bottle rocket out of my derriere.
06:10Jared Leto told me that I'm pretty.
06:13I think all of those are true.
06:15Ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:19Okay, so.
06:20What country?
06:21St. Martin.
06:22And how did you sneak in?
06:23My friend's yacht.
06:24You went on land or did you stay on the boat?
06:26They just dropped me off and then I just got on, walked up through the beach.
06:29But where were you coming from?
06:30St. Barts.
06:31Is that really sneaking in then?
06:32Yeah.
06:33You have to go through immigration.
06:34And who lit the bottle rocket?
06:35I did.
06:36How?
06:37I placed it between my butt cheeks.
06:41Would you do it again?
06:42Absolutely not.
06:43Were you not scared?
06:44No.
06:45I was 16.
06:46You were 16?
06:47What was the occasion?
06:48Fourth of July.
06:49I'm a patriot.
06:50Uh-huh.
06:51Right.
06:52That seems oddly not patriotic.
06:54Right.
06:55And also dangerous.
06:56It just seems anti-American.
06:59Happy birthday, American.
07:00Ha, ha, ha.
07:01Now I've lost count.
07:02What was the last one?
07:03Yeah, I don't even know.
07:04I've completely forgotten what the last one was.
07:05What was the third one?
07:06Oh, Jared Leto.
07:07Oh.
07:08Said you were pretty.
07:09Yeah, but I feel like he tells everyone that pretty.
07:10Isn't that just Jared Leto?
07:11He thinks a lot.
07:12I mean, you are pretty, but you know.
07:14She is pretty.
07:15No, I know.
07:16I'm not saying she's not.
07:17I just feel like Jared Leto would say that to everybody.
07:26First and the third are definitely possible.
07:28The bottle rocket just seems dangerous.
07:29Yeah, but it's Bran.
07:30I know, but it's her body.
07:32I know, but she's us.
07:33I know, but she doesn't fuck around with her body.
07:35Look at it.
07:36Yeah.
07:37I just seem to think.
07:38But she was 16.
07:39And what exactly is a bottle rocket?
07:40I'm not really sure.
07:41Yeah, and also what do you light in a bottle rocket?
07:43And how do you light it?
07:44Do you self light it?
07:45That's what I asked, but she didn't really answer that.
07:46Yeah.
07:47I mean, that's terrifying.
07:51I think that Jared Leto would definitely tell her she's pretty.
07:54Yeah.
07:55He would tell you you're pretty, too.
07:56Yeah, I am.
07:57You are.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Okay.
08:00I'm gonna go with two.
08:01Two.
08:02I think so, too.
08:03Number two.
08:07Number two is true.
08:09What?
08:10God bless America.
08:12Urine.
08:13Crazy B-I-T-C-H.
08:15The correct one, Jared Leto didn't tell me I'm pretty.
08:17I've never met him.
08:18Well, how are we supposed to know that?
08:22Thanks for watching us on Elle.
08:24Don't forget to watch The Real Housewives of New York City, Tuesdays at 9, only on Bravo.
08:30I can't.
08:31My Botox won't let me.
08:33Sorry.
08:41I can't.
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