00:00Hey you, you with the face. Uh, I want to tell you a story.
00:05So there was this guy, here he is, and here is his heart. Uh, his heart hurts because he was dumped.
00:12I know, sad panda, really sad panda. His heart used to be nice and then this girl ruined it.
00:18She's stupid and she's ugly and she's dumb or that's what he tells everyone. He says,
00:25she did not dump me because I smell like poop. She dumped me because she blew Santa Claus.
00:31He has only three teeth after all. She eats souls. Um, but she also flies rockets out of her butt
00:38and and she flew rockets into his house and and he came running out on fire screaming about how
00:45ugly and stupid she was. And then the French heard about this so they they nuked Germany.
00:52And uh, when the girl found out she blew up Germany she she cried while eating a chocolate
00:57bar because it reminded her of poop which which she ate all the time. And and that's why everyone
01:04should should be a lesbian because lesbians saved Germany from getting nuked. The end.
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