00:00Are you bored out of your mind? Does it make you want to put a knife in your face?
00:03You can stop fondling your window. There's all kinds of things you can do.
00:06You can molest your dog, read the holy bible in mormon attire,
00:09train to kill your parents, play with a ball and catch it with your face,
00:11reenact your mom smoking weed while pregnant with you, simulate your future love life,
00:15exercise your second amendment rights, instagram pictures for your zero followers,
00:19no comment, play fetch with your dogs,
00:23or realize your dogs suck at fetch, cut your grass with an I'm better than everyone mower,
00:28play with a pogo stick, laugh at your neighbors for getting graffitied only to realize
00:32those bastards tagged you too, hula hoop fail then storm off,
00:35make a vlog for your mom because she's the only one subscribed,
00:37rollerblade with a helmet, do mundane tricks that five-year-olds can achieve,
00:40ride a motorbike and skate simultaneously, troll tumblr users by submitting hate
00:44messages anonymously, mess with your face till you look socially acceptable,
00:47chase your dogs in a circle while riding a unicorn,
00:49play with action figures and enjoy it a little too much,
00:52pull your pants up and watch more Onision videos.
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