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00:00What's up, y'all? This might be my very last video. And that's true. That's a real thing. On Onision
00:04.forum,
00:05this is the last funded video that I have. Am I gonna slit my wrists? Probably not. Not today.
00:10But just a reminder, we're $700 away from cool guy Kai finally showing his beautiful face again.
00:16So as far as websites that people shouldn't go to, um, what's your YouTube channel?
00:25A hundred of the total thousand goes to me and $900 goes to Mr. Sick and fucking tired of you
00:30people.
00:31Actually, that's not exactly fair because I'm also sick and fucking tired of you people.
00:34Like, look at my motherfucking YouTube channel. I have this video called,
00:36Is Onision still a vegetarian? You click on it and the comment section's fine,
00:40but it's pretty obvious that no one who dislikes me actually watched the video because I specifically
00:44told the people who don't like me to take the quiz that happens in the first section of the video.
00:49How can you have any faith in yourself whatsoever if you never listen to what the people you hate
00:55have to say? How do you like my baby carrot? Your what?
00:59That's the rumor right now. I have a baby carrot penis. That is a disgusting analogy to make.
01:05It's all over my face, but I feel like baby carrot, baby carrot.
01:09Who the fuck cares? Everyone likes thinking about my dick. Yeah, that's weird.
01:12You just want my body. Yeah. You want it so bad. Give it to me. Come closer to me, you
01:20dirty boy.
01:22I'm out here dropping hot beats. You ain't listen to a goddamn thing I have to say.
01:26That's because you have no credibility. How do you know how much credibility I have
01:29if you haven't heard a single fucking word that comes in my goddamn mouth? But anyway,
01:34fuck you people. Which by the way, calling your audience a bunch of cunts and constantly telling
01:38them to either KYS or go fuck themselves is a terrible marketing strategy and indicative of
01:43someone who is actually truly legit. But none of you guys would actually know a hard dick if it smacked
01:48you in the fucking face. So whatever. Calm down, Onision. Don't let yourself get pushed around.
01:53Don't waste your life being a waste of space. I will be your whooping boy.
02:01Daddy. Anyway, how much money I make through my funders is highly transparent and public,
02:05but most importantly is this name right here. McFly. The pronoun king specifically paid for
02:10Emo Charlie and Rod Danger to host a video about Marvel characters. I don't know what the fuck I'm
02:15supposed to do with that. Literally, what the fuck do I do with that? Oh, Marvel's dumb. Disney ruined
02:20Marvel. But here we fucking go. Roll intro. Woo! Let your fans pick the topic. I'm just not kidding,
02:25McFly. Hard feelings.
02:30What's up everybody? I'm Rod Danger and aren't we all just so glad that Onision fucking killed himself?
02:36Oh, my hero. I'm not a hero yet, but I'm about to be.
02:42Oh my god, you guys. I swear to fucking god. Look at this. Look at this green screen software. Oh,
02:47here.
02:47Let's just get the green screen out. Oh, my hair's gone. Oh, the green screen's back. My hair's gone.
02:52Fucking piece of shit, cunt. Thanks a lot, Rod Danger. Your stupid fucking yellow pissed on by a horse hair
02:58is ruining my fucking green screen, so now I have to do it in post. Nisian, you're so funny.
03:02Aren't you supposed to be fucking dead? And why aren't you? Anyway, shout out to McFly.
03:06Ignore Onision. He's just gutter trash. You can be my fan and we can hate on him together.
03:11Okay, so Marvel? We're supposed to comment on superheroes and shit.
03:15Oh, who's this sexy lady supposed to be? It looks like in her right hand,
03:18she's gonna stab you. And in her left hand, she's gonna pussy punch you.
03:23Remember, if you're a Marvel character and a woman, you're not allowed to wear clothes.
03:28Tits or you don't get casted. Swing!
03:30Just FYI, for any bullshit out of context judged before a jury situation, it's a fucking joke.
03:36The jury's all like, oh, my heavens. Did he tell a funny? Straight to jail.
03:42Poor James Gunn. Poor, poor James Gunn. This Marvel character's superpower is getting my penina
03:49ready to fuck itself. By the way, I have a penis and a vagina. It's a medical condition. And I
03:54know
03:54you guys selectively are offended by body shaming, but you're not allowed to make fun of that. Just go
03:59body shame Onision instead and call yourself heroes. I'm a good guy. He's aging.
04:06This lady's superpower is that if you put a little bit of something inside her, it turns into a baby.
04:12And then she creates people with her body. She has the power of a god, arguably the most powerful
04:17Marvel character. Because just like god, she can create human life within herself. A little bit
04:23more impressive than shooting gay ass lasers from your eyes, Cyclops. This lady's superpower is no
04:27matter where she goes, she always has a table to rest her sandwiches and her cups of coffee on.
04:33They're called her giant sweaty goober tits. Anyway, before we transition to emo Charlie,
04:37let's check out videos of Onision killing himself. Here's one I really like.
04:41Oh, and this one chick, she was wearing a purple leopard cardigan. It was so disgusting. Like,
04:45I almost threw up. And oh my god, I saw this one dress at the hostel the other day. It
04:48was so cute,
04:48but I wore it to school and someone else is wearing it too. It's okay to be a sadistic sociopath
04:52if it's
04:53against a person that we framed and determined to be a villain and therefore can feel good about
04:56ourselves when we destroy his life and barrage him with endless harassment. Here's another video of him
05:01killing himself. Hey guy, girl, whatever. I'm a lamp now. Wait, you're a lamp? Yeah,
05:05I identify as a lamp just like you identify as a gender, so you will treat me as such.
05:10So you're not human anymore? Nope.
05:19It's not illegal to shoot a lamp, so thank you. That was satisfying.
05:24We're the good guys. This is what good guys do. Here's another video of him killing himself.
05:28A sexting delay. You know mommy loves you, boobie. Thinking about ya.
05:32Okay, thanks mom. I guess it's not time to jerk off.
05:36Who is watching you, boobie?
05:46Yeah, celebrating death. It's what good people do. Here's another video of Onision killing himself.
05:54My hero.
05:59You're welcome.
06:01All right, time for Emo Charlie. By the way Onision, I fucking hate you. I hope you kill yourself.
06:05You were guilty the day you were born, you fucking piece of shit worse than Hitler. I wish I could
06:09shit in your mouth.
06:19Hi, yes, okay, let's get on with it. Oh great, the camera won't focus on me because I'm so emo.
06:24People are making fun of me online.
06:28Poor me, I'm an emo. You're horrible. You're a vagina.
06:37That kind of decapitated me.
06:39And now my fucking internet connection went out, let's just roll a clip of me being awesome.
06:58And you know what, fuck you internet, let's just roll another clip of me being awesome.
07:02Am I not hot enough?
07:03It's not you, it's my cuts.
07:05What?
07:05When I get excited all the blood goes out my cuts and then I has no boner.
07:08Oh.
07:09Is it dizzy in here?
07:10What?
07:14So this is Peter, our newest Avenger.
07:17I didn't know you're accepting applications from babies.
07:20You know, Steve, that was cold. Almost as cold as the ice you were frozen in for 70 years.
07:25That's my boy.
07:26That was such a shitty fucking joke.
07:28He should have said, you know what, Steve, that was cold.
07:31Almost as cold as your dead fucking girlfriend who you outlived because you froze yourself for 70
07:37years like a fucking idiot when you could have been at home impregnating her and having a whole
07:41ass family with her. How's that for cold? You wanna be widower, corpse, ex-girlfriend,
07:46bitch boy?
07:47I'm gonna save your planet. Right after I eat this candy bar.
08:04Who should have wrote the Marvel Avengers script? Me. That's who.
08:08Disney when making Marvel movies.
08:09Disney when making Star Wars movies.
08:11Disney when making live action remakes.
08:14Disney, if you're not getting the message, we fucking hate you.
08:16Literally the only time you should use the word woke is when referencing Disney.
08:19Maybe we should make Captain America like a gay dwarf, blind, deaf, Eskimo.
08:26Or you could just keep him the way he was written.
08:30Y'all people, I swear to God, you talk about cultural appropriation all the time
08:34and then you culturally appropriate the people you say are cultural appropriating other people.
08:39Let's make Hulk a purple, iguana, paraplegic, pedophile. You know, to be inclusive.
08:45We here at Disney are inclusive.
08:48Hating Disney for ruining their franchise after buying their company out.
08:52Yeah, that's one more thing. What the fuck is Star Wars anymore?
08:55Star Wars is just like, I guess a Jedi just does whatever.
08:59You can be a Jedi. And you can be a Jedi. And you can be a Jedi.
09:03Everyone's a Jedi.
09:05Oh, everybody seems to hate me now.
09:07Oh, is it the Nazi thing? Yeah.
09:10The Nazi thing is normally a problem, right, iDubbbz?
09:12Right, iDubbbz? iDubbbz, that's right, isn't it, iDubbbz?
09:15Is the Nazi thing, like, not a good idea, PewDiePie?
09:18Yeah, yeah.
09:19The South will rise again. This is why I hate that
09:24Hey, what did you say?
09:27I didn't say anything.
09:28You just said
09:29No, I didn't!
09:30Come here!
09:31No, I-
09:35Me explaining to the police that it wasn't a hate crime because I love doing it.
09:39Oh, that reminds me of a story. Somebody called me the F.A.G. slur and I was talking to
09:43police
09:43and they were saying it was a hate crime. And I was like, what do you mean it's a hate
09:47crime?
09:47And then I realized they were calling me gay because I'm married to a dude and I didn't realize
09:54I was the victim of a hate crime.
09:56Uh, I think we'll end on that. Let's hash brown.
10:07So this might be the last video I ever make if nobody fucking funds my future videos.
10:11And with that, a few parting words. Joe Rogan, you're a piece of shit and you should unplug your
10:15fuck face, moron, inbred, dipshit, ridiculous, pathetic podcast, you scumbag, warts on society,
10:23Joe Rogan. I'm speaking directly to you, you fucking moron. Anyway, thanks for the funding.
10:28Joe Rogan, you have no redeeming qualities. You're a fucking moron, bald ass, old, wrinkly shit.
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