00:00Flappy Bird is a fun game to play if you want to kill yourself
00:12Uh, who is this?
00:13I called you because I want you to leave me alone
00:17You want me to leave you alone when I haven't talked to you in over a year?
00:22Yes, that tracks
00:23You don't see how this is really ironic right now, this situation?
00:28Sexacious litigation is a form of harassment so I have every right to defend myself
00:32I'm not litigating you
00:34Yes, you literally like documented
00:37I literally have no idea what you're talking about, you're crazy
00:39Have you ever heard of pathological lying where you lie about things that make literally no sense?
00:47Well I am litigating you and you're gonna lose
00:51Have you talked to someone about identity disorder?
00:53You're like so disgusting old fart
00:58Okay, should I get a restraining order on you?
01:03Yeah, I'm blocking your number now
01:05Babe, wait!
01:07What?
01:09I hope your skin cancer comes back and your dick falls off
01:12Okay
01:15Hey man, who was that calling you just now?
01:17Uh, pretty sure that was the actual devil
01:20Blocked her number?
01:21On god
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