00:00Guys, people keep telling me I'm almost 40.
00:03Gosh, what am I gonna do?
00:06I'm almost 40, that means I lost my value as a human being.
00:14I'm almost 40, everything I do is cringy.
00:18I'm old and dingy.
00:22I'm not funny, I'm not cute.
00:24I'm a worthless, ugly prude.
00:26Always wrong, useless, dummy.
00:28And that's why no one will ever love me.
00:30I'm like halfway through my life expectancy.
00:33Ew!
00:35Please, here I come.
00:37I should vote Republican.
00:39Personality must deny.
00:41Time to be a prude.
00:43Dude, what are you doing?
00:45Oh, I'm making a music video about being old.
00:47You're not even 40.
00:49Yeah, but the internet said.
00:51Yeah, but the internet said.
00:53You know how stupid you sound?
00:55You're almost 40, dude.
00:57Yeah.
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