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00:05What's up guys Caitlin and Hannah funded me again
00:08They're my executive producers of this video and today we're gonna talk about has-been loser youtubers
00:14Ah, not talking about myself one of my recent videos got like 400 or so views
00:18So I'm I'm who I'm pretty famous. So here is make me bad 35. He's really funny
00:23I worked with him a number of times. Here's a clip from one of the videos that we did together
00:27They're gonna have his funeral on friday. I can't wait. It would be hilarious
00:37What do we do? I don't know. How do we kill Robin? No idea. Is he having superpowers? Is he
00:45human or?
00:46Fuck you!
00:48Let's try one more time
00:51Body takes bullets just like every other body
00:56This is out of luck
00:58Be a good girl and go take care of that body
01:00Got it. Thanks
01:03I'm gonna go jack off for what I just did while you do that
01:11What's going on here?
01:12Oh hello Superman. We're having a party. How you doing?
01:14Enough of this. Where's Robin?
01:16Not very observant are we? Look to your butt
01:18Oh, that's right. He's dead
01:22You're a monster, but I'm gonna lock you up for good
01:24Oh, I'm a monster. Okay.
01:27Scary, huh?
01:28This isn't a joke Joker
01:32Christian I dust in every blow of a whooping cushion. Could you not have a better joke?
01:39I think he's almost dead boss
01:41Oh la dee da
01:43How the great have fallen. Do you want the front or the back?
01:46Hmm, I want the back boss
01:50Smile for Instagram
01:53There we go, that's sexy
01:54Get up!
01:58Lay off me
01:59I don't lie
02:00I don't lie
02:01I don't lie
02:18God, we didn't have to kill him, so his body will still be warm
02:21Alright, this is gonna be fun
02:24You never did me a superhero
02:33What the hell is this diaper?
02:35Why does my butthole hurt?
02:37Ow, my butt
02:40Oh my god
02:50And here he is
02:52With one of the most ironic titles in the history of YouTube
02:54But his video is called this is not goodbye
02:57So I guess things just don't always go according to plan, do they?
03:02So I posted a video back in December of 2017
03:05Pretty much stating that I would be coming back early this year
03:09Changing things up on this channel
03:10And well fast forward six months later
03:13And poof!
03:14There's nothing
03:14I don't care about you guys
03:16Enough to update my content
03:17I've kind of outgrown you
03:19And you bore me
03:20Which you know what?
03:21Relatable in the sense that
03:23Even the YouTubers who are entertaining the
03:26I don't know
03:2720 year old audience
03:28We'll say
03:28Even they at some point go
03:30Wow, I was kind of cringe
03:32I love potatoes
03:34They're normally brown outside
03:37Not me though
03:38Not me
03:39I never
03:40Grow
03:41Up
03:41Ever
03:42Six years ago
03:43Charles and Ali
03:45Racked in 3 million views
03:47For exploiting one of the most magical moments of their life
03:51And what does Charles Trippi get in exchange for removing any semblance of privacy in his family's life?
03:57He gets 1.6 thousand views
03:59That's why daddy's constantly turning your childhood into an exploited circus
04:04For 1.6 thousand views
04:07Which equates to like $3
04:09Swear to god
04:10I don't know what fuels these people
04:13I want you guys to think of how cringe your parents are
04:15Like when you were growing up
04:17And now I want you to imagine them putting a camera in your face on top of that
04:21And then posting it to the internet and collecting a paycheck for that
04:24You know people talk a lot of crap about me
04:26But you know what?
04:27At least I never started a family channel
04:29God bless me for that
04:30Fucking leave your kids alone
04:32Oh by the way
04:32I also collaborated with Charles Trippi back in the day
04:34Here's one of the clips that we did together
04:37I didn't know exactly what it did
04:39Oh, hey guys
05:05In behind by Sam
05:06Are you okay?
05:09Yes
05:10To theophantic
05:12If this was me, there's a couple of things that I stole in this text
05:41Sear, thank you so much, man.
05:44Thank you so much.
05:52Yeah, I'm really funny.
05:53I'm a really funny, talented guy.
05:54And now Sear, who hasn't uploaded in forever.
05:57But don't worry, Sear is very successful on Twitch last time I checked.
06:01And he loves hanging out with young women.
06:03Everybody's Leonardo DiCaprio, okay?
06:05Everybody is Tobey Maguire.
06:07All these dudes be pursuing women in their 20s because it's their biological prerogative
06:11to reproduce with people who are the most likely to produce the most consistent offspring
06:16for the longest duration.
06:18So yes, Sear is likely beyond his control hanging out with young women, which is totally appropriate
06:23for his biological parameters.
06:25It's time to set an example.
06:31What's sad about this video is Edwin is such a vile scumbag.
06:36I don't want to bore you, but quick context with Edwin.
06:38I recorded an entire conversation with him while telling him I was recording it.
06:42And then he got mad at me for releasing the full conversation where he was acting buddy-buddy
06:47to me while publicly acting like we were enemies.
06:49Also, he dated Sear's ex, which is just a vile violation of bro code.
06:55How are you going to do that, dude?
06:56How are you going to date your best friend's ex, you sicko?
06:58I would have totally done the same thing.
07:01I'm just a man.
07:02What?
07:03She was hot.
07:04Oh, I hate myself.
07:05I hate Edwin and I hate myself.
07:07She is hot, though.
07:08And now let's check on Leafy is here.
07:09Oh, wait, he's banned.
07:11I want you guys to get that through your heads.
07:12Let it sink in.
07:13YouTube thinks Leafy is here is so bad that he should be banned.
07:17And YouTube doesn't think I'm bad enough to ban.
07:20Let it sink in.
07:21I really want you to let this sink in.
07:23Leafy is here, according to YouTube, is worse than Onision.
07:29If Leafy is here came back, he'd get like 42 million views.
07:33YouTube is just terrible, terrible with metrics.
07:36Yo, YouTube, you should like fire your CEO and hire me.
07:39I swear to God, I'll be a good boy.
07:40Oh my God, look, I'm relevant.
07:42Look in the lower right.
07:43People also search for Onision.
07:46That's me.
07:47And that album art is from my Onision Bot band.
07:51Have you heard Onision Bot?
07:52It's really good.
07:53Here's a song from it.
08:02He's drinking soda, by the way.
08:04So two years ago, Ricegum uploaded Baby Girl.
08:06Again, exploitation of their personal lives for profit.
08:09Don't you love it?
08:10And that was the last video he uploaded.
08:12No more Ricegum.
08:12What is he, a streamer now?
08:13I don't care enough to look.
08:15I just know once he tweeted at me like we were cool, and then I responded in the typical Onision
08:19toxicity.
08:21I'm not the best person?
08:24And don't even tell me to look up Shane Dawson.
08:26I know he's still successful despite saying that he thought a prepubescent child was...
08:31Well, let's not even go there.
08:33Prepubescent.
08:33Pre-pubescent.
08:35Shane, I know I said you should come back to YouTube, but I never heard an explanation from Shane about
08:41why he was talking about someone prepubescent that way.
08:44It didn't sound like a joke at all.
08:46And if it was a joke, there are some things in this world that you can phrase in no way
08:51that sounds like something someone would say if they were just kidding.
08:54That's all I'm saying.
08:55I am not in love and obsessed with Shane Dawson.
08:58I am not in love and obsessed with Shane Dawson.
09:01Shane Dawson, we used to be friends, but that s*** had to come to an end.
09:05But still, we talked from time to time.
09:06His channel went up and my s*** died.
09:08Hey, what's up, you guys?
09:09Yes, it is me, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
09:11How fly do I look?
09:12Hey!
09:12My seventh favorite bodily fluid?
09:15Oh, n***a, b***h, monkey woman.
09:18You're the best!
09:19I'm sorry, when I become nicky, I just get so angry.
09:21So back to the question.
09:22Bain chocolate.
09:23The word of the day is n***a.
09:32Me lashing out isn't just me wishing I could gratify him in the most romantic way.
09:37That would be inappropriate.
09:39All right, let's see what iDubes is up to.
09:41Three years ago, he got 760,000 views on something.
09:44That is one fancy escort.
09:47And I know all about escorts because I used to date one.
09:49Before she was an escort.
09:51Okay, before.
09:51Then she became one.
09:53And then she was featured on Discovery Plus, allegedly.
09:56Anyway, when iDubes gave a crap about you guys enough to make a video,
09:59three months ago, he got 202,000 views, which isn't bad.
10:03But my question is, why does he look like a neo-Nazi?
10:06Hey, you guys.
10:07It's me, a neo-Nazi.
10:09Hi-le, hi-le, hi-le.
10:12I'm iDubes, hi-le.
10:13It seems like he's also fallen for the talk about the most narcissistic dude in the world trap.
10:18But I will say this.
10:19I'm surprised he still has hair.
10:20Lord knows I apparently do.
10:22Thanks, turkey.
10:23Just kidding.
10:23I didn't get a hair transplant.
10:24But now that's a thing.
10:26That's now a rumor.
10:27Because I said it.
10:28Ah, yes.
10:28Tobuscus.
10:29Eight days ago, he got 23,000 views, which is actually not bad for eight days ago.
10:35That's pretty decent.
10:36And looks like he's advertising something he made in AI.
10:38It's not even good AI.
10:40Oh my god.
10:40So cringy.
10:47So the best Tobuscus could come up with was,
10:49The Crusades are awesome.
10:50Don't be gay.
10:51I deeply hate this man over here, by the way.
10:54Moist critical.
10:54That guy needs a girlfriend to slap the crap out of him.
10:57You know, so he can finally put on an outfit that's actually respectable.
11:00No, but Tobuscus, if you really want to do AI videos,
11:03like, take your freaking pick, dude.
11:04Almost everything is better than Grok.
11:06This is Grok having, like, a sword fight.
11:07Don't ask me why I have a sword, okay?
11:10Ask me why I have no friends.
11:12Rendered in Grok, imagine.
11:14Oh, Grok!
11:15Grok!
11:17Grok!
11:18Grok!
11:18Grok!
11:20We both know you be hitting like on my tweets sometimes.
11:23I see you, boo.
11:24YouTuber gets a bit of water in their eye.
11:25YouTuber, I nearly blinded myself.
11:28Oh, really?
11:28You try to get video views.
11:30Go ahead.
11:30You try to get video views.
11:32Exactly.
11:32They're running a business here,
11:34and they have to be frauds to do it.
11:36Waiter, oops.
11:37The cook put too much salt in these fries.
11:39I'll get you another one, YouTuber.
11:41I almost ate deadly French fries.
11:43On that note, I just want to remind you guys that
11:45sugar will give you cancer and kill you.
11:47Stop eating everything sweet.
11:49R.I.P. James Van Der Beek.
11:51I'm sorry, bro.
11:51You seem like a good guy.
11:52Store announcement.
11:53This store will be closing in 15 minutes.
11:55YouTuber, I got locked in a closed mall for hours.
11:58Not clickbait.
11:59That's a good idea.
12:00That's a good video idea.
12:01When a YouTuber shows your comment in one of their videos.
12:04Okay, I'll do that.
12:04Let's see.
12:05You need to see on forums.
12:05If you go here, you can just, like, you know, fund my future projects.
12:09There's no way to make more on AC on videos and get executive produced.
12:12Here we go.
12:12I said, Hannah funded another Speaks video.
12:14And a commenter said,
12:15I've never seen Love is Blind, but that was a good video.
12:19That show would probably piss me off because of the dumb things people do.
12:23And I don't care for the drama.
12:25They'll probably get 10 views, but, you know, you're famous too now.
12:29And, you know, we make fun of people who do this, you know, humiliate themselves in public.
12:33But then you guys immediately go and consume it and enjoy it or make fun of it, whatever.
12:38Stop being part of the cancer if you don't like cancer, okay?
12:42It's like people who criticize individuals on OnlyFans for taking semi-translution male phallics and shove them up their butt.
12:49Which I never did.
12:50I swear to God, I never did.
12:52I never did that.
12:53There's no video out there of me porking myself with a transparent male phallus.
13:01It's half off right now, by the way, guys.
13:05Let's hash brown.
13:06Help me!
13:07Don't just sit there and do nothing.
13:13Help!
13:15Help me!
13:16I'm not exactly sure what that was.
13:17But Hannah and Casey paid $100 to make this video happen.
13:20So thanks, guys.
13:21You're the best.
13:22Bye.
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