Tank Plays Pitch and Putt 2: Chipping Boogaloo

Barstool Sports

7/17/2024

Frank The Tank

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00:00The nine hole kitchen pot car is here in Bridgewater, New Jersey.

00:07What's this place called?

00:09Green Knoll, I believe.

00:10Green Knoll.

00:11Alright.

00:13Let's see how this starts.

00:26Get that little off the skelter.

00:30A lot of hills here.

01:00Better at least.

01:16That's not good.

01:19That's not good.

01:25Shouldn't they have a shorter hole on the number one?

01:28You got your confidence up?

01:32This one said 95 yards on the scorecard.

01:35There's one more that says 98.

01:37Many others are like, it seemed like below 70.

01:50Damn it.

01:59Damn it!

02:05Six already.

02:06Shit.

02:07Why did they have to have the first hole be so fucked?

02:36The first hole should be the shortest one.

02:38Get you warmed up.

03:06Probably leave the pins in today.

03:27Let's see.

03:37Alright.

03:38Eight.

03:56Nine.

03:59That sucked.

04:00The hole being so fucking long.

04:03Shit, shit, shit.

04:11Getting skinny, Frank.

04:32Much better.

04:45See, if this was the first hole, we'd be off to a great start.

04:48My belt just broke.

04:50Is there any way for us to fix it?

04:53No.

04:54We need to get a new one.

04:56Maybe see if there's a DXL that's open.

04:58Okay.

05:00It's a much better drive.

05:12Oh!

05:23Guys, is that number three?

05:25This is three.

05:26You mind if we play in front?

05:27No, go ahead.

05:29Are you live streaming?

05:30No.

05:31Recording for live.

05:34Got a video coming?

05:35Yep.

05:36Subscribe to him on YouTube.

05:37You'll watch it later.

05:38Nice shot.

05:39After that shot, I might have to.

05:54That's a three!

05:55That's a three!

06:08I don't know what par should be for me.

06:10They say three is par here.

06:12That's for people who actually know how to play this fucking game.

06:17A three.

06:18I'm going to ask them.

06:19It's special.

06:20Got it.

06:26Don't need it.

06:30Don't need it.

06:37I do this time on the approach.

06:55Let's see how I do this time.

07:25Okay.

07:55Five.

07:56Not awful.

08:02Let's see how I do on the fourth hole.

08:04Longest hole on the course.

08:06I think I hit that too bad though.

08:36Okay.

08:51Looks like there's a bad rough here

08:53at the front of this green though.

08:55Yikes.

09:06Okay.

09:23Make sure it's between your feet.

09:33Good.

09:37I avoided a rough at least.

09:50Ooh, this is tricky.

10:06Four.

10:23I don't think I could do better than four on this hole.

10:29That is an incredible four.

10:37Good.

10:49Alright, you're hitting two.

11:02Ooh, this one's buried a little bit.

11:06Nice.

11:13Fluff it if you have to.

11:20Nice.

11:37Yep.

11:45Alright, hitting three.

11:46Oh my God!

11:48Is this three or what is it?

11:49Four, this'll be four.

11:50Oh, four.

11:51You don't get another hit.

11:58Not an awful five.

12:02I think if I get five,

12:04it's pretty much a par at least for me.

12:29Alright, tough lie.

12:35Alright.

12:53Trying to stay hydrated.

12:56Alright.

13:03Of course, body armor.

13:26That was close.

13:29That was close.

13:41Ah!

13:47It's got a crown at the top of the hole.

13:50Look.

13:51That little crown at the top of the hole killed me.

13:59Another five.

14:02This time.

14:17Ah, didn't get that good.

14:22Nice.

14:26We short-armed it.

14:27Wedged in here.

14:36Alright, birdie, move.

14:44Alright.

14:51Five, four, three, two, one.

15:22Yep, maybe a six.

15:41Alright, six.

15:43Tough lie.

15:45Right here on the right.

15:47I see it.

15:48I see it.

15:54Alright.

15:58Let's see how I can do this.

16:10Jump.

16:19Let's see how I can do this one.

16:25Ah!

16:27Tried a bump and run.

16:30Sitting up nice.

16:31I would hit that same club again.

16:46Good.

16:49Five, four, three, two.

17:03Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

17:14Seven.

17:15That one went like this.

17:19It like, didn't go, just didn't go down the damn hole.

17:24Alright, last hole and this one does not look easy.

17:28Shit.

17:41Ah!

17:42Mulligan.

17:45I'll give myself a mulligan on this one.

17:49Just...

17:57Let me get closer to him.

18:05God damn it!

18:08One more?

18:09Yeah.

18:13I think I'm psyching myself out.

18:15Frank, maybe take it out of the little hole in there.

18:18This time.

18:22Yes.

18:23Try that.

18:24Make sure it's between your feet though.

18:40You know, I deserve a couple mulligans.

18:45Alright.

19:15God damn it!

19:46I think I'm going to do a fringe punt this time.

19:48What?

19:49Okay.

19:50I'm going to do a...

19:56And of course I did.

20:08That's five!

20:12Ah, fuck, six.

20:16Fuck.

20:22This green sucks!

20:30Seven.

20:42Eight.

20:45Oh.

20:49Look what he even placed a hip in.

20:52Look at this slope.

20:56Eight.

20:59Alright, just finished nine holes of pigeon putt.

21:03Had some tough holes at the end.

21:04Started rough, but in the middle I was doing pretty well.

21:08Overall I shot a 52.

21:11That last hole was diabolical.

21:13Had a couple of mulligans, but that last hole was diabolical.

21:18Why?

21:20Just a hill.

21:22And then the pin placement is on top of a hill.

21:29Truly diabolical.

Tank Plays Pitch and Putt 2: Chipping Boogaloo

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