00:00Hot girls dating ugly guys, otherwise known as reverse evolution.
00:03This guy obviously has money.
00:04I know that because a percent of it clearly went into his girlfriend's sex change operation.
00:07It's okay, fat guy.
00:08One day you'll lose all that weight and become a superstar YouTuber.
00:11I'm not casting shade.
00:12Shut up!
00:13Maybe it's just her dad and they're super friendly.
00:15Like red tube friendly.
00:16Yeah, well lucky for Jay-Z, he's super talented.
00:18And besides, have you seen Beyonce without makeup?
00:20Oh, she's still pretty.
00:21Damn it.
00:22The benefits of being rich and famous.
00:23Even though I have no idea what that guy's name is.
00:25Or hers.
00:26I don't care.
00:26Maybe it's her retarded little brother.
00:27Yes, he's hard to look at.
00:29But with eyes that far apart, can she really be picky?
00:31Sir, put down that child.
00:32No, really, if you started shaking or someone would call CPS on you.
00:35Worst lesbian couple ever.
00:36Seal those lips, girl.
00:38We're not in a barn, so don't bring out Mr. Ed.
00:40My dad has money.
00:41My penis is a foot long.
00:43Everyone's just weird in this picture.
00:45He's probably dating him for his pot of gold.
00:47That's not funny.
00:47I know what you're thinking.
00:48How does he gratify this woman?
00:49Easy, his entire arm is like the size of a penis.
00:53Just shove that sucker in.
00:54It's like a good eight inches.
00:55One of the greatest examples of a gold digger you'll ever find.
00:57Unfortunately, they're now both dead.
00:58So maybe the wealthy man knew what he's doing all along
01:00and was secretly draining the life out of her.
01:02She is so much better looking than you, it makes scientists cry for evolution.
01:06No baby wants your face, dude.
01:07Aiden just loves mediocre guys.
01:09And so does Natalie Portman.
01:10She must have married him for his big brain,
01:12which is disproportionately larger than the rest of his head.
01:14Well, duh.
01:15This was bound to happen.
01:16Hey, you stay away from Manson.
01:17He's Satan's number two.
01:19And if he wants to have sex with a willing, semi-attractive grown woman, then so be it.
01:22And then there's this guy, who's all alone.
01:29Guess you should have been a PC.
01:36Shut up, I'm not beating a dead horse.
01:39See?
01:40It still has life in it.
01:46Now what am I gonna do?
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