00:00That's right, guys. I am back.
00:02Dale?
00:03Yes, it's me. Only without a costume.
00:06Hi, Dale. Long time, no see.
00:07And who are you?
00:09Um, I'm your wife.
00:10I thought I left you for banging emo Charlie.
00:13Oh, you mean me?
00:16I hate that you look like me.
00:18Why do we all look like each other?
00:19Seems like that might be a problem.
00:22Oh my god, who the fuck are you?
00:23Well, I'm actually one of the original Onision characters. My name is-
00:27Just kidding, I don't give a fuck.
00:28Raw danger. Long time, no see.
00:31Shut up, emo fuck. You all got canceled and I'm living for it.
00:34This is so fucking stupid. We need costumes.
00:37Duh! I look like Onision and that makes me want to kill myself.
00:40Hey, you guys. I'm a big fat piece of shit.
00:43Wait, what the fuck?
00:45What?
00:45You can't say that people are fat pieces of shit.
00:49I'm saying I'm a big fat piece of shit.
00:52Yeah, but then some little asshole is going to internalize what you said
00:55and then blame their eating disorder on you.
00:57So, I'm not a big fat piece of shit.
01:00Wow.
01:01Shut the fuck up, butt fingerer.
01:02Excuse me?
01:03So, Onision, how poor are you?
01:07Huh?
01:07How broke ass are you, bitch?
01:11Make me look different or I'm going to deactivate.
01:14I mean, okay.
01:18What does that say?
01:20What does that say?
01:23Rip Raptor?
01:24Rip Ripper?
01:26Prr, prr.
01:28No!
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