00:00Hey Jack.
00:04What is it Andy?
00:05I hate gay people.
00:06Oh yeah?
00:07You ain't never been gay, that's just wrong.
00:11Okay, hypothetically, let's say you were a girl, what would you do?
00:19Would you have sex with men?
00:22Because otherwise you would be technically gay.
00:25Hell no!
00:27So you would have sex with men?
00:28I'd be a normal woman, I'd have sex with men.
00:31So you would prefer men over women?
00:34No, I prefer women.
00:36Then you would have sex with women?
00:37Yeah.
00:38Well, that's gay.
00:39What?
00:40A woman who has sex with only other women is gay.
00:44No, I mean I'm straight, right?
00:47Sure.
00:48And if I were a woman, I'd have sex with men.
00:52So you would want a man's genitals inside you?
00:56Yeah.
00:57That's gay.
00:59What?
01:00That's really gay.
01:02No, it's not.
01:05Yeah, it's actually pretty gay for a man to say he would prefer another man's genitals
01:09to be inside him.
01:10Well, I ain't gonna be no lesbian.
01:12Yeah, you're just a really gay man.
01:16You bastard.
01:18And you gay.
01:20It's not gay to want a man's genitals inside you if you're a woman.
01:25You're not a woman.
01:26You're a man saying you would prefer a man's genitals inside you if you were a woman.
01:33And that's gay.
01:35I hate gay people.
01:37Don't be so hard on yourself.
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