00:00Hey guys, Max Sherman posted on eseon.net slash contact asked me what he should do about his long hair dilemma.
00:05That being that he's insecure about what other people think of him because they keep saying that he looks girly
00:09and that he looks like Justin Bieber and so forth and he's like,
00:12why can't people just accept me?
00:13Ow!
00:16Um, okay, well, if you, uh, if you are respectful of a certain faith,
00:22you can ask yourself, what would Jesus do?
00:25What would Jesus do?
00:26Um, well, he'd probably have long hair.
00:29Oh, wait, no, he did have long hair.
00:31Oh, so anybody who makes fun of your hair is making fun of Jesus.
00:34Yeah?
00:36Or Conan, or Hercules, or whatever.
00:39You know, some of the most manly men in the history of men,
00:43they're making fun of them.
00:45If anything, it's probably a reflection of how insecure they themselves are
00:49and their own sexuality.
00:51Like, maybe they want long hair like Jesus or like Conan or like Hercules,
00:55but they're afraid of being called a girly man,
00:56so instead, they go out and attack other dudes with long hair.
01:00Reality is, is a lot of girls like long hair because it just,
01:03it looks freaking good.
01:04It really does.
01:06And eyeliner.
01:07Girls like eyeliner, too, as far as I know.
01:09That's just how it is.
01:10And if people make fun of you, oh, well, they're probably jealous.
01:13You should just probably be proud of yourself and do what you wish to do,
01:17so long as it's not hurting anyone, and looking like Jesus,
01:19looking like Conan, looking like Hercules isn't hurting anybody.
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