00:00Hey guys, here on AnySoundspeaks we sometimes talk about friendships, so let's go ahead and search for
00:04Worst friend ever.
00:06Yeah, why do they do that? It's not funny. It hurts.
00:08Is that guy puking? He's puking as she's blowing out her candles.
00:12Happy birthday to you!
00:14Why does my cake smell like puke?
00:16Why don't you just lift her up, dude?
00:17Put her bum on your shoulder?
00:19No, you just want to be a stepping stool? Okay.
00:20I don't have that one friend.
00:22My every friend is like that.
00:23Actually, that's probably like his sister, so...
00:25You know, you could turn that around really fast by turning around.
00:28Yeah.
00:29Oh, never mind, it doesn't work for everybody.
00:32I don't know, that doesn't seem like a friendly thing to do.
00:34Nuh-uh, he never flipped anyone. Really?
00:37It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day in the neighborhood.
00:41Won't you be mine?
00:43You do it, girl. Oh, okay.
00:46See, I'm the friend that's here to laugh at you.
00:48If that cements, you idiot.
00:50I got a secret for you guys. The only thing that's gonna be under there is boobs.
00:54Oh, I'm gay now? Okay.
00:56You know what works better than Photoshop?
00:58Self-respect.
00:59Oh, my God, this is terrible.
01:03Oh! At least he caught it, you know?
01:06I'll say it again, man. Girls are just way better looking as a gender.
01:09Oh, come on!
01:10These guys are so weak, dude. Just pick her up, carry her over.
01:14You're letting women literally just walk all over you. Literally.
01:17Say in your backyard, you're gonna have a bad time.
01:20Wow, bro.
01:21See, that's what women don't understand, is they actually own us.
01:24Well, unless you're with someone and you're super loyal, then it doesn't really matter.
01:26But if you're single, now everyone's ugly.
01:29And if you're watching this and you don't have any friends, just remember one thing.
01:32You got a friend in me.
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