00:00I need you to kill Onision.
00:03And why is that?
00:05He keeps calling me a horse face. Onision is a horse face!
00:09I'm only doing this because I like killing.
00:12Horse fart.
00:21Hello.
00:22Do you like scary movies?
00:24Right. Do you like Deadpool?
00:26What?
00:28Hey there, bitch tits.
00:29Come here!
00:30Yeah, you're like trespassing and Deadpool's my bro.
00:34Now it is a match for me!
00:36Great! Now I'm thinking of macaroni and cheese. I have no idea why.
00:40Okay.
00:41Yeah, where do you want the dead body?
00:43Yo, all I care about right now is this awesome shirt. It's like black and red and white.
00:48Oh shit. This is one of those sponsored videos, isn't it?
00:51No, it's not. I think you're missing the point. Look at how cool my shirt is.
00:56You're a fucking retard.
00:57I'm not a fucking retard.
00:58Just throw him over the balcony, okay?
01:00On it!
01:01Holy shit, you are one heavy motherfucker. Are you on the Atkins diet?
01:05Fuck!
01:06Here goes nothing, buddy!
01:09Oh!
01:11Ow! That looks like it really hurt!
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