00:00Celebrities without teeth, eyebrows, and underwear.
00:02This should be perverted and delightful.
00:03This woman isn't wearing underwear.
00:04If I were a virgin who never saw porn before, it might excite me.
00:06Which is why I'm excited.
00:07Paris Hilton with what looks like whipped sperm on her head.
00:09Clearly not wearing undergarments.
00:11Bravo on seeking attention.
00:12Gosling not so hot without teeth.
00:13But probably better at guzzling.
00:15Shia if you look like a homeless man.
00:16In other words, Shia.
00:17Jim Carrey actually looks cuter.
00:18Suddenly Justin Bieber fans are like,
00:20Baby.
00:20No.
00:21It's okay, sweetheart. You didn't look good with teeth either.
00:23I don't know. I feel like Cage looks even better.
00:24Like more interesting and intense.
00:26Could you tell that was an impression?
00:27Yeah, maybe not.
00:28Hello, Satan.
00:29It's like looking in a mirror.
00:30Jennifer Aniston still looking pretty.
00:31Ain't no eyebrows gonna conquer good genetics.
00:33What's his face looking almost exactly the same?
00:35And Arnold Schwarzenegger.
00:36I didn't know you were like a distant cousin of Voldemort.
00:38I'm starting to think it's just the light skin that makes people look scary.
00:40Because Obama doesn't look bad either.
00:41Leo DiCaprio though.
00:42Yeah, take a step back, dude.
00:43Lady Gaga not wearing underwear.
00:44As if anyone wants to see that.
00:46Let me guess. There's a vagina under there?
00:47Wait, how am I wrong?
00:48Oh, that's right. You have a penis.
00:50While Kardashian may not be wearing a bra.
00:51She most definitely has sticky things stuck to her nipples.
00:53Just stop being so desperate, will you?
00:55No underwear here.
00:55I mean, look at yourself when you bend over.
00:59We all remember Britney Spears being Britney Spears.
01:01A.K.A. Disgusting.
01:02I'm Britney, bitch!
01:03There's so much side boob I have to censor it out.
01:05If you want to get attention for your tits, you may as well just pose in a nudie mag.
01:08At least then you'll get paid for it too.
01:09Meanwhile, these bras are just weird and creepy.
01:11What are they? 90% glue?
01:13The amount of weight they can hold is so impressive.
01:15What are those? B-cups?
01:16Justin Bieber at his finest.
01:17Note to self. Never smile again.
01:19What are we trying to prove here? That Heisenberg looked evil?
01:21That's not news.
01:22Ugh, from a zero to a zero.
01:23Best creepy blowjobs ever.
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