00:00If you can't sing and you generally suck You will use a phone coder cause you're a dumb fuck
00:08If you are a loser or a mentally retarded You will use a phone coder to get the party started
00:16Look at me dance with my crappy FX I am Onision some hobo with Tourette's
00:24I will repeat the same tune a billion times And act like I'm a genius for my lame-ass fucking rhymes
00:32I have no talent, I have no talent I have no talent, I also suck at lyrics
00:48My name is Onision, YouTube's biggest moron I can't get my pecker up, nothing rhymes with hard
00:56I am not capable, I cannot carry a tune So I modify my voice cause I'm such a noob
01:04If you are a douchebag, you will use a phone coder
01:32If you are a douchebag, you will use a phone coder