00:00The ideal tummy.
00:00What does it look like?
00:01Well yeah, when you pinch it like that, it doesn't look great.
00:03This chick straight up looks like she's starving to death.
00:05Same with you, lady.
00:06When I see stomachs like that, I think,
00:07this chick can't have babies.
00:08Me being a typical straight man, it's no bueno.
00:10This woman also looks painfully skinny.
00:12P.S. Nice Photoshop.
00:13Way to give women impossible goals.
00:14That is disgusting.
00:15If your gut casts its own shadow, yeah, there's a problem.
00:18An old woman before and after a tummy tuck,
00:19what was the chance of you dying on the operating table?
00:21One in one?
00:21That is one quality muffin top.
00:23You must have got it from Whole Foods.
00:24So that's where Jamba Juice comes from.
00:25Oh, was that too far?
00:27No, but seriously, now I'm craving Jamba.
00:28I see a lot of stretch marks.
00:29It's okay, some dudes are into scars.
00:30Especially the ones they inflict because men are horrible.
00:32That's one way to cover up a tummy tuck.
00:34And what to do about that gruesome looking belly button.
00:36Before they had what I would consider a decently ideal stomach.
00:38And now they're a mutilated freak.
00:39Good job, guys.
00:40You want to know how I got this scar?
00:42It was self-loathing, wasn't it?
00:43Weakness is self-consciousness.
00:44Oh, there's a crack in the wall.
00:46Better graffiti over it.
00:47That'll make it look better.
00:48Jesus Christ.
00:49Oh, I see your problem here.
00:50Smaller your underwear, the bigger your gut looks.
00:52This woman's stomach is okay.
00:53Not quite as Anna-looking as it could be.
00:55This chick looks about 99% fake.
00:56Hey, look.
00:57Generic.
00:58Well, that obliterates the idea that models used to be heavier.
01:00That chick needs to learn how to make sandwiches so she can make herself one.
01:02Close your legs, Samantha.
01:03I'm not that kind of guy.
01:04You know, straight.
01:05Jesus Christ, these aren't even real people.
01:07I literally had to type in plus size just to find a stomach I could agree with.
01:10Why do you have to be such a prick, society?
01:11There's another gorgeous body.
01:12Showed up for plus size.
01:13This chick showed up for plus size too.
01:15I guess that's permission for me to hang myself.
01:16Another chick considered plus size.
01:18Who actually looks more like the right size.
01:19Found it.
01:20This woman basically has the perfect stomach.
01:21This woman's not so skinny that you can see her ribs through her skin.
01:24But she's not so heavy that her gut overlaps her bikini bottom.
01:26This one's a bit much.
01:27It looks like your clothes are strangling you to death.
01:29Yeah, rest my case.
01:30That is the perfect tummy.
01:31This one's pretty good looking too.
01:32But what can I say?
01:33I don't prefer my ladies to be starving.
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