00:00Face implants gone wrong, you know facelifts and stuff. More like hair gone wrong. I'm a mess.
00:05This woman got testicles installed in her face. Not sure why her surgeon was smoking.
00:08Then there's cocaine face McGee. What, you like getting fisted so much you wanted to look like a human ventriloquist doll?
00:12Nice hairline, where'd you get that? Walmart? Yikes.
00:14Then there's whatever that is. We'll call her Bongo the Clown.
00:16You did so much work on your face that you skipped your eyebrows. Why?
00:19Remember how cute that chick from Me, Myself and Irene was? Congratulations society, you ruined her.
00:23And what is Edward guilty of? Being too handsome? And maybe fixing his nose?
00:26Yeah, this one's kind of obvious. Did she get implants or did they remove things?
00:29She's like, my face looks too face. Can you remove parts of my face? Wow.
00:32I think you might be entitled to a refund. This is not what you paid for.
00:35It's not plastic surgery that's letting yourself go. It's like her neck turned into a landslide.
00:39To her credit, she's like as old as Mr. Burns. Seems legit. I guarantee you won't find any scars on those titties.
00:44Speaking of titty scars, are you sure she didn't just become a mom?
00:46You hold the power of tilting your head forward like this and tilting your head back like this.
00:49Satan before, Satan after. It's like the villain from Mad Max.
00:52I was decently attractive once, now they call me Patty Pancakes.
00:54Unless you got in an accident or something, don't get plastic surgery.
00:57Wow, you're hot. What are you, 90? That's what I call a great gilf.
01:00You got plastic surgery, but you didn't fix that nose.
01:02Another fellow who clearly doesn't nose what he should fix.
01:05Nose jobs don't always work out. Like take this chick for instance.
01:07This is before, this is after. Yikes.
01:09This nose job isn't that great either. I don't think that's plastic surgery, I think that's drugs.
01:12Lots of drugs.
01:13You hold the power of a low self-esteem. Remember, ladies and gentlemen,
01:16either you start loving yourself or you're gonna look like that.
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