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00:48 I was this close last night.
00:51 - This close.
00:52 One over, two over.
00:53 - Two over.
00:54 The girl, two down in the orange pants,
00:57 just housing High Noons next to Taylor Swift.
01:01 Like, that people are joking.
01:04 If I get Taylor Swift drinking a High Noon,
01:07 that's billions of High Noons.
01:09 - What?
01:10 I agree with you, but also,
01:12 don't you think like anybody who,
01:15 no, I guess there's just that many Taylor Swift fans.
01:18 - Taylor Swift, like the jeans she wore,
01:20 you sold out in two seconds.
01:22 - I feel like anybody who's drinking High Noons
01:25 like already knows Taylor Swift and vice versa,
01:27 but I guess there's just that many people.
01:29 - Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean like
01:32 you only drink High Noons.
01:33 If she drinks High Noon, you can,
01:36 if you're a major Swifty, you can only drink High Noons.
01:39 So very, very, very close.
01:42 And we'll get into that in the beginning.
01:44 NFL, around the clock, we got, you know, three losers here.
01:48 - Are you admitting you're a loser?
01:51 - Yeah, I mean, what now?
01:53 Are the Patriots frisky?
01:54 Are they-
01:55 - No, they're not frisky.
01:57 Like I didn't really watch the game too closely.
01:59 I was in mourning Tim Wakefield, all time,
02:02 all time Red Sox legend, passed away, brain cancer.
02:06 Schilling said he was sick.
02:07 I didn't know he was that sick.
02:09 Like Schilling, like basically said he was sick
02:12 a couple of days before.
02:13 That was a huge story because the family want privacy.
02:16 And then he passed away like almost right after.
02:19 And he's an all time beloved Red Sox.
02:22 So, you know, to quote a guy around here
02:26 who doesn't believe it,
02:29 some things are bigger than sports.
02:31 Like some things are.
02:32 So yeah, I was watching the Patriots Cowboys.
02:36 I think the Patriots got slammed,
02:38 but my heart was somewhere else, you know?
02:40 - Right, so understandable, but now it's Monday.
02:45 - Yeah, Monday I woke up, Monday I woke up thinking,
02:51 you know, we lost our two best defensive players.
02:55 That's tough.
02:57 - Right.
02:57 - But are you ready to admit that Mac Jones is bad?
03:01 He had a bad game for sure.
03:03 Again, Dan, again, Dan, again.
03:06 - He had some terrible throws.
03:08 - Again, he's made bad, D.
03:10 - Maybe I wasn't watching the game that closely.
03:14 I gotta go watch back and watch the tape.
03:16 - He was awful, awful.
03:18 - He's bad, D.
03:19 - I'll take that.
03:20 - Who knows bad quarterbacks better than me?
03:22 - Well, I mean, I saw your Twitter feed, Kevin,
03:26 saying the Jets had no chance, they're gonna lose by 100.
03:28 They almost won that game.
03:30 I'll go watch the tape.
03:32 He's bad, D.
03:34 - Not good, not pretty.
03:35 - Dave, he's bad.
03:36 He's not good at quarterbacking.
03:38 It's crazy.
03:40 - I don't think Patriot fans understand.
03:43 - He's not playing up to his Pro Bowl status.
03:47 - The Pro Bowl, Tyler Huggins was a Pro Bowler.
03:50 - No, I was not.
03:50 - Why are you so convinced that?
03:52 - I'm not, do I sound convinced right now?
03:54 - Yeah, but you guys shouldn't even be considering that.
03:57 And you just think because Belichick drafted him,
03:59 because he's a Patriot.
04:01 - I'm gonna be honest, I feel like I haven't said
04:04 any of that, but you guys are putting words in my mouth.
04:06 This, from what I'm hearing.
04:08 - Two weeks ago.
04:09 - No, two weeks ago, you said that he was,
04:10 that you'd take him number one in the AFC East.
04:13 (laughing)
04:14 - You're such an asshole.
04:15 - I'll tell you that, literally two weeks ago.
04:17 - Stand by your man, stand by your man.
04:19 - That two guy didn't look that good.
04:21 That two guy.
04:22 - Yeah, Josh Allen looked pretty damn good.
04:24 - Hey, hey, I like Josh Allen.
04:26 We got some problems in New England.
04:28 - I don't think you guys get, you guys got so spoiled,
04:32 but and then even people like yourself were old enough
04:35 to remember how bad it was.
04:37 It's still, it was such a long time ago
04:39 that I still don't think you guys understand
04:41 what it's like to have a bad football.
04:42 - Let me just read something.
04:44 - It would be easier, Dave, Dave, it would be easier
04:46 if you just admitted that Matt Jones wasn't good
04:48 and then you could turn the page.
04:49 - All right, let me just tell you.
04:51 I texted this to Greg Olson, 6.31 PM yesterday.
04:55 He was on the call.
04:57 I said, if you need to fill air time, feel free to say this.
05:02 This is a tough day, but remember the Patriots ran the NFL
05:05 for 20 years, their fans can sleep easy
05:07 on their six Super Bowl rings.
05:09 No fan base will ever have the run they did.
05:11 We should all be so lucky to be Pats fans.
05:13 That is my official stance.
05:15 - That's the past, brother, that is the past.
05:17 - Well, yeah, but life is made up of moments in the past.
05:21 - Yes, and also made up of moments in the future.
05:25 And those moments in the future are going to be very bad.
05:29 - Well, yeah, right.
05:30 But when the sum of, when we're all in the box,
05:33 six feet under, you look back and say,
05:36 did this guy have a good life as a football fan?
05:40 The two of you?
05:42 - No. - That is a fact.
05:43 - They're gonna look back and they're gonna say
05:45 he had one of the best runs.
05:47 - Okay.
05:48 - No, he doesn't owe any IOUs, he got it all out.
05:53 So I'm gonna live with that.
05:54 - But they will remember that you called Mac Jones
05:55 a pro bowler and yada, yada, yada.
05:57 - Sorry I ride with my guys.
05:59 Yeah, but they--
06:00 - If you wanted to just say that, you're like,
06:02 listen, my guys stinks, but I'm gonna ride with them.
06:04 I gotta do with Zach Wilson right now.
06:06 Zach Wilson stinks, he's way the best he's ever played
06:08 in his life. - Have you heard me
06:09 during this rundown say I am sold on the Patriots?
06:14 No, I've said we had a death in the family.
06:16 I'll go back and watch the tape.
06:18 - So when you watch the tape,
06:20 will you make a statement on Mac Jones
06:22 and whether he is the guy?
06:23 - Yes.
06:24 - When will you be watching the tape?
06:26 - I don't even know how you get the tape.
06:30 - You got any free time?
06:31 - How do you get the tape?
06:32 - We gotta give him the all 22.
06:34 - Stephen Chay will get you all 22, yeah.
06:36 - Yeah, all right, let's move along.
06:37 Bears had a gigantic lead and blew it
06:40 to arguably one of the worst teams in the NFL.
06:43 - Oh no. - Big turnovers.
06:45 - The Bears are the worst team in the NFL.
06:47 - Yeah, it was up for grabs.
06:48 It looked like maybe the Broncos were there for a minute.
06:51 And then we saw actually the five minute man come back
06:53 in which he's moving the ball up and down the field
06:55 at ease.
06:56 - Listen, I, unlike you, have said on record
07:00 that Justin Fields isn't the guy.
07:01 I understand that now.
07:02 He had, that loss was not him.
07:04 He was phenomenal yesterday.
07:06 Matt Iberflues is the dumbest coach of all time.
07:09 And so I felt bad for Justin Fields
07:11 because for once this year, he wasn't the problem.
07:14 And I can admit, like the Bears are,
07:17 we have the number one and number two pick.
07:20 We have the number one and the number two pick right now.
07:22 That's pretty good.
07:23 I got hope.
07:24 I got hope in my back pocket, okay?
07:26 You can't hurt me.
07:27 I know they're the worst team in the NFL.
07:29 At this point, I would prefer they lose
07:31 because I want to keep the number one and number two pick.
07:33 And Matt Iberflues is one of the worst coaches
07:36 probably in the history of the NFL.
07:37 He's lost 14 straight games.
07:39 He's a defensive coach that decided
07:40 not to kick a field goal in a tie game
07:43 with two and a half minutes left.
07:45 But Justin Fields, of all the things
07:47 that have happened this year where he's been bad,
07:49 this was one of those games where he was not bad.
07:52 - Kevin, we'll move to you.
07:54 Taylor Swift, Knight, the NFL,
07:56 which by the way, Dan, your argument,
07:57 the NFL is very much acting like
08:01 they need Taylor Swift in their lives.
08:03 I mean, with the Taylor Swift show,
08:05 she came with Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively.
08:09 I don't even know that they mentioned those two, by the way.
08:11 She had Sophie Turner in the crowd
08:13 and they were showing every two seconds.
08:17 And the Jets, after falling behind 17-0,
08:20 come rolling back, Zach Wilson played okay.
08:24 - Zach Wilson played great except for that fumble.
08:25 - He played better than okay.
08:26 - He got that fumble.
08:27 He was awesome.
08:28 He was making throws, back shoulder,
08:30 dropping it in the bucket.
08:32 Timing was impeccable.
08:33 - It was like you're in a hospital.
08:35 You just got out of a hospital, Kevin.
08:37 - I'm in one of the low comfort.
08:39 - Like a robe with a t-shirt,
08:40 like a hospital robe on or something.
08:42 - Zach, yo, did you see Rodney Harrison post-game?
08:48 - I have no problem with that.
08:49 I have absolutely no problem.
08:51 Well, everyone's so mad about that,
08:53 but isn't that what you, like,
08:55 my next door neighbor, Chris Jones,
08:58 he said that, he said Zach Wilson was special.
09:02 And he's like, he's special.
09:03 I have no problem.
09:04 What's wrong with that?
09:07 - That's fine.
09:07 It was excessive by the end of the night.
09:11 And also, like, he played the greatest game of his career.
09:16 Like, he played almost as good as a quarterback can play
09:18 minus a turnover.
09:20 Like, that's not the night to continue to rail on him.
09:24 Or it ends up looking like you just have,
09:28 like, an axe to grind.
09:29 You know what I mean?
09:30 Like me, I rail on the guy all the time,
09:32 but last night I was like,
09:34 I mean, he played fucking unbelievable.
09:36 It was a special night.
09:37 We fell short, blah, blah, blah.
09:38 That was not the night to continue to go in on Zach Wilson.
09:42 He's admitting, you were reading his lips.
09:44 He said, I've lost the game for us.
09:46 Like, it was the only time actually Zach Wilson's
09:48 ever really been likable.
09:50 And if he has anything, if there's like a glimmer of hope,
09:54 he has one last shot here to maybe, you know,
09:57 have some semblance of a career.
09:58 That's not the night to be going in on him.
10:01 - I wasn't as outraged as everybody else.
10:04 He thoroughly outplayed Patrick Mahomes.
10:07 And I agree with you, Dave, I wasn't that outraged
10:09 because you can't have it both ways.
10:12 You want, if the guys are robots at the desk,
10:15 like Tony Dungy's sitting there, he's a fucking robot.
10:18 You sit there and like, why are these guys,
10:20 they're not saying anything.
10:21 They're just filling time.
10:23 Rodney Harrison has opinion.
10:24 You could be mad about his opinion,
10:26 but that's his opinion.
10:27 - Yeah, I feel like he was trying to like,
10:30 who was he talking to?
10:32 He was like goading that out, like baiting him.
10:34 - Yeah, but if Chris Jones is on with us,
10:38 or he was on PMT and he said Zach Wilson was special,
10:42 I would hope somebody would be like,
10:43 - I would have said no.
10:44 - Yeah, right.
10:45 - Yeah, but also, but you can be like, yes,
10:48 he's not special, but then that being a post game,
10:52 like interview.
10:53 - I just think though, I thought, I thought,
10:55 I didn't watch it that closely.
10:56 I thought Harrison did say, were you surprised
10:59 by how good he played based on what you had seen on tape?
11:02 I don't know, I didn't think people going nuts on it.
11:05 I didn't see it.
11:06 I will say, I have Kelsey on my fantasy team I lost.
11:11 He's done.
11:12 I don't, I am one of those believers,
11:15 and I'm sure there's teams, the old Cowboys.
11:17 I'm trained in the way of Belichick, not great now.
11:21 The amount of additional scrutiny,
11:23 and the circus atmosphere that is following the Chiefs,
11:28 that I think may take its toll as the season continues.
11:32 If she keeps showing up, I mean,
11:34 you got Brittany Holmes who looks miserable.
11:36 Brittany Holmes looking miserable
11:39 while they're celebrating the whole thing.
11:42 - I feel like she went to the first game,
11:44 and then this one being in New York,
11:45 I feel like, like she's not gonna go to Minnesota.
11:48 I don't think.
11:48 - Blake Lively doing acting like she grew up
11:51 for the Chiefs.
11:52 - Yeah, that was weird.
11:53 - Crazy.
11:54 I don't mind them going to the game,
11:57 but you're going that nuts route for the,
11:59 like every grown adult, I don't care if you're a female,
12:04 male, I say that,
12:04 Silvana was asking me why Travis Kelsey
12:06 wasn't on the field on defense,
12:08 but I feel like most people have their teams by your adult,
12:13 and you can go to another game,
12:15 but to cheer that aggressively for a team
12:17 you don't care about, I don't know.
12:19 - Yeah, if they gambled on her,
12:20 which Patrick Mahoney screwed us so bad.
12:23 - Do you have the Chiefs?
12:24 - Yep.
12:25 - Yeah, that was, so bad.
12:26 - He also like, everyone was like,
12:28 what a great football play,
12:29 like that game was over if he scores.
12:31 It wasn't like, either way.
12:32 - It was a good play in the sense he had very-
12:36 - It would have been a two score game with 40 seconds.
12:38 - No, no, it was the right play,
12:39 but he had very limited yardage to like do it.
12:43 Like a lot of times, like he was in between like
12:46 the one and the goal line was the first time.
12:49 I do think, and Dan and I talk about this all the time,
12:53 you got to know your fan base.
12:55 - Yeah.
12:55 - Because your fans bet on you,
12:57 so you probably cost your fans
13:00 billions of dollars collectively.
13:02 - James Franklin.
13:03 James Franklin is a coach that Penn State fans know
13:06 that like, okay, maybe he won't win a national title.
13:08 He's going to try to cover the spread for us
13:10 and we're going to bet on him.
13:11 - He fake took a knee, up 20 and threw a touchdown pass.
13:16 - It was incredible.
13:17 And he did that against West Virginia as well, remember?
13:20 He was running his offense with like 40 seconds left.
13:23 - You will keep your alumni and your fan base happy
13:26 by covering, that makes perfect sense.
13:28 Other news around the league,
13:30 the big winners this week, I would say the Bills
13:36 and the big losers, the Bengals and Riverboat,
13:38 Ron Rivera with an absolute what?
13:41 - And me, I lost too.
13:43 I had a, I bet a ton of money on the Bills
13:45 and Nicky Smokes ended our friendship,
13:47 our lifelong friendship.
13:48 I don't know if you saw that.
13:49 - I saw you talk about, I mean,
13:51 I know you won Whale Missile Play.
13:53 I know he was in Buffalo, like screaming in front of kids,
13:58 being like his life's over.
14:00 I saw the friendship over, maybe I don't know exactly.
14:03 - He just tweeted at me and Jerry
14:06 because he was so upset about the game.
14:08 He was like, let me pull up the tweets
14:10 so I can get the exact words.
14:10 - He takes things aggressively hard.
14:13 I think he's shit faced a lot of times too.
14:15 - He's also like, I think he is pretty funny.
14:19 Like I actually thought that this was a hilarious tweet.
14:21 The fact that he actually, a grown man tweeted this.
14:24 He said, glad you weasel rats cast your bet,
14:27 but you lost a lifelong friendship
14:28 from somebody who would put it all on the line for his boys.
14:32 So I mean, at what cost?
14:34 - He is dead serious about that.
14:37 - Oh yeah.
14:38 - I was gonna say, is that an act or he means?
14:39 - No, no.
14:40 He's right up there with the crazies
14:43 we got with the Dolphins.
14:44 I'm now in a whole text chain with Jerry and Nicky Smokes.
14:49 Nicky Smokes apologized today.
14:50 He's like, let's get the boys back together.
14:52 I'll buy you guys lunch.
14:53 And Jerry said, I'm gonna need a lot more than that.
14:56 So now Jerry's really mad at Nicky.
14:58 - Well, yeah, you just got the crazies.
15:01 You got the absolute crazies.
15:02 And I'll tell you that bet that he and I got Jerry,
15:07 which I think Jerry asked out of again before Mack played,
15:10 'cause he said Kenny Pickett was hurt.
15:13 That is a race to the bottom,
15:15 that Mack Jones versus Kenny Pickett bet.
15:18 - You said, I think the Bengals are full panic mode now.
15:23 - That was a tough loss.
15:24 - They looked so bad.
15:25 - And they had the most to lose
15:26 because they were a legitimate Super Bowl team.
15:29 I didn't see them getting.
15:31 - He can't move.
15:33 - Is he hurt or?
15:35 - Yeah.
15:36 - Like that injured?
15:37 If you're that injured, you gotta shut it down though.
15:38 - That's the problem is like,
15:41 I think he's at the point now where he's so injured,
15:43 he shouldn't play because he can't,
15:45 like watching that game, the Titans,
15:47 there was zero chance that Burrow could move around
15:50 in the pocket or run with the football.
15:52 So they were just like blitzing, being like, we don't care.
15:55 He can't make throws downfield.
15:56 Like he's, I don't wanna make excuses,
15:59 but like he has been terrible,
16:01 but also at the same time, like he's hurt.
16:03 He should get healthy.
16:05 - I don't even think of it as like an excuse.
16:07 It's like, I know these guys are like,
16:09 they have pride and they don't wanna say they're injured,
16:11 but when you're just playing shitty and you are injured,
16:14 it's like, I'd rather people know that I'm hurt
16:16 than just terrible.
16:17 - What about Riverboat Ron?
16:20 I mean, I don't know how guys do that.
16:23 You're a nine point underdog on the road
16:28 versus one of the best teams in the NFL.
16:30 You score as the clock expires.
16:32 How you don't go for two is,
16:34 - Crazy.
16:35 - And what's his name?
16:36 Riverboat Ron, you can't call him that anymore,
16:38 but just in real time,
16:39 100% of the people were like that, you're an idiot.
16:43 I saw PFT calling for them.
16:44 Max with that,
16:46 - Little you small. - You're small.
16:49 Yeah, tough.
16:50 - Congrats Max.
16:51 - Fuck off.
16:53 Come on Jake.
16:53 - Missed it.
16:59 Nope, got it.
17:01 Fuck yeah, got the win.
17:02 Little you small.
17:04 (laughing)
17:05 Fuck yeah.
17:06 (laughing)
17:09 - Little you small.
17:13 - We should have won that, we should have won that.
17:15 (laughing)
17:17 - We got fucked by the camera.
17:18 - Little you small.
17:19 I'm gonna need that clip.
17:20 - That camera was crazy.
17:21 That camera was nuts.
17:23 - I was thinking I'm gonna need that clip.
17:25 - Jake Elliot, player of the game.
17:31 - I hate Max.
17:34 - Well, they were, in Max's defense,
17:38 PFT had done that to him earlier in the game.
17:41 He was doing the little small,
17:42 calling him a little boy.
17:44 And also Max, we've been getting in his head
17:47 because when Stephen Shay said he wants Jalen Hurts hurt,
17:51 Max sat there and did nothing.
17:53 And so we've kind of taken his Philly card from him.
17:55 Like, dude, you got it.
17:56 Like any real Philly fan would have slapped
17:58 Stephen Shay in the face.
17:59 - Oh, a hundred percent.
18:00 - And so he's regretting that.
18:01 And so now he's like, I gotta make up for it.
18:04 But yeah, little you small is a brutal, brutal.
18:08 - Especially when you're small.
18:10 - Yeah, and patting him on the head.
18:12 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:13 I took a personal.
18:15 So if people are like,
18:17 why are you taking stuff out on Max when I see Max?
18:20 'Cause everything Max does, I take personal.
18:22 So like when I respond and put it to you like,
18:26 that was out of nowhere.
18:27 It's like, well, no, I'm filing it all the way.
18:29 I'm defending my guys.
18:30 Simply safe.
18:31 Well, it's official, falls here.
18:33 If you're like me, you're setting back into busier.
18:35 I wasn't sure we had the same read.
18:39 It's official, falls here.
18:40 If you're like me, you're setting back into busier routines
18:42 with the kids at school, you guys, spare time.
18:45 They go on a little rant.
18:46 I wrote a blog.
18:47 - Here we go.
18:49 - I flew first class to, where was it?
18:54 Chicago.
18:55 And a mother had their baby on their lap.
18:59 First class, didn't pay for that ticket.
19:01 Outrageous.
19:03 If you are in first class and you wanna bring a kid,
19:07 you have to pay for two first class tickets
19:11 because first class is a,
19:13 listen, if you're in the back with the pores
19:15 and you can't afford it, maybe fine.
19:18 Put the kid on your lap and that's roll of dice back there.
19:22 But first class, you're paying for premium seats.
19:25 This kid's knocking into me.
19:27 His shit's falling into my thing.
19:29 Like I'm supposed to pick up his dirty ass bottle.
19:32 He's coughing on me.
19:33 It's fucking unbelievable that airlines let parents fly
19:38 with kids for free.
19:40 - Did you ever give a take on the airline
19:42 doing the no kids?
19:44 Have you heard about that? - I love it, obviously.
19:46 I think the back five rows should be kids.
19:49 - Oh, so rather than no kids,
19:52 it's more this is the kid section.
19:54 - Yeah, stick on the way back.
19:55 In first class, you can bring your kid,
19:58 but you have to pay for the seat
19:59 because then you're not forcing somebody who did it.
20:03 Like if you can afford one, you can afford two.
20:05 - I agree and I've done that.
20:09 I've gotten a first class ticket
20:10 for like when my son was a baby.
20:12 'Cause I agree with you.
20:13 It's more, I don't want to feel like I have a baby
20:17 on my lap next to a regular person.
20:19 I'd rather have my baby sitting in the seat next to me
20:22 and like walled off.
20:24 - I agree with you.
20:25 - Woman comes, she goes, I hope my baby's behaved today.
20:28 You motherfucker.
20:30 (laughing)
20:32 - How did you get like of all the people too,
20:35 in fact, you're the one next to him.
20:38 - She has no idea.
20:39 She sat down just thinking,
20:40 oh, there's some nice man next to me.
20:42 Meanwhile, you're like.
20:43 - I'm taking pictures for my blog when she's not looking.
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21:56 College football, we were in Lincoln.
21:58 Absolute bloodbath.
22:00 - Oh man. - Just to--
22:01 - That was insane.
22:02 - Just-- - It was bad.
22:04 It was depressing.
22:06 - I was waiting all day for Will's like spin zone.
22:09 It was that they weren't, the crowd wasn't loud enough
22:11 on third and one when they were down seven, nothing.
22:14 Great, great town, terrible football program.
22:16 Michigan, very good.
22:18 What else do we have?
22:21 Do you see Trent Dilfer go absolutely nuts at UAB?
22:25 He's got, what's weird is I don't remember him
22:29 ever doing that as a player,
22:31 but this is the second time as a coach.
22:33 He did it in high school where he like attacked a kid
22:37 and he goes absolutely ballistic.
22:39 Trent Dilfer.
22:41 - So he did this, yeah, he did that in high school.
22:43 I think we kind of like slowly stumbled upon
22:46 Trent Dilfer's psyche because it's gotta kind of suck
22:50 to be Trent Dilfer.
22:52 He was probably an all state, you know,
22:55 athlete in high school, played at Fresno State,
22:58 was very good, drafted the NFL.
23:00 Like by all regular measures, he's an elite, elite athlete.
23:04 And then he wins a Super Bowl and he's like the answer
23:08 to always like you don't need a quarterback
23:10 to win a Super Bowl.
23:11 So basically Trent Dilfer has lived his whole life
23:13 being like, I'm the man, I'm sick at sports.
23:16 And the whole world is like, you suck, dude.
23:19 So he just walks around with that energy all the time.
23:22 - He is the answer.
23:23 Well, you can win with, if you can win with Dilfer,
23:26 you can win with anybody, yeah.
23:27 - Like it sucks for him.
23:29 And he's like, wait, but I played in the pros
23:31 for like a decade.
23:32 I'm a good man.
23:33 Like if you put it in the realm of like athletes
23:36 in the world, he's the top, you know, oh, oh, oh, 1%.
23:40 Meanwhile, just guys like us will walk around
23:42 being like Trent Dilfer sucks.
23:43 Like, like.
23:44 - Also, when he went nuts on the high school kid,
23:48 that was like a big deal, right?
23:49 Everyone was like, you're a fucking asshole.
23:51 And so like, I mean, I guess it's a little bit different.
23:53 He was yelling at one of his assistant coaches.
23:55 - Special teams, they had too many men on the field
23:57 for a punt.
23:58 So like, it's different to yell at a coach
24:00 versus a high school kid,
24:01 but you would figure once you were already like chewed out.
24:04 - Well, he can't control.
24:05 That's a man who cannot control his temper.
24:07 He just goes, yeah, he goes blind with rage,
24:10 being like thinking of some Joe Schmoe being like.
24:13 It's like Bosco when Bosco like was on drugs.
24:18 - Yeah, speaking of which,
24:19 he had Tulane in that game every which way.
24:22 - Yeah, he got smoked.
24:24 Couple more college things.
24:27 The South Carolina security guard is so,
24:32 no, excuse me, the Ole Miss, Ole Miss LSU.
24:36 That is an all time video.
24:39 That guy, I don't know what he was doing.
24:44 He was sliding back and forth really very much
24:48 into like bumping people, not really stopping them
24:52 right up until he decked that girl who ran by.
24:57 That was crazy.
24:58 There's a one video of, what's that, Matt Carralzo,
25:00 number two, he like kind of scoots by him
25:04 like he's playing tag.
25:05 He like lifts up.
25:06 I mean, what was this guy doing?
25:09 - There was also the forearm shivers that he was throwing.
25:12 He was just like, this is my moment.
25:14 I'm gonna show everyone.
25:15 There's also was a video, Dave,
25:17 of a Tennessee player had brought a like chicken doll
25:22 'cause they're the Gamecocks
25:24 and then a South Carolina player stole it from him
25:27 after the game.
25:28 And then the Tennessee police filed a police report
25:31 against the South Carolina player.
25:33 Like it was just mayhem.
25:35 Oh, actually there's a Tennessee game.
25:36 I'm talking about Tennessee game, getting them all confused.
25:38 - Well, the Tennessee game had Florida,
25:40 that picture of the guy with his drawers around his pants.
25:45 It's just college football, I guess, in the SEC.
25:49 - Right. - Where lots of things
25:50 are happening.
25:51 I need more footage of the security guard
25:53 because he looked like he had an oh shit moment
25:56 when he took out the girl
25:57 'cause he went and looked back
25:59 and looked like he was starting to go towards her.
26:01 But yeah, that, what happens to that guy?
26:05 Like if you're a school official
26:07 and you're watching what he's doing, what do you do?
26:09 - I'm happy you said it.
26:12 I thought that was like all time top,
26:13 you know, video of the decade material.
26:15 That was incredible. - It's unbelievable.
26:17 He's just sliding back and forth trying to whack people.
26:20 And then the other video I put in there,
26:23 that girl gets drilled with the football.
26:27 And then she almost looks like she,
26:30 who's the guy who does the painting in "Wedding Crashers"
26:32 when he like curls up? - Todd.
26:35 - Todd, she did like a Todd move after she got in.
26:39 Like she didn't react at all.
26:41 She got smacked in the face.
26:44 And then she just kind of like curls up
26:46 exactly like Todd does in "Wedding Crashers."
26:49 Crazy, that's college football for you.
26:52 - It's the best.
26:54 - The Ryder Cup was never really that close.
26:57 Obviously you had major drama with the Cantlay
27:00 and his caddy and the hat drama.
27:02 And then Rory screaming at, what was the caddy's name?
27:07 - Joe Lacava. - Joe Lacava.
27:10 And then golf people blowing everything out of proportion
27:13 and just yelling back and forth.
27:16 And you had Justin Thomas just doing his hat thing
27:19 every time he hit a shot.
27:21 US got smoked though in the end.
27:24 And then they're cheering and going crazy.
27:27 I was watching it, but it just never was close enough
27:30 to really get going.
27:32 Like you had that moment with the hat,
27:34 but that was about it.
27:36 - Yeah, yeah.
27:37 Max's putt was big.
27:39 Max like- - He played lights out, right?
27:42 - Yeah, he was awesome.
27:43 And that would have, he would have been in the shittiest spot
27:45 because he had that putt where he was like the fourth
27:48 or fifth pairing.
27:50 And if he had missed it, they would have officially lost,
27:52 but he wasn't the reason they would have lost.
27:54 He was awesome.
27:55 But the hat shit was so funny.
27:57 And it's every single time we go to Europe
28:00 for the Ryder Cup, we fall for the same tricks.
28:02 It's like something happens. - Like fake stories.
28:04 - Yeah, the European press is like, well, hat gate.
28:07 And like Cantlay's like, no, the hat didn't fit.
28:10 His dad was like, well, he's getting married soon.
28:12 He didn't want to have sunburn lines.
28:14 Like the whole thing was just insane.
28:16 It was so funny.
28:18 - I guess people don't like Cantlay.
28:20 Is that he's like kind of an asshole.
28:22 - He's a slow player, yeah.
28:24 - Okay, fine, whatever.
28:26 His take that they should get paid is like, whoa.
28:29 - I don't know that he was saying that was true.
28:32 Was that, wasn't that another rumor?
28:34 - Oh, whether, okay, well, whether that's true,
28:38 if that's not true, it was just made up.
28:39 - I think I heard what the issue was.
28:42 - They get paid is insane.
28:43 - I heard the issue was Dan's fucking butt boy there.
28:47 That piece of shit.
28:48 - Makes money moves.
28:49 - Oh, you don't respect making money moves?
28:51 - Brooks Koepka got a bonus from Liv
28:54 to be in the Ryder Cup.
28:56 - Yeah, that makes sense.
28:58 - I mean, that friendship is disgusting.
29:02 Let's just say that.
29:03 - Dan and Brooks?
29:04 - Yeah, disgusting.
29:06 It is, NBA.
29:12 - I love that it disgusts you.
29:14 - It does, every time.
29:15 - I know.
29:16 - PMT Dan playing with Brooks fucking Koepka.
29:19 So Koepka can try to get like some cool guy shine.
29:22 Let's fuck him.
29:23 NBA, Celtics, Drew Holiday.
29:30 Now we gave, I do like Williams,
29:33 but he's hurt all the time.
29:34 Drew Holiday is sent from heaven
29:37 from what the Celtics need.
29:38 They need a veteran point guard to spread the court.
29:42 So you don't have to have Tatum
29:45 and JT taking the ball up the court.
29:48 We are, we're going the whole thing.
29:51 - Yeah?
29:53 - Yeah.
29:54 - He is like a way better Marcus Smart.
29:57 - Yeah, I mean, Marcus Smart wasn't like a real point guard.
30:02 - Right, that's what I'm saying.
30:03 Like he is defensively a stud and also a real point guard.
30:06 Like he is what you wanted Marcus Smart
30:08 to slowly mold into.
30:11 - And Brown Tatum on the wings.
30:13 Drew, you got Pozingas.
30:16 This team, they're loaded.
30:19 - Damon Milwaukee making you nervous?
30:21 - No.
30:21 He has a lot to live up to.
30:25 He's a great, great player,
30:27 but people have just assumed,
30:29 like if you join a team, like they're a superpower.
30:33 That's not generally how the NBA works,
30:35 especially when you've been on a team,
30:37 like when you're the top dog
30:39 and now you're not the top dog really.
30:43 Drew Holiday is built like he was on a team
30:46 where he was in the role.
30:48 Yeah, so I love it.
30:49 We had a funny exchange actually
30:54 because Pat Beverly, when Milwaukee lost Drew Holiday,
30:59 he's like, "Don't sleep on Drew now.
31:02 That's a huge loss.
31:03 Like he's the real deal."
31:05 And then he goes to the Celtics.
31:07 So I put into a group chat with Roan and Pat Bev,
31:12 I'm like, "You're right, Pat.
31:14 Like he's the real deal.
31:15 Celtics are gonna be like unbeatable."
31:17 And Roan's like, "Oh, I can't believe you gave up this.
31:20 You guys suck."
31:21 And Pat, he goes, first of all,
31:23 I don't know if he did this.
31:26 He said, "Ron."
31:27 He goes, "No, Ron.
31:28 He's the real deal."
31:29 And then I just wrote back in like crying emojis,
31:33 like, "Ron don't know ball."
31:35 And Roan didn't reply for like two hours.
31:37 He's like, "Pat, we gotta just get together
31:39 on our shit talk here."
31:40 Like this didn't go down how we wanted.
31:41 So very excited.
31:42 - Do you see Jerry Butler's haircut today at media day?
31:46 - Yeah, crazy.
31:48 - He looks like Andre 300 or whatever that guy
31:50 when he had the long hair.
31:52 - He let out his dreads, yeah.
31:53 - Yeah.
31:54 And he said it matches emotional mood
31:56 because they're still devastated
31:58 that they didn't get Lillard.
32:00 Last one, LeFay.
32:03 So LeBron, LeBron has started to decide
32:07 that he is going to now be,
32:08 he's gone tout in the NFL.
32:11 He's like, "I'm gonna start giving my NFL picks
32:14 these long winded Instagram lives
32:18 saying literally nothing."
32:20 - We know we got the number one defense
32:22 in the league right now.
32:23 Holding teams under all the averages,
32:25 points per game, rushes per game,
32:27 passing yards per game.
32:28 We getting off the field on third downs.
32:30 Myles Garrett is probably at the top
32:33 along with TJ Watt as far as a defensive player of the year
32:36 right now as it stands through four games.
32:39 So I gotta go and of course I'm gonna go
32:43 with my Cleveland Browns to win that game.
32:45 Moving on.
32:47 - He's saying a lot, but saying nothing.
32:50 He started by saying, he came onto the scene being like,
32:53 "Well, I'm gonna start giving my picks."
32:55 I would have had the Lions on Thursday.
32:57 - No, he had them.
32:58 - Yeah, he had them, but he didn't give it out.
33:01 - And the Jaguars on Sunday morning.
33:03 - Which he also didn't give out.
33:05 - Yeah, both of them.
33:06 - But the two he gave out
33:08 were the Browns and the Steelers
33:10 who lost by combined 9,000 points.
33:13 So Lafayette was actually trending at one point.
33:17 So we'll see how he spins it.
33:19 I know this about following LeBron,
33:22 this will bother him.
33:24 - Yeah, oh God, totally.
33:26 And it's like the one thing that nobody gets right
33:29 and you know that he wants to be right
33:30 and there's no chance he's gonna be right.
33:32 And there's no reason for him to even dive into this.
33:35 Why, like who?
33:36 - It almost seems like he wants to get like an ad deal
33:38 or something like this.
33:39 So in the left field, but he wasn't just wrong.
33:43 - Yeah, he was very wrong.
33:45 - He picked the two worst spreads basically on the card.
33:48 - Well, it makes two and two.
33:50 You gotta count his first two wins.
33:52 - Yeah, and he, Dave, he doesn't know.
33:54 Like we've been doing this our whole lives.
33:57 Even though I know the game,
34:00 when people adamantly say they're fading me
34:03 and then I lose, it definitely hurts.
34:05 It still stings where I'm like, shit, I was wrong.
34:08 And they were right, fuck, like it hurts.
34:11 So if he gets into this, it hurts.
34:14 - I gotta get some Lafayette shirts.
34:16 That's a good shirt.
34:18 That's it.
34:21 Do we have anything post-show?
34:22 Congrats on the house.
34:25 - Making real estate moves?
34:26 - Yeah, it's crazy.
34:27 The amount of time and effort that was spent
34:32 to keep that private, to have it just go nuclear
34:37 the second half, our own people writing articles,
34:39 but it was already out by the time.
34:41 I guess you'll never, you'll never.
34:43 I got that, I knew this.
34:44 - I said it on the radio today.
34:45 I think that the level of your real estate moves
34:50 are news is like the craziest level of fame to me.
34:55 Like what?
34:57 - And there's no way to keep it quiet.
34:59 Like if you get, there's just too many,
35:01 and that's not just me, anybody.
35:02 There's like too many people involved
35:05 in the process of like getting a house
35:08 for I guess to ever be quiet.
35:10 - So that's just like some lone originator sees the name
35:13 and is like, "Hey, Dave, fuck that."
35:14 - There's so many people, why they wanna like leak it
35:18 or tell like local, I mean, it's always.
35:21 - Yeah.
35:21 - It's always in the real estate agent to leak it
35:24 because they wanna be like, "Oh, you have real estate."
35:26 I don't think mine did, but yeah.
35:30 Now I went viral on like some,
35:32 like the union people are coming at me again.
35:35 I knew this would happen 'cause we went layoffs
35:39 and then like, but anyone who knows you buying a house,
35:43 like this thing was being done
35:46 before I knew I was getting back to the company.
35:48 It's not a go, I got the company back.
35:50 So it is what it is.
35:51 I'm very excited.
35:52 It's my favorite place on earth.
35:53 So yeah, no, I'm happy about it.
35:56 - Did we get to the bottom of the tunnel?
35:58 - I don't have those tunnels.
35:59 I don't know what they're talking about.
36:00 - Those are Elio's tunnels.
36:02 - Yeah, Elio.
36:03 I saw dead serious people congratulating Elio.
36:06 And he was accepting it.
36:09 He's like, "Thank you, like worked hard.
36:11 Like I'm very excited."
36:12 (laughing)
36:14 - Are the tunnels that don't exist
36:17 or you just didn't know about?
36:19 You don't know about it?
36:20 - No, there are no tunnels.
36:21 - Oh.
36:22 - I don't know what that,
36:23 there's something that's like,
36:25 I would call akin to a basement,
36:28 but it doesn't connect,
36:32 really champagne problems here,
36:33 but there's a house in the front, right on the water.
36:36 And there's a house back with the pool.
36:38 Those two are not connected by underground tunnels.
36:40 - Are you sure?
36:41 Did you check?
36:42 - No, I'm not sure.
36:43 - We need a tunnel.
36:44 You need a tunnel.
36:45 I just love the idea that like you call Elio
36:47 and like, "I bought a house."
36:48 And he's just like, sits there.
36:49 He's like, "I bought a house."
36:52 (laughing)
36:54 - He was shown,
36:55 I saw a video, he's like showing his kids pictures.
36:57 He's like, "Look at our house."
36:59 - Listen, listen.
37:01 What's going, the $42 million man, huh?
37:06 The $42 million man.
37:08 I didn't know it was the biggest purchase in Massachusetts.
37:13 You might wanna let me know about that.
37:15 I'm so glad I don't have to rent anymore.
37:17 It's such a great thing.
37:19 This freaking thing must be loaded, huh?
37:23 Elio, it must be loaded, right?
37:25 It's got a freaking tunnel.
37:27 You wanna go in a tunnel?
37:28 Yeah, I wanna go in a tunnel.
37:32 I mean, what type of,
37:33 why does it say it has a tunnel?
37:35 That was a tunnel for.
37:36 Nantucket living, baby.
37:41 Like that's where they're gonna be in the summer.
37:45 Like the pool's here.
37:47 - By the way, Fasoli just told me before we started
37:49 that now to write like the blog
37:51 and put the house in the rundown,
37:53 they're trying to charge us a thousand bucks.
37:55 - Yeah, they told us not to put it anywhere.
37:57 Your house is getting charged for your house.
38:00 - Your house, Dave, Elio's house.
38:03 - Wait, what?
38:04 - Like the real estate photographer
38:07 who took those pictures owns those pictures.
38:09 So when we try to blog it,
38:10 or I talked about it on the radio,
38:12 I said put the pictures up, we can't
38:13 'cause they sue 'cause they own the picture.
38:16 - Who, wait, is that just a general real estate?
38:20 Like literally my person was like,
38:22 Dave can't use his own house.
38:25 - Both, I think it happens in real estate a lot
38:28 and it is happening right now to your house with our site.
38:31 - Crazy.
38:32 - 'Cause it's not like it's that photo.
38:34 Like if you had a different photo of your house,
38:36 you could use those photos.
38:38 - Tell Fasoli I have my own photos.
38:40 I took of my house on my phone when I was there.
38:43 - $42 billion, but you can't have the picture.
38:45 - Can't use my own.
38:47 That's crazy, I didn't know that.
38:51 - Yeah, 'cause they probably sell it to like,
38:52 I don't know, magazines and brochures.
38:54 - Yeah, but that is mine.
38:56 - I don't think it is.
38:59 - No, the house is.
39:01 - The house is, the picture's not.
39:02 - All right.
39:04 - All right.
39:05 - 'Cause I gotta build tunnels, by the way.
39:05 You can't not have tunnels everywhere.
39:07 - I don't, I don't.
39:08 - Now, to be honest, now I'm kind of unimpressed.
39:11 - Yeah, me too.
39:11 - Yeah, there's no, we're in the summer, tunnels.
39:15 - Could you imagine Kevin owning a house without tunnels?
39:18 - What's even the point?
39:20 - There is a tunnel.
39:21 - $42 million, you can't even get a tunnel?
39:23 $42 million, you can't even get a tunnel?
39:25 - I'm not crying about no tunnels.
39:26 - Back in the day, $42 million, we could get you a tunnel.
39:28 - I'm not crying about no tunnels.
39:29 Listen, I was telling Dan,
39:31 I've entered real estate shaming to so many people,
39:34 like, you got that acreage,
39:35 like, you got fucking ripped off, dude.
39:38 By the way, I'm never gonna, here's what, here's a little--
39:41 - It's a little small, it's a little small.
39:42 - No, I'm not, here's a little--
39:43 - And there's no tunnels, and there's no tunnels.
39:44 - Here's a little tip for all the poorers out there
39:47 who can't afford a $42 million house,
39:49 I'm never gonna sell that house.
39:50 That house is, I'm going to die.
39:52 - Well, you won't be able to, it doesn't have tunnels, dude.
39:54 - I'm going to die in that house, so who cares?
39:57 Like, when it was like, hey,
39:58 do you wanna haggle on the price?
39:59 What's the difference between $35 million and $44 million?
40:02 None, I'm never gonna sell it.
40:04 - What's going on where you keep talking about
40:06 how soon you're gonna die?
40:08 You're 45. - I know.
40:09 No, no, no, no, no.
40:11 I don't mean it like that, dumb face.
40:13 I don't mean it like that.
40:15 I mean, I mean--
40:16 - You've been talking a lot about your mortality, bud.
40:19 - He did, Kevin, I texted him, congrats.
40:21 He said, "I'm gonna die in that house."
40:22 - Yes, me too. - What?
40:23 - What the fuck does that mean, dude?
40:24 - That means this is my dream house.
40:27 I'm never getting rid of it.
40:28 That will be forever.
40:29 And if everyone-- - Dude, you don't know that.
40:31 You're gonna live for 40 more years.
40:34 - And I'll have the house for four,
40:35 I don't care if I only have 100.
40:36 - You might, you might not.
40:37 It's not like, I'm just saying, you're actually--
40:38 - No, I do know, Kevin, you're not listening.
40:40 The point of that is you are so sometimes,
40:44 this is a simple debate that is starting to infuriate me
40:46 by your lack of intellectual capacity.
40:49 This is my favorite spot on earth.
40:52 I can watch the ferry, I hear it goes in,
40:54 it goes, "Arr," sit, watch the sunset.
40:56 This Miami house I'm in right now,
40:58 I will not own for the rest of my life
41:01 because it's not like my dream spot.
41:03 I will get rid of this house and sell it.
41:05 And yeah, then the Nantucket house,
41:07 those don't come on the market.
41:09 Those are mine forever.
41:10 If I have no kids, I'm not gonna let anyone,
41:12 I'll just put a giant gate around it
41:15 and no one can ever enter.
41:17 - Wait, but Dave, do you think also part of the reason
41:20 why you'll never sell it
41:20 is you don't have pictures to sell it?
41:23 - I'll get, I don't care about the pictures.
41:25 I don't care.
41:26 I saw the firm that made it, it's all over the web.
41:29 So I don't give a fuck about those pictures.
41:30 I don't like how those pictures are up there.
41:32 - Wait, wait, so wait, under this rule,
41:34 so if you have no next of kin and you die,
41:37 you're just gonna be like, no one gets this house?
41:39 - Yes.
41:40 - Like vacant, like a vacant belt.
41:42 Like it's just, nobody gets it.
41:43 - Not even Elio?
41:44 Not even Elio?
41:45 - No, I'll have a life, well, maybe Elio can still do
41:48 his same vacation schedule, but he can't take advantage of me.
41:51 What do I care about his grandkids?
41:52 I'm not gonna know them.
41:53 We'll keep it landscaped.
41:57 - So for the rest of it, so it's like JFK's eternal flame.
42:03 - Yeah.
42:03 - Dave's house will just stay there.
42:04 - It looks like someone's living there
42:06 and it's like well kept, but nobody's in there.
42:08 - Correct.
42:09 - And no one's ever getting to live there.
42:10 - Nobody gets to enjoy it anymore.
42:11 - Ever again.
42:12 - Well, if you were vacationing there,
42:14 like if Elio's kids or my sister's kids or whatever,
42:18 you can keep on that same vacation schedule,
42:21 but you can't take advantage of the fact that I died
42:23 and now it's like you live there all the time.
42:25 No, you can keep your same schedule.
42:27 - Right, so you get like two weeks a year kind of thing.
42:30 - But it had nothing to do with my mortality.
42:31 It's more like this is my dream house, I'm gonna die here.
42:35 - Literally die at that house.
42:37 - Wait, and--
42:39 - It will be with me forever.
42:41 I'm never going to sell it.
42:42 - In the afterlife as well.
42:43 - Is that gonna be your primary spot or what?
42:46 Like where are you gonna spend all your time?
42:47 - No, I won't be there in the winter.
42:49 - Winter, okay, 'cause it's like it just--
42:50 - Dave will never do winter again.
42:53 - No, winter's delicious.
42:54 - That's gotta be an awesome feeling, Dave.
42:56 Have you had that thought?
42:57 Like you're never gonna have to do winter again?
42:59 - I don't have, like if I go on a road trip,
43:02 like if we go to a football place,
43:04 I don't have winter coats, I don't have nothing.
43:06 Like I have no winter clothes.
43:09 - You just retired from winter.
43:11 - Yeah, no tunnels, no jackets, that's all.
43:14 - Yeah, you only really need tunnels in bad weather.
43:17 Well, or if you have a really cool house.
43:21 - Yeah, like real rich people.
43:24 - You guys are trying to get at me, I don't give a fuck.
43:25 - No, we're not.
43:26 Dave, I'm not trying to get at you.
43:27 I said congratulations.
43:29 You have to admit the house would be cooler
43:31 if it had tunnels.
43:32 - I don't think so.
43:33 - I feel like you bought it for 42
43:34 and it's actually worth 38 with no tunnels.
43:36 - That's fine because I'm never gonna sell it
43:38 because I'm gonna die there, so it's not an investment.
43:40 So I wasn't gonna haggle over like seven or $8 million.
43:44 - How high could that have gone?
43:46 If it was 50?
43:48 You're saying--
43:50 - 50 probably would have been a no-go, I would say.
43:52 - Really?
43:53 - 44 was about as much as I could probably swing together
43:58 and be like, "Yup, everything I do, I ask my finance guy.
44:02 "Can I do it?
44:03 "Yes, no, yes, yes, yes."
44:06 - Is that just like a regular mortgage,
44:08 just really fucking big,
44:09 or is it like a whole different process?
44:11 - I put down like 20-something million,
44:14 and then so I did like half.
44:16 - Oh, all right.
44:17 That's all, yeah, okay.
44:19 - Do you think that there will be a point
44:21 when you're at that house and you're like,
44:25 "Yeah, I kinda wish I had a tunnel"?
44:26 - Totally.
44:27 I mean, it's gonna enter your head.
44:29 It's gonna.
44:29 - It has to.
44:30 - It will.
44:31 - There will be one time.
44:32 - I honestly don't care.
44:34 - You know what?
44:35 - Here's the things I have to do.
44:36 If you're looking at,
44:37 "Hey, where can I bump into Dave Portnoy?"
44:39 I gotta learn how to do a boat.
44:41 I gotta learn how to scuba dive,
44:42 and I gotta learn how to scallop.
44:45 Apparently, right in front of my house, it's scallops.
44:47 People come by, you just scoop 'em in the ocean,
44:49 can't get fresher.
44:50 So while you guys are sitting in cold weather,
44:52 I'm gonna be scalloping.
44:54 See ya.
44:55 - He's 100% gonna die in a scuba diving accident.
44:58 (laughing)
44:59 - I mean, you don't think there's gonna be a moment
45:02 where he needs a tunnel now.
45:03 You're crazy.
45:04 Rich people need things like tunnels.
45:06 Like, especially now everyone knows the address.
45:10 He's not gonna be able to walk to and from each house.
45:12 You're supposed to go underneath
45:13 and be a rich person who's never seen.
45:15 - If you have one little thing wrong with your house,
45:18 it bugs you.
45:19 Not having tunnels would drive me insane
45:21 if I was supposed to have tunnels.
45:23 - If you told me I could have that house right now,
45:26 and I thought there were tunnels,
45:27 and then you came to me and said, "No tunnels,"
45:28 I would walk away.
45:29 I'd be like, "I want this house."
45:31 - Yeah, what do you mean there's no tunnels?
45:32 You said there were tunnels.
45:33 - I was told there were tunnels by a guy on Twitter.
45:35 Now there's no tunnels.
45:36 - He's gonna die in like 10 feet of water scuba diving.
45:40 - I'm telling you, something's going on.
45:42 He keeps talking like he's on death's door.
45:45 When this whole pen thing happened,
45:47 he was like, "It's getting late."
45:49 I'm like, "You're 45."
45:51 I've been calling 50 for so long,
45:53 I forgot that he's only 45.
45:55 - Oh, man.
45:58 - All right, we'll see you later.
45:59 - All right, well, that house, yeah,
46:01 that house will stay there forever.
46:02 No tunnels.
46:03 See you.
46:03 (whooshing)
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