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00:03Welcome to the Celebrity Dating Agency, where Nats and Eden are halfway through their mission
00:07to matchmake our single stars with civilians, in the hope of finding them true love.
00:14So to spice things up a bit, the agents are sending the celebs speed dating, a chance
00:19for our stars to smash through as many dates as possible without even having to get up
00:23off their celebrity arses.
00:25The whole point of speed dating is to really put them out of their comfort zone.
00:31It's time.
00:33First out of the blocks are Frankie, Bobby and Charlotte, and I mean, with this bunch, it
00:36might be less speed dating and more speed mating.
00:39These three are like the fun crowd.
00:43I think Frankie's going to surprise us tonight.
00:45I just pray he doesn't go in there too hard and too fast.
00:49I think I'll marry you tomorrow.
00:51So far, Bobby's snogged pretty much any bloke he's come across.
00:54Well, that sounded much ruder than I intended.
00:56The thing with Bobby is, he falls in love with every guy he meets.
01:00Because at the moment, he's being too nice for his own good.
01:02He wants all the chocolates in the box all of the time.
01:05Ha ha!
01:06Yeah.
01:07And Miss Dawson isn't doing much better either.
01:09Charlotte, all bets are off.
01:11Yeah, and probably most of the date he's closed.
01:14That's perked Tom up.
01:15She's got up close and personal with a string of dates.
01:18Oh, better.
01:19Before kindred spirit 21-year-old hunk Travis put her in an awkward position.
01:23No, not that one.
01:25Fuck classy, you know that, ain't it?
01:26He was only interested in Charlotte's wild side.
01:29Therefore, there's no time to waste as our celebs continue on their search to find love.
01:33Are we ready?
01:36This is too good.
01:38Tonight, the celebs will each date a selection of what we're calling normal people.
01:43Cheers.
01:43Have a beer.
01:44Phone box.
01:45Loves cricket.
01:46Little wave.
01:47Tattoos.
01:47My best feature is my life.
01:53Oh.
01:53Hello, darling.
01:55It's so wonderful you're from.
01:57I can't chuffing wait for tonight.
01:59I am gagging for some fresh meat.
02:02Ring on the boys.
02:03Now I'm nervous.
02:05Tonight will be fine.
02:05What's the worst that can happen in five minutes?
02:07You could propose again.
02:10Well, chin chin, guys.
02:11Good luck.
02:12Have a good one.
02:12I hope you find your soul mate.
02:14Right.
02:14Welcome to speed dating.
02:16You're going to meet a whole bunch of beautiful datees.
02:19You're going to have five minutes with each of them.
02:22And at the end of tonight, you have to ask one on a date.
02:26Oh.
02:26Okay?
02:27I'll tell you what, in five minutes, I can get the bloody just stripped down to the boxes.
02:31God.
02:31To be fair, most of my naked encounters last less than five minutes too.
02:40First up for Frankie is 22-year-old hairdresser Grace from Sunderland.
02:44Nice to meet you.
02:45Nice to meet you, mate.
02:46Is it Grace?
02:47Yes, it is.
02:48I hate when you call us a mate.
02:49I was actually expecting to meet someone different tonight.
02:52Oh, who was you meant to be meeting?
02:53Bobby?
02:56I wish I was meeting Bobby.
02:57I wish I was meeting Bobby.
02:59Oh, Grace.
02:59I'm not sure you fit the criteria for Bobby's bus, Grace.
03:02What?
03:02Who was you meant to be meeting him?
03:03He had an afro.
03:05A hate?
03:06I know I've got a big barn here, but I wouldn't go as far as an afro, mate.
03:09What's his name then?
03:11Fucking afro.
03:12Perry, I think.
03:13What?
03:13Perry Kylie?
03:14You're a series too late, Grace.
03:17Oh, I thought he was going to be here tonight.
03:19No, is he fucked?
03:20We could give him a bell if you need him.
03:23No, I wasn't.
03:24He's so offended.
03:26Is this bird for real?
03:27She's already told me she's not fancy me.
03:30I've got a stinker of a star here.
03:32Chin up, Frankie.
03:32You can only get better.
03:33Meanwhile, here's Bobby's first date.
03:3521-year-old Harry.
03:3721?
03:37What a beard.
03:38Look at that warm embrace.
03:40I always say that the best relationships are like a good hug.
03:44Close-knit, tightly bound, with a stirring underneath.
03:49So I'm supposed to be part of the town council meeting.
03:51Sounds like right, Laugh.
03:53I'm the mayoress of my town.
03:55Mayoress?
03:56Huh?
03:56What does that involve?
03:57Do you have a big...
03:59I have a big old...
04:00I have a big old...
04:00Dollar dollar dollar...
04:02Do you polish it all up?
04:03Yeah, God, no, it takes you to the jolies.
04:05They do all that for me.
04:06I'm going to Buckingham Palace for tea.
04:09Look at you rubbing shoulders.
04:11Do I call her your majesty or your highness?
04:13I'll call her Vicky.
04:14You could call her Vicky, but her name's Queen Elizabeth.
04:17So if I marry a mayoress, does that make me a lord?
04:23I'm saying nothing.
04:25You get to speak to Vicky.
04:26Have a little word in her shell, like.
04:28Say, my mate Bob's think he needs...
04:31Don't know the difference.
04:32OBE, MBE, knighthood.
04:36Anything going that's a title.
04:38I want letters after my name.
04:40How about WTF?
04:42Talking of royalty, let's see if...
04:44Charlotte's admiring her first set of crowned jolies.
04:47Hi. How are you? You all right?
04:48How are you? You OK?
04:49It's Mike, by the way. Nice to meet you.
04:51Nice to meet you, Mike.
04:53So, Mike, you're very sexy, aren't you?
04:57I wish I was massive and sexy.
04:58He's bloody massive.
05:00What a way to start the night off.
05:02How tall are you?
05:03Shall we have a...
05:04Yeah, go, come on.
05:04Let's see how I saw you.
05:06I saw you again, hi.
05:07But I'm tired.
05:07She hung out.
05:09Oh, that makes me fancy even more.
05:13Is it really?
05:14I'll tell you what, I need to see the goods.
05:17Do you know what I mean?
05:17You need to try before you buy.
05:19That's what I'll keep up.
05:21Careful, mate.
05:21You'll be walking down the ice street,
05:23you're bollocks out in a minute.
05:24Oh, you're trying to get me naked or what?
05:27You've got no idea.
05:30You need to get it out.
05:31You can't do that.
05:31You can't tease me.
05:33Well, that's what it's all about, right?
05:34No.
05:34Oh, no, it's more get your arse out when you're sold to, mate.
05:38Carla's like snap, snap, snap.
05:39Always, but I tell you what, she gets them to take their top off,
05:42and I'm like, how'd you do it?
05:43And they just do it.
05:44Do you want me to take mine off?
05:45Yeah.
05:46What are you doing?
05:47Go on, darling, mate.
05:51Check this out, Sha.
05:53Eat your heart out, darling.
05:56We've got a feather as well.
06:00Sha ain't the only one who can get a man naked in five minutes.
06:03Do you know what I mean?
06:05We've got the same nipple pierced as well.
06:08Shut up, we've got the same one.
06:10What is going on here?
06:12It's like backstage at Eurovision.
06:13Here's hoping Frank's date has forgiven him for not being Perry Kiley,
06:16and we've all moved on.
06:18What do you do, Grace?
06:19I do acting and sing.
06:20I'm trying to, like, make it, you know.
06:23In what?
06:23X Factor.
06:24You're asking the wrong bloke here, love.
06:26X Factor has not got back to me after three auditions.
06:29First she wants to meet this Perry Kiley geezer.
06:32Now she wants tips on the X Factor.
06:34What the fuck's next?
06:35All you've got to do is get a couple of geezers tattooed on your arse, right?
06:40They'll check you straight in the live shows, Mush.
06:42Yeah.
06:42I'm having a right, Mary.
06:44It's gone from bad to proper shit.
06:47A bit like your time in X Factor.
06:49Back with Charlotte's Day,
06:50whose arse has most definitely got her name written all over it.
06:53So, um, about me, from Southampton.
06:56Southampton?
06:56Where's that?
06:57Do you know where that is?
06:58No.
06:59Literally, it's right on the south coast.
07:02What's that?
07:02Come on.
07:04Seriously.
07:05I'm useless.
07:06I'm not very good at geography.
07:08OK, so London's here.
07:10That's a bit easy.
07:11Oh, yeah.
07:11You can take a bit.
07:12You've got a dare to down there, gone.
07:13Mate, that's no dare.
07:15You've got to finish it off.
07:16Easy.
07:19Oh, no.
07:20It's all over you now.
07:21Shall we have to come and look it up?
07:22Yeah, come on, look it up.
07:26Oh, boob action in less than five minutes.
07:28It took me 23 years.
07:31Yes.
07:32Back with Frankie and Grace,
07:34and she's finally worked out who he is.
07:36I'm so nervous because I'm right here in front of a fucking celebrity.
07:39Oh, don't worry about it.
07:40Keep your nut down.
07:41How's that going to help?
07:42Where are you from, Grace?
07:43Near Newcastle, but I'm relocating to Bristol.
07:46What's that for?
07:47You near what?
07:47My friends were like,
07:49why don't you go to Bristol,
07:51and it'll be near, like, London?
07:53Do you know what's near London?
07:54London.
07:55Why don't you go, like,
07:57I don't know, somewhere a bit closer?
07:59This is the worst chat ever.
08:01So where do you live?
08:02I live in Brighton.
08:04Yeah.
08:04I just think, personally,
08:05it would be so much easier to be more near London.
08:09Well, stop living in Bristol.
08:10Good for you, mate.
08:11Mm-hmm.
08:11Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
08:13Nice.
08:14I'm sensing this is not going to work out.
08:17OK, then, time's up.
08:19Let's wrap this up.
08:21Time's up.
08:22Now that is music to my ears.
08:24It was lovely to meet you, baby.
08:25You did.
08:26Yeah, she really enjoyed meeting you,
08:28just not as much as she would have Perry Kylie.
08:31Aw, bye, babe.
08:33Bye, Mike.
08:34See you in a bit.
08:35Bye, Magic Mike.
08:37Mike's a bit of me, you know.
08:38It's like the full package,
08:39but I'm not going to put all my eggs in the first basket I see.
08:42I've got a feeling he wanted to put all his eggs in your basket.
08:46Can we just really try and not use the word mate?
08:50It's awful.
08:51You can't say that to a girl.
08:52We're going to fine you £10 every time you say it.
08:54Just don't do it again.
08:55All right, I won't.
08:56Tenner every time you do.
08:58I can't help it, mate.
08:59I call everyone, mate.
09:00I even call my mum, mate, mate.
09:03I hear you, mate.
09:05I hope you're ready,
09:05because your next date, Rachel, from Leeds, is here.
09:07Hello, mate, how are you doing?
09:10Oh, I've done it.
09:11Whoa.
09:12How are you getting on?
09:13So, that's £10 to us.
09:15Very good.
09:16You look lovely, mate.
09:17You look lovely.
09:18£20.
09:19Sorry, I've been told I need to stop saying, mate, I apologise.
09:22I say mate all the time.
09:23I'm from Yorkshire, it's fine.
09:24Thank fuck for that.
09:25Mate's fine, innit?
09:26See what I mean?
09:27That's it.
09:27What do you do, Rachel?
09:29I'm a female drag queen.
09:31What?
09:32Eh?
09:32How the fuck does that work?
09:34Yeah, I'm a female drag queen, so, basically, I'm an entertainer in a nightclub, and I'll have a hell of
09:39a lot of fun doing it.
09:42You say I'm right up my street, Rachel?
09:45Well, from what I've seen about you, I think you're right up my street as well.
09:48Oh, BA, stop it.
09:50She's pretty full on.
09:52I'm actually scared here.
09:54Scared?
09:54You've got nothing to worry about.
09:55Look who's arrived for Bobby.
09:57It's his previous date, Paul.
10:00You asking me on a second date?
10:02Would you like to go on a second date?
10:03You know what?
10:04I would.
10:04I find you very attractive.
10:07Shit the bed, Paul's here.
10:09I know.
10:09I literally just said it.
10:11Coming up.
10:13The pressure mounts.
10:15Behave yourself, Rachel.
10:17Fuck a duck, old Frank.
10:19This is hard shit, babe.
10:20Not fun at any of them.
10:21What the fuck was that?
10:33Welcome back to Celebs Go Speed Dating.
10:36We've had boobs.
10:38Oh!
10:39Bums.
10:39Look at that.
10:40You want to get me naked or what?
10:41Yeah.
10:42And belly dancing.
10:43Yeah!
10:44But not one of our celebs has managed to score themselves a day.
10:47However, Bobby received a blast from the past.
10:50Bobby thought he had a real connection with Paul.
10:53So we've brought him back to see if there's still a connection.
10:56Or if Bobby's moved on.
10:58How you been?
10:58I've been good, babe.
11:00This should be good.
11:00In an arse-achingly awkward sort of way.
11:03What's your date's been going?
11:04He's been copping off with a bloke called Jack.
11:06Because you kicked me to the curb, didn't you?
11:08I'm joking.
11:09I didn't kick me to the curb.
11:09So I've had a couple of blind dates.
11:11You enjoyed it?
11:13Oh, no.
11:14He had a terrible time.
11:15No chemistry at all.
11:16Really.
11:16Just sort of friends.
11:18Well, have you missed me?
11:21It's been an experience.
11:23I'm sure.
11:23Yeah.
11:24I don't know.
11:25It's a bit awkward, isn't it?
11:26Just a bit.
11:28But I suppose that's dating for you, isn't it?
11:30Yeah.
11:31I know the agents want me to tell Paul about my kiss with Jack.
11:34But I just don't want to hurt his feelings.
11:37I really am pleased to see you.
11:39Oh, I'm glad you're here, Paul.
11:39It's been good to see you.
11:40Has it?
11:41Yeah, it's been about as good as anal bleaching.
11:43But I think they did it wrong to me.
11:45Right, let's see who's wearing the trousers in Frankie's date with female drag queen Rachel.
11:51So, have you seen anything you like so far?
11:54No, to be honest, you've got...
11:57Not really.
11:58Not even right now?
12:01You're my cup of tea.
12:03Oh, Rachel, you're making me blush.
12:06Stop it.
12:07Oh, I don't think he fancies her back.
12:09What do you look for in a girl?
12:12Larry, a bit confident.
12:14One that doesn't wear a hat.
12:16She asked me out on a date, then.
12:18Behave yourself, Rachel.
12:20Behave yourself, mate.
12:22You're, like, intense as shit.
12:25I'm not intense.
12:26I'm a lot of fun.
12:26I'm a lot of fun.
12:27I'm a lot of fun.
12:29What the fuck?
12:30They just keep telling me she fancies me.
12:32I can't handle this.
12:33Yeah, mate.
12:34What kind of loser keeps saying they fancy someone?
12:36You just look banging, mate.
12:38And you're cushy.
12:39I honestly cannot get over how good looking you look.
12:43Seriously, you look fantastic, mate.
12:44You look like a fucking movie star, mate.
12:47Oh, yeah, sorry.
12:47I forgot about that.
12:50Fuck's sake.
12:51Yeah, you're about a Rachel.
12:54Oh, well.
12:55Would you like me enough to go out on a date with me after this?
12:57We don't know yet.
12:59Oh, cliffhanger.
13:00Right, how's Bobby getting on with his old mate, Paul?
13:04We were quite lucky.
13:05We had two days.
13:06We were really lucky.
13:07I feel like we could do a third one, but I'm just saying.
13:10Bleeding hell.
13:11Talk about putting me on the spot.
13:13To be fair, it was just so chilled and relaxed,
13:15and that's what I love for today.
13:16Oh, I love them.
13:16And I don't go too often.
13:18Do you know what?
13:18I feel like from the off, again, what was saying about,
13:20you know when someone's a bit of mew,
13:22we kind of instantly just tear it off.
13:25Okay, that's it.
13:25Time's up.
13:26Let's wrap this up.
13:28I'll see you later, Trevor.
13:29Take it easy, Mish.
13:30I'll see you later, Ferris.
13:31Mish, bloody hell, you'd be better off sticking with me.
13:34Are you okay?
13:35Yeah, she is.
13:36Well, scary, though.
13:37Well, scary.
13:39That's 70 quid, mate, do you owe us?
13:40Oh, mate, you spent 70 quid and didn't even bag a date.
13:44Gutted.
13:45Bobby?
13:46Mom?
13:47Oh, fuck, they're calling me over.
13:49It's like being called into the headmistress's office.
13:51I think I'm in a bit of trouble here.
13:54Have you been honest about Jack?
13:58No.
13:59No.
13:59Bobby needs to lay his cards on the table.
14:01He just needs to be honest with Paul about his other dates
14:04and how he's really feeling.
14:07I don't know what to say.
14:08I've said I've been on other dates.
14:11Paul's, I think, left under the impression
14:13that all of the dates have been together.
14:16So I think we needed a little bit of honesty,
14:18a bit more collaborative, yeah.
14:20What am I meant to say?
14:21I've been cracking on with another fella.
14:23It's awkward turtle.
14:25Is that shit Ninja Turtle?
14:26If you're into it, go ahead.
14:29If you're not, just be honest.
14:31I suppose if I'm being honest,
14:33I'm probably not vibing Paul anymore.
14:35But how do you say that to someone?
14:38Fuck a duck.
14:39And you've got to remember,
14:40we've got other dates coming.
14:41Yeah.
14:43All right.
14:48What happens now?
14:50Okay, brave.
14:51I've got this.
14:52All I need to do is be honest.
14:55Charlotte, do you think we should go on a third date?
14:58Chemistry's flying.
14:59Just do one more.
15:01Cheers, Shar.
15:01Exactly what I need.
15:03A bit more fresh.
15:04How am I going to pie him now?
15:06Yeah, pipe down, Dawson.
15:08I know that we've had two fantastic dates
15:10and I'm a third would also be equally amazing.
15:14What's he playing at?
15:15Just tell him.
15:16Yeah, go on.
15:17What's the worst that could happen?
15:18Of course.
15:19Would you be up for a third?
15:21Oh, that.
15:22Yes, I would love a third date.
15:24Took your bloody time.
15:26See you later, Paul, babe.
15:28Bye.
15:29What have I done?
15:30I've only not told him about snogging Jack.
15:32I've gone and asked him out on a date and all.
15:35Fuck's sake, Bob.
15:36Fuck a duck, old Frank.
15:38This is hard shit, babe.
15:40I'm no good at all this.
15:42You've had an absolute nightmare, Bobby.
15:45What?
15:46The fuck?
15:47Was that?
15:49I know.
15:49You said you were going to be honest
15:51and you've asked him on another bloody date.
15:53It wasn't a thing.
15:55It was a thing.
15:56You've just made his day.
15:57Yeah, you're bang out of order, mate.
15:59I didn't think that was me opening the door.
16:01Well, did you close the door?
16:02I thought the door was closed but not chubbed.
16:05Well, you need to double chub it.
16:06I haven't got a clue what you're talking about
16:08but I reckon Paul's gone home
16:09with a little chubby of his own.
16:13OK, so far Charlotte's had some titillation.
16:16Frankie's not found a mate so he's still on his tod
16:18and only Bobby's bagged a date
16:20but not one he actually wants.
16:22So, a total bloody disaster, really.
16:25But let's not get the violins out just yet.
16:28Oh, too late.
16:29Because next down the stairs
16:30is 24-year-old Katie from Brecon.
16:33Hi, I'm Frankie.
16:34I'm Katie.
16:34Nice to meet you, Katie.
16:35Nice to meet you.
16:36You're all right.
16:36You look fantastic, mate.
16:37I'd say I don't know where to look
16:39but I definitely do.
16:41So while Frankie finds somewhere else to look,
16:43not there, Frank,
16:44next up for Shazza Laza Ding Dong
16:45is personal trainer Chris.
16:47Hi.
16:48Hi.
16:49Wow.
16:50How are you?
16:50You'll go, babe.
16:51Yeah, nice to meet you.
16:56Yes, Chris.
16:57Chuffing, hell.
16:58He's a bit all right, isn't he?
17:00So while Charlotte dates man-mounting Chris,
17:02who's next in to date Bobby?
17:04Nice to meet you.
17:05I'm Bobby.
17:06I'm Sean.
17:07Lovely to meet you, Sean.
17:09Bloody hell.
17:10He's a bit of all right.
17:12That's an unusual way of spelling Sean.
17:15It's Welsh.
17:17Oh, because I would have said Sion.
17:18Oh, yeah, like Sion Connery.
17:21I have been to Wales.
17:22Are you anywhere near Barry Island?
17:25No.
17:26No, I'm North Wales in a town called Mould.
17:31How do I know that word?
17:33Come on, Bob.
17:34You're probably just thinking about fungus.
17:37And there we go.
17:39Ow.
17:42Meanwhile, Frankie's still eyeing up date Katie's talents.
17:46Go on, then.
17:46Are you going to play me a challenge?
17:48Oh, my God.
17:49I think I'm actually going to cry.
17:51What a treat.
17:52Yeah, I was talking about the violin as well.
17:58There is truly nothing more romantic than being serenaded.
18:02I think she's the cholera to his basso profundo.
18:11It's just mesmerized.
18:13Tip the ties, more like.
18:17He's literally imagining having sex with her.
18:20Oh, motherfucker.
18:23She's the one, Frankie.
18:26Fucking hell.
18:27Fucking hell.
18:28Yeah, that's what they shout at the end of the proms as well, innit?
18:30Anyway. Hi.
18:31I'm a bit blown away if I'm perfect, honestly.
18:33That was fantastic, mate.
18:35Alright, play it cool, Frank.
18:36I think I might love you, Katie.
18:38Well, everyone got that.
18:40Oh, he's off again?
18:42Seriously, have we nicked the Britain's Got Talent audition venue or something?
18:45Even Tom's doing a bit of a number.
18:47Or something, anyway.
18:48Part of me's a bit scared to know what talent Charlotte's showing her date Chris.
18:51I work as a personal trainer.
18:54Yeah, I can see that.
18:57Might as well just get your arse out now, mate.
18:59The gym's my passion.
19:00He thinks the gym is his passion.
19:03Yeah, right.
19:04I'll show him passion.
19:07I like helping people.
19:08Tell you what, you need to help me.
19:10All I do is eat chips and gravy.
19:14You've got a great physique.
19:15Have I?
19:16Or are you just one of them lucky girls?
19:18I'm not a lucky girl.
19:20Oh, I tell you what, Chris.
19:22You can dip your chips in my gravy any time.
19:25Nice.
19:26Right, let's hurry up and get back to Bobby and how he's getting on with Sion from Mould.
19:30I swear I know that word from somewhere.
19:32How old are you, Sean, if you don't mind me asking?
19:35How old do you think?
19:3624. You flirt.
19:37I'm 32.
19:40Sean might be from a town called Mould, but I wouldn't mind giving him a cheeky dusting.
19:45Hold up, Bobby, you've got a date, remember?
19:48Paul.
19:49Obviously, I would have so said you was younger than me.
19:51So that means I'm 86, so you're, uh, 83?
19:5584.
19:56Carol Valdeman, I ain't.
19:58No, brilliant.
19:59Who likes to count?
20:00No one.
20:01Yeah, exactly.
20:02Bob certainly can't count because he's already got a date and there's only one allowed.
20:07Meanwhile, Charlotte's date has still got his kit on, which must be some sort of record.
20:11I've got a bit of a funny weekend job there.
20:14What?
20:15Pilot, butcher, astrophysicist?
20:19Erm...
20:19I know what you're going to say.
20:20What?
20:21Butler and boss.
20:21How do you know that?
20:22I just know.
20:23I can tell by the way that you look.
20:25Charlotte is loving this.
20:26I'll be like...
20:27I'll make it off.
20:28Oh, my God!
20:30I bet the poor butler in the buff is all shy about having to get his kit off in public.
20:34How do we look?
20:35Oh, do we suit each other?
20:37Oh, my God, he's totally ripped.
20:40Chuffin' hell.
20:42Ladies and gentlemen, ding, ding, we've got a winner.
20:46Quality, both you and Bobby have badger dates.
20:50And I was trying to, seeing as we've got on so well, would you maybe be interested in going
20:55for a bit of dinner or for a drink sometime?
20:58Erm...
20:59Hang on, Bob's.
20:59You've already got a date.
21:01Yeah.
21:04Date accepted, Bobby.
21:07Brilliant.
21:08Lovely to see you, Sean.
21:10You too.
21:10Bobby asked out Paul earlier, but there's obviously a lot of chemistry between him and Sean.
21:16He needs to be honest with himself about what he really wants.
21:19Bobby, the problem is you've asked Paul on a date.
21:24Do you really want to go on that date?
21:26Maybe not.
21:27Fine.
21:28Leave it with me.
21:29From Bobby two dates to Frankie no dates, there's only one thing for it.
21:33Do that really creepy staring thing.
21:36What do you normally like on a night out?
21:37You're meant to be asking me the question.
21:38Sorry.
21:39What's your favourite takeaway?
21:41Oh, that's difficult.
21:42I like everything.
21:42No, this is a big one.
21:44Oh, God.
21:45What?
21:45Chinese.
21:47Oh, behave yourself, Katie.
21:49That's quite an easy word.
21:52No, you need to eat y'all.
21:53I don't know where they found you.
21:55She's the one.
21:56I've only got to found Mrs Kokosa.
21:58I'm in love.
21:59Date over.
22:00Don't listen to Eden, like.
22:02Oh, yeah.
22:02Seriously, you ain't got to go nowhere.
22:04Jesus, he loves a spring roll, this kid.
22:07I want to ask you out.
22:08So what do I just say, like?
22:10I don't know.
22:11Yeah, your name.
22:11Yeah, that's pretty much how it works, mate.
22:12It's just a question.
22:13Get on with it.
22:14Yeah.
22:14All right.
22:15I think we're going to be very good together.
22:17Oh!
22:18Anticipation.
22:18I'm going to leave you wanting more.
22:21Classic Dawson.
22:24See you later.
22:25I'll see you soon.
22:25I'll see you soon, Deb.
22:27Thank you so much.
22:29Yes, Shah.
22:29You've only got unbagged yourself a butler in the bath,
22:31so it's just Frankie left to seal the deal.
22:34I'm just going to chuck it out there, Mush.
22:36Would you like to go out on a date?
22:37Can I take you out and go for dinner or something like that?
22:40Yeah.
22:41Is that all right?
22:41Really?
22:41Yeah.
22:43She said cheers.
22:45Cheers!
22:46Cheers!
22:48Oh, well done, Frankie.
22:49Everyone's a winner.
22:51I'm not a fan of her.
22:52I'm not a fan.
22:53Not a fan of her either.
22:55Behave yourself.
22:55Tell you what, she's not for you at all.
22:58You're for me, Charlotte.
22:59You're for me.
23:02Coming up, Frankie dishes up some home truths.
23:05I used to fuck for fun.
23:07He's settled out.
23:09And Bobby serves a large slice of pie.
23:11I don't know if I've made the right choice
23:23Welcome back to so let's go dating where our famous faces have all bagged themselves a day
23:28Except Bobby who has to would you be up for a third?
23:32I would love a third date. Would you maybe be going for a bit of dinner? Yeah, that would be
23:37nice. Greedy bastard
23:42Now he has to face the agents to talk about Sean and Paul not to be confused with a Sean
23:46Paul
23:47Hi, Bobby. He's on the next series
23:56Seeing Bobby always puts a spring in my step. He's so much more than a client now
24:01He's a dear Tom. We need to take a trip and go in the Red Sea
24:05The Red Sea that's in Egypt
24:08If it's good enough for La Cleopatra, it's good enough for Bobby and Tom
24:12Isn't it? She was the big person where it is. Would you send Bobby down, please?
24:16Yes, of course, darling
24:18You get looking at flights to the Red Sea
24:20I shall
24:21Bobby we're your dating agency not travel agent. I need to go and let my body flow
24:26Yes, and if there's a jellyfish you'll have to wee on me. I'm never going to see Laugh Senate with
24:31Bobby. Oh
24:32Yes, it's true. What goes on tour stays on tour. That's us lads. We'll debrief on the holiday later. Love
24:39you Tom. Bye Bobby
24:42Come in
24:44Hey Bobby
24:46How was speed dating? It was an experience so to speak and I don't know if I've made the right
24:52choice
24:52It's not that I'm trying to get out of it
24:55It's just I'm mentally preparing myself from the off that he might not be that into me
24:59If there's not fireworks you can still flirt you can still have conversations you can survive awkward silences
25:05I don't want to know it to knock my confidence and think that the dates are getting shit again and
25:09that I'm doing something wrong
25:10You've come so so far though that I do feel like you know you can handle anything
25:17Well, there's only one way to find out in there. I'm gonna go on the day be Bobby and if
25:22you don't like it go swivel
25:25We do need to just talk about something and that was Paul. Do you see a romantic future with Paul?
25:32At this agency, we're not a friend's agency. We're about dates and I think you need to
25:39Be honest with yourself and find the difference between the two. I think Paul's amazed
25:43But since dating other guys
25:46It's made me realize that I think I just see Paul as a friend and maybe I shouldn't have asked
25:51him out again
25:52Too late now, mate
25:54So I think what was nice about Paul is I like that um
26:02He made me realize after
26:10He made me realize after my first date that um there are good men out there
26:16And I've never really had a man be that nice. I'm getting the vibe that you need a bit more
26:20time with him
26:22So we're gonna give it to you
26:25Right now
26:27What now now?
26:29He's here
26:33Well, perhaps Bobby should just take Charlotte's casual approach to dating
26:38Come here you Chrissy come here you
26:40And she sizes up the perfect dress for a date with big buff Chris
26:44I know like I'm getting married, but this could be the start of something, couldn't it?
26:48I want a long trail
26:49Absolutely, you've got to think positive Shazza
26:52And I'll tell you what if he doesn't like me, I'm just gonna hide
26:57It's just like heaven in here, isn't it?
26:58I imagined heaven a bit tidier
27:02Back at the agency and Nads and Eden have told Bobby to have a nice honest chat with Paul
27:06And then give him the elbow
27:08Hiya, you look lovely. How are you?
27:11I didn't know you was here
27:13I'm a bit put on the spot
27:15Paul's walked in and I'm shaking like a shitting dog
27:18Deep down I know what I've got to do
27:20I've got a man up telling the truth and put my bollocks on the table
27:25Last few times I've seen you I felt a bit like I don't know I thought you're a bit more
27:28reserved
27:31I didn't know if he was still interested
27:33That's your cue Bob Alina
27:36Following the agents advice and kind of dating other people and seeing what else is out there
27:41I think it's kind of the right thing to be doing because I feel like I couldn't sit here and
27:46not be honest
27:48You seem a bit awkward. I'm not gonna lie. It would probably be easier if I wasn't being as honest
27:54But I'm so grateful for the dates we've had
27:58I've loved getting to know you. I've loved the time we've spent together. Yeah
28:03But I just feel this is this over now
28:08I fully accept it I still think that you're just a great guy
28:14After all that and it's still so sweet, but that's it. It's done
28:19Hashtag poppy is no more
28:22So as Bob cuts all ties Frankie's getting a cut himself and he's on the blower to best mate Darnie
28:28Yeah, so my date tonight Darn
28:30Yeah, not only is she a musician she's also got the biggest bristols you'll ever see in your life mate
28:36He means her boobs for anyone confused
28:39Just don't worry about her boobs
28:40Yeah, I won't, I won't
28:42Or the violin just facing over and just beating yourself
28:45Yeah, she was cushy and all
28:47That is the best date of advice you'll ever hear
28:49Don't worry about her boobs or violin I'm with you
28:53Over with Shaz Dizzle and she's arrived for a date with Chris
28:56And if it's anything like the past couple with Travis
29:01It's gonna get sloppy
29:02Do you like her outfit?
29:04Ha? You look amazing
29:05You look amazing
29:07Do you like it?
29:09Fucking right, you look amazing
29:11I know, I've made an effort for you haven't I?
29:13Thanks darling
29:13I remember what you said and I think I've ordered a drink for you in my life
29:16Oh yes boy, I like it
29:19He's got the drinks in so it's going really really well
29:22But I just need to focus on Chris and forget about sexy Travis
29:27I'm wearing two shirts a day just so I thought you know what I mean like
29:30Yeah
29:30I've got more chance of keeping one on
29:33I'm sure Bill's got both of them off
29:36There you go
29:37Hey
29:37So you've got two forms of Sprint
29:40He's ordered your two drinks Charlotte, he's a keeper
29:42Get that veil on
29:43Thank you
29:44Perfect
29:44It's like that, innit
29:45Cheers
29:46Cheers
29:46It's really nice, you're absolutely beautiful
29:48Thank you
29:49Absolutely stunning
29:49Thank you
29:50You like really like high class
29:52Am I?
29:53I've never been called high class before
29:55If it carries on going this well
29:57I might just snog his face
29:59Oh such high class
30:02Back with Bobalicious and he has much food for full on his way over to his date with Welsh rarebit
30:07Sean
30:08So yeah, I got on the old Google and found a lovely little dim sum restaurant with some amazing reviews
30:13And hopefully he likes a bit of duck
30:15And that's what I'm thinking if I don't like the old dim sum vibe
30:19I'm just loading up on the old duck pancakes
30:21Well, let's hope the date's not as flat as one
30:24Pull it, Bob
30:26No, the other one
30:27Let's push
30:28Come on
30:29Oh no, mate
30:31Oh, there we go
30:32Now to someone who never has that much trouble pulling as our shark continues her date with big buff beefy
30:39Chris
30:39Feel like I wanted to get you underneath
30:44Obviously, we've only been in here for five minutes
30:46If I would have said that to Trav
30:48He would have been under there in a bloody heartbeat
30:51I've got to stop thinking about him
30:53I've got to give Chris a shot
30:55Where would you say right like now?
30:57Yeah, now
30:59You're where's your header like my head is with you Chris Travis?
31:04Would you say that like right now?
31:06You're looking to like get into like a serious relationship or you're looking for like just having fun
31:11I want an adventure buddy. I literally do I want to just go on adventures with someone so until I
31:17have fun with yeah
31:18You're like this then my um my mum and her new partner. Where's this going live out in the new
31:25forest?
31:26New forest
31:27Hmm sounds like it's like tropical
31:30The rain forest
31:31It's like um
31:33Woodlands forest
31:34Let's go
31:34Things are getting a lot better if we could get off to the caribbean i'd be bloody buzzing
31:39No, it's not travel. It's like we're still we're still in england
31:43What i'm getting at is they live out there like in a cottage out in the forest and i've got
31:48a little dog
31:49They've got a dog
31:50I said i wanted an adventure buddy not a bloody retirement plan
31:53I need excitement i'm going to order some shots
31:57Mmm, it'll be topless in five minutes you mark my words
32:03Having mastered the door bobby's waiting for his speed date picture
32:08stupid
32:10Hello
32:11How you doing good how are you
32:13I mean i do think he's up so i'm going to give him the best shot and see what happens
32:18I was a bit confused with the spelling of your name
32:21S-i-r-n
32:23Yes
32:23But i've kind of become on a conundrum
32:27Because when i put it into the old search engine and it said that it was the welsh
32:33word for john
32:34So basically in english my name would be john
32:38So would you rather me call you john no it's just sean
32:41Well i've been told sean it is
32:47Down in southwest london frankie's arrived for his first date with the stunning katie
32:52Nice haircut mate he looks exactly the same
32:55All i can remember about katie is the fact she's got huge talent and i can't wait to see her
33:00again
33:01Right sunshine
33:04Nice see you again mate see you
33:06How cute is this i know
33:09You look fantastic you do
33:12Thank you you look really nice
33:13I didn't think i was your type
33:16No alternative like sort of edgy am i edgy
33:19Hey no you are edgy like you was
33:22Fucking weird if i was you
33:24Violin and that because looking at you you wouldn't picture your yeah bashing out the violin i went to band
33:29camp and everything
33:58Oh what i love you
34:00What do you mean what can i do literally and they just chuck it at you and you caught it
34:04amongst other things anyway
34:07Coming up there's great advice get yourself out first and cracks start to show are your bristles real
34:23Welcome back to celebs go dating where charlotte's out on a date with big buff beefy chris
34:29But it's got off to a slow start i'm gonna order some sharks that'll liven it up
34:34Bobby's learned how to pronounce his date's name
34:37Would you rather me call you john no it's just sean
34:40Almost but at least frankie's turning on the charm
34:43Nah i used to fuck for fun back in the day there really is no stopping him
34:47Despite this his date with cute katie is going pretty well right can i ask you a question
34:53Nah this is a bit intense and you might like get the ump about it oh no
34:58Are your bristles real oh her boobs i didn't even notice those
35:02No
35:03I knew it i fucking knew it
35:05They look phenomenal by the way thank you they're quite natural looking there i had to ask do i mean
35:11I know i've been banging on about her bristols but the fact we're having a proper laugh and that makes
35:15me think
35:16She might actually be a keeper you can't have bristles that look that good and not
35:20Be spoke about no seriously yeah we've acknowledged the tears yeah
35:29Charlotte's on a date with butler in the buff chris and she's trying to liven things up the only way
35:34she knows
35:35We're gonna have two jaegers and i want two surprises what's your time
35:40All right to be honest with you well i don't really have a tight butt
35:45But i will say one thing a lot of guys these days i'm on this date with chris and he's
35:50fit but
35:51Look all i can think about is my chaff
35:54He's sexy body he's big guns and he's just beautiful eyes
35:59It's like a pool no come on shaz stay with us
36:02Oh baby
36:03And she's back in the room
36:06Over with bobby and let's hope his date with sean has picked up a bit
36:11Humor
36:12Means a lot to me it is literally the key to my heart so tell me a joke
36:16A joke who's he think i am alan carl i've got one two incompatible single men walking to the bar
36:23you tell me a joke
36:26Okay okay so what's this
36:34What's what this no i just did
36:40A terrorist you are a terrorist don't get it what's this another shit joke
36:49Um um um uh he's ready for an engineer like i said
37:00Engineer loves it yeah i really don't i can't bear much more of this i'm gonna change the subject
37:07Busy day bobby is scraping the banter barrel
37:10Just meetings back to back what is it again you do for um i work in youth services
37:16Working with young people around sex and relationships education you must have a bit of a passion for that
37:20What passion for sex yeah well just for kind of um
37:25Educating people sex education and safe sex is something that's very important to me
37:30Amen absolutely and me so i just happen to have brought a cucumber he's brought his own starter cheap date
37:37bob
37:37And i'd just like to see um if you know how to put a condom on top of a cucumber
37:43bobby
37:44Fuck me he's taking food hygiene to a different level
37:48So he wants me to put a johnny on a cucumber
37:51This is officially the weirdest day i've ever had
37:55I can do that no hands get yourself out first however means possible yeah is it all right i've got
38:01no more
38:02It's like he's dismembered the incredible hulk
38:05Amen
38:06Pop it on the top little hat there it goes that's enough what's it keep going it shouldn't go back
38:11that far is that one broken
38:14I'm just being polite now but i'm counting down the minutes till this date's over
38:18So how did i do sir if i had this certificate i would give you one i bet you would
38:23Back with frank and his date katie and things are getting deep
38:28Can you ride a horse no can you yeah my nan's got two horses believe it or not
38:34No i don't i don't compete now but like i was big into it like you mean you competed
38:38Yeah i used to do something like jumping and that yeah yeah yeah it gets better and better
38:44She's just like a box of tricks and i really like that you are full of surprises
38:49Do you reckon
38:49I ain't gonna lie yeah why'd you stop that life got busy yeah life got busy knew there'd be a
38:55catch
38:56Okay why'd life get busy because i've got two kids
39:02Kids yeah that's nothing i've probably got a few knocking about somewhere anyway you should have brought them down
39:07Built on a sand castle and that they would have loved it they would have loved it yeah
39:11How old are they two and four well you're like an actual certified milf now
39:15Oh yeah
39:16Like actual like like up there on the top top fucking level of milfs
39:21Thank you do you know what i mean so that's a good thing i'm out with a milf and to
39:26be honest with you
39:26She's definitely a mum i'd like to um
39:29That's quite enough of that thank you well i'm not gonna lie mate i really want to snog your face
39:34off
39:36Do you really yeah
39:42It's probably for the best she didn't bring the kids to this bit
39:47Back with sha and she's having one last shot of finding some fun with her date chris
39:51Ching ching oh my kidding she's gonna have loads more shots
39:55I think this is gonna take more than just a few shots to get my juices flowing
40:01Girls who wants to see a butler in the bus
40:09This should definitely liven things up i mean who doesn't love a sexy big guy getting his kit off
40:16I have to be in the mood to be honest
40:19Oh my bloody god
40:22Look at you you sexy chuffing twat
40:25Is that a compliment or an insult
40:27Oh
40:31So you have to do a shot off the butler yeah of course i will
40:34I'm sure this isn't a first for her
40:36I want to like grab your bones
40:39Like what the hell i feel like i want to like sleep on it
40:43Be careful mate
40:48I'm pouring in
40:51See these sounds she knows what she's doing i think you're actually gonna do it okay
40:56Fuck me what does she do with the one she likes
41:04Tell you what i've literally got shampoo colour in my face
41:12Is it all down here
41:15Oh this is a public place guys
41:19Aspo's all around
41:19I can't believe he just kissed me
41:22But he does look sexy in an apron
41:25I just don't fancy him
41:27Don't fancy
41:28What the hell are you doing charlotte
41:33It's sticky
41:35When we left frankie at the beach bar he was well let's just hope they've stopped now
41:41Oh god they're still at it
41:43Come on let's go
41:44Fuck this off
41:45Right
41:46You've pulled mate
41:47You've pulled you've pulled
41:48So i thought he was going to pine me then
41:50Why
41:51Watch the tree frank watch the tree
41:53Oh
41:53Fucking hell
41:55Like if you'd fancied another date i'd be bang up for it
41:59But it's just if you fancy it
42:01Would you
42:01Yeah
42:01Just if you fancy it
42:02Yeah
42:02Are you sure
42:03He's bagged himself a second date in a lovely new coat
42:06Good work son
42:07I'm on cloud nine she's proper funny
42:10I think i might be a bit smitten here
42:12Have a good one look after yourself
42:14My date with frankie was amazing
42:18I've got it in the bag
42:19Got a second date got a kiss
42:22Well i think we can all call that a success
42:26Let's go and see if bobby's putting any more condoms on vegetables
42:30Are you glad you came
42:31I am glad i came and you know i would be
42:34Definitely up for spending time with you
42:36But what about you
42:37It's been really nice to get to know you're a lovely guy
42:39It's always nice when someone's very different to you
42:42I feel like we're very different i think romantically maybe
42:46Maybe i don't think there's probably anything
42:49I gave it my best shot but nah ain't for me
42:53Two pies in one day from the bobmeister
42:56Chloe kardash would be proud
42:57Two pies i had four pie four mash one day
43:01Oh thank you again for a lovely dinner
43:03Thank you lovely to see you
43:05You too
43:05Have a safe journey home
43:06Bye-bye
43:07Back over with shazza who's been missing travis so much
43:11She um it's not chris
43:13To be fair she's probably so pissed you couldn't tell the difference
43:15I wanted to see you in action and i got it
43:18I get nervous when it comes to that whole like button thing
43:21Girls are really like
43:23It's fine
43:23Your top of a girl who's got the attitude like well he can
43:26Fucking be half naked there's no
43:27Fucking competition i'm i'm all about that like i'm not arse pumped
43:30What a fucking girl at like some hen party or whatever
43:33Is going to be any kind of
43:34Fucking competition anyway
43:35Tell you what i like chris
43:37He's fit as but travis has got my heart and my head and i've just got to be honest
43:44So i've been seeing a guy from the agency um poor travis i've seen him twice been on two dates
43:52with him
43:52It's a bit weird because i feel like i'm like cheating on him
43:55Like me like me and him like we do really really cut on like so well
44:00I'm glad we've got such a sexual chemistry i'm like with you like yours is so fair
44:07But i feel like i feel like that is that is it brutal
44:12Johnny i'm not sure he does
44:17See what you are gonna find the girl that loves the butler in the bus
44:21Gonna love it
44:23But i feel like you're someone else's butler in the bus not mine okay
44:27Oh my chuffing god this is so awkward i mean i've tried some guys in my time but this is
44:33just on another level
44:39If i'm being honest
44:41I'm pretty fucking pissed off while she is who she is maybe when it comes down to the crunch
44:47She could maybe have a little more sensitivity
44:54Oh
44:54Tomorrow night it's speed day in the sequel
44:58The celebs get their groove on just dip your head and do that
45:02When i hear like the right beat i'm just like
45:05Now as our celebs
45:07Is that 21?
45:08Go
45:09Amazing
45:10Dating
45:11Fish bash boss