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00:02Welcome to the celebrity dating agency where VIPs go to be P-I-M-P'd to people like you.
00:10Tom's first in and he's already doing a snow white job on sprucing up the place.
00:15Whistling while you work, Tom?
00:17That's more than I can say for sleepy.
00:19Oh, God.
00:21And bashful.
00:22And I'm feeling a bit dopey. Come on, let's get happy in.
00:27It's the Prince of Essex himself, H.R.H. Bobby Norris.
00:34Hello, celebrity dating agency.
00:36L.I. Tom, it's Bobby.
00:43How are we doing, mister?
00:46Good to see you.
00:47I'm lovely to see you.
00:48Oh, starting the day with Bobby is as invigorating as a dip in a glacial lake and nothing but one's
00:56birthday suit.
00:57There's no time for that, Tom.
00:58Nidia and Eden want all the dates on Bobby's second date with Jack.
01:02How's it all going?
01:03I mean, we're fabulous. How are you?
01:05I'm loving life.
01:07So, how was the date with Jack?
01:09A friend recommended to go to a tapas.
01:12Well, I've had that once or twice in Marbs.
01:14You know, like when you do the pick and mingle when you all share and that kind of thing.
01:17Sounds like a standard night out in Magaluf.
01:20And I'm trying to be experimental.
01:21I know a few words here and now.
01:24How much-y.
01:25In Spain, that works.
01:26Do you know what I mean?
01:27If you add a knee on the end or how many monies they know.
01:31No, Bobs, they do not know.
01:34Para empezara.
01:35I wonder what that means.
01:37I wonder if that means starter.
01:39Who knew Bobby was fluent in absolute bollocks?
01:42So, showed him that I'm quite cultured and cosmopolitan.
01:46I love Bobby's enthusiasm.
01:48He always throws himself fully into his dates.
01:51Are you feeling stronger for Jack now you've had a second date?
01:54He's definitely got the qualities of a boyfriend that I would look for.
01:58What would you give the date out of ten?
02:02Oh, is this a game of charades?
02:04TV show?
02:07Song?
02:08I'm going to give it an eight.
02:10Oh.
02:11Okay.
02:12Oh.
02:13Jack's giving you a hundred thousand out of ten.
02:17A hundred thousand?
02:18What is it with these dates?
02:20They're making a mockery of the scoring system.
02:22One hundred thousand out of ten.
02:26I know N-dizzle.
02:28I know N-dizzle.
02:28It doesn't make any sense.
02:31Fuck a duck.
02:32Hundred thousand.
02:33I only gave him an eight.
02:34I feel well bad.
02:36Well, I'm sure you could give him one to make up for it.
02:40Gosh.
02:40It's unheard of.
02:42We've never had it.
02:43Never.
02:44Never had it.
02:45Of course, because it's not official scoring.
02:47You have just set the bar higher than I can reach.
02:50That's because you're sitting down, Eden.
02:52That's made my day.
02:54They say love's like looking for a needle in a hayfield.
02:57And Jack's my needle.
02:59And guess what?
03:00I found him.
03:01I am so excited to see him for a third date.
03:06Let's talk about a third date.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Oh, shit.
03:10Eden's got that I'm going to ruin your life look all over his face.
03:13Bobby has a habit of meeting a guy.
03:16Two dates down, he's planning the wedding.
03:18But we need to see if this is real.
03:20And there's only one way to do that.
03:23Your next date is not going to be with Jack.
03:29Oh.
03:34Like the Spice Girls said, babes, who do you think you are?
03:37I thought me and Jack was going to be forever.
03:41And talking of Spice and girls, here comes a massive fan of both.
03:45It's only the king of curry, Uncle Arge.
03:51Hello, celebrity dating agency.
03:53Hello, Tom.
03:54Hello.
03:55Come in.
03:56I will.
03:57You should.
04:02Hey.
04:03Hello, Mr. Argent.
04:05Hello, Tom.
04:06How are you?
04:07Good.
04:07I like your scarf.
04:09Very impressed.
04:10These silkworms are working overtime for me at the moment.
04:13When Arge comes through my door, he surfs the crest of a great wave, and one can't help but be
04:20swept along with him.
04:21Are you single?
04:22Yes.
04:23Okay.
04:23Happily single?
04:24I'm busy and stimulated.
04:55Yeah, that's not what he asked.
04:56You need to be like, okay, heart, let's see what you got.
04:59Yeah.
05:00And what we've got is Andrew.
05:05Wait, brace yourself.
05:07Andrew, he sounds posh.
05:08I've got a mate called Andrew, and he definitely ain't posh.
05:11It's the prince's name.
05:12Oh, I can't wait to see this.
05:16Wow, even I've got a boner, and I have problems down there.
05:20He's got a lovely bit of facial hair.
05:22He's got like a touch of a model about him.
05:24I would be very conscious that I'd be punching to go on a date with someone like that.
05:29That's exactly what we need to do.
05:31We need you to test yourself and see what it's all about.
05:33Yeah.
05:34And know that you can pull somebody like this.
05:36More importantly, can he pull you?
05:38These two are the professionals, so they know what they're talking about.
05:41And if they say go on more dates, I'm going on more dates.
05:44And if this geezer's as hot as his picture, well...
05:49Perfect.
05:50It'll be fun.
05:51Okay, well, good luck.
05:53Bye!
05:53Thank you so much. Bye!
05:56Laters, Bobs.
05:57Right, let's get the debrief on Argy's date with animal stuffer Chantel.
06:01Hello.
06:02Hey, Thomas Eden.
06:03Would you send James down, please?
06:06Certainly.
06:07Thank you, bye.
06:08Bye.
06:10They're ready.
06:11Lovely.
06:11Cut off Miflo.
06:16Did he just tweak his own nipples?
06:19Jesus.
06:21Hello.
06:23Worked, though, didn't it?
06:24Look at those bad boys.
06:25Peanuts!
06:26It's always a pleasure seeing you two.
06:28Why?
06:29Do you need to get something off your chest, Arge?
06:31The last date, where do I begin?
06:33From the beginning, please, James.
06:35I'm looking forward to this one.
06:36The food was good, but the thing that threw me the most is she had a dead newt around her
06:43neck.
06:46It's a newt.
06:48That's a newt.
06:51Got, like, all sorts, like, hearts and skulls and do a bit of, like, mummifying as well.
06:57Out of all the bugs or insects, why a dead newt?
07:00Oops, someone's going to get a strongly worded letter from the dead newt society.
07:04What did you ask her?
07:05Well, I think so, but, I mean, she was trying to explain it, but I was just so baffled by
07:08the whole thing.
07:09I didn't really, like, I couldn't really take it all in.
07:11I must admit, I can see how that would put you off, but I reckon James did his fair share
07:16of putting off himself.
07:18What fever would you give your celebrity date?
07:22And it just says, don't dribble.
07:25Oh, shit.
07:30Oh.
07:33I think I dribbled quite badly onto my plate.
07:36I love good food, but sometimes I get a little bit too excited and my mouth just kind of erupts
07:43everywhere.
07:44Arge, mate, there was so much dribble, you filled your plate.
07:46Two words, James.
07:48Don't dribble.
07:49Okay.
07:50Glad you cleared that up, Nads.
07:52How disgusting.
07:54If an adult man dribbled on a date with me, I'd be out of there.
07:58What would you give the date out of ten?
08:01I'd go six and a half.
08:02She gave you an eight.
08:04Could she?
08:04Oh.
08:06Get in an eight, even with the dribble drama.
08:09What did you like about your celebrity date?
08:11Sense of style and new confidence.
08:13Yes.
08:14Did you feel like you were like, I can't, you can do the flick.
08:17Do the flick, like, I'm back.
08:19I'm back, baby.
08:19I'm totally back.
08:21Arge is back.
08:22I feel like you're back.
08:24I'm confused.
08:25Is he back?
08:26No, no, no, no, trust me, I'm back.
08:28Arge is blatantly back.
08:30I'm totally back.
08:31That's cleared that up, then.
08:34I reckon I'm the TTP, and I'm looking for a girl who's the TTP.
08:39So basically, I'm just looking for a female version of me.
08:42I don't think the world's ready for that, Arge.
08:45I'm on it now.
08:46Yeah.
08:46I'm not scared of no one.
08:47Yeah.
08:48No one's unachievable.
08:49TTP?
08:50TTP.
08:50Trust me.
08:52All our clients are different.
08:53They have strengths and weaknesses in different areas.
08:57For that reason, sometimes, we like to mix it up.
09:00We have a plan.
09:01We have a plan, James.
09:03I'm always up for anything, you know that.
09:04Ooh.
09:06Whilst Arge prepares to hear the plan, Bob's is sittin' in to receive his regal date.
09:13Do I get a large gin and tonic?
09:15Of course.
09:15Thank you, mate.
09:16All right.
09:17This weather's beaut.
09:19And do you know what?
09:19By the look of his picket, so's Andrew.
09:22I ain't gonna lie, though.
09:23I'm shitting bricks.
09:24Ah, the romance.
09:28Coming up!
09:29And I mean literally coming.
09:31You love to give us, like, the full ejaculation.
09:35Yes.
09:36Perhaps we should just stage.
09:38Sorry.
09:46Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
09:48So far, Arge has been schooled.
09:51Don't dribble.
09:53And Bobby's in shock.
09:54Your next date is not going to be with Jack.
09:58Oh.
10:00Back at the agency, Arge is in for a little surprise.
10:03Tom, it's Eden.
10:04Hello.
10:05Can you send down our next guest, please?
10:09Yes, certainly.
10:12Good boy.
10:12Got someone joining me.
10:14Please be Carol Valdeman.
10:15Please be Carol Valdeman.
10:16Please be Carol Valdeman.
10:18Well, they're ready.
10:20Who could that be?
10:23It's SJC.
10:25Yay!
10:27Aw.
10:35Hi, guys.
10:36You look...
10:37How's it going?
10:37You look gorgeous.
10:38Yes, I love a bit of Sarah Jane.
10:41If you haven't guessed, you two are going to go on a double date.
10:44Yeah, that would be a joke.
10:45I'll be well up for that.
10:47This could be a great double date.
10:49Arge is fun, but needs to learn a bit of class.
10:52And Sarah Jane is classy, but needs to learn how to have fun.
10:56But they don't need to know that.
10:58James might need some help with fragrances.
11:00Why?
11:00Do you not smell very good?
11:01No, I always smell good.
11:02I'm hygienic nowadays.
11:04Oh, James!
11:05No, I am.
11:05Now I do.
11:06Honestly, my friends use to say I have this really bad fat boy smell.
11:10I've been there, mate.
11:13Trust me, there is this fat boy smell that I had.
11:15Sweaty groins and all that.
11:16But I don't get that anymore.
11:20I don't get that anymore.
11:21We've got work today.
11:23And all I can think about is his sway balls.
11:25Not these days.
11:26He's got hygienic nads.
11:28Nads.
11:29From a sweaty ball to a bell of the ball,
11:31fresh from a date of Angus, here comes Toph.
11:34Hello, celebrity dating agency.
11:36Hi, darling, it's Toph.
11:37Oh, hello.
11:39Come up.
11:49You've burned it up, there's still.
11:51I know.
11:52Lovely to see you.
11:54How are you?
11:55Great, it's really well.
11:57You smell wonderful.
11:58Do I?
11:59Toph always arrives smelling like a rose petal
12:02floating through the air on a bright summer's morn.
12:06Delicious.
12:07I've got sad news.
12:09Oh.
12:10It wasn't a hit.
12:13No.
12:13Oh, Toph.
12:14I'm just so impatient.
12:15I want to find the perfect one now.
12:18And it takes so long.
12:20Perhaps we should just eat.
12:21I didn't know she was your tight top.
12:23We could have a lovely time.
12:25We could go off to the theatre.
12:27We could go and paint the town pink.
12:29You make me so content.
12:30Lovely gin and tonic.
12:32Yeah.
12:32Maybe this could work.
12:34Go and see a wonderful play.
12:35Just do really lovely things all the time together.
12:38Just pop to the national, pop to the royal court.
12:41Oh, this is lovely.
12:42We need to capitalise on this clement weather together.
12:45I think we actually do.
12:46Oh, you too.
12:48My sweet little anything.
12:49The only thing that we'll be missing is a little bit of sex.
12:52I know.
12:53Shame.
12:54We just can't give each other everything.
12:55No.
12:56Good point.
12:57Never going to work.
12:58While those two lovebirds ponder what could have been,
13:00the agents have two new love matches for Arjun SJ.
13:04This is Sunita.
13:06Sunita?
13:06Oh, not that one.
13:08Hi.
13:09My name's Sunita.
13:10I'm 28 and I live in Brighton.
13:12I want to fall in love.
13:13I want to fall madly, crazy, deeply in love.
13:16I want someone that I literally look at and think,
13:17wow, that's my boyfriend.
13:19That's the person that I get to spend the rest of my life with.
13:21She looks really attractive.
13:23She's all right, isn't she?
13:24Nice teeth.
13:24Yeah, she looks pretty.
13:27I think she's good, you know.
13:28Bloody hell, she's as hot as a vindaloo.
13:31SJC, you're going to be going on a date with Adrian, who's 35.
13:37She ain't happy.
13:38He looks cool.
13:39He looks like he's got sex.
13:41The only reason why Fran was because you can't see his face.
13:43Do you not remember him from the mixer?
13:45On a day-to-day, I'm a business development manager
13:47for a logistics company.
13:48Oh.
13:49We deal with, like, containers.
13:51So, like, if you went to, like, DFS, for example.
13:53Oh, yeah, it's the DFS banter man.
13:56I didn't choose him, though.
13:58No, you did not.
13:59You chose a 21-year-old that lives at home with his parents.
14:01She's got a point.
14:02Maybe I cannot be trusted to make my own decisions,
14:05so let's see what happens.
14:07So you're going to a place.
14:08It is fine dining.
14:11Fine dining?
14:13I can't even eat a salad without dribbling down me front.
14:16Indian.
14:17Yes!
14:18I love curries.
14:19So basically we're going for a fancy curry.
14:20Really fancy.
14:21Oh, I love curries.
14:23You two are done good.
14:24I love curries as well.
14:24Do you really?
14:25Yeah, I do, yeah.
14:25Oh, brilliant.
14:26You don't understand.
14:27He loves curry.
14:29Yes.
14:29Double date means double helpings, right?
14:32Double poppadoms, double onion bajis,
14:35double chicken tikka masala.
14:37Happy days.
14:38Yeah, you should probably take a bib and a mop.
14:42Good luck!
14:42Nice one, guys.
14:44Okay.
14:45I'm sort of thinking about the date then.
14:47I'm actually hungry.
14:49Are you?
14:50Yeah, they're called stairs, SJ.
14:52You all right?
14:53There you go.
14:54And safe.
14:57Meanwhile, over on a trendy rooftop terrace,
15:00Bobby's waiting for his chiseled, featured,
15:02model-looking hunk of a date to arrive.
15:05Hey, how you doing?
15:06Yeah, I'm good.
15:06Lovely to see you.
15:07Nice to meet you.
15:08Hey, you found it all right.
15:10Yeah.
15:11Good, guys.
15:11Good.
15:12How have you been?
15:13You've got to be having a bubble bath.
15:15I swear this ain't the same geezer from that picture.
15:18You've got to love an Instagram filter.
15:20The agent said to me,
15:21oh, you're going to go to meet a guy called Andrew.
15:24I thought, that's a very posh name.
15:26Like, I thought, oh, it's like a royal name.
15:29Is it royal, isn't it?
15:29I thought, oh, I wonder if you've got blue blood.
15:31I thought you was going to be, like, 16th to the throne or something.
15:34No, that's Danny Dyer.
15:35Definitely not posh.
15:36I don't think it's just really Scottish.
15:38Oh, is that a Scottish name, Andrew?
15:40I don't know, like, I think so.
15:45So, whereabouts are you from?
15:47Scotland?
15:47Eh, Glasgow.
15:48Oh, I've been to Glasgow a couple of times.
15:53This chat is as dull as dishwasher.
15:59How lovely is this weather?
16:01Has it been this hot?
16:02Over in Glasgow?
16:03No, it's like raining one minute and snowing.
16:05Oh, really?
16:06Oh, no, not the weather, chat already.
16:08So, it hasn't been an amazing week of weather there?
16:11No, it never has.
16:12So, like, like, May was actual, no, April, and May was OK,
16:17but, like, it's just been not to stop raining.
16:19Jesus, wet.
16:20This is nan-level banter.
16:22Definitely, it's so good.
16:24Oh, that's good.
16:25No.
16:25What's good about that?
16:29So warm, like, genuinely.
16:31Say what, sorry?
16:32So warm.
16:33Warm?
16:34Warm.
16:35Warm.
16:35What's warm?
16:37Like, it's hot.
16:39Oh, warm.
16:40Yes, warm.
16:42Like the opposite of this convo.
16:45His accent's more confusing than Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna's relationship status.
16:49Yeah, perfect analogy.
16:52Oh, my God, that is so funny.
16:54Well, let's leave them to the lols, because back at the agency, Toph's about to fess up.
16:59Hi, darling.
17:00Hello.
17:00How are you?
17:01I'm thinking the agents might be a little bit pissed off at me.
17:04I made such a big deal about who I was taking out, and then it ended up being a disaster.
17:11Yep, Toph decided to give her mix-a-date Tristan the flick and take out Angus.
17:15How old are you?
17:17Um, well, I'm 19, pretty soon.
17:22I don't think Angus is the one.
17:25You love to come in here and give us, like, the full ejaculation before we've even built
17:30up to it.
17:31Bit premature, nads.
17:32Let the girl explain.
17:33I was a bit overexcited for the date.
17:36To say the least.
17:37Yeah, just a little bit.
17:38I think I'm going to have a boyfriend called Angus.
17:41Lovely, lovely boy.
17:44Might see him more as a bit of a brother, perhaps.
17:47Brother?
17:48Yeah.
17:49Didn't even friend zone him.
17:51She family zone him.
17:53What would you rate your date?
17:55Eight.
17:56Uh, he gave you a ten.
17:58No, he just put his age in the wrong box.
18:00Because I quote, we never ran out of conversation, and I fancy her.
18:05Guys, he's adorable.
18:07Oh, Angus, he's so sweet.
18:10What did you not like about the celebrity you've dated?
18:14Nothing.
18:18Oh, guys.
18:19I want to send him, like, a card or something, like, commiseration.
18:21With sympathy.
18:23I don't think Hallmark do her.
18:25Dear Angus, roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a fully grown adult, shame about you.
18:30But he is a very sweet, but I want to keep on saying boy.
18:34Yeah, I was going to say, what's that all about?
18:35I want a very lovely man.
18:38Hmm.
18:39Do you want, like, a normal guy that just wants to have a laugh with me?
18:42Ideally, not watching Mr. Tumble.
18:46Over in sunny West London, let's see if the topic of conversation has warmed up.
18:51Oh, this weather's just for you, isn't it?
18:53Hmm.
18:54No!
18:55How long have you been single for?
18:57I've been single for probably about 18 months.
19:00Is that like a year?
19:01No, it's like 18 months.
19:03Have you been spiritual as well?
19:04Oh, I'm so spiritual.
19:06Spiritualism is, that's where my heart lies, like, 100%.
19:08I kind of like working, like, with energy, like, in, like, objects and that sort of thing, because I feel
19:14like you connect a lot better.
19:15I'm okay.
19:16I quite like that he's into the old witchy-poo thing, too.
19:20This could be up my avenue.
19:22Are you quite into, like, Astromagy and all that?
19:25Astromagy what?
19:25It's so good.
19:26Yeah.
19:27What are you?
19:27What, my Gemini?
19:29Is that water?
19:30Yeah, water.
19:31Yeah.
19:32Is it water?
19:32Yeah, or air sign?
19:33I don't know what that one is.
19:35The problem with Astromagy, it's all a load of bollocks.
19:38I'm a lion, isn't I, Leo?
19:40I never know if I'm air for fire.
19:42You're, um, water.
19:43No, are you?
19:44No, you think you're air.
19:45So would I be an earth because I'm an animal or fire?
19:48I don't know that, actually, that one.
19:50This is drier than a nun's vajayjay.
19:53I didn't know you were so religious.
19:55How's your vino going down?
19:56It's so good.
19:57I love Pinot Grasio, like, genuinely.
19:59Yeah, I love a little Pinot.
20:00Ching, ching.
20:01Cheers to talking chat.
20:03You said it.
20:05Coming up.
20:06I'm always up for a snob.
20:08The celeb's flirting skills are limited.
20:10You haven't got the time on you at all, have you, babes?
20:12Do you know, I need to start wearing a watch.
20:14And the datees get mouthy.
20:16If you've been stood up, mate, all I say is just go on and let me crack on, mate.
20:27Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
20:30So far...
20:31It's a war-dum.
20:31War-dum.
20:32Bobby's been struggling with a language barrier.
20:35War-dum.
20:36War-dum.
20:37Oh, warm.
20:38And Arge has been reminiscing on years gone by.
20:41There is this fat boy smell that I had.
20:42Sweaty groins and all that.
20:46Next into the agency is someone who definitely knows how to get her dates into compromising positions.
20:52Usually while she barks at their moon, it's Charlotte Dawson.
20:57Pins are so shapely, aren't they?
20:59Yeah, but it's a shame this isn't shapely.
21:02Oh, well, darling.
21:03I've got good bits on that.
21:04You have very good pins.
21:06You're a big squatter.
21:08I'm a help.
21:10Is that just genetics?
21:12Yeah.
21:12Because I've always had these very kind of lady, like, I've got tiny little ankles.
21:16It's much harder for me to build my pins.
21:18Oh, I've got skinny ankles.
21:21Oh, I thought we were doing it.
21:23Oh, darling.
21:25This is, like, part of the Kama Sutra.
21:27Charlotte is constantly sabotaging herself and her dates with her laddette behaviour.
21:33Can we have a shot?
21:35Ching, ching.
21:37Yes, boys.
21:38It's time to bring in the big guns.
21:40We're bringing in etiquette expert Liz to put Charlotte through her paces.
21:44So, in you come.
21:46Hello.
21:47Hello, Charlotte.
21:48Wonderful.
21:49Come and sit.
21:50I think she just pied her.
21:52Make him work for me.
21:53I don't give him a kiss.
21:55OK.
21:55Don't kiss him on the cheek?
21:57Choppy now.
21:58How am I going to tell lovely Liz about flip, sip, and strip?
22:02And when it comes to having food, first thing you do is put your table napkin on your lap.
22:07Not that you've got anything on your lap, but it's still...
22:11LAUGHTER
22:12I want to give you a high five.
22:14High five, I see.
22:16Oh, what's that bolognese?
22:17Looks like it.
22:19Mmm.
22:20Starving.
22:21You can eat it.
22:22It's like Lady and the Tramp, isn't it?
22:24I'm saying nothing.
22:27Now, you don't need to shovel it in and chew 30 bites to mouthful.
22:3230 bites?
22:34Chuffy now.
22:35I'm going to be there all night.
22:37She won't have time to drink.
22:38You notice there are no shot glasses?
22:41No.
22:42No.
22:42So we don't order shots.
22:44Boring!
22:45What about if I put them in a wine glass?
22:47Is that all right?
22:49How do you end a date?
22:54To be continued.
22:57You have to add more mystery.
23:00There's nothing wrong with allowing him to kiss you on your cheek.
23:03Liz is a very classy lady.
23:06I'm going to try and do everything she's told me.
23:09Classy Shazza is out in full force tonight.
23:15Right, with that done and dusted, let's get over and see if Argy's looking forward to taking his curry out
23:19for a date.
23:20I mean, date out for a curry.
23:21I do love a curry.
23:24However, my focus is on the date.
23:26The date is the priority.
23:28The date comes first.
23:29Don't let your curry here, you absolute player.
23:32All I want out of this is some flirtiness, some sexiness, and I'm always up for a snog.
23:38Right then, Bobby's date with Andrew might have hit new levels of orcs, but if there's one man who's got
23:42the gift of the gab, it's Bobby!
23:45Oh.
23:47Oh, you are joking, aren't you?
23:49Are you two still struggling for conversation?
23:52The Weldon's dog knows I can talk for Essex, but even I'm having a mare-ear.
23:57Jesus, Bob.
23:58Alright, we've had weather, we've had spiritual bollocks.
24:02Errr...
24:02Rob, think, think.
24:04You haven't got the time on you at all.
24:05I actually don't have anything on you.
24:06I need to start wearing a watch.
24:08Oh, my fucking life.
24:11I actually never wear any jewellery at all, except for a crystal.
24:14You what now?
24:15I'll get my clear quartz on.
24:20Should I give your phone a wingman ring, Bob?
24:23Do you know what, Andrew's such a sweetie, but he just ain't a bit of me, and I don't want
24:28to lead him on.
24:29What do I say?
24:30Er, cats in hospital, you left your straighteners on, er, it's too warm for you.
24:34Oh, I think dating's hard.
24:37I hate dating, I'm so shut at it.
24:39I'm so lost for words around dating, I'm like...
24:42Yeah, it's definitely hard.
24:44Well, I think it's been really nice to meet you.
24:46It's really hard.
24:46I've had a lovely afternoon.
24:48This just feels a little bit vanilla, and I'm looking for a double portion of Rocky Road.
24:53That or a caramel choo-choo, do you know what I mean?
24:56I don't know, like, where your head's at with it, but I feel like it's been lovely meeting you and,
25:01like, having that couple of drinks.
25:03Uh-huh.
25:03Go on, Bobs, dip your scooper in that weird little bucket of water next to the ice cream and be
25:06done with it.
25:07I feel like there probably isn't much of a connection there, is there?
25:12Uh-huh, I don't know.
25:12Do you feel the same or...?
25:13Um, I don't, I don't know, like, it's hard to, I don't really know.
25:18I know, it's been muck shit, mate.
25:21Seriously?
25:23I'm gonna get these drinks, I'm gonna get the bill and that.
25:26No, don't be that.
25:27Seriously, I'll get it, seriously.
25:28Bless you, you've come all the way over here, I wanna treat you to a couple of drinks.
25:32Thank you, lovely to meet you.
25:33It's been so nice to meet you.
25:34Oh, good luck.
25:35I wish you all the best of luck.
25:36Oh, thank you.
25:36In your dating and everything.
25:37Thanks so much, take care.
25:39You're so welcome, take care.
25:40Bye, babe.
25:41Well, what a brilliant date that was.
25:43My favourite bit was when they spoke about the weather for the seventh time.
25:46Can I get the bill, please?
25:48Warham!
25:48Now, let's hope we can avoid another potential car crash
25:51as we join SJ and Arj on their double date.
25:54Remember what you said now, Arj, your date comes first.
25:57We can't start the poppadoms until our dates arrive.
26:00Okay.
26:01That's a roll. Skins on it?
26:03Yeah.
26:04Good lad, that's legally binding now, Arj.
26:07It is annoying, though, because the poppadoms are literally sitting there and facing us.
26:11You're bigger than them, Arj.
26:12You can do this.
26:13Good thing I like a challenge.
26:15It's all about mind over matter.
26:17Do you know what?
26:17This is willpower.
26:18This shows that I'm getting somewhere.
26:20Good.
26:20So that's poppadom chat over then.
26:22Great.
26:22The poppadoms are still there and the sauces and chutney are still there.
26:30Don't you dare.
26:31Stay strong.
26:32Resist.
26:33Resist.
26:34Shall we just have a poppadom?
26:36Oh, you're having a laugh.
26:38Shall we share one?
26:38Or shall we wait?
26:39What do you think?
26:40Sort them out, Sarah Jane.
26:42Oh, go on.
26:43I'll start the books.
26:43Don't do it!
26:45He's been talking about them so much, it's made me hungry.
26:49Shit.
26:50Shit.
26:51How bad does this look?
26:52I've got mango chutney everywhere and they're not even here yet.
26:55Oh, it's chutneyageddon down there.
26:57I need to get this off the table.
26:59Look, it looks bad.
27:00Spit and rub, mate.
27:01Spit and rub.
27:04Has that come out?
27:05Come out?
27:06It's made it worse.
27:07I don't know if Arj is just nervous because he's looking forward to his date, but now he's
27:10making me nervous.
27:12Don't you start, SJ.
27:13Adrian's here now.
27:15He looks smart.
27:16Of course he does.
27:18He's borrowed his outfit off Colton from the Fresh Prince.
27:21How are you doing?
27:23Nice to see you.
27:25How are you doing?
27:25Nice to see you.
27:25How are you doing?
27:26I'm good.
27:27Do you smell nice?
27:27Are you good?
27:28Nice to see you, mate.
27:29How are you, man?
27:29I am a bit apprehensive.
27:31I know it's Adrian.
27:31I didn't pick him at the mixer, but okay, let's see how it goes.
27:36Well, SJ, so far, so good.
27:38DFS joke there.
27:39Don't say I don't do nothing for you.
27:40Basically, we're having a double date.
27:42This is your date and I'm waiting for mine to turn up.
27:44Well done, Arj, because he was thinking it was the world's shittest threesome.
27:48Have you been stood up?
27:48Have you got any advice for him if he has been stood up?
27:51Have you been stood up, mate?
27:51All I say is just go on and let me crack on, mate.
27:57He's got badder.
27:58He's got badder.
27:59First impressions of Adrian is that he's a top geezer.
28:02Freeze the crowd, Arj, mate.
28:03You know what I mean?
28:05Here he goes.
28:06Adrian's on fire.
28:07I see you.
28:08What, done absolute?
28:09I see you in Getson.
28:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:11I should have dim my elbow down as well.
28:13How do you go there?
28:14He's sick that gym, isn't it?
28:15Yeah, they're Zumba classes off the scale.
28:17Yeah, yeah, sick, mate.
28:18Wait, Lakeside, yeah?
28:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:20All right, Arj, back off.
28:22Adrian's supposed to be here as my date.
28:25Listen, SJ, I'm no Cupid, but there's no use standing in the way of fate.
28:28Wow, come on, mate.
28:29So you're Essie's boy?
28:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:31So you guys are like kindred spirits?
28:32Small world, isn't it?
28:33Small world, man.
28:34What's that, darling?
28:35Kindred spirits.
28:36Basically, yeah.
28:37So the double date is off to a banging star.
28:39Sort of.
28:41Meanwhile, Charlotte's arrived for a blind date with Harry.
28:44Let's meet him.
28:45Hi, guys.
28:46It's Harry here from South West London.
28:4725 years old.
28:48I've had a couple of businesses with my father.
28:50A bit stubborn.
28:52A bit of a perfectionist.
28:53I'm very picky about who I'd date and women in general.
28:58Hey.
28:58Hi.
28:59How you doing?
28:59Good, hey.
29:00What's your name?
29:00Charlotte.
29:01Nice to meet you.
29:02How you doing?
29:03I'm good, how are you?
29:04Yeah, good, thank you.
29:06I knew they'd set me up with a posh boy.
29:08It's time to put these etiquette lessons to the test.
29:10So what were you doing earlier today?
29:12A classy lesson.
29:13A classy lesson?
29:14So I'm trying to be really classy today.
29:16Okay, yeah?
29:17I'm not going to try and order any shots or anything.
29:20We can do a shot.
29:20I don't mind that.
29:22We'll go downhill from there.
29:23Oh, God, yeah.
29:25Two tequilas.
29:26Don't joke, mate.
29:27It might be a right posho, but you never know.
29:30This could be more fun than I thought.
29:32Do you go to, like, polo and stuff?
29:35So I played at school.
29:36Did you?
29:36Yeah.
29:37I like it.
29:38Did you play any sport when you were younger?
29:40I used to be a gymnast.
29:41Really?
29:42I did a bit gymnastics.
29:43Very bendy in the right places.
29:45Stop it, you.
29:48Go on, then.
29:49Do a bridge.
29:50No, I can't.
29:50I'm not doing the split.
29:52I'm going to be classy tonight.
29:53I feel like he's flirting with me.
29:55I quite like it.
29:58Back at the agency, the agents have called an emergency meeting with one of our celebs.
30:03So, Callum, what to do with a problem like Callum?
30:06I mean, he stood up Victoria.
30:09I reckon you and Callum are going to get on really well, but I just hope he shows up.
30:12It's not looking good.
30:14It's not looking good.
30:15It's not looking good at all.
30:16I'm just going to leave you two for your day, I think, yeah.
30:22I'd be a bit worried if all you missed the best.
30:31Maybe it's a bad, bad thing.
30:34Maybe it's a bad, bad thing.
30:40Maybe it's a bad, bad thing.
30:43Looking at their faces, I think I'm in a bit of trouble here.
30:47I've never seen such a face before.
30:49In my book, it's the worst thing you can do in a date, is not turn up.
30:52What I can't quite fathom is you didn't let us know, and I'm bitterly disappointed.
30:59I can't say where I am on it.
31:01Oh, the old, I'm not angry, I'm disappointed.
31:04Okay.
31:05You stood up one of our dates.
31:07Yes.
31:07Take the shit that you're going to get on the chin.
31:10Take the shit on the chin.
31:12And I am, and that's what I came here to do.
31:14Okay.
31:14If somebody doesn't turn up to a date, it suggests that they're not committed.
31:17It's just a big fuck you.
31:19It's an intentional fuck you.
31:21Yes.
31:22It's not an intentional fuck you.
31:23I didn't feel well, and I know it's annoyed you, and I know it's pissed you off.
31:26So, sincerely, I apologise.
31:29The last thing I want to do is piss the agents off.
31:32I'm here to find love, and I'm here to have some fun along the way.
31:35So I'm going to show them that's the case.
31:37We put you on a date with the right person.
31:42I understand.
31:43And it's a real shame, because I think you guys would have had so much fun.
31:46I've got it.
31:46Trust me.
31:47She was really, really excited.
31:49Oh, don't.
31:50I've got to send her flowers.
31:52I've got to send her some flowers to her home to say sorry.
31:54It's obvious Callum didn't mean any harm.
31:56He can't behave like that with any of our clients.
31:59Now let's start with, it's done.
32:02Awesome, guys.
32:03Please keep in mind the address thing, because I'm keen to send these flowers as an apology.
32:07Thank you very much.
32:08See you later.
32:09Bye.
32:10Yeah, I can't stay angry at him either.
32:12How the hell does he do it?
32:14Now let's see how Charlotte's getting on in her quest for class with Posh Boy Harry.
32:18Should I feed you?
32:20You're going to feed me.
32:21Here we go.
32:22Oh, here we go.
32:23OK.
32:23Oh, my God.
32:24Take it.
32:25Go on.
32:26Take it.
32:27You'll like it.
32:28It's like mozzarella.
32:29Maybe not.
32:30Yeah?
32:32I've got to remember to chew everything 30 times and not talk to my mouth full.
32:37Don't worry, Charlotte.
32:38I'll help you out.
32:41Five, six, seven, eight.
32:4616, 17, 18.
32:48I like his glasses.
32:49Oh, shit.
32:49I lost count.
32:50Sorry, Charlotte.
32:53Coming up.
32:54There's a revelation.
32:55I don't like Indian.
32:56I've never ordered Indian.
32:58And devastation.
32:59Would I fit in in Chelsea?
33:01I think the times are changing.
33:11Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
33:13So far, Arge is feeling a connection.
33:16He's got banner.
33:17He's got banner.
33:18With SJ's date.
33:21Charlotte's working on etiquette with posh boy Harry.
33:23Don't be a gymnast.
33:24Very bendy in the right place.
33:26Stop it, you.
33:27And she's cracking on in true Dawson style.
33:31Thank you, darling.
33:33Darling, is this the new...?
33:35I love the word darling.
33:37I mean, don't overextend the darling.
33:40It's quite false if you go darling.
33:42Is that like Berlin instead of Berlin?
33:46I love to talk like that all the time.
33:48Like posh.
33:49I love it.
33:51I love talking like that.
33:52Would I fit in in Chelsea?
33:54Yeah, why not?
33:56I think the times are changing.
33:58You're brave, mate.
33:59I'm not sure what it meant by that,
34:01but I'll take it as a compliment.
34:04Mmm, yeah, I'm sure it was meant that way.
34:07How old are you?
34:08How old do you think I am?
34:09All right, 20.
34:1020...
34:1225.
34:13Oh, on the money.
34:14How old are you?
34:1524.
34:163.
34:17Old man, wow.
34:18How old are you?
34:1925.
34:20Are you?
34:21I just told you that.
34:22All right, on the money.
34:23Keep up, Charlotte, will you?
34:24Seriously.
34:25I'm starting to feel out of my comfort zone.
34:27I'm trying to be this lady, but I feel like he's judging me.
34:31Who do you say is your favourite artist?
34:33Van Gogh?
34:34Da Vinci?
34:35Picasso?
34:36Rihanna.
34:36Mmm, okay.
34:37What's your favourite song by Rihanna?
34:40Bisturbia.
34:40Bisturbia.
34:41Sing it for me.
34:43I can't sing!
34:45There's no way!
34:46I'll sing.
34:47I want you to sing.
34:48Oh, no.
34:49No, you can sing, go on.
34:51I'm sure I can sing.
34:52But not right now.
34:54Sing?
34:54No.
34:55Come on.
34:55No, I don't want to sing.
34:56If you sing, I'll sing.
34:58I'll sing together.
34:59No, you sing.
35:00No, you sing.
35:01No, you do it, please.
35:02Please!
35:02Can you just sing?
35:03I think I'll ask you first.
35:05Someone sing for fuck's sake.
35:07I know, but that's not my fault, eh?
35:09No, that's down in shots and getting men naked.
35:11I think we'll drop the singing for now.
35:12Okay.
35:13Okay.
35:14Okay.
35:15Okay, moving on quickly.
35:19Over in the West End, Arge has for once stuck to his word and put a date above his beloved
35:24curry.
35:25Unfortunately, that date happens to be SJ's.
35:27Oh, oh, cheers, anyway.
35:29Cheers!
35:30Cheers!
35:31Good times.
35:32Look lively, Arge.
35:33Your date's arrived.
35:37Hey!
35:39How are you doing, darling?
35:40I'm right here.
35:41Good.
35:41Yeah, very well.
35:43Lovely to meet you.
35:45This is a good start.
35:46She looks good.
35:47She looks as good as what she does in her photo.
35:48How are you?
35:49Yeah, good.
35:50Really good.
35:51You know, you're a bit nervous.
35:52Like, don't know, like...
35:53One thing I'm good at doing, Sunita, is making a woman feel comfortable.
35:57Love that, Arge.
35:58Love that!
35:59I think he was talking to Sunita.
36:01I feel like they're still good.
36:02I feel like, why are we sitting like this?
36:03Can we swap?
36:04Do you think?
36:05I need to sit next to my...
36:06No, because I feel like then you can see who your date is.
36:08You can sit here.
36:08You can swap.
36:09Sounds simple enough?
36:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:11What about if you sit next to me?
36:13What about you sit next to me?
36:14Maybe not.
36:16And then Arge sits there, and you sit there.
36:18What, are we sitting diagonal?
36:19We're going to be shouting across.
36:21No, no, no, no.
36:21You've got to be opposite.
36:22You've got to even be next to each other, opposite each other.
36:24Oh, for fuck's sake.
36:26Fuck me, this is a mate.
36:27Do you want to cue some music so we can just go around the table?
36:30Hey, Arge, I'm a work fella.
36:32This is fucking musical chairs.
36:36Now we've sorted the seating arrangement.
36:38Let's get this double date going.
36:39What's your initial thoughts on Arge?
36:41Sunita meet professional interviewer and presenter, Sarah Jane.
36:45Yeah, I think, yeah.
36:47Do you fancy him?
36:48I don't not fancy him.
36:49Oh, Sarah Jane's.
36:49Wow, she's moving straight in a lot.
36:51What rules?
36:53He's definitely Adrian's type.
36:55Yeah, I definitely don't think you're ugly.
36:57That's made my night.
36:58No, no.
36:59Wait, we'll drink to that.
37:01We'll drink, we'll drink to that.
37:03Well, at least I've got Adrian.
37:05Well, do you need to go on like two, three dates before you get to it?
37:08No, no, after one date.
37:09One date's enough?
37:10Yeah.
37:10Oh, yeah, nice.
37:11What about you, babe?
37:12Before what?
37:13Before you decide if you want him to be the father of your child.
37:16100.
37:17Wow.
37:18Your whole life.
37:19Wow.
37:21That's graph, isn't it?
37:22That's a lot of graph, mate.
37:24Adrian, you look really good tonight.
37:26Thank you, darling.
37:27I'll take that as a compliment.
37:28Cheers.
37:29You look good, you smell good.
37:30Your DNA's looking good.
37:32What's your type then?
37:33What do you like?
37:34I'd have to go with what's opposite me.
37:37Oh.
37:37You're being straight up?
37:38I'm being straight up.
37:39I'm just trying all my...
37:40Wait, let me get my cards out.
37:41Let me just put them all on the table.
37:45Wait, er...
37:46No, I'm being honest.
37:48Oh, I've never seen our little Arch so happy.
37:50He's in a curry house with the best date he's ever had.
37:52Adrian.
37:54Over with Charlotte and her date with posh boy Harry has reminded me
37:57of that one time I went to a library.
38:02I'm going to go to the toilet.
38:04Can you crack on?
38:04Yeah, two seconds, darling.
38:06Two seconds, darling.
38:08I'm running out of chat here.
38:09Who do I know is an expert talking to posh boys?
38:12Oh, yeah?
38:13Night off.
38:15Hi, Sam.
38:16Hi, darling.
38:18How are you?
38:19I'm bloody struggling, you know.
38:20Like, it's too posh for me.
38:22Like, Nadia and Agent and Liz, the etiquette woman.
38:26Like, they've made me go really classic.
38:28All I want to do is order some shots and get absolutely smashed.
38:31OK, so maybe ask him where he finds his loafers.
38:36All posh guys love talking about things.
38:38Really?
38:39I'm telling you, let him get royal asking.
38:41Also, how many colour variations of trousers?
38:44What?
38:45Material.
38:47Corderoid, mustard coloured, red.
38:49There are lots of difference.
38:53On top of the etiquette lessons,
38:55I've now got to remember loafers, Ascot, red trousers.
39:01Oh, my God.
39:02I feel like my head's going to actually explode.
39:04So, did you own a lot of loafers?
39:07Here we go.
39:08I've got a couple of those.
39:09What about red trousers?
39:13Do you have a lot of red trousers?
39:14I have one pair.
39:16So, do you go to Ascot and stuff?
39:18I haven't been at sea.
39:20Topher's mentioned it to me before, this colour.
39:23It's like posh.
39:25And what colour might that be?
39:26It starts with a C.
39:28A C?
39:31Corderoid or something.
39:32Corderoid?
39:33It's not a colour.
39:35Oh, is it not?
39:35It's a type of material.
39:38Do you wear corderoid?
39:40I don't wear corderoid.
39:41I've done everything the agents have asked,
39:43and it's just not for me, and I don't think it's for Harry either.
39:46No, I don't date.
39:47You can't post me.
39:48I can't.
39:49What's the point, like, just going out, having small talk?
39:53Yeah, I know.
39:53Small talk's shit.
39:54Like, you just need someone that's just, like, up for laughs.
39:58Yeah.
39:59Someone that's on the same wavelength as you.
40:01Yeah.
40:02Someone that understands you.
40:03100%.
40:04So, basically, not you.
40:05Should we get you a cab, then?
40:07Let's get me a cab, darling.
40:10If this is what it's like to be a lady, it can bore right off.
40:14Ooh.
40:14After you.
40:17Lovely to see you.
40:18Lovely to meet you.
40:20Mwah.
40:21Bye, darling.
40:24Bye-bye.
40:26Can we order food, actually?
40:28We'll wait ages for it to be cooked, and then we're going to get to, like, 12 o'clock at
40:30night.
40:30Are you starving, babe?
40:31Well, no, I'd just like to know my food's coming out and what I'm going to eat.
40:34This girl's a bit of me.
40:36Yeah, half and half.
40:37Then you get two of both dinners.
40:38I'm liking you a lot.
40:39She's even going to give me half her food.
40:42She might regret that.
40:44Ladies, do you want to order first?
40:45Um, please, may I have...
40:48Egg fried rice?
40:49No.
40:50No, okay.
40:52Is she actually kidding me?
40:54Can I have...
40:56Did you just order egg fried rice at a curry house?
40:58Hey, we're not in the Chinese, babe.
40:59Why does this always happen to me?
41:01I don't like Indian.
41:03I'd never order Indian.
41:04All right.
41:05Oh, I love curry, so we're fucked.
41:07He really isn't joking, is he?
41:10I think it's time for me to step in.
41:12How old are you?
41:13Uh, old.
41:14How old are you?
41:1535.
41:16Mate, you do not look 25.
41:18Thanks.
41:18How old are you?
41:19I'm 35.
41:20Seriously, you could get away with 25.
41:23Easy.
41:23Great flirting.
41:25Wrong date.
41:26I want to use whatever moisturizer you use.
41:28It does, mate.
41:29Yeah?
41:29A good nut.
41:29You need to use...
41:30Go on.
41:31What's it called?
41:31You put on piles, basically.
41:33I use it as a moisturizer, and it literally, like, regenerates the collagen in your skin.
41:37Like, something that would, like, fix your bum hole.
41:40I usually talk about my bum after a curry.
41:44Speaking of bum holes...
41:45Um, would anyone if I quickly go to the toilet, please?
41:47No, go ahead.
41:48Go ahead, honestly.
41:49See you in a sec.
41:49Thanks.
41:50I like the tattoos for my legs.
41:52Yeah.
41:53Lovely tattoos.
41:54Can we talk on a level?
41:56Come on, Arj.
41:56I can't go out of a girl who goes to a curry house and tries to order egg fried rice.
42:01Fuck you.
42:03Never mind, Arj.
42:05There's always Adrian.
42:08So, Arj and Sunita have got about as much in common as moisturizer and piles.
42:12But, is there any hope for Sarah-Jane and Adrian?
42:15That's my perception.
42:16What are you looking for?
42:17No, babe, I just want to be happy.
42:19What, with all this bromance going on, I haven't had a chance to get to know Adrian.
42:23And there's plenty more that I want to know.
42:26Do you have any children?
42:27Yeah, I have two children.
42:28Wow, how old are they?
42:29Six and nine.
42:31And they were the same person?
42:32Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:33And how's your relationship with your baby's mum now?
42:36Sarah-Jane, you're not at work.
42:37Stop interviewing him.
42:39When did you break up?
42:40Oh, probably about a year and a half ago.
42:43Have you had another girlfriend since the baby's mum?
42:46I've been with somebody since.
42:47Have you had a proper girlfriend?
42:48But no.
42:48When did you lose your virginity?
42:50I haven't had a proper girlfriend.
42:51How does the baby's mum feel about you?
42:52How much money do you earn?
42:54Do you still love the baby's mum?
42:55No, no.
42:55What would you call a baby if you had one in nine months?
42:57Do you want to have more children?
42:59I'm more than happy to have more children.
43:01It's really important when you start dating someone to find out the vital statistics.
43:04Stop, it's alright if I go to the toilet.
43:06Yeah, absolutely, mate.
43:07Yeah, I think Adrian could do have a break after the quickfire round.
43:11I'm sorry, but what a great geezer.
43:14Yeah, I think he's really nice.
43:15I think you want to take him out more than I do.
43:17You reckon?
43:18Do I look at him as somebody that I would love to...
43:20To shag?
43:22Not really.
43:23Sarah-Jane, no.
43:23What?
43:24How can...
43:25How can not be feeling him?
43:26He's got great banter.
43:27Adrian is TTP.
43:30Well, he certainly ticks all of Arge's boxes.
43:33Right, can I just cut everyone?
43:34Okay.
43:35I feel that we get on very well.
43:36I just want to know, would you be for going on another date with me?
43:40Not asking you, Arge.
43:42I couldn't possibly comment right now.
43:44No.
43:44Adrian's a lovely guy, but I suspect that someone else has got their eye on him.
43:48So, anyway, do you reckon you'll see Arge again, or...?
43:51Arge won't see me again.
43:53No, no, no.
43:54No, listen.
43:54If I'm being straight, the one person I'd happily go on a date with again would be this geezer.
43:59Right!
44:01A masterclass in letting a girl down gently, Arge.
44:05He's making my life.
44:07He's making my life.
44:08Come on, man.
44:08Come on, man.
44:09You know that.
44:10Come on, man.
44:15I think tonight it went very well.
44:18The chemistry, the banter.
44:21We were just like, interacting with each other.
44:24I'd love to see Arge again.
44:25100% man.
44:26He's a good guy.
44:27He's a good guy.
44:28Thanks very much, man.
44:30The agents have found my perfect plus one.
44:33Adrian, I love you, man.
44:36No, cheers.
44:36Great to meet you, man.
44:37Yeah, you too, man.
44:38Nah, you're a legend, man.
44:41Tomorrow night.
44:43Hi.
44:44Their speed dating.
44:46What?
44:46What?
44:47The fuck?
44:48Was that?
44:50And heartbreaking.
44:52And I've never really had a man be that nice.
44:54As our celebs.
44:55Feel like I'm on a slight sleeve on it.
44:58Go.
44:58Well, you're like an actual certified milf now.
45:01Dating.
45:02Get yourself out first.
45:04Don't you miss him?
45:04This is the only week's birthday.
45:04There's anotherieran
45:04who was on the other side.
45:04No.
45:04It's an extravagant, durum,
45:04God's gonna be a boyfriend.