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00:03Welcome back to the Celebrity Dating Agency, where our elite matchmakers guide our clueless celebs to their soulmate.
00:11Morning, Edgar.
00:13Who the bloody hell's Edgar?
00:15Oh, of course, Edgar the Eagle statue.
00:19With this year's celebrities on their way to the agency, receptionist Tom is giving the office a proper good going
00:25over with his feather duster.
00:26As the receptionist, I've discovered that my role is so much bigger than making love blossom.
00:32Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.
00:34You have to be a barista, a horticulturalist, and you have to be a dab hand with a feather duster.
00:41Our dating agents have just four weeks to find these loveless celebs their perfect plus one.
00:46And elite matchmaker Nadia...
00:47Morning.
00:48Morning, darling.
00:49..is back and sassier than ever.
00:51This time, we aren't beating around the bush.
00:54We're going to get straight to the heart of each celeb's dating dilemmas.
00:58New clients, new office, new hair.
01:01It's just shorter and curler, isn't it?
01:04Here he comes, fellow agent Eden.
01:06He must have been running late.
01:07Looks like he's still in his pyjamas.
01:09Oh, good morning.
01:11We have all the answers.
01:13The celebs just have to listen to us and they will find love.
01:17Oh, there you are.
01:22You've got a fleur-de-lis right on your willy.
01:24Fleur-de-willy.
01:25Calm down, Tom, he's technically your boss.
01:28Today, our agents will meet a new bunch of celebs singletons for the very first time.
01:32And the agency is bursting with hundreds of normals.
01:36You can't rate yourself higher than a seven because you'll sound like a bit of a dick.
01:39I'm going to give myself a 10 out of 10 because confidence is key.
01:42And they're hoping to bag the heart of one of our celebs.
01:45My name's Angus.
01:47Live in Harley-Whitney.
01:48Big old Whitney.
01:50Shut up, all right?
01:52Tom, could you have packed this in any harder?
01:55I hope Eden's talking about the diary.
01:59Right, time to meet our first celebrity.
02:01It's Taui original and a very trimmed down version of his former self.
02:05It's James Arjun, but you probably know him as Arj.
02:10Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.
02:11Hello there, Miss Arj.
02:13Arjo Bajo was left heartbroken after being dumped by childhood sweetheart and Taui co-star Lydia Bright.
02:19My life is my life now and I'm getting on with it.
02:21We just keep it that we're strangers.
02:23We just walk past each other.
02:25I don't want to know you anymore.
02:27Hello.
02:29I'm a new Arj, so my standards, I'm aiming for up here.
02:34I want some proper crumpet.
02:36I love your accent.
02:37Thank you very much.
02:38I like yours.
02:39What about mine?
02:41I've got a very multifluous speaking voice.
02:44Just nod and smile like everyone else, Arj.
02:49Hello.
02:49Hello, Tom.
02:50Would you mind sending James down?
02:52Hold on, who's James?
02:53Certainly.
02:54Oh, James.
02:56My mum still calls me James, but everyone else calls me Arj.
02:58Which would you prefer?
03:00Call me Arj.
03:01Okay.
03:02All right, James.
03:03Hello.
03:03Hey.
03:05I am shitting myself about, you know, having to even check girls up.
03:15how are you good Eden nice to meet you I love me to meet you on your man hello darling
03:20how are you
03:20well I love you to meet you oh wow I can't believe I'm here I'm excited you're up for it
03:27yeah I'm up
03:28for it I've been I mean I need it desperately that's for sure so I guess you know I'm in
03:32the
03:32first question is you know why have you joined the celebrity dating agency well the first reason why
03:36I've joined is obviously because I'm single good I'm 100% single good I couldn't be more single if I
03:44tried is he definitely single and I haven't dated in that whole duration generally what single means
03:52so I went to Thailand recently I was there for three months what were you in Thailand for I was
03:59in a treatment center in rehab yeah I do feel like you know it was it was a success and
04:04yeah I do feel
04:05slightly more confident so it's a complete 180 life change yeah completely I've changed everything
04:12physically and emotionally I'm ready for action I am back baby tell us about the dream girl blondes or
04:22brunettes that doesn't bother me blonde tick I do like a nice bum though nice ass tick
04:32big teeth as well I love a good ass by that I'll mean I'm bums over boobs if I could
04:40get my hands on
04:41any celebrity woman it would be Carol Valdeman she has caught the best ass ever so we have these
04:48mixer parties we've got one tonight it's essentially you and a room full of single girls this is the only
04:54night in fact of the whole process that you get to choose your date our mixer ladies better watch out
05:01I can't wait you literally are you're like all right guys bit weird that Robin our next single
05:11celeb to enter the agency is posh girl and star of made in Chelsea Georgia Toffolo known to her
05:17friends as Toff after a string of unsuccessful relationships I'm so confused I want to get it
05:22right I'm yeah I'm done Toff's hoping Nadia and Eden will help her find love hello celebrity dating
05:28agency so my last relationship ended in disaster I got dumped for a lesbian haven't we all
05:39oh my god Tom and Toff in the same room oh this is an absolute posh off what a pretty
05:47ring
05:47oh do you like it that's gorgeous everyone thinks it's an engagement ring we can dispel that myth
05:53straightaway can't you yeah funny funny I cannot tell you what an absolute sweet shop you're going
06:05to be in tonight really they're beautifully contoured they're beautifully groomed it's like watching
06:10bloody downtown Abbey the upstairs bit our wizards are calling for you goodness saved by the servants
06:18bill hello hello would you mind send to Georgia down yes tough they're ready hello lovely to be her
06:36guys so I guess first things first what can we do for you so for me I've dated lots of
06:41guys in my area
06:43and it just hasn't really worked out I've only ever dated Chelsea boys but all of them just want
06:48to take me for champagne and lobster I am ready to try something new what about parmash and a
06:53little you live in a little bubble yeah completely where's the furthest in the country you've been
06:59oh yeah I went to Bognor Regis have you been there so give us an idea what normal day is
07:05to you nice
07:06bit of normal food we don't have to go to like a mitchin star restaurant have you ever been to
07:10a Greg's
07:14the sausage roll shop yes no I've never been it it doesn't just do sausage rolls toff okay ice bun
07:22if
07:22you want next up what the hell is she wearing arriving dressed in me nan's curtains it's Blackpool's
07:37Charlotte Dawson daughter of comedy legend Les hiya it's Charlotte here she literally burst onto our
07:45screens in the reality show X on the Beach and cozied up with our ex-client and bad boy Stephen
07:51Bear I
07:53just love a twat you what who doesn't love a twat my money'd be on Tom
08:02hello I just want a guy to sweep me off my bunions and feed me chips and gravy for the
08:07rest of my life
08:08you had me at bunions I'm such a fan of your your dad's work oh amazing I love the drag
08:16yeah the drag
08:17yeah sister you need a nickers knackers knockers I definitely inherited my dad's sense of humor I
08:29don't take life too seriously and the last one to get to a party and the last one to leave
08:35just like my
08:37father hello darling how are you I'm fabulous thank you good but my love life's not so fabulous okay
08:47there we go dating as a celeb can actually be quite hard like guys find me intimidating how the chuffing
08:55hell can I be intimidating come on I'm too chuffing scared to say how do you think being in the
09:02public eye
09:03has affected your relationships I got sent dick pics all the time it's vile basically if I'm seeing
09:10someone's I'm so full-on and then I can completely back off because I find a fault like I end
09:16up being
09:17repulsed by them like even the way that they talk and the way that they like move do you know
09:21what I
09:21mean don't worry Nats and Eden are here to help you out Charlotte is a complete larger-than-life
09:28character if she wants to find mr. right she's gonna need to rein it in a bit you can be
09:35vivacious
09:36and outgoing and wild but you still have to be wifey material tone Charlotte down a little tone it down
09:47my arse I've not even started yet well come on both I've arrived you have great great great great
09:56come here you miss Dawson behave I wanted to feel the peach know I mean no words how about good
10:09luck
10:09bye now someone else waiting at the bus stop of love yep I did just say that it's Towie's Bobby
10:17Norris
10:19nice slut drop oh hi Bobby hopeless romantic Bobby has had quite the eventful love life
10:28I'm not Stevie Wonder Harry I've got two fucking eyes I've seen that he's text you
10:34you've got to be joking me right nah he definitely isn't Stevie Wonder I feel like I'm a little bit
10:42unlucky in love and I don't want to be the last gay man left on the shelf we're so good
10:48to see you both
10:49have you been away no I've had a spray tan was it 12 for the price of one sometimes I
10:54double up this is
10:55subtle yeah amazing how long have you been single 18 months it's dry it's like the Sahara I need a
11:03tsunami of men flood me oh don't get too wet Bob that fake tan will run what are your hopes
11:11for your
11:12long-term love life I want to meet mr. right get married and have a baby oh he's properly looking
11:18for love I always thought by the time I'm 30 I'd be married to have a house full of little
11:23Bobbies
11:23running around but the only baby I've got is my Yorkshire Terrier calling Bobby job done how would
11:30you rate your looks out of 10 we're down there with with the fours but maybe five at a push
11:36if I've had
11:36a spray tan oh Bobby do you think guys take you seriously no no I think I'm seen as like
11:45a bit of a
11:46a joke it's hard it's okay I just think people have their ideas before I even walk before I even
12:00get to that bar they kind of have made up their mind like he's not he's not attractive like it'd
12:06be a right to have a gin and tonic with and he'll entertain us all night I don't think anyone
12:10as I'm
12:11walking to a bar would say I'd love to take him for dinner I just don't think people see me
12:15like and I
12:15don't know why because I'm not a bad person tonight sorry it's okay I embarrassed not at all will
12:26somebody please give that man a hug by the time we are finished Bobby you're gonna be a 10 without
12:35the
12:35time oh I'd love you forever I love it coming up it's the mixer hello the girls are just flocking
12:48to
12:48him where the celebs are letting loose oh my god he's called a door and feeling frustrated where are
12:56you from she's cock blocking me to the mat welcome back to celebs go dating agents Nadia and Eden
13:13have been busy bees meeting our box fresh celebs ahead of tonight's first mix-up where they'll have a
13:18mingle with a roomful of singles to try and find a date but before that our last celeb is about
13:24to
13:24ring Tom's Bell it's only Callum best even I'm weak at the knees hello Callum is the son of Angie
13:39and
13:39footballing legend George Best he's also a professional love machine with a bit of a bad boy reputation having
13:46dated a shitload of models and superstars including Lindsay Lohan where did it all go wrong
13:54hello welcome how are you don't you look smart thank you very much so do you what a deliciously dappy
14:02young man he is and I love his little dicky yeah but what about his bow tie lovely office you
14:07have
14:08here gorgeous transatlantic lilt you have I was half here half in Los Angeles well it's lovely it's like a
14:16male Angela Lansbury I will take that all day long thank you very much please tell me hasn't shagged
14:20her as well hello Tom it's Eden certainly I'm looking forward to putting my love life in Eden and
14:31Nadia's hands if they can do the groundwork for me then brilliant you look very glamorous smooth
14:35Callum smooth thank you very much you're welcome thank you very much welcome thank you why have you come
14:42to us I want to maybe meet somebody that is potentially be somebody special I'm now more
14:46than ever ready to you know share my life with somebody you know I go home every night and cook
14:51steak by myself and I think I'd love to have a partner to do this with you have steak every
14:54night
14:54I've not been in love I've found lust you've never been in no wow yeah have you said the words
15:01I love
15:02you to a partner no wow then you asked why I'm fucking here yeah Jesus no it's not that bad
15:10I mean
15:10kind of is though it is is it oh shit I'm hoping to take it to the next level from
15:15lust to love but
15:17saying that I don't mind lust it's a lot of fun have you ever been faithful oh for a period
15:23of time
15:24yeah so that's a no then I'm known for being a single ladies man but who doesn't want to find
15:30love and do you think when you date your penis leads who's putting leads on a penis I mean shit
15:36unfortunately for me my past very much says that but I've also does Google I know there's still a
15:43playboy naughty boy perception of me but I'm gonna continue on being a gentleman and prove him wrong
15:48we'll see you at the mixer hug it out I like it pleasure nice to meet you man no worries
15:53I'll see
15:53you guys tonight bye guys thank you well well well I like the naughty Callum stop it Nadia so with
16:04Callum raring to go it's time for him and the rest of the celebs to make their way over to
16:08the mixer
16:12and waiting for them is the biggest bunch of sexy singletons you have ever laid your eyes on
16:16well you make up your own mind my name is Yasmin I've just had 29 so please do not try
16:23and round
16:23me up to 30 pretty much a loose cannon I'm manly and butchers fuck interesting fucks about myself
16:28I have different colored eyes my best feature is I'd rate myself out of 10 probably a 12 no I'm
16:38joking
16:38no you're not are you dress like a bit of a slut see I've got that top in red
16:45so with the datees ready to rock and roll how are our celebs getting on oh classy I'll have to
16:52lie up go
16:53around them and say please tell me you've not got a small sausage I'm not sure if there'll be any
16:57snacks at all just talking about willies so whilst Charlotte literally gobbles down a sausage Arge is
17:03feeling the nerves of meeting dozens of single women what I don't want to do is go in there and
17:09get all
17:10like too nervous I get really red red rosy cheeks and the last thing I want to do is be
17:15going in
17:15there looking like tomorrow also making his way over from Essex is Bobby who has a good idea of what
17:21to expect tonight not being funny these boys could have gone after the cab could have saved a tenner
17:25it's exciting it's really exciting how often do I get to go to a bar with however I don't know
17:32if
17:32there's 25 30 40 50 men 50 happy days do you know what I mean it's kind of like Christmas
17:3950 men at
17:40Christmas turkey must have been huge not to mention all the stuffing the famous five will have the
17:47entire night to mix with regular people and find a date we have been working tirelessly to make sure
17:54that every celeb has several matches all they need to do is find someone and ask them out what could
18:00go wrong outside Arge is about to enter oh yeah I'm great there's an absolute canopy of ladies this place
18:17is unreal it's more crumpier than what there is at any bakers we're not making for the first time I
18:28can be a little bit shy nervous but as soon as I get to know as soon as I check
18:31someone for like sorry
18:34my quick gaze inhaler looking for someone to come down his chimney Bobby makes his entrance you
18:43right Bobby time to find a fella really good thank you really good I don't know if half of them
18:54on the
18:54bobby bus or not but how do you know if they're on the bobby bus well the kind of theme
18:59I'm getting
18:59tonight is gay men are wearing leather jackets does that mean Danny Zuko's on the bobby bus
19:06across town a nervous top has the biggest night of her life on her mind no not the mixer leaving
19:12Chelsea
19:12I've never been to where we're going before we're in the city it's quite far away from home
19:17it's being a little bit anxious so you should you are four actual miles from where you live
19:32okay tough with all these fit blokes about what are you actually looking for so I really like like
19:38old politicians who's that goldsmith David Cameron love Boris Johnson Michael Gove Nigel Farage proper
19:48assaults so now tops out of Chelsea it's time to meet someone new I have to ask because I know
19:53you're a Chelsea girl yeah Chelsea guys didn't see that one coming all right probably did anyone it's
20:01four miles away how old are you how old do you think I think you're 21 oh so he's 18
20:10he is a bit of a
20:12dish though the night's off to a great start but where the hell is Charlotte I've got a feeling
20:18that this is the one tonight it's amazing obviously I don't wear anything underneath that obviously
20:24and then I've got some shorts obviously I'm not just gonna go naked obviously how would I could
20:30obviously no don't do that back of the mixer and the room is about to heat up
20:38yes Callum best has arrived how are you very well I came down Tom oh really oh guys all right
20:49how are you okay good good Katie Callum pleasure to meet you what's your name sorry Lauren Callum nice to
20:54meet you yeah well you all look very pretty very glamorous the girls are just flocking to it
21:03it's unbelievable thank you for coming that's really cool yeah that's not the first time he
21:08said that is it meanwhile Arge is getting a bit of attention I'm Heidi how are you feeling about
21:13tonight I'm all right quite nerve-wracking going around yeah nice all good yeah I know your sister
21:21really oh she's a legend she's still playing her tennis and all that I was gonna say she's still doing
21:26tennis coaching yeah Heidi's all right but she's actually kidding my swagger just like too much of a
21:31gent I don't have the guts to tell her to do one back to Bobby who's still a bit confused
21:37she's
21:39definitely not on the Bobby bus he could be though I've got turning be going on I'm loving the income
21:46loving the tattoos what I need to know is what bus are you on no boy I didn't want to
21:53say you want to go
21:53go for a day you want to try it I went veggie for a month and I liked it as
21:58Bobby draws a blank
21:59hello my love you all right good good you look Callum's smashing it out the park look at Callum it's
22:04worse from the room like a pro it's just a typical Friday night for Callum though come on remind me
22:09your name again
22:10Naomi nice I'm gonna go move down there I'm gonna come back and find you okay so don't go far
22:14all right
22:15hands off mate she's taken finally after three dress changes and a pack of sausages Charlotte's got her
22:22arse in gear I've had a couple of bevies today getting myself warmed up because I tell you what I
22:27do need a bit of Dutch
22:28coverage mmm melting that it's still daylight back at the mixer and Bobby's still clueless he's just
22:39knowing which one's a guy which one's a straight oh Bobby but Toph's giving it a good shot and
22:47Arge has broken free from hiding Lauren Lauren and it looks like he's found a right sort James
22:53where I come and join you I'm literally standing on my own oh dear I spoke too soon do you
22:58mind if I
22:58join I felt so awkward I was like I'm on my own I'm gonna go and talk to people I
23:02mean this girl she
23:03just don't give up she needs to swerve ASAP everywhere I went she's not following me round she's cock blocking
23:10me to the max there because you are on fire do you think yes you know what I don't know
23:15where this
23:16confidence has come from our Joe bar Joe is loving life at long last here she is the belle of
23:24the ball
23:24and not a sausage in sight yet go on Charlotte get stuck in good luck Frenchie I think you'll need
23:42it oh
23:42my god it keeps cool on dawn I think you're in there Frenchie
23:47I think you're in there Frenchie
23:47I think you're in there Frenchie
23:48I think you're in there Frenchie
23:49I think you're in there Frenchie
23:49bye Charlie
23:50oh she's totally tied Sean
23:52all right au revoir
23:56as Charlotte bins off Frenchie Tom's giving Bobby a helping hand
24:00how have you met Bobby
24:01hello how you doing
24:02I love Bobby
24:03nice to meet you
24:04lovely to meet you
24:05I love it bit of chest out
24:06it's a good look
24:07fucking old rug in it at your nan's house
24:10bit of shag pile
24:15I literally never date
24:16like going on dates is hard work
24:18it is effort
24:19but it's just a bit awkward don't you think
24:21dating awkward she's never been on a date with me
24:25it's time to do what Callum does best
24:28let me talk to you for a minute yeah
24:31I was going to ask you a question
24:33I think you're really outgoing you're obviously absolutely stunning
24:36sounds like a work appraisal
24:38but I was curious if you'd like to go on a date with me sometime
24:41you okay with that
24:42are you sure
24:43yeah
24:44cheers
24:44glad we met anyway
24:46you got a date
24:48first date of the evening bag
24:50but can Bobby get all on that bus of his
24:53this is a little bit embarrassing
24:55I don't know if it's a bit cringing
24:56alright
24:56oh this is awkward
24:58you've just got to do it Bobby
24:59just do it
25:00you can just do it
25:01would you like to go for a bite to eat
25:05I would love that
25:06would you
25:07yeah let's do it
25:07I've never got that in common
25:08yeah get a dinner
25:10I would have a little cocktail
25:12I like your chat
25:13you've got something about you
25:14do you know what I mean
25:15yeah
25:15where is it
25:16you tell me
25:17I'll take it home with me
25:19good for you Bobby
25:20I love a happy ending
25:22coming up
25:24Tuff's got the brains
25:25so I'm actually studying for a PhD
25:26wow
25:26Charlotte's got the brawn
25:28he is fit as fuck
25:30I just wanna eat him
25:31and Arge wants lots of curry
25:33I've got boona
25:34I've got bar cheese
25:35and I've got booze
25:46welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
25:48where the agency's first mixer
25:49is in full swing
25:50with our five famous faces
25:52trying their hardest to bag a date
25:54with someone just like you
25:55I know
25:56crazy
25:58so far tonight
25:59ladies man Callum
26:00has worked his magic with Naomi
26:02curious if you'd like to go on another date
26:04with me some time
26:06and Bobby's picked out Paul
26:07would you like to go for a bite to eat
26:09I would love that
26:10but the girls seem more keen on drinking
26:12than dating
26:14belting that
26:16and Arge has a case of the sexual frustrations
26:20she's cock blocking me to the max
26:23heads up Arge
26:24hello darling
26:25how are you
26:26how are you
26:27you're beautiful
26:28not too bad yourself
26:30what a result
26:31I mean
26:32there's crumpet
26:33and there's crumpet
26:34but she is a proper bit of crumpet
26:37look at Yasmin
26:38she is totally making the play for James
26:40are you Scottish?
26:42yeah I am
26:42I was in Scotland yesterday
26:44no way
26:44you look lovely though
26:45I like your dress
26:46thank you
26:46gorgeous
26:47you having a nice evening?
26:49better now
26:49better now?
26:51yeah
26:51she's not happy
26:52cheers
26:55oh nice
26:56oh nice
26:56whilst Arge gets to giggles with Yasmin
26:59Toph's moved on from young Angus
27:01and found herself a proper brain box
27:03so my full name is Laurent
27:06Laurent
27:07middle name Joelle
27:09Laurent Joelle
27:10and it dies swiftly downwards to an English surname
27:12I'm actually studying for a PhD
27:14a PhD?
27:15what girl doesn't want a guy with a PhD?
27:18my wife
27:19wow
27:19where?
27:20at Oxford
27:20no way
27:21wow
27:22I actually work in sort of quantum computing
27:24so it's
27:25wow it's not my realm
27:26my maths thing
27:27no it's um
27:27what is your realm then?
27:29I mean
27:30close your shot
27:30would you like a shot with me?
27:32there we go
27:32and then we will
27:34I'm still on the same wavelength
27:35Oxford PhD
27:36I would like tequila
27:38what about you?
27:38I would, I would love tequila
27:39he'd murder a tequila
27:40I thought you looked like a tequila bloke
27:42come up
27:43you knew
27:44thank you
27:46this is my fourth shot of the evening
27:48so
27:48here we go
27:49here we go
27:50cheers darling
27:51lovely to meet you
27:51lovely to meet you
27:54wow
27:56I've had enough shots
27:57and I could have one more
27:59she'll be in a different realm in a minute
28:03at least Charlotte is concentrating on the matter in hand
28:06with Pete Wicks lookalike Julden
28:08aww
28:09you okay
28:09we said high breathe
28:11you alright
28:11you alright
28:12you very fast
28:13I'm from Wolverhampton
28:15where?
28:16no one likes this accent
28:18no you're fixed it's fine
28:20it takes over it
28:21I'm gonna take it off
28:22Charlotte what are you doing?
28:24I think this is bordering on a soap
28:25oh my claws are getting right innit
28:27oh baby
28:28oh
28:30looks better up yeah
28:31no he looks better down
28:32no he looks better down
28:33I tell you what
28:34He is fit as fuck. I just want to eat him well. You've already smashed through his bun. Why not
28:40finish him off?
28:49Charlotte has ignored
28:51Everything we've said to her and if she carries on like this
28:54Finding her someone it's going to be impossible looks like she's doing all right to me
29:03Having worked the room and ditched Heidi, Arge is filling in Tom
29:06I've got this absolute rocket of a blonde. A Scottish blonde sort who definitely looks like she's up for a
29:14laugh or more
29:15But it's not all physical now. Guys got these Tom, come on Tom
29:19Arge is absolutely loving life. It's like his first school disco
29:27Four tequilas down and Toph's taking time out
29:31It's tough darling. Oh my god. Hi
29:34Oh my god
29:35I'm so glad you're here
29:39So my booze are always hanging out darling, but your nip was like winking at me
29:46Give me a high five for the winker. How's it going?
29:49I've met this guy
29:51Yeah, I know exactly who you mean
29:53I think I'm really fancy, but I just I just don't like the accent wait. See where's he from some
29:59war the hamptons
30:00Like that. I don't know anyone from all the hamptons. What about not the older?
30:07Back with Arge who's getting tested on his oral skills
30:12No, but I can learn oh, I know I actually I can speak Spanish. I think Spanish GCSE me mo
30:19James
30:19My name is James
30:21Oh
30:23Nice
30:23Yes, very good
30:25What?
30:28So so so so so
30:31Let's go
30:33I've died and gone to Spanish heaven
30:36What portabanoose
30:38Do you have any tattoos?
30:40No, I don't
30:42I have a lot
30:44Where else
30:46Where else where else your toes?
30:49I'm not expecting to show me them all, but you can tell me
30:52Yeah, I have a few
30:53I can show you in different places
30:55Oh really?
30:56Oh jeez
30:57Yeah, you're full of confidence
30:59Yeah
31:01No, you do you can be you can be as dirty as you want
31:05Oh as things are getting pure Phil Farage Toff's doing some babysitting
31:09Oh, no, she's just chatting to teenager Angus
31:12I am a little bit confused because I do like Lauren, but also I do quite like Angus. He's really
31:19sweet
31:20I want to see whether there's something there
31:22You all right?
31:23Very very good
31:24Are you having a fun evening?
31:26Yeah, it's been awesome
31:26It's been great
31:27A lot of good people there
31:28What about you? You having good?
31:30Yeah
31:31Yeah?
31:32Yeah, a lot of fun
31:34There's a lot of um
31:36A lot of competition
31:37Who said flirting was dead?
31:39So you don't like that there is competition, no?
31:43Well, I knew there would be
31:46But obviously it makes me a bit jealous
31:48Are you jealous?
31:49Hello
31:51Okay
31:51That's a compliment
31:52Oh mate
31:53Thanks
31:55So good
31:57This is shit
32:01I am going to go
32:02So it's lovely to see you
32:04I will see you soon
32:07That's what you call getting the Chelsea boot
32:11Hi
32:11How are you doing?
32:13Yeah good, how are you?
32:14Fine
32:15Pissed but fine
32:16I know the feeling
32:18Have you had a fun evening?
32:20I've had a really fun evening
32:21Thanks
32:22Me too
32:23I do think that the man should always ask out the lady
32:27Even if you have to make them
32:29Do you know
32:30Do you know
32:30I really um
32:31I really do quite like eating food
32:34Who don't Toph?
32:36I quite like doing it together you know
32:38It is nice with other people
32:40I completely agree
32:41Maybe like a one on one situation
32:43It's really quite
32:45Lovely
32:46I thought he was supposed to be clever
32:49Would you um
32:51Perhaps
32:52Like to ask me to go to dinner with you
32:55Well
32:56I would really love it if he would come to dinner with me
32:59I would love to
33:02Finally
33:03It's so lovely to meet you
33:04Yeah lovely to meet you
33:05See you soon I'm sure
33:06Yes
33:07Right
33:07I should hope so that's how dates work
33:09He doesn't even live in Chelsea
33:11This is amazing
33:13He's already dagger to my street love
33:21Another date down how's Charlotte doing
33:23I'm sweating my tips off
33:24Nice
33:25There she is
33:27How are you?
33:28I've actually found someone
33:29Do you fancy him?
33:31I fancy the fuck out of him
33:33But I also like that
33:34That Shawnee guy
33:35Little funky one
33:36Yeah
33:37But I do like the other one
33:39I should hope so
33:40Because you've had your tongue down his throat
33:41It looks like Tarzan
33:43I'm his ginger chain
33:44He's cool with this
33:46Have you asked him?
33:47Of course he'd be fucking killed with it
33:48Go do it
33:49Let's see
33:52Right, I'm not being full
33:54Oh, that's boys
33:55Will you go out with me?
33:57Yeah, I'll go out with me
33:59Okay
34:05I can't even watch
34:06I think I've just tripped over the bar that she set
34:10Astonishing
34:15So with Charlotte's snogging Jordan
34:16Callum's arsed out Naomi
34:18Oh, cheers
34:19Bobby's back to date with Paul
34:20Perfect
34:22And Toph's grabbed Clever Dick Laurent
34:24Now it just leaves Arge to go in and seal the deal
34:27I knew I'd start getting giggles
34:29I'd be a bit nervous
34:30I don't ask girls out
34:31I mean, I'm absolutely bricking it
34:34But you know, I was just wondering whether you'd like to join me for a date
34:38Yeah, of course
34:40Come out and have a laugh or whatever
34:41Of course
34:42Are you up for that?
34:43Yay!
34:43Oh, I love you
34:45Oh, you're absolutely gorgeous
34:46Yeah, no, we'll do a plan for something nice for us, yeah?
34:49I've got a date with a proper sort
34:51Oi oi
34:52Coming up
34:55Arge checks out the menu
34:56My boobs are a bit heavy
34:58You've got nice boobs
35:00And Charlotte's cracked it
35:02I want to see you bomb
35:03Oh!
35:13Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
35:15And it's another busy morning at the agency
35:17After last night's mixer
35:22Hello, Betty
35:23Someone's still drunk
35:24Hello, hello, hello
35:26Hello, you
35:27I should mention there's a couple of hangovers in the world of Celebs Go Dating today
35:30More than just a couple, by my reckoning
35:32You're not going to get me a drink, Frenchy?
35:35Ten pints of Prosecco, please
35:37Lovely to meet you
35:39I could have one more
35:42Despite the boos, all the celebs bagged a plus one
35:45And tonight, Arge and Charlotte are going on their first dates
35:48But not before a little chat with agents Eden and Nadia
35:54First through the agency doors is Blackpool beauty Charlotte Dawson
35:58And as always, she's keeping it well low-key
36:01I am totally hanging
36:04I'm very...
36:07So talk to us about your first mixer
36:09The mixer was amazing
36:11As if you remember anything
36:14Well, it obviously was trashy
36:16But a bit classy
36:19Right, sure
36:23You were standing at the bar
36:25You had short shorts on
36:26Is that my bummer?
36:27And you were standing at the bar
36:28Like this
36:29Should I show you?
36:30No, Eden, we get it
36:32Come here, you
36:33What is it with him in his pyjamas?
36:37You can say what you like
36:38But let's chuff him face it
36:40I get results
36:42And probably glandular fever
36:45I feel like really bad
36:47I don't know his name
36:48What, the guy that you asked out?
36:51Charlotte?
36:51I bet you could pick his tonsils out of a line-up
36:53Can you not tell me his name?
36:54No!
36:55So I've got to ask him his name
36:57Yeah
36:57Just saying
36:59I might not know his name
37:01But I know the important things
37:03He's got a right good arse
37:05And he loves Prosecco
37:07What's not to like?
37:08Listen, go on your date
37:10Enjoy, have fun
37:11Bye
37:12Bye
37:12Be good, classy not trashy
37:15Trashy
37:16Wish me bloody luck
37:17Good luck
37:18Bye
37:18Bye
37:20She's gonna need it
37:23Next into the agency
37:25And feeling fresh as a daisy
37:26Teetotaler Arge
37:28Nice to see you
37:29Oh
37:29Nice to see you mate
37:31How are you feeling after last night?
37:33I actually feel like I killed it
37:34You did
37:35I feel like I smashed it
37:36You did
37:37Is Yasmin your normal type?
37:39I mean I fancy her
37:41She was funny
37:42Really confident
37:45Bubbly
37:45She looked sexy
37:46She looked hot
37:47Good
37:48Yasmin's perfect first date for me
37:50Oh my god
37:51I've completely forgotten something
37:52Kind of said goodbye
37:54And I thought it would be a gentleman
37:56Going for a kiss on the cheek
37:58And I think she went for the lips
38:00And it was half lips half cheek
38:03It was definitely more lip than cheek
38:06She was fully going for it
38:08She basically licked your face
38:10Is there a little kissy kissy on the cards?
38:13Well it's down to her isn't it?
38:14But if it was down to you
38:16Do you promote kissing on the first date?
38:18Yeah
38:18Really?
38:20If it feels good
38:21Yeah
38:21Why not?
38:23The only problem is when I do kiss
38:24I don't know why
38:25But it always makes a loud noise
38:27Me too
38:29Is it a groan?
38:31I think I've cracked why you're single
38:33What was it?
38:34Oh
38:37Because you kiss like a cow chewing grass?
38:40Swallow and less tongue
38:42To be fair I've given that feedback before
38:45Swallow and less tongue
38:46So get rid of the saliva
38:47Swallow what?
38:47Oh yes
38:48And then use less tongue
38:50So dry it out
38:51Nadia said less tongue
38:53So I'm going to practice before tonight
38:56Ooh
38:57Oh
38:58I want to hear classy kissing
39:01And lots of chemistry
39:03Lovely
39:03Brilliant
39:04Well done
39:09Across London Charlotte's getting ready for her first date with Jordan
39:12And she's not making much of an effort
39:15She's just booked a hotel a personal hairdresser
39:19And a shed light Prosecco
39:21Yeah I'm feeling sexy because this outfit
39:25It does make me feel sexy because it's right
39:27I feel like it took me in in the right place
39:29It's definitely too long in the leg Charlotte
39:32When he sees me in this outfit he's going to be bloody buzzing
39:40Back in Essex Arges
39:47Fuck knows
39:49This is absolutely a nightmare
39:52I'm going to have to put some serious product in this to save it
39:55Of course you're doing your hair
39:57Look like a young John Travolta
39:59You do look like you're in Greece
40:00But the head waiter at a taverna
40:07Meanwhile in South London Charlotte's arrived at her date
40:10Dressed as an ABBA tribute act
40:12All four of them
40:19The agents have told me to keep it classy
40:22So I've ordered a pawns-drair martini
40:25Cheers to myself, choo-choo
40:30Pure class
40:33So while Charlotte's back on the booze
40:35Arge has got other things on his mind
40:37I literally can't wait for tonight
40:40I mean I'm bang up for it
40:42I've lined up the perfect place for the first date
40:47There's one thing on my mind
40:50Snogging without sounding like a cow
40:53Chicken tikka madras
40:56Poppa dobs
40:57Onion bhaji's
40:58Rice
40:59Chicken tikka masala
41:00Might even ask for it all be spicy
41:02Naan breads
41:03I'm going in
41:04Going for a Chinese then Arge
41:08Let's see if Charlotte's date has arrived
41:11There he is
41:12Jordan
41:12Fresh from Centre Court
41:14I wonder if Charlotte's remembered his name yet
41:18Hey
41:19Alright
41:20That'll be a no then
41:22Did say Caj didn't that?
41:23Why are you going on a fucking sports trip?
41:26I'm never ever going to be Caj
41:28Oh my god
41:29He's even fitter than I remembered
41:33Oh was that drunk last night?
41:35Yeah
41:35I didn't get your name
41:39It starts with a J
41:41What we going for?
41:41J?
41:42It's not J, no
41:44No
41:44It's also a country and a river
41:46I have no idea what his name is
41:49I didn't pick him up for his bloody name
41:53Err, Jamie
41:54Yeah, I had a great time on my two week holiday on the coast of Jamie
41:58My name's Jordan, there we are
42:00We're off to a start
42:01Jamie, Jordan, Hottie, Bossie, whatever
42:08He's fit
42:09Hottie-Bottie? I think you mean nice arse
42:13Back to Arge, whose brain is about to explode at the thought of eating a curry
42:17How are you? Nice to see you again
42:19Lovely to see you again
42:20You look very dapper
42:22You look lovely, you look gorgeous
42:24Thank you, I wasn't sure
42:25Right, what should we start off with?
42:26Let's get three papadons
42:28That's it, down to business
42:30Yeah, with all the sauces and stuff
42:31What should we get? Should we get some onion bhajis?
42:34Sod it, go wild mate
42:35Maybe just some meat samosas
42:38Good choice
42:40Let's do it and get a lamb dish and get a chicken dish
42:42Yeah
42:43Let's go for a chicken tikka masala
42:45Madras hot
42:46One rice to share
42:48Garlic and cheese naan
42:49You've got two dishes
42:50Do you want your own rice or do you want to get one share?
42:52Shall we get a few little bits of bobs?
42:54Yeah
42:55Garlic and cheese naan
42:56And then shall we get something else?
42:57Or not?
42:58This geezer's my hero
43:00What's that spinach dish that's good? The spinach and the cheese?
43:03The sag paneer
43:04The sag paneer
43:05Shall we go for a sag paneer?
43:06And then that'll do us
43:07Yeah? Thank you very much
43:07Whatever do you do?
43:09Don't worry about that
43:10Ard has got the whole restaurant covered
43:12I'll put it in a doggy bag and put it in a microwave
43:14Sounds good
43:16He is not joking
43:19Hopefully Charlotte's keeping things classy on her date with Jordan
43:21Place your bets
43:22Are you happy that you chose me?
43:25Yeah, of course I'm happy
43:26What about me?
43:27Did you like that?
43:28I fancied you obviously
43:29Yeah
43:30You've got gorgeous eyes
43:31So far so good
43:33He's also got a sexy body
43:36A fabulous arse
43:38And beautiful eyes
43:39And tisimal lips
43:41Remember keep it classy
43:43I want to see your bum
43:44Show me your bum
43:45Oh don't show your bum mate
43:47Oh don't show
43:48Oh
43:53Oh
43:54Bebe
43:56Well it is a first day
43:57Arse out
43:58Standard
43:59You've got to try before you buy
44:02Should we get some shots?
44:04Shots?
44:04Let's get some shots
44:04Yeah, let's get some shots
44:07Let's get some shots
44:17Oh
44:18Sorry, my boobs are a bit out there
44:19No, that's alright
44:20No, no, no
44:20Don't apologise
44:26Turns out I've been eyeing up the wrong onion bar juice
44:30You've got nice boobs
44:34He's having the absolute time of his life
44:37I would show you right now but like none
44:40Hang on, is this normal?
44:41That has never happened to me
44:44I've got boona
44:45I've got bargees
44:46And I've got boobs
44:47I'm on to a winner
44:50Across London
44:51Charlotte's taken the agent's advice
44:53And has been very sophisticated
44:54That's if you don't count the dirty cocktails
44:56And the striptease
44:57Yes, boy
44:58Do you like it?
45:01Do you?
45:02Do I like it?
45:03I'll be completely honest
45:04You could be in there Charlotte
45:06Yes
45:08This is it
45:09He wants to get down with the Dawson
45:13I don't know
45:15How to
45:17How to tell you this
45:18Oh, you're not on the bobby bus are you?
45:21I did have recently split up with someone
45:26And have been trying to get them back
45:29I've got a barrier up right now
45:31Oh, thank God for that
45:32I thought it was just the tight shorts
45:33I've still got feelings for her
45:36What a two-faced twat
45:38He's bloody blowing it now
45:40He's not getting any of this
45:45Tomorrow night
45:47The agency's clients take things to another level
45:50I do a bit of eye fucking
45:53They're all gagging for it
45:54I just salivaed all in my mouth
45:57As our celebs
45:58Go
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