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00:01I don't know much biology
00:05Someone seems pleased with himself this morning.
00:08Well, I'm happy, aren't I?
00:09Happy? Clever trick, that, being happy around here.
00:11Must let me know how it's done.
00:12Well, everything's perfect. I'm getting married, there's the baby.
00:15Summer's here, sort of.
00:16I just get worried something might happen, you know, make it all go wrong.
00:19Yeah.
00:20Well, not anything, will it, Chris?
00:22No, well, enjoy it while it lasts, son.
00:23Because it doesn't.
00:26Now, item one on the agenda.
00:28Food.
00:29How little can we get away with feeding them
00:31before they start calling us a bunch of skilfins?
00:34Nice attitude, I must say.
00:36I'm just being honest.
00:37Weddings cost a fortune, don't they?
00:39And we ain't got a fortune.
00:40I just wish they'd gone the old hog
00:42and the lope to Gretna Green.
00:45Arthur!
00:46Well, it's all disorganising, isn't it?
00:48I mean, trying to work out where the money's coming from.
00:50It's just one more thing to worry about.
00:53Well, don't worry.
00:54Sit down and have a cup of tea.
00:55We'll sort it out later.
00:56I'm going to be late for work.
00:58Morning, all.
00:59Oh, Pete.
01:00Oh, good.
01:01What's this, coffee morning or Tupperware party?
01:03No, be gentle with him.
01:05He's feeling a bit fragile.
01:06Oh, I'm getting a bit worried about you, mate, lately.
01:08Legless again last night?
01:09I certainly wasn't.
01:10He's worrying about the wedding arrangements.
01:13Why worry?
01:13Things assault themselves out.
01:15How?
01:15They always do.
01:16Because people like me are working like slaves behind the scenes.
01:19That's how.
01:20You'll find out.
01:21How long do you think Simon's going to stay single?
01:23Some girl will soon snap him up and talk him into getting itched, I tell you.
01:26Then you'll know what it's all about.
01:29I'm sure Pete and Simon will cross that bridge when they come to it.
01:33Anyhow, Pete won't be the father of the bride, will he?
01:37Father of the bridegroom, he'll be.
01:39Right.
01:39And anyway, what makes you think you've got to shoulder the whole load by yourself?
01:42Hmm, that's right, go on, you tell him.
01:44You said it, Mum.
01:45I am the father of the bride.
01:46I mean, I can hardly leave the arrangements to Lofty, can I?
01:49We'll be celebrating Vicky's 21st before he books the caterer's morn.
01:52Oh, don't be unkind.
01:54Look, me and Kath have been there lately.
01:55So just relax.
01:56We'll sort something out then.
01:57As we've always said, family helps family.
02:01Yep, and if nobody's asked, just please, I would like a cup of tea, sis.
02:03There you go.
02:05Yeah, so I said to myself, well, why not?
02:08I mean, what have I got to lose?
02:10Yeah, live dangerously, right?
02:11Yes.
02:12You see, if I get sick of it after a month, I can tell them and they'll come and cart
02:18it
02:18away.
02:18Nothing to pay and no questions asked.
02:22And of course, Lofty showed me what knobs to press and all that sort of stuff.
02:26Yeah, it's got remote control and everything, hasn't it?
02:28Oh, that's good effort.
02:28So you can lay in bed, sit in champagne and flip from channel to channel.
02:31Good, isn't it?
02:33Good morning, Andy.
02:34Morning.
02:34I don't know about that.
02:37I mean, I really don't.
02:38You see, it's quite hard to get the hang of the thing at first.
02:43Anyway, last night I stayed up late and I watched the big fight.
02:47I thought you looked a bit bleary-eyed this morning.
02:51Oh, Ash, is it still all right to have the auditions for the band here this afternoon?
02:55Yeah, there'll be enough space, won't there?
02:56Oh, yeah.
02:57Right, well, carry on then, darling.
03:01Ethel, are you going to come and watch the auditions here this afternoon?
03:03No, Theo.
03:04I'm going home to watch my telly.
03:06Ooh.
03:18Watcha.
03:19I just nipped that for a minute.
03:20Angie said it'd be a while.
03:21Look, I wanted to have a quiet word with you.
03:23Ah, skiving off, are we?
03:25Yeah, something like that.
03:26Yeah, well, you have to stop that now.
03:27You've got responsibilities.
03:29Certainly picked the right time and place for a quiet word, didn't you?
03:32Yeah, I did, didn't I?
03:33Well?
03:34Well, I've been thinking, you know, about my responsibilities.
03:38It's a real problem, isn't it, for your dad?
03:39You know, the money for the wedding and everything.
03:42Well, the way he's going on, you'd think we were Andy and Fergie.
03:44Well, but it's understandable, really.
03:46I mean, you are his only daughter.
03:47He just wants everything to be right for you.
03:49I reckon that I should chip in a bit.
03:52Lofty, you haven't got anything to chip in with, have you?
03:54Well, I've got some savings in the cost of this.
03:56Look, let it stay there, eh?
03:58Look, there's going to be a meeting around my house today.
04:00Everyone's going to be there.
04:01Pete and Kath are coming over.
04:02I think you should be there.
04:04After all, you're our family.
04:05Near enough.
04:11Hello, Lachlan.
04:16Hello, Lachlan.
04:17What are you doing?
04:18I suddenly remembered me post office book.
04:21Wondering if I left any money in it.
04:22Huh!
04:23We emptied that out last year, remember?
04:26When we was getting that stuff for Marty.
04:28Yeah.
04:28I was just hoping there might be a fiver in there.
04:30You know, every penny helps.
04:32Hey!
04:36Hey, that's the day we went to the races, isn't it?
04:38Remember?
04:38Yeah, that's when Michelle wouldn't stop whinging you.
04:40I remember.
04:42You're a little bit of all right there.
04:43There's nothing wrong with you now, eh?
04:46Oh, no, I look terrible.
04:48Rubbish.
04:49Well, I feel terrible.
04:51I said I feel terrible.
04:54Well, maybe you should see Dr. Lake.
04:55No, not that one.
05:00I'm talking to you.
05:04What's up?
05:05I don't know.
05:08You're probably run down.
05:09Go and see Dr. Lake.
05:11He'll give you a tonic.
05:12Unless, of course, it's your age.
05:13I mean, we are grandparents now, aren't we?
05:16No.
05:17It's not just that.
05:21I'm just someone's granny or someone's mum or the lady in the laundrette, aren't I?
05:27I'm still me.
05:28I'm still the same person who you met.
05:32But sometimes it's as though I don't exist.
05:36I'm just something that everyone takes for granted.
05:41We all love you, Pauline.
05:43You must know that.
05:44Yeah.
05:46Perhaps I don't love myself.
05:49Look, I know it's difficult, me not bringing any money in, with a wedding coming up and
05:54everything, and I feel bad about that.
05:57Arthur, it's not that.
05:59I swear it.
05:59It's not the money.
06:01It's me.
06:03I feel fed up with myself.
06:07I feel as though I've been walking in my sleep and, well, now I want to wake up.
06:13Do you know what I mean?
06:15Yeah.
06:16There's a good girl.
06:20Sure, I've been thinking, you know, about the money and that.
06:23Mm-hmm.
06:23What about it?
06:24Well, I'm going to go down the post office and draw out my savings and just sort of put
06:27in your dad's hand and say, there are, that's from me.
06:30How much is it?
06:31Fifty.
06:32Fifty quid.
06:34It's not a lot, is it?
06:35No, but it's the principle, isn't it?
06:36I mean, it's all I've got.
06:38You've made up your mind?
06:40Yeah.
06:40And there's no way I can talk you out of it?
06:42No, I'm going to go down there now.
06:44Do you want to come down for the walk?
06:46I would do, but I don't know, Loft, I just feel a little bit tired at the moment.
06:51You're still taking them iron tablets?
06:52I mean, it takes a lot out of you, doesn't it, feeding a baby?
06:55Well, having a baby takes a lot out of you.
06:58There.
07:00I don't know.
07:01I didn't realise I'd feel this tired all the time.
07:04I've got around it to Mum, though, and the way she copes at her age.
07:07I mean, I feel done in at my age.
07:09Well, do you want to have a little lie down?
07:10I mean, I could take Vicky out in the pram, take her for a nice long walk.
07:14What have I done to deserve a bloke like you, eh?
07:16That's what Den says all the time.
07:18What have I done to deserve you around me every day?
07:20Look, you know what I mean?
07:21I'm not Den.
07:22Stop putting yourself down.
07:23I do do that, don't I?
07:24Yeah, she do.
07:26Yeah, I'll get her ready and take her out, eh?
07:30Oh, come on, mind you're back now.
07:33Where's Harry, then?
07:34It's not like him to be late.
07:35Oh, we can't possibly start without our precious Harry, can we?
07:38Well, we can't start anyway, darling, because no-one's turned up yet, have they?
07:41And if no-one turns up, it'll be your fault.
07:43Whose idea was it to stick those adverts up in your college?
07:48Oi, oi.
07:48Mind yourself, Mum, you know.
07:50I'm a one-armed bandit, eh?
07:51Thank you very much.
07:52Where are you off to?
07:53I've just remembered, I've got to make a phone call.
07:55Oh, mind our way.
07:56And if no-one shows up, it'll probably cause words got out about you and Harry
07:59and your socio-political statements in a rock context.
08:01I think that's been one of the better suggestions, frankly.
08:04You would.
08:05Watch out, here comes Lenny.
08:06Sorry I'm late, everyone.
08:08No-one here yet?
08:09No.
08:09Well, no problem.
08:10Let's get ourselves together first, eh?
08:12Hello, Eddie.
08:13It's me.
08:16Hey, listen, remember that little talk you had with her about that Fabio, I mean?
08:21Look, I can't talk right now.
08:23What's wrong with it?
08:23Can you get yourself round here right away?
08:27You can't?
08:27Right.
08:28Listen, bring all your gear with you, all right?
08:30Yeah.
08:34Well, if it ain't the proud dad and his little niffer, eh?
08:36How is she?
08:37Oh, she loves her walkies and the pram.
08:39Don't you, Vicky?
08:40Yeah, look, you see, she smiles.
08:42I wish she understands everything I say, you know.
08:44It would go out to be a really clever little girl.
08:46Well, she'll need to, wouldn't she, were you around, eh?
08:50You know, it's funny.
08:52A lot of people might say you started out the wrong way having a baby before you got married.
08:57But I don't know.
08:59Sometimes it's best just to jump in the deep end, innit?
09:01You know what I mean?
09:02I mean, we learn how to cope somehow, don't we?
09:04Yeah.
09:05Well, and for the first time, I feel like I've got something that's mine.
09:09I know I'm not the father of the baby, technically, but, well, as far as I'm concerned, I am.
09:14Do you know what I mean?
09:15Of course I do.
09:17I mean, it's the same with me and Sharon, innit?
09:20She's my baby.
09:23Now, if you told me a year ago all this was going to happen, I would never have believed you.
09:28Me neither.
09:31I'll see you later.
09:50What's your name, then, mate?
09:51Dave.
09:52Dave.
09:53So you're a guitarist, then?
09:54Yeah.
09:55You play all right?
09:55Yeah, more or less.
09:57Know all the basic chords and that, do you?
09:59Yeah.
10:00All right, then, that's about giving us, um, a C.
10:02A C?
10:16I just don't believe this.
10:18I do.
10:19What are you looking so happy about?
10:21Nothing.
10:22Well, I can play your wild thing if you want another one by heart.
10:24You're fine?
10:24Yeah.
10:25All right.
10:25Yeah, someday.
10:33Wild thing.
10:36You make my heart sing.
10:40You make everything.
10:44Groovy.
10:48Wild thing.
10:51You make my heart sing.
10:55You make everything.
10:59You feel all right.
11:03Do you want the next verse?
11:05Uh, no thanks.
11:06We're not exactly going to be a wild thing sort of band,
11:09but thanks for coming, Dave.
11:11Yeah, thanks a lot.
11:12Yeah, thanks.
11:13Cheers.
11:14Be nice.
11:16Man, I've said.
11:17Yeah.
11:20Yeah.
11:21Cheers.
11:21Remember your way out, all right, didn't you?
11:23Yeah.
11:24You got everything?
11:25Yeah.
11:25Cheers, Dave.
11:26Take care.
11:27See you.
11:28Bye.
11:28Bye.
11:33Not a lot to say, is there?
11:35Oh, yeah.
11:35We're closed, mate.
11:37Well, isn't this where the auditions are?
11:38Yes, but, well, darling, you see, we're a rock band.
11:41You might like the army of men.
11:42Have you played in a band before?
11:44Have I?
11:45Oh, it was Johnny Earthquake, a Johnny Earthquake and a Tremors.
11:49I see, uh, well, if you'd like to come over here, I'll get you set up.
11:53Have you a chance of a quick drink while we're, uh, waiting?
11:56We're closed.
11:57Hmm.
12:02Good job.
12:10What are we gonna do?
12:11Audition him.
12:12It's only fair.
12:14I'll die.
12:14I swear I will.
12:16Give the bloke a chance.
12:17You never know.
12:17He might be a rock and roll genius.
12:19I mean, yeah, we can't be ageist and turn him down because of how he looks.
12:21Mr. Earthquake?
12:23Yeah.
12:24Now, what exactly is it you do, mate?
12:27Vocals, lead guitar, anything you care in the name.
12:30I can even play the accordion.
12:32Accordion?
12:32Yeah.
12:33Right.
12:33But I'm a rock and roll man, really.
12:35Right then, Mr. Earthquake, ready when you are.
12:38Right.
12:46Well, B-Bop Lula, she's my baby.
12:52B-Bop Lula, don't be baby.
12:56B-Bop Lula, she's my baby.
13:00B-Bop Lula, don't be baby.
13:04B-Bop Lula, she's my baby, love, my baby, love, my baby, love, my baby, love.
13:13She's the woman in the bright blue team.
13:17She's the woman that I, queen of the team.
13:22She's the woman that I adore.
13:52I don't feel much like William White, do you?
13:55William White, do you want to be a millionaire, eh, love?
14:01Well, well, love's young dream, eh?
14:06Is that a crime, man?
14:07Could be.
14:08Not quite indecent behaviour, but very possibly a breach of the police.
14:12Come on, Debs, let's leave the moral minority here to get on with it.
14:15I know you're a very, very busy man.
14:19Come on.
14:21Come on!
14:23Well, Doctor Lake.
14:24Oh, hello.
14:24Well done to see you, mate, eh?
14:26What's up?
14:26Everyone too healthy, are they?
14:27Sorry, I can't stop.
14:28I'm late for the surgery as it is.
14:30Do excuse me, will you?
14:30Yeah, quite understand.
14:31See ya.
14:35Of course, back in them days, he was us in it for the birds and the booze, you know.
14:39I remember we'd done the Glasgow Empire once, there was these three groupies outside the dressing room.
14:44Oh, God, I can't stand any more of this.
14:46Oi!
14:47Look!
14:48You've stood here for the last half hour talking about the most stupid sexist drivel I've ever heard in me
14:53life.
14:54Ain't you got a home to go to?
14:56What's up with this chick?
14:57Well, actually, we've got to, er, clean up. The pub's got to open for business.
15:01Oh.
15:02Oh, I get it.
15:03If that's the story, I'm on my bike.
15:06What's up tonight?
15:08What's up, mate?
15:08What's up, mate?
15:10What's up, mate?
15:10What's up, mate?
15:12What's up, mate?
15:12No wonder Rock's in a sad state, you see.
15:16Eddie, what are you doing here, mate?
15:18This is Eddie.
15:19He used to be in my last band with me.
15:21Over here, Eddie.
15:22You all right?
15:23Yeah.
15:23Look, seeing as none of this has worked out and all the people we've seen have been mega-useless, why
15:28doesn't Tessa join the band, eh?
15:30Tessa?
15:30You must be joking.
15:31She can't play an instrument.
15:33She doesn't have to.
15:33She could sing.
15:34Or have you got too big an ego to cope with having another woman around?
15:37Huh?
15:37What's going on, then?
15:38Ain't anyone interested in hearing me or what?
15:40Yeah, come and shut up, will you?
15:41Listen to Eddie.
15:42He's come all the way from plaster just to be here, you know?
15:44Yeah, in a minute.
15:45Look, Kelvin, I don't mean to be rude, but she's tone deaf right.
15:48And just because Tessa's your bird, don't mean she has to be part of the group.
15:51Hey, look, I don't even want to be in the band, right?
15:53I'd die rather than get up and sing.
15:55Look, look, you lot.
15:56Be quiet.
15:57Good.
15:57Sorry, Eddie.
15:58Things get a little heated from time to time.
16:00You know it is.
16:01Hey, Simon.
16:02You asked him to give us a C.
16:03Yeah, give us a C, Eddie.
16:04C.
16:05Major or minor?
16:05Oh, that's up to you, mate, Eddie.
16:14You know your trouble?
16:15You see every other woman as a threat or a rival.
16:17Don't tell me what I think.
16:18I want you to just shut up and leave it out with you.
16:20Yeah, mind you around.
16:21That's why I asked him.
16:23That guy had a chance.
16:25Sorry, Eddie.
16:26Carry on.
16:28Yeah?
16:29Well, I still think Tessa should be in the band.
16:31It doesn't matter, Kelvin.
16:32Leave it.
16:32Shut up.
16:33There's a principle at stake.
16:33Oh, you're all just an initiative, Tara.
16:35Do you want to get this band together?
16:37Listen.
16:38Why don't you all shut up and listen to me?
16:39I don't want to be in this stupid band!
16:43Don't be a musicist!
16:44Don't be a musicist!
16:44No, don't be a musicist!
16:46All right, you!
16:47Don't be a musicist!
16:47All right, you!
16:48Don't be a musicist!
16:49Don't be a musicist!
16:49You're a musicist!
16:51Don't be a musicist!
16:51All right, Hush, that's enough!
16:55Good God.
16:56What do you think this is?
16:57The local elections?
16:59Right, miss.
17:00You and your mates can clear all this mess up.
17:02I want to open this place up soon.
17:04Now move!
17:07Hi.
17:08Oh, hi.
17:09What do you think?
17:10What?
17:11These nets. Do you like them?
17:13Oh, yeah. Nice.
17:15It's getting very only in here these days.
17:17So what's wrong with that?
17:18Oh, nothing.
17:20Fine for those who care about material things.
17:22Oh, and you don't?
17:23Well, no, I couldn't care less, actually.
17:25I mean, all this bourgeois stuff just a trap the system used to enslave you.
17:29My, my. We have grown up, haven't we?
17:33Kelvin, don't take it too seriously.
17:35I don't.
17:37See, there's just the two of us here.
17:39Maybe we can have a talk.
17:41What about?
17:42Well, I was thinking of buying the upstairs flat.
17:45I wanted to know what you thought.
17:47Oh, well, it's up to you.
17:49I mean, it's just that I thought you and Dad were back together again
17:51and we were going to be a happy family.
17:53I mean, last time me and Cassie were fine until you two split up.
17:56What do you think of it, Kelvin?
17:57Yeah, nice.
17:59Look, I'm sorry. I know it hasn't been easy on you two.
18:03Anyway, we're not splitting up.
18:05Not like before.
18:07It's just that this place is too small for all of us.
18:10We need space, time to think.
18:13But Cassie and I will only be upstairs.
18:15Still be together, like a family.
18:17Yeah, funny family, living in two houses.
18:20I won't be like that again, Kelvin, I promise you.
18:22All right.
18:23I mean, if that's what you want.
18:28How did it go today? Did you find who you wanted?
18:30Well, sort of.
18:31Some old mate of Wixie's turned up.
18:33He seems all right, so I suppose we'll have him.
18:36Anyway, I was thinking, if I do buy the upstairs flat, I think you ought to have the room that
18:43Cassie and I have been using.
18:45Does this look all right?
18:46Yeah.
18:47Then you can have a bit more privacy, lead your own life, that sort of thing.
18:52Maybe we could turn it into a bed-sit.
18:54And you can invite your friends around.
18:56It would always be another place for the band to meet, eh?
18:59I'm sure about that.
19:00Don't think I fancy living above a racket like that, though.
19:05What are you suggesting?
19:06Getting out the begging bowl?
19:07Getting on to Aunty Betty and Leon Singh, asking her to send us a couple of quid postal order, that
19:11sort of thing?
19:12Isn't that what families are for?
19:14Any crisis and we all pull together.
19:15Well, this ain't a crisis, is it? It's a wedding.
19:18It's a financial crisis, Dave.
19:19So help me, weddings always are. It's just one of those things that fathers of the bride ever accept.
19:24Bankruptcy.
19:25Bankruptcy, my foot. I'll find a way.
19:28Right now, Arthur. You're in no position, sir.
19:30You don't have to rub it in, Pete.
19:32All Pete's trying to say is that we'll help you.
19:34Again? You're always bailing us out.
19:36Well, look, I went down the post office today and I drew out my savings.
19:40Did you, Lofty? That was good of you.
19:41How much was that?
19:4250 quid.
19:43Oh.
19:43Oh, well, it's a start, isn't it? I mean, you'll buy cake or something.
19:46Yeah, it's all I've got, isn't it?
19:47Yeah, well, I think it's very good of him and you stop acting up, Arthur.
19:50I just feel that I should be doing all this.
19:52Well, because I'm skint, everybody else is having to do it for me.
19:56Yeah, well, look on the bright side. I mean, you're not much of an organiser, are you?
19:59Yeah, he's nearly as hopeless as me, isn't he?
20:03Er, sorry. I'd better be getting back. I'll bring the money over later, all right?
20:08See you later.
20:08See you later.
20:09Bye, Lofty.
20:11Hey, what's he mean, as hopeless as he?
20:18You're not serious, are you?
20:21I think we're going to have to take our waitress.
20:23It's too much, isn't it? I think I'm definitely going to have to take on a part-timer.
20:26Well, it doesn't matter if they can't add up. Just make sure they've got muscles.
20:30I might wonder what I could get.
20:31How about Ethel?
20:33Ethel?
20:34You should have heard it. She came in today. She was so funny.
20:37Oh, dear, has it come to this? It's just a glorified knocking shot.
20:40You'll attract all the near-the-worlds of London's underworld or something.
20:44She was so funny. I don't know how I kept a straight face.
20:46She doesn't approve.
20:47Uh, you could say that.
20:49Are you ready to tackle the really heavy ones?
20:52No, a little. Just push them over there.
20:56OK.
20:57All right.
21:02Maybe I'll get a strong man to give us a hand later.
21:05Do you think Andy might help?
21:06Ah, he's working late, but I could ask him for tomorrow, maybe.
21:09Are you two really back together again?
21:11Yeah.
21:12You seem a lot happier.
21:13I am. I don't know what came over me the last few months.
21:16I just didn't know what I wanted.
21:18It was awkward at times, what with Roy and Andy being there.
21:21Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
21:23Roy was a big mistake, but that's all over now.
21:26Do you know, I've never been happier in my life.
21:32Oh, Lofty. Come for your prescription, eh?
21:35Yeah.
21:37Sit down.
21:38Thanks.
21:45Any particular trouble with the asthma lady?
21:47No, no, no more than usual.
21:50How's Michelle and the baby?
21:52Oh, they're fine.
21:53Oh, the baby's so beautiful.
21:54I'm really sort of made up with her.
21:56Yeah?
21:56Well, you'd see plenty of them yourself when they move in here, wouldn't you?
21:59How soon do you think that'll be?
22:00I don't know.
22:01Well, it won't be before the wedding, I don't think.
22:03I mean, I've got to get the place done up and everything.
22:05Well, I'm still up to me neck in all the wedding arrangements.
22:08You must be very excited, eh?
22:09Oh, yeah. Not many.
22:11I'm very pleased for you, Lofty.
22:13If there's anything I can do to help, be sure to ask.
22:17Hello, yeah?
22:18Dr. Legg, yeah?
22:20What, that?
22:22Oh, yeah.
22:23And your address is what?
22:27I see, yeah.
22:29Now, look, you just keep her quiet, won't you?
22:31Don't worry, and I'll be around straight away.
22:34Must rush.
22:34Sorry to cut you off, Lofty.
22:35All right, is it an emergency?
22:37Yeah, they seem to think so.
22:38Probably not, though.
22:39I've got a name, right.
22:40Uh, keys.
22:41Just a minute.
22:42Right.
22:47I can't...
22:48Oh!
22:49Cheers.
22:50Cheers.
22:57Oh, yes.
23:03Oh, yes.
23:05Oh, yes.
23:08Oh, yes.
23:18Oh, yes.
23:21Oh, yes.
23:21Uh, sorry, I'm a bit late.
23:22It's all right, darling.
23:24We're not rushed off our feet, are we?
23:26Who?
23:26Now, what can I do for you, madam?
23:28Well, now, I think I'd like to try one of them drinks they have on the television.
23:33I'd like a Joan Collins, please.
23:35Ah, well, we're still a bit old-fashioned in here, you know.
23:37Why don't you have a sherry, eh?
23:39Well, how about an eyeball, then?
23:41Do you do them?
23:42You've been watching too much telly, you have.
23:44This is a pub, not a cocktail bar, and no, we don't sell them.
23:47Oh, well, I'll have me usual.
23:49I thought you might.
23:50Evening.
23:51Evening.
23:52Here, what do you make of that place Namers opened?
23:55Well, it's early days, yeah, that's all right.
23:57I mean, we'll just have to wait and see if it's going to become headache or not, please.
24:00What do you mean?
24:00Well, he means what I've been saying all along.
24:04It'll attract the dregs of the underworld, that place will.
24:07Well, I wouldn't go that far, Ethel.
24:10I'll tell you what bothers me.
24:11It's not likely to help the teenage drinking problem round here, is it?
24:14I mean, they can go in there now any hour of the day and buy booze.
24:17We could do without the spate of teeny bop of drugs
24:19chucking our bricks through shop windows and such like that.
24:49So how come you don't have to pay anything?
24:51Well, it's a free offer, isn't it?
24:53I mean, one month's free trial on the telly, and if you don't want it after that, no questions asked.
24:58So you can get shot of that one, and after a month, then go back to another shop to make
25:02the same offer and get another free, eh?
25:03Oh, I didn't think.
25:05Ah, to be honest, that's your trouble, eh?
25:07Yes, not much use at this day and age.
25:10Here, give us a hand on here.
25:13Oh, to take the weight off my feet.
25:18You want to try having a baby, you know, it's great.
25:20Ah, but I'm not built the right way, am I, Lofty?
25:22No, you know what I mean, though.
25:24Yeah, but it's not for me, mate.
25:25Not yet.
25:27Do us a favour, will you love to bring up some ginger beers?
25:29Yeah.
25:32God, what I've got to listen to?
25:34Hey, Lofty going all about his kid.
25:37He's turning to a right old mother hen.
25:39Why did you go like that when I was born?
25:41I don't know.
25:42Yeah, I suppose so, more or less.
25:44I mean, it's only natural.
25:45But it's not even his kid, is it?
25:47That makes no difference.
25:48That's a load of old rubbish.
25:49Oh, it must do, Dad.
25:50I mean, I don't think I'd feel the same way about another Boat's kid as I did about me own.
25:53Yeah, as usual, I see.
25:55You don't think.
25:55And you wouldn't know how you feel because you're too young to know.
25:58I mean, life isn't as clear-cut as you think it is when you're young.
26:01Go on, play the heavy father.
26:02Yeah, well, you're going to find out.
26:04Play the heavy father.
26:05I'm sorry, son.
26:07I don't mean any sort of father to you.
26:09Well, that's not your fault, Dad.
26:10Oh, to blame too, son.
26:12I mean, what I've seen it was you that were going to get caught up in a crossfire, never
26:15knowing from one day to the next who was supposed to be calling Dad.
26:19I didn't do anything, did I?
26:20I just walked away and left you to it.
26:22Well, it ain't killed me.
26:23No, it ain't done you a lot of good either.
26:25No, I'm all right, Dad.
26:27Look, there's something I want to say.
26:29I mean, I'm not too brilliant at showing how I feel.
26:32I am your father.
26:34I've got feelings.
26:35I care for you a lot if you ever need anything.
26:37Look, Dad, I really appreciate what you did for me about the money.
26:40Oh, come on.
26:41Money's not everything.
26:42Look, what I'm trying to say is I'm trying to make up to you.
26:45For all the years, I've never done anything for you.
26:47Are you with me?
26:48I'm going to try and be a real dad today, OK?
26:52Well, yeah, that's fine by me, Dad.
26:53Here, come get you and have a drink, eh?
26:55Yeah?
26:56Hey, put half in there, will you, Simon?
26:57That's my quote.
26:58I've run out of money.
26:59Oh, wow.
27:00Simon, where's Lofty?
27:01I want to speak to him.
27:02Oh, he's around somewhere, Doc.
27:04Hello, Doc.
27:05How are you doing?
27:05I must see Lofty right away.
27:06Where is he?
27:07Yeah, he's here.
27:07Lofty, you wanted!
27:11Lofty, I need your help.
27:12What's up, Doc?
27:13Don't raise your voice.
27:14We've been broken into.
27:16Oh, burgled?
27:17Yeah.
27:18Surgery, Ethel's room, your place as well.
27:20What are they taking?
27:21Everything.
27:22We've been completely cleaned out.
27:23Cleaned out?
27:24Yeah.
27:25My money.
27:26That's about 50 quid.
27:28That's my wedding money.
27:29I'm gonna let go six weeks ago, Jack.
27:29I can't wait a long story after I got fired.
27:29great, I can tell you. it's a
27:30big mess. It's a
27:30big mess though. Pass your arm
27:30sputter sends you back. Yeah, honestly.
27:30Good luck. You
27:30guys want my
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